Oregon, OH – A 10-year-old girl is looking at animal cruelty charges and a whole ‘lotta counseling after admittedly and unapologetically drowning a 5lb Chihuahua named Tiny. Carla Frent, the dog’s human, said Marcella, her mentally-challenged 19-year-old daughter, was walking the dog several weeks ago when the younger girl called out to her and somehow coaxed her into her home. Once inside, the child grabbed Tiny and headed for the bathroom. Inside the bathtub, the child drew the shower curtain closed so Marcella couldn’t see what was happening. She then held Tiny under the water for approximately five seconds. What happened next isn’t exactly clear, but someone in the home managed to get the little pup breathing again. The child initially told police she just wanted to give the dog a bath – several story changes later, she admitted to intentionally holding the dog under water. The police report said the child showed a lack of emotion throughout the ordeal. Tiny spent the weekend at the vet’s office, but died shortly after returning home.…

SPRINGFIELD, LA – Three teens are facing animal cruelty charges after a dog was found severely beaten and bloody in the road. Witnesses would help identify the kids responsible. Police say that a 16-year-old boy and a 13-year-old girl lured the adult dog off of a porch and into a yard so that a 15-year-old boy could beat it in he head with a baseball bat. The two teens who lured the dog were charged with principal to aggravated cruelty to animals and released to the custody of their parents. The 15-year-old who used the bat has been charged with aggravated cruelty to animals and placed in the Florida Parish Detention Center. There was also a 7-year-old boy involved, but because of their age no charges will be filed against him. The dog was treated at a veterinary clinic and is expected to survive. I’ve stated this before in similar stories, but when we were kids we got into a good amount of trouble – but none of it involved beating kids and animals or sticking things in the asses of passed out people.…

Man Charged With Dragging His Dog Behind Truck

July 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm by  

CLAYTON COUNTY, Ga. – John Lewis McKinley has been arrested and charged with felony animal cruelty after his neighbors told police they witnessed him attach Choker, his pit bull mix, to the back bumper of his truck and then drag him through the neighborhood. “The dog was tied with a tethering device to the rear bumper of a 1999 GMC pickup and the other end, obviously, was tied to the dog and the dog was dragged some distance down the street. Neighbors saw (the dragging) and contacted authorities,” said Capt. Mark Thompson. Choker is alive, but suffered some nasty injuries including asphalt burns to his chest and inside of his groin, and flesh torn off the top of his feet and pads. That’s just the physical stuff that will eventually heal. The mental damage done will probably take longer unless the dog is like my cat and has a memory of around 14 seconds. Otherwise McKinley may have created a walking, bi-polar bear trap that will eat a kid whenever a truck commercial comes on television.…

Orlando, Fl. – Christian Rizk is one crazy mofo according to reports from his girlfriend. God I love you, crazy people.

Christian Rizk returned home from a long day of work a little different than usual. Different as in he was in the middle of a full blown psychotic episode.

According to police, Rizk has a mental condition that he hasn’t been taking his medicine for and has a history of cutting himself. Police received a 911 call from the girlfriend stating the Christian came home in, “an altered state of mind” claiming the she and her son were , “Satan and demons and that they were dead meat”. Rizk disconnected the phones, turned off the lights and proceeded to strangle the life out of the family cat. While still holding the cat, Rizk called his girlfriend a slew of names, kicked her in the stomach and threw her into the wall. She ran from the apartment to the neighbors and dailed 911. Rizk then threw the cat on to the hallway floor and refused to let the victim’s son leave the apartment.…

Fairmont, WV – After a somewhat bitter separation from her husband of 38 years, Cathryn Washington insisted upon custody of the couple’s dog, a 14-year-old yellow lab named Delta. Cathryn packed her belongings and the dog and left Washington state for West Virginia. Just 11 days later, Delta is dead because her human, a former nursing professor, is a moron. According to police, what was supposed to be a quick 15-minute dash into a Costco store to buy pet supplies took Cathryn more than an hour. While she was strolling through the air-conditioned aisles, Delta was baking inside the car. The temperature in Fairmont that afternoon was 104°. By the time the woman made it back outside, Delta was already pretty far gone and she reportedly died there in the car. After Cathryn realized Delta wasn’t going to need food, toys, or a doggy bed, she returned to the store to get a refund on the supplies she had just purchased. She told Costco employees she didn’t need the items because her dog had just died in the parking lot.…

Aventura, FL – According to police, 64-year-old Armand Pacher has been arrested and charged with animal cruelty after he allegedly spoke to a staff member in a veterinarian’s office and mentioned something about having sex with Christie Brinkley, his 2½-year-old Great Dane. The staff member called Pacher last week to reschedule an appointment for the pup’s eye surgery and asked about the dog’s general health – that’s when Pacher supposedly led the conversation down a sick and twisted path. “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.” An examination of the spayed animal revealed evidence of forced sexual activity. And according to the vet, the evidence could not have come from another dog. Pacher’s attorney Jeffrey Weiner (tee-hee) says dude denied making such a statement and that the staffer must have misunderstood a wisecrack. “I’m quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” Weiner said.…

Shane Byerly Doesn’t Like Pussy

July 15, 2010 at 7:42 am by  

Charleston, SC On July 4th, Peggy Morris and her husband discovered a total of four dead cats scattered around their property – one was off the side of the road and three more had been tossed under their trailer home. According to necropsy results, all of the cats had been shot with a pellet gun – including a mother cat who was shot five times in the head – and three of the cats died from blunt force trauma to the head. Kay Hyman, director of outreach and communication for the Charleston Animal Society, reported that two more cats were found injured, including a second mother cat who was scheduled to have her paw amputated on Wednesday. “Seven kittens she was nursing — four of them hers and three belonging to the other dead mother cat — had to be euthanized because she could no longer feed them due to her injuries.” Morris already had a suspect in mind – her neighbor, Shane Byerly. She said neighbors informed her that Byerly had been bitching about the number of cats roaming the neighborhood and threatened to take matters into his own hands.…

BOULDER, Colo. – This is the third post we have made regarding Abby Toll. Back in April ’09 she was charged with animal cruelty after taping her boyfriend’s dog upside down to the side of a refrigerator. She had gotten mad that he had not given the dog away and that it crapped on the floor. When police arrived on the scene responding to a domestic disturbance call, they found the Shiba Inu still attached to the fridge with packing tape. She and her boyfriend were both charged with animal cruelty, although unlike the boyfriend, her charge was a felony. A year later her trial began after she unsuccessfully tried to state her actions were a result of diminished capacities brought on by domestic violence. She was facing 18-months in jail as well as providing me with at least two solid masturbation sessions thinking of her in a threesome with her barely legal, Russian cell-mate and Miss Payne, the dominatrix prison guard. But on Friday a judge sentenced her to 30 days in jail, attending classes for domestic violence, mental health and anger management as well as 200 hours of community service and three years probation.…

TORRINGTON, Conn. – Helping some kid in Southpark, Colorado bolster his claims of Gingers having no souls, Nathan Mosimann, 22, has been arrested and charged with killing one dog, and pouring boiling water on another. On April 27, a beagle named Carly was found lying on the floor of Mosimann and his girlfriend’s home, unable to get up and suffering a bloody mouth after Mosimann had been alone with the dog. Carly was taken to the vet and treated for an ear infection, but no x-rays were done. Carly would die later that day after found was found lying on the floor unresponsive. An autopsy revealed that Carly had a fractured skull and a fractured neck that did not coincide with the story that the dog had been hit by a car. When family member’s learned that a dog of Mosimann’s had died, they alerted police with some more information. This wasn’t the first dog to die at the hands of Mosimann. Eight months earlier he had “dropped” a pot of boiling water on another dog, Teddy, causing sever burns to 45 percent of its body.…

Yorktown Heights, NY – It hit 94 degrees in my neck of the woods yesterday – a rare treat here in Portland – and I thought for sure that I would burn to a crisp and be reduced to a handful of ashes. Fortunately, though, I had access to plenty of cold water and a little shade. Heriberto Palacio’s 6lb. Maltese wasn’t quite so lucky. Police say Palacio and his family were looking to beat the heat Monday afternoon, so they loaded up the van and headed out for a swim. While the family was out enjoying the water, the little Maltese was left tied to a hand truck in the back of Palacio’s van. The temperature outside the van was a scorchin’ 95 degrees – the temperature inside the van was close to 140. Another park patron noticed the dog convulsing and notified park police. Authorities broke into the van and rescued the pup, but it was too late. “The animal, which continued to convulse, was removed and immediately put under shade and given water which it could not drink,” said Ken Ross, chief of the SPCA of Westchester.…

DENVER, Colorado – I was gonna post about this incident last week but vacation got here first. You may have read about it. A man returns home after being out a couple hours only to find that someone had broken into the house. He didn’t notice anything missing aside from Conrad, his mother-in-law’s 4-year-old English bulldog. After a quick search, Conrad was located in the bathroom. Someone had drowned him in the bathtub. David Lopez pulled Conrad out of the water and began CPR, but it was no use. He then called Rosemary Whelan, and his fiancée, Lisa Whelan, who were out of town, and told them the bad news.  “He was crying. I couldn’t understand him,” Rosemary said of David. Police would like to find the person(s) responsible. Capt. Louie Perea said it was something he had never seen before in his career. “It’s unusual for someone to make entry into a home and drown a dog, especially one of that size,” he said. So unusual in fact, Conrad’s body was sent to the veterinary department at Colorado State University in Fort Collins to perform a necropsy and for toxicology tests.…

Erwin, TN – Before I go any further, how ’bout I give you a second or two to let that title sink in. *files nails while Jeopardy music plays in the background* Has it sunk in yet? Good. Let’s continue. According to police, Robert Hensley was arrested on Tuesday and charged with child abuse and animal cruelty after he allegedly slapped one of his girlfriend’s kids, duct taped her Pug’s legs to it’s body and rubbed the dog’s ass on the faces of her two children. Hensley’s live-in girlfriend called police in the wee hours of the morning on June 20th to report that he had possibly overdosed. The woman said Hensley had been drinking and popping pills the evening prior and she and her children were scared. After Hensley passed out, the woman collected her kids, ages 8 and 10, and hid out in the woods until police arrived. She told deputies that Hensley slapped her 8-year-old in the face earlier that day, but the child showed no physical signs of abuse.…


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