Man Accused Of Raping Miniature Horse

November 4, 2010 at 11:28 am by  

Mobile, AL — Deputies were called to a residence that serves as a breeding facility for miniature horses last Saturday after a woman reported one of the female horses had been sexually assaulted. While investigating the alleged buggering, deputies discovered strands of hair tied around a fence post, leading them to believe someone had tried to tie the horse up with her own tail to keep her from bolting. A physical examination of the critter revealed blood and other obvious signs of sexual assault. On the ground near the horse, the owner found a wallet containing a driver’s license and Social Security card belonging to one 27-year-old Eric Easley. He was questioned on Sunday, and on Tuesday, was charged with cruelty to animals and killing or disabling livestock. The latter charge will more than likely be dropped because the horse didn’t die. Easley has already been released on $4,000 bond. …

Woman Finds Dog Sawed In Half, Left On Back Porch

October 26, 2010 at 6:03 pm by  

Philadelphia, PA – Here’s the last story for the day. A $1000 award is out there for anyone who has information leading police to the person who cut a Husky in two, leaving the head portion on a woman’s porch. Sherri Verdon looked out her window on Wednesday to find someone had left the front-half of a dog on her back porch. “It’s just very horrific, very hard to describe,” Verdon said. “I don’t really want to get into a lot of details because, in respect for the owner who just found out, and – it was, um, just very horrific.” Marc Peralta, chief operating officer of the SPCA, said that it “appeared [the dog] was sawed in half.” The dog was still wearing its tag so police were able to locate the owner fairly quickly. They lived a few miles away and told investigators that the dog, a 3-year-old Husky mix named Chico, went missing Sunday night after being let out for a walk and never returning. Verdon said she suspects a guy she used to date is responsible as he has been harassing her and allegedly vandalized her home multiple times recently, but police have not said if they have any definitive suspects or not.…

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A woman is facing criminal charges after police allege she kicked her boyfriend’s puppy to death. One witness describes seeing 29-year-old Amanda Mikesell kicking her boyfriend’s 4- or 5-month-old puppy several times outside her house. She then took the dog inside where yelling could be heard followed by a loud thud. Moments later Mikesell took the lifeless dog to a nearby neighbor explaining she needed help because the dog had been hit by a car. The neighbor, James Conner, said he did not believe her and rushed the dog to Bardstown Road Animal Clinic but it died on the way there. The necropsy indicated that the puppy died from a ruptured liver but showed no evidence of external trauma which would have occurred had the dog been hit by a car. Mikesell would change her story to that she had fell on the dog. Conner paid all the vet expenses, including the necropsy to determine the cause of death because he wanted to make sure Mikesell paid for any wrong-doing. …

Long Island, NY — Mitchell Marsicano, 55, is being held on charges of sexual misconduct, attempted sexual misconduct and burglary after allegedly forcing his way into a tenant’s apartment in order to engage in a little canine coitus. According to his tenants, Daniel Miller and Mariah Mills, Marsicano broke into their home at about 2:00 Thursday morning and tried to get naughty with a 2-year-old Shiba-Inu named Snowball. Miller told police he heard the dog “squealing” and when he went to investigate, he found Marsicano on top of the critter…butt nekkid. And, according to Miller, this wasn’t the first time. Miller told police that on October 12, Marsicano broke into their apartment and got all rapey with Snowball. Miller witnessed that incident as well, and when he confronted the doggy diddler, Marsicano reportedly threatened both Miller and Mills with bodily harm if they reported him. So Miller let it slide. The second time, though, was apparently the last straw and Miller called the police. Oddly enough, Snowball originally belonged to Marsicano – he handed the dog over to Miller and Mills after they accused him of mistreating and abusing the animal.…

Police: Intoxicated Man Threatens To Eat Kittens

October 20, 2010 at 5:53 am by  

Chester, PA – Police say an intoxicated Francis McGinley arrived home with a couple of bloody kittens Sunday evening and told his roommates that he had run them over with his truck and was planning on consuming them. When police arrived at the home, McGinley’s three roommates were in tears, one of them so disgusted she nearly vomited. Roommate Bridget Spicer told police McGinley walked into the home that evening with an injured kitten in each hand. When she asked him what was going on, McGinley reportedly replied, “I ran them over with my truck so I could eat them for dinner.” He then walked into the bathroom and placed the 4-week-old kittens in the tub. A second roommate confronted McGinley as he sat in the bathroom talking to himself. She, too, asked what his intentions were. “I ran these two cats over with my truck and now they’re my dinner. I am going to eat them,” was his response. And that’s about the time the police were called. Officers found McGinley sitting in the blood-spattered bathroom and placed him under arrest.…

Shelton, CT – Police responded to the Flannery home late Monday evening after getting a report about a man sexually assaulting a horse. “Touching and being really inappropriate to her private parts and hurting her,” said Christine Flannery. “And she was crying in pain trying to get away and she couldn’t.” When police arrived on scene, the man, later identified as 63-year-old Marian Wegial, was still standing in the corral. He reportedly told police that as he was sitting inside his house and heard a loud noise. He looked outside and it appeared as though the horses in the corral across the street were frightened by the supposed racket. Being all neighborly and shit, Wegial wandered on over to the corral and tried to comfort and calm one of the animals. And as he was doing so, he may have “inadvertently” slipped his fingers inside the horse. A veterinarian examined all three horses in the corral and determined that only one had been molested – the fingered filly. Wegiel was booked on charges of cruelty to animals, sexual assault, fourth-degree sexual assault, third-degree criminal trespass and second-degree breach of peace.…

Man Bites Dog

October 11, 2010 at 5:19 am by  

West Haven, CT – Officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9 partner, Onyx, early Thursday morning when a man started walking toward him, repeatedly yelling, “I need a bag of dust!” As the man approached, he reportedly reached into his waistband – unsure if the tard was carrying more than just a peener in his pants, Officer Bloom grabbed his arm and demanded that he cease and desist. The man, later identified as 23-year-old Roderick Lewis, told the officer, “You’re not stronger than me,” and punched him in the face. Right about then, Onyx jumped out of the patrol car and attacked, latching on to Lewis’ leg. During the ensuing struggle, Lewis allegedly clamped down on the dog’s side with his teeth and refused to let go until Officer Bloom physically pulled him off. After a quick trip to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries, Lewis was hauled off to jail and booked on charges of animal cruelty, assault on a police officer and disorderly conduct.…

Kensal, ND – According to police in Kensal, 55-year-old Kevin Gienger dognapped his neighbor’s purebred poodle last Saturday, and by Sunday, had castrated the animal. The dog was found in Gienger’s home along with a few scalpels and some syringes. It is unknown whether the dog was anesthetized for the procedure. Authorities say Gienger did not have the owner’s permission to castrate the dog. Gienger says he castrated the critter because it had been running loose in the neighborhood, making a nuisance of itself. Heh…I can think of a few humans in my own neighborhood who fit that description. Gienger was arrested on suspicion of stolen property and mistreating animals, both Class A misdemeanors, and has since been released. He says he plans to plead not guilty in the case, but if convicted on the charges, he’s looking at one year in prison and a $2,000 fine. The poodle has since been taken to the veterinarian – it’s condition is unknown. Thanks, Cat!…

Police Seek Man Accused Of Setting Dog On Fire

October 8, 2010 at 7:22 am by  

Suffolk, VA – Police say that after a verbal altercation over a pair of tennis shoes, Lashawn Harper decided to get even with his brother by setting his dog on fire. According to the brother, when he refused to hand over a pair of shoes that Lashawn wanted, Lashawn walked outside and doused the 1-year-old pit bull with gasoline and flicked his Bic before fleeing. The dog, Patron, was able to extinguish the flames by rolling around in the grass. Though he suffered burns to his neck, face and chest, none of the injuries are life-threatening and Patron is expected to fully recover. This isn’t the first incident of animal cruelty in the home – Lashawn was reportedly convicted on animal cruelty charges last year and the court ordered he was to have no dogs. In addition, it’s been reported that animal control has responded to the home at least five times since April to perform welfare checks on the numerous dogs being kept there. Police have issued warrants for one count of animal cruelty and one count of malicious wounding of an animal.…

KEY LARGO – A dog owner has been sent to jail on a count of animal cruelty after police say he beat his dog. Noah Mitchell, 33, has been accused of dragging his black Labrador named “Bubba” by his collar so hard that he damaged the dog’s esophagus. But punishment for trying to run from Mitchell paled in comparison to the ass-kicking Bubba got when he stole Mitchell’s steak off a kitchen counter. An enraged Noah allegedly picked up Bubba and body-slammed him, then once the dog was on the ground, he performed a knee-drop on him before throwing an unconscious Bubba in a cage. Reports don’t say who called police, but when they arrived at the home they found Bubba unresponsive inside the cage. It would be later determined Bubba was suffering from neck injuries, a collapsed lung and broken ribs. Doctors who treated Bubba say if he had been brought in an hour later, he more than likely would have died. If you’d like to help pay for Bubba’s medical bills, ask how at any First State Bank branch.…

Gold Bar, WA – Police have arrested 30-year-old Eric Potter for investigation of first-degree animal cruelty, fourth-degree domestic violence assault and malicious mischief after receiving a report that he kicked a puppy to death, smashing it’s head during a fight with his girlfriend. According to the girlfriend, while the two were arguing, Potter hit her, broke several windows and stepped on the head of one of her puppies. When police caught up with the tough-guy, he reportedly put up a struggle. I can only hope they kicked him in the nads a couple of times, but a good tazin’ would’ve been cool, too. Unfortunately, it appears as if deputies didn’t have to resort to such measures. Potter later admitted to smashing the puppy’s head before taking it outside to “finish it off.” Deputies found the dead puppy in a bush nearby. Potter was booked into the Snohomish County Jail on the 23rd – a bond amount hasn’t been made available.…

Police: Man Arrested After Attacking Parrot

September 23, 2010 at 10:47 am by  

Ann Arbor, MI – A man known for carrying his pet parrot around in his backpack was arrested late Tuesday evening after several people witnessed him beating his bird. No, this isn’t a public masturbation story, pervs. The attack was apparently violent enough to prompt several people to call 911. When officers caught up with the alleged bird beater, they witnessed the unidentified man violently shaking the squawking parrot, sending feathers flying. The bird wasn’t about to take that crap – he fought back. He bit the man, leaving one of dude’s thumbs scratched up and bloodied. The parrot was left with a couple of bald spots, a red eye and a limp, and was turned over to an animal rescue volunteer. As he was being hauled off to jail, the 49-year-old man told the arresting officer he was merely disciplining and training the bird. Though he remains jailed, charges have not yet been filed.…


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