Intruder Put Bonnie Bowen’s Penny In The Oven

October 27, 2008 at 9:51 am by  


DILLON, SC – Bonnie Bowens returned from church last Wednesday only to return home to find her trailer door open and the contents ransacked. She then called for her dog, Penny, whom she had only owned for 2-months. Penny didn’t come, but it was at that point Bonnie noticed the smell, the oven light on, and a chair propped against the oven’s door.…

Kelly Pecor Is A Puppy Pervert

July 16, 2008 at 10:44 am by  

Sacramento, CA – Kelly Wayne Pecor is a 45-year-old registered child sex offender living in Sacramento, California. Whereas Pecor has annoyed and molested children in the past, he has since turned to his sister’s 5-month-old bulldog, “Chateau”, for perverse puppy pleasure.  Looking like a stray mongrel, perhaps Pecor thought his attentions would be welcomed, or at least tolerated, and best reason of all, dogs don’t kiss and tell like pesky lil’ kids are wont to do. …

GREENHILLS, OH – Since the beginning of time, people have had a love hate relationship with their siblings. Ezekial Holley is no different. Well, maybe a just a little. When Holley found out that his sister had been beaten up by her boyfriend, he showed his concern…by killing a dog. Her abuser’s dog? Nope. HER dog. What. The. Fuck?

There isn’t much information out on this story at this time. What is being alleged is Holley was upset that his sister had been battered and responded by stabbing and decapitating her dog.…

Ryan Taber Loves His Dog

June 6, 2008 at 11:08 am by  

Ryan Taber on

Actually, Ryan Taber needs help.

Ryan Taber was busted in April for some on-line conversations he was having with what he thought was a 14-year-old boy. It turns out that the 14-year-old boy was actually Keene police Detective James McLaughlin. Taber had just been snagged in a sting and charged with using the internet to seduce, solicit, lure or entice a child to commit the offense of lewdness or indecent exposure. He was indicted by a grand jury on on May 16. This alone is almost a non-story to me in regards to an idiot teen using the internet to talk sex with another teen on the internet, and I almost would like to know how Detective James McLaughlin felt engaging in sexual conversations with a minor…but that’s a topic for Three Things. This story got interesting when investigators found child porn on his computer, as well as media involving him fucking the family’s golden retriever.…

Donald Wayne Collins on Dreamin' Demon

Broken Arrow, OK – Jean Mae Lewelling, 29, and her man Donald Wayne Collins, 38, have been arrested on charges of child endangerment and cruelty to animals. Police got a call on Tuesday to investigate the couple’s home outside Tulsa because frankly, it was nasty. The smell was wafting into the street, and flies were swarming around the house. …

Cat Cooked To Death In House Of Morons

April 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm by  


Continuing with this weeks theme of fucking up cats, we have another story in which a seven-month-old kitten was placed inside of an oven being used to heat a house. Some people are really pissed off about this one, and it seems as if some of the people involved are covering for the ones actually responsible. Initial reports are that a 2-year-old girl placed the kitten in the oven, but some are not so sure about that…especially since two drunken, teen-aged boys ran from the house when the Human Society arrived.…

Charles Corwin Kills Kitten, Starts Shitstorm

January 16, 2008 at 12:36 pm by  

Boulder, CO – Charles Kenneth Corwin, 57, had just gotten his wife Stacy home from the hospital last month when his day went from bad to truly craptastic. Corwin was already stressed, as Stacy Corwin was still in precarious health. He’d set up all the medical equipment and gotten Mrs. Corwin settled in bed when he looked down to find one of the family’s kittens chewing through his wife’s oxygen tubing.

Corwin snapped. He saw that kitten chewing through his wife’s life support and flipped out. Bashing its head against a bookcase “about twelve” times, Corwin then threw the tiny corpse out the cat door of the trailer home and onto a porch. And just at that moment, kids, The Ghost Of Vengeful Kitteh came out to wreak a little havoc in Charles Corwin’s heretofore peaceful trailer park life.…

Severino Cruz Does Not Watch “Dog Whisperer”

January 15, 2008 at 11:17 am by  

Plainville, Conn. (January 15, 2008) – When his brother’s pet pit bull bit Severino Cruz’ eight-year-old son last Sunday, Cruz found a new and inventive way to attain pack leadership. In a non-Cesar Millan-endorsed training technique, he drilled holes in the dog’s head.

Severino’s brother Enrique Cruz was, you guessed it, babysitting for his nephew Nick. The pit bull, named Baby, managed to escape from a locked cage in the basement and bit the child in the arm. Uncle Enrique called Severino Cruz at work to let him know what had happened. While Nick Cruz was at the hospital being checked out, Severino went to his brother’s home, found Baby back in the cage, and trepanned the heck out of his skull with a power drill.…

Two Men Charged With Decapitating Kitten

August 29, 2007 at 10:02 am by  

WOODRUFF, S.C. — Brandon Burdette, 20, (pictured left) and Jonathan Phillips, 18, have been charged with felony animal cruelty after an incident involving a black kitten named Mischief.

The kitten’s owner, Jennifer Ingle, 23, shared a residence with Burdette and other friends. Mischief was a stray she had taken in about a month ago, and Burdette had recently moved in with Ingle. Burdette had been complaining about the kitten’s meowing and the fact that he was allergic to the cat. Instead of letting Ingle find a place to take the cat, he and Phillips decided to carry the kitten up the road to give it away. But Burdette took the kitten out of Phillips hands and proceeded to saw off Mischief’s head with a serrated kitchen knife.

Felony animal cruelty carries a penalty of up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.


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