Cheyenne Cherry Cooks Kitten Alive

June 9, 2009 at 6:59 am by  

Bronx, NY —  Cheyenne Cherry is a 17-year-old teen who readily admits that she hates cats.  Some people like cats, some don’t, but they usually won’t kill them in slow hideous ways, unless they are a serial killer in the making. Cherry was hating on her ex-roommate Valerie Hernandez and decided to get some revenge, a “prank” she is now calling it, for whatever reason. …

New Bedford, MA– Owning a dog can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Like kids, they require a lot of time and attention. You have to remember to feed them daily, bathe them every time their nasty-ass finishes rolling in something dead, and you have to walk them every time they need to piss or shit, even if it’s 3 o’clock in the morning. If you don’t, you might spend your morning cussing them out while they hide under the table with sorrowful eyes and watch you try to scrub out their stains in the carpet. Dogs are a big responsibility, so that’s why I’m guessing these two cousins, Jimmy Correa and Jenny Torres, decided to give their one-year-old chihuahua, Princess, the old heave-ho.

David Lochner And Timothy Welch Ate Emmy

May 4, 2009 at 4:22 am by  

Palmyra, New YorkOnce again, we have a couple of mugshots that are just begging to be featured here at the Dreamin’ Demon (What’s with the matching do’s)? And, I could be wrong, but this might just be our very first case of cattle thievery. David Lochner, 18, and Timothy Welch, 21, were busted for stealing, killing and eating Emmy…a 2-month-old calf. …

Ooops! I Shot My Wife And Dog

May 3, 2009 at 4:34 am by  

Orlando, FloridaRadio personality Shannon Burke, host of The Shannon Burke Show on Real Radio 104.1 WTKS was either pissed off at his wife’s dog, pissed off at her, or a combination of both last Thursday evening when he picked up a gun and started waving it around, threatening the dog. Well, guess what? He didn’t realize the gun was loaded. Now his wife is in the hospital and her dog may lose a leg.…

Fubar Friday: James Mitchem

April 24, 2009 at 10:16 am by  

Fubar Friday: Alejandra Ortiz

April 17, 2009 at 4:19 am by  

Memphis, TN– Alejandra Ortiz is a cold-hearted bitch. It’s unnecessary to tell her this because I’m sure she already knows and probably doesn’t give a shit. A week ago, she treated her neighbors to a horrific sight. Let me just say, if this bitch lived in my neighborhood and I caught her callous ass doing what she did, instead of reading about her crime, you would probably be reading her obituary.…

Fubar Friday-Allison Dinsmore

April 10, 2009 at 10:39 am by  

Boca Raton, FL– Allison Dinsmore, 26, has been described as an “excellent teacher“. It’s too bad she’s not an “excellent” pet owner. Earlier this year, Allison began spending more and more time at her boyfriend’s place and a lot less time at her own apartment. She spent so much time away from her home, that her neighbor became worried. Why? Allison’s two cats were still living in her apartment and it seemed that no one was taking care of them.…

Jennifer Lytton Is Worthless

March 19, 2009 at 2:03 am by  

Statesville, NC–Worthless: adj. 1. Lacking worth; of no use or value. 2. Low; despicable. That about sums up 26-year-old Jennifer Lytton. I don’t even know where to begin with this tard…she’s either extremely stupid or extremely lazy. She couldn’t be bothered to find an ashtray, so she put her cigarette out on her child’s nose.…

Robert Adisano: Wanna See My Pig?

March 16, 2009 at 5:15 am by  

Key West, FL–Ladies, it has come to my attention that Robert Anthony Adisano, age 25, is looking for some companionship. Once you get past the hat-hair, the bushy eyebrows, and the goofy grin…you will find a man who is willing to go that extra mile to impress a member of the fairer sex.…

Acea Schomaker Had A Hyper Pussy

March 3, 2009 at 9:45 am by  

Acea’s Myspace

Lincoln, NE–Acea Shomaker’s pussy was acting up…it was out of control. The little pussy just wouldn’t calm down. At his wits’ end, Acea figured a little mary jane would soothe the savage beast. So, he crammed the little pussy into his homemade bong.

Cem Basoflas Engaged In Canine Coitus

February 7, 2009 at 10:47 pm by  

Cem’s Personal Website & YouTube Channel

Lawrence, KS–Meet Cem Basoflas. Cem, an international student from Turkey, is a 20-year-old physics major at Kansas University. Cem really likes dogs, in an unlawful carnal knowledge sort of way. Yes my friends, Cem Basoflas is a dog fucker.

Hulk Found Dead, Cooking In Oven

November 26, 2008 at 10:42 am by  

Update: 04/07/09-The person responsible for putting Hulk in the oven has been arrested. Terry Kleiman, Alex’s ex, has been charged with felony counts of animal mistreatment and burglary. More at end of article.

Youtube video above, if you can’t see it, your job is strict!

GREEN BAY, WI – Well, I didn’t think we would have TWO stories about this kind of shit this year, but another dog has been found dead, cooking in an oven. Alex Rouse (call me) came home to a smokey home the other day to find her 5-month old Pekinese/poodle puppy named Hulk, cooking in a hot oven.…

  • The Pulpit of Doom Podcast

  • Recent Comments

  • Prophets of Doom

    Be sure to pick up the DD crApp for Android. Coming to iTunes soon.