Crazy Nekkid Hyjinx With Bayron Lopez

December 31, 2009 at 7:27 am by  

San Clemente, CAPolice got the first call at about 4:30 Wednesday morning – Bayron Lopez’s neighbors were complaining about the volume of his music. When the cops showed up, Lopez jumped out the window of his third-story apartment and disappeared into the dark. The next call came in at about 6:00 that morning – Julie Donnelly reported that a strange man had approached her and her dog, Kokanee, in an “aggressive and threatening manner” on the street. Kokanee, a 5-year-old miniature schnauzer, stepped in front of her human in an attempt to protect her. At that point, Lopez wrapped his hands around Kokanee’s little neck and started to choke her. He hit the dog several times. He then forcefully and repeatedly slammed the dog’s head into the pavement. Lopez left the scene as Kokanee died in Julie’s arms. Just a short time later, there were several calls to the police department about a nekkid man running through the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club while pouring hot coffee on his head.…

German Shepherd Dragged Uphill To Its Death

December 31, 2009 at 3:11 am by  

Grand Junction, CO Investigators are hoping to find the persons responsible behind a horrendous act of animal cruelty that occurred at the Colorado National Monument early Wednesday morning. An adult male German Shepherd was tied to a car and then dragged three miles to its death.“This was an incredible act of cruelty done to a defenseless animal,” said Joan Anzelmo, superintendent of the monument. “It is a sickening, sickening type of crime. We are leaving no stone unturned.” Tracks left in the snow clearly show that the dog was first walked, then ran and then dragged when it could no longer keep up with the vehicle. The dog’s body was finally dumped after it died from the dragging. Anzelmo said the German Shepherd was forced to run on about two inches of snow up one of the steepest hills at the monument. The dog was forced to run around multiple switchbacks and sharp curves and gained more than 1,000 feet in elevation before he finally collapsed and died. …

Lincoln, NE- Sunday night officers were called to a disturbance between 22-year old Richard Lynne Andersen and his 19-year old roommate after she discovered that he had been putting her black cat, Delila, in their washing machine. The roommate confronted Andersen about the abuse after she discovered he had recorded the incident on his cell phone. The police watched the one-minute, 14-second video of the cat struggling in the top-loading washing machine. In the video, the machine, which has no water, is turned on with the drum spinning and Andersen could be heard saying, “It’s the spin cycle!” while laughing. When the machine stops, Andersen says, “Kitty, come on Kitty!” to the very disoriented cat and then he mischievously starts the machine again. Andersen’s roommate also told police that her cat is fearful of people due to Andersen’s continual abuse to the animal. Well…Duh! Judging by her choice for a roommate, I guess the girl’s cheese is not completely centered on her cracker if she was aware of the sadistic bastard’s previous abuse to her beloved pussy and did not kick his ass to the curb sooner.…

Lordtyshon Garrett Was Feeling A Little Stabby

December 14, 2009 at 10:13 am by  

Brooklyn, NYDemonites, meet Lordtyshon (really?) Garrett. Judging by his Myspace pics, Lordtyshon (for real?) is a pretty beefy guy, certain to give a grown man a run for his money if it came to a beat-down. But against a 9 lb. cat? That pussy had no chance. Lordtyshon (?) and his wife were moochin’ off living with the wife’s mother, Deborah Bender. When Deborah told her good-fer-nothin’ son-in-law to get off his ass and get a job and/or vacate the premises, Lordtyshon got all offended and shit. It is alleged that on October 12, Lordtyshon (I feel retarded even typing that out) lured Deborah’s 4-year-old cat, Madea, into the bathroom, turned on the shower and closed the door. When the cat emerged from the bathroom, she was soaked and was having difficulty breathing. Lordtyshon then began to chase the cat around the apartment, beating, stabbing, and poking her with an umbrella. Madea didn’t survive the abuse the big tough guy doled out – she was left with injuries as severe as if she had fallen off a high-rise building or been hit by a car – and was put down.…

John Kerr Is A Real Animal Lover

December 11, 2009 at 11:50 am by  

Edinburgh – John Kerr really likes his Staffordshire Terrier. Likes it a LOT! And he really likes his dog to like him back. A friend of Kerr’s found a cell phone behind his couch, and in an attempt to determine the phone’s owner, began to scroll through it’s saved contents. Imagine his surprise when he happened across a couple video clips of his friend doinkin’ his dog. The unlucky and probably extremely nauseated friend got in contact with the cops and the SSPCA – the pooch was removed from Kerr’s custody and underwent a thorough examination. It appears the dog didn’t suffer any injuries – physically, anyway. When questioned, Kerr told police that “the two video clips were the only occasions in which he had an unnatural connection with the dog.” When asked why he even made the recordings, Kerr didn’t have an answer, saying only that he filmed them for himself. John Kerr, 30, admitted having an unnatural connection with a dog and allowing it to lick his private parts.…

Sharon McDonough Had Her Very Own Pet Cemetery

November 9, 2009 at 8:49 am by  

Long Island – Last Thursday, the guys from Rescue Ink: Unleashed got a call about a disturbing case of animal cruelty. The cast, a bunch of big, schmexy, tattooed, biker types who strive to save stolen and abused animals, headed out to the home of 43-year-old Sharon McDonough. Upon discovery of five dogs in the home, crammed into cages, malnourished and neglected, the crew put in a call to the SPCA. Further investigation revealed that the five dogs inside the home were just the tip of the iceberg. The SPCA returned to Sharon’s home Saturday morning armed with a search warrant and some shovels – they wanted to start digging in her back yard. And dig they did, unearthing the remains of as many as 20 cats and dogs. …

Dog Drag Dog

November 9, 2009 at 2:49 am by  

Knoxville, Tennessee – What’s up with all the animal cruelty stories lately? I swear to God I am not looking for them – it just seems as if all the local news outlets have a story about some jackass doing something stupid to an animal. In this case the jackass is 45-year-old Jimmy Lovell (nickname “Dog”) and what he did with a small, brown terrier. In front of a crowd of people yelling for him to stop, Lovell dragged the small dog behind his vehicle for about a block before finally stopping. He got out, grabbed the dog and placed her in his vehicle before driving off. The dog was later found abandoned on a roadside. The dog, now named Little Brown Dog, will survive but she got her ass kicked by massive road rash injuries. “Basically, (she has) skin wounds, ligament wounds, joint wounds and bone wounds on all four paws, but she also has a large wound over her sternum or over her breast bone that has been created in a similar manner,” Dr.…

James Tait Knows How to Handle a Horse

October 20, 2009 at 5:23 am by  

Maury County, Tennessee It’s hard to say if James Tait was looking to be in the limelight again, if he was just so incredibly horny, or just plain stupid. I mention “limelight” because this is not the first time James’ name has gleaned attention. The first time was 4 years ago when he aimed his camera on his buddy, Kenneth Pinyan, as a horse was screwing the life out of him…literally. Kenneth died from a perforated colon. You’d think James would learn from those lessons but I suppose there’s just something so seductive about forcing a horse’s…hell, you get the picture.…

Christopher Shaw Is Sooo Not A Cat Person

October 19, 2009 at 6:19 am by  

Austin, TX – Last month, Christopher Shaw’s roommate went on a week-long vacation and asked Shaw to take care of his cat, Donna, while he was gone. When Shaw’s roommate returned home, he found his beloved Donna broken up and locked inside a laundry room. Shaw allegedly told his roommate that he accidentally stepped on Donna and she scratched him, so he kicked her and locked her up in the laundry room and left her there for several days. When Donna’s owner took her to the vet, an exam showed that she had suffered from much more. …

Oh Rats! Bitch Smoked My Last Cig!

October 12, 2009 at 6:38 am by  

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. …

Cecil Leary Gave Lovely A Bath

October 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm by  

AUSTIN, Texas – A woman learned that the man who was living with her, 26-year-old Cecil Leary, had been abusive to his previous girlfriend. So in a big twist on this site, she told him to get out. A month later, she returns home to find the door of her apartment ajar and in another intelligent decision rarely seen here, she didn’t go in – rather, she called police. When they went inside, they found the place had been vandalized,  spray painted walls, broken furniture and oddly enough, a dog crate being held in a bathtub full of water with a televisions sitting on top. Also, her 3-month-old pit bull puppy, Lovely, was nowhere to be found. But the fate of her dog would soon be revealed through a series of text messages she would receive from Leary.…

Stuart, FL – While partying with friends Saturday evening, Cassandra Lauderdale took a break from the festivities to bathe her dog, a Catahoula named Dolly. Maybe Cassandra was scrubbin’ the pup’s nether-regions too hard, or maybe Dolly just thought her human was a total bitch, but, for whatever reason, Dolly allegedly turned around and nipped at Cassandra. Chances are, the human bitch had been cruel to the canine bitch on a fairly regular basis. Anyway, Cassandra stewed and seethed over that nip for the next 24 hours. The next night, Cassandra exacted her revenge. Partying again, with several guests in attendance, Cassandra reportedly stabbed that bitch to death. …


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