James Davis Arrested For Taping Pussy

September 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm by  

PHILADELPHIA – An arrest was made in the duct taped cat incident. Seems as if someone got as fed up with a cat as I do with mine, but took things a bit to far. Where I just use a laser pen to drive my cat nuts and get it to run into furniture, James Davis, 19, completely duct taped a cat, stuck it in a grocery bag and then left it in a neighbor’s yard. “Basically he saw the animal in his yard, didn’t like the animal in the yard,” said George Bengal of the PSPCA. “I think this young fellow has a lot of issues going on in his life. He was very remorseful for what he did. Hopefully he will get the help that he needs.” The kid is going through some tough times after his father and brother were murdered. He is now facing two years in prison for animal cruelty. Dunno if prison is the best answer in this case, but the guy really, really needs some professional help before that misplaced aggression is focused towards one of us.…

Dog Fighting Ring At Home Daycare

September 24, 2009 at 11:18 am by  

CHICAGO, Illinois – A dog with its eye ripped out, a dog with a leg twisted backward and a dog with its lower extremities nearly ripped off its body. That’s just a taste of what police found during a raid on a Chicago home daycare. Seems as if it wasn’t just children the owner’s were caring for. In a garage attached to the back of the house, dog-fighting equipment was located. In fact, when police arrived on Tuesday, they found “a very aggressive” pit bull in the garage, with blood on the floor and along the sides of a car. “Also in the garage were syringes, medication, bite sticks and harnesses used in dog fights,” the sheriff’s office said in a release. “The chest of the dog found in that garage was shredded from a recent fight and its penis was bitten almost completely off.” Some video after the jump, as well as a link to the full article which should piss you off. Not only for what was being done to the dogs, but the danger they placed the children and surrounding community in.…

Ty-Shawn Bost Didn’t Like That Pussy

September 17, 2009 at 9:04 am by  

Roseville, MI – Kimberly Ross and her 13-year-old daughter returned home just before 11:00 p.m. Monday evening to hear an odd ‘clunking sound’ coming from their washing machine. I can only imagine their horror when they opened up the door to see their new little kitten, Ruby, lifelessly bouncing around in the spin cycle. If that, in itself, wasn’t bad enough, the Ross family had also been robbed. Some kitty killing, sticky fingered criminal had ransacked their home – making off with a laptop, video game system, and some cold hard cash. Oh, and did I mention the pilferer actually removed a load of laundry from the machine in order to make room for the 7-month-old 6-pound kitty? Nice. …

Matthew Dorrbecker Writes in Blood

September 17, 2009 at 2:31 am by  

Kittery, Maine Delving into the psychology behind animal cruelty produces a glimpse into the motivation. It’s said that those who would commit such a horrendous act may feel unnoticed, powerless, and perhaps under the control of others. “They” also state that the perpetrators may abuse animals to threaten, shock or offend others, perhaps demonstrating a rejection of societies rules. “They” also claim the ass committing these acts may be copying something they’ve seen or something that may have been done to them, or perhaps a safe way to seek revenge on someone who owns that pet. Maybe this is why I never pursued my major – I call this psychology bullshit. People like Matthew Dorrbecker, who mutilate animals for shits and giggles, are just sick fucks.…

Just Hurry Up And Die!

August 6, 2009 at 8:45 am by  

Akron, OH – Most of us here have a soft spot in our heart for our critters – some of us treat them like family. Whether it be cats or dogs, rats or rabbits, hamsters or fish – we love them and they love us back. And, most of them do so unconditionally. We all have our favorite type of critter, one that meshes with our personality and our lifestyle. Regardless of which type of critter you prefer, they are all living creatures. They feel love, they feel fear, they feel pain. They don’t deserve to be abused, neglected, or maimed any more than most of the human population. To abuse another living creature for shits and giggles and turn around and brag about it is not only heinous, it’s fucking retarded. Take Elizabeth Carlisle for example. Elizabeth used to work at a Petland pet store. Thanks to her cruel antics, she is now unemployed and the store has been permanently closed. The little bitch drowned a couple of injured rabbits she was being paid to care for.…

Christopher Bagwell Accused Of Anal Muttsecks

July 16, 2009 at 6:01 am by  

Farmington, West Virginia – I have one question, well, not really – I have a ton of questions, but I’ll start out with just one: Who the hell breaks into a home, and in the middle of burglarizing it decides, “Hey. I’d really like to ass-rape that dog?” It’s one thing to go pawing through someone’s personal items, but, to heinously violate their pooch? Their male pooch? On July 8, Sierra Hayhurst, a friend of the pup’s owner, stopped by the home to drop something off while her friend was at work. She noticed the front door was wide open and she could see a man inside. The man was allegedly holding the homeowner’s Australian Shepherd/Collie mix up on a chair and the man’s “pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” she stated. That man was later identified as 26-year-old Christopher Bagwell. …

Tyler Brockman Is A Real Drag

July 15, 2009 at 7:33 am by  

Sumner, Nebraska – After researching this story, and playing the scene out in my head a couple of times, I puked in my mouth a little. Ok, it was more than a little. Let me introduce you to Tyler Brockman. On July 4, Brockman was on his way home to Kearney after participating in a rodeo in Sumner. Well, you know how those rodeos are, right? Do you? Cause I sure as hell don’t. I’m assuming that Brockman had either had a drink or seven, is smart as a dog turd, or a combination of both, because he failed to return his horse to his trailer. Not only did he neglect to make sure the animal was secured in the trailer, he neglected to untie the horse from the back of the trailer before he headed home that evening. …

Columbus, Ohio Okay folks, a little something about me. I was raised in the emergency medical field and became licensed. Later in life I decided I’d step up the game and became a certified firefighter. If there’s one thing I don’t take lightly, it’s our pledge of service and the code of ethics. Nothing pisses me off more than hearing of some ass-wipe posing as “one of us”. I know one fuck-up does not ruin a profession’s reputation but I guarantee you, we don’t view it that way. And so it is David Santuomo, firefighter, who is the log I’m tossing into the blaze.…

Lake City, FL I sure hope all you fathers out there are having a wonderful Father’s Day and getting something more useful than another tie for those 3 minutes you spent in helping create your own spawn. For you single moms out there whose kids no longer have a father and you are in the market for a new one, well, let me just say that this piece-of-shit gracing our front page today is definitely NOT fatherly material. Sit back, pay attention, and remember… vibrators only beat you when you turn them on.…

Rachelee Soto Set Haze Ablaze

June 18, 2009 at 7:37 am by  

Kissimmee, FloridaRachelee Soto was pissed off at her boyfriend. So, she did what any vindictive cunt would do…she set fire to his puppy. Soto’s boyfriend was at work when he received a phone call from his son telling him that his psycho girlfriend went and set the dog on fire. When deputies arrived, they found Haze, a 4-month-old pit bull pup with burns to his paws, stomach, face, and ears. The boyfriend told deputies that Soto was pissed off at him, and was taking it out on the puppy and the house.…

Krystal Lewis Wanted A New Dog Skin Belt

June 16, 2009 at 11:28 am by  

Muskogee, OklahomaKrystal Lewis used to have a Jack Russell terrier puppy. The puppy, named Joplin, was just seven-weeks old. The puppy was a gift to Krystal from a friend. When she and the friend had a “falling out,” Krystal decided to have Joplin killed and his pelt made into a snazzy new belt. She enlisted the help of a friend, Austin Mullins. Austin, 26, is accused shooting Joplin, at least 10 times, with a .22. And Krystal, 24, is accused of skinning the dog afterward. …

Is Tyler Weinman The Serial Cat Killer?

June 15, 2009 at 7:41 am by  

Palmetto Bay, FloridaIn the past month, residents in the Palmetto Bay and Cutler Bay neighborhoods have reported finding the bodies of more than two dozen mutilated cats on their front lawns. Some were skinned, some were gutted, some had their little kitty skulls bashed in. At least one cat was found, mutilated and ‘posed’, in it’s owner’s yard on Mother’s Day. A warning went out to residents to keep their cats indoors…animal advocacy groups and worried neighbors put together a $10,000 reward. Residents in both neighborhoods can now breathe a sigh of relief…an arrest has been made.…


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