SEMINOLE, Fla. – Since I don’t want people thinking I am out to get pit bulls or something, here is a story involving Mickey – a 6-year-old 95-pound male Rottweiler-German shepherd mix. The other day Mickey went batshit insane for a currently unknown reason. Richard Blackey is currently in serious condition suffering from bites to his arms, chest and neck after his pet dog turned on him. Melissa Howell, Blackey’s girlfriend, stated that Blackey had returned to their bedroom with a plate of food when she heard him yelling and the dog growling. Next thing you know, the dog was eating Blackey. She said that even as Blacey was crawling out of the bedroom, Mickey continued his assault. She tried to intervene, but the dog bit her as well. She was finally able to trap the dog in a bedroom and call police. The dog was taken by Pinellas County Animal Services. Howell told officers that Blackey has had Mickey since he was a puppy and that Mickey had bitten Blackey a few years back.…

The Daily Bite

May 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm by  
  • Another day, another day I made a shitload of money. Keeping it short and sweet as I got to go finish planning my assault on Fort Mercer.
  • WICHITA, KS – A Wichita man has been arrested for allegedly attacking a man’s miniature dachshund with an ax. Police found the man in the area and arrested him for animal cruelty. No word on why he attacked the dog — which was still alive at the time I typed this out.
  • HILLSBOROUGH, NC – Demario Atwater agreed to plead guilty to first-degree murder, first-degree kidnapping, and armed robbery – effectively removing the death penalty from the table and making sure that tax payers take care of him for the rest of his life. He and another man killed UNC Student Body President Eve Carson. She was taken from her home, driven around to various ATM’s before Atwater used a sawed-off 12-gauge shotgun to kill her. Fire that prosecutor.
  • NEW CITY, NY – A good Samaritan tried to break up a fight between two dog owners at Kennedy-Dells Park and was bitten by one of the men involved.

Daily Bites

May 21, 2010 at 5:08 pm by  
  • Well it has been fun, ladies and gentlemen, but I must leave for the day. Maybe I’ll see you on this weekend, depending on how much Ecstasy I ingest. If not, I will surely see you on Monday. Jaded, FlamingFox, Lizard and all of the rest of you sickos who keep reading and posting ensuring I pay through the nose to keep this train wreck in motion, I thank you. But before I go, here are a few stories I started to write about, but then gave up.
  • ALLENTOWN – Lehigh Valley Humane Society needs donations to help pay for the surgeries needed to repair the damage a pit bull puppy suffered after being thrown from a roof. The dog broke its paws and legs but is expected to recover. The Human Society is offering an award for any information that leads to the person(s) responsible for the dog’s injuries. Hopefully, with some financial help from the public, this little dog will be on its way to mauling children in no time!

Pit Bull Vs. Owner. Again.

May 21, 2010 at 10:34 am by  

Jeannette, PA – We have another pit bull vs. owner story this week. Bruce Severs, 55, was attacked in his home by his 5-year-old pit bull Wednesday afternoon. Police say the pit bull became agitated after the family’s newer dog, a terrier, entered the house. The jealous pit bull latched on to Severs – biting his hands and arms. Severs’ daughter rushed to his assistance and attempted to stop the attack by beating on the dog with pots and pans and dousing it with hot coffee. Though she received injuries herself, she freed her father from the dog and forced him to safety outside the house, stashed the terrier in the basement and locked the pit bull in the house. Severs’ injuries are described as severe, but not life threatening. He was flown by helicopter to a Pittsburgh area hospital. His daughter was transported to the hospital by ambulance – her condition is unknown. Police say that because the dog is contained, it will be up to the family how they want to deal with it.…

New York – Just fuckin’ with ya’ – it was a pair of pit bulls. Hey look, if some other dogs maul some people and make the news, I’ll be more than happy to post about it. On Tuesday morning, a pair of pit bulls escaped from their kennels in an unfenced backyard. The owner was not home, but his sister was. She went outside and tried to get the two dogs, a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old, back into their kennel when they began to attack her. A 45-year-old neighbor across the street heard the sister’s screams and went out to help only to have both dogs begin attacking her. It wasn’t until firefighters arrived that the dogs stopped their assault. By this time the sister had suffered puncture wounds to both arms and a large bite wound to her right leg while the neighbor suffered a large facial wound along with puncture wounds to her head and face and large bite wounds to both legs. No charges have been filed against the owner at this time.…

Man Attacked By His Own Pit Bulls

May 19, 2010 at 6:33 am by  

Lowell, MA – Bruce Briere was pulling into his driveway Tuesday when he heard a commotion coming from his next-door neighbor’s place. He looked over the fence and saw his neighbor, 68-year-old David Spaulding, being attacked by his two pit bulls. “He was laying on the ground and saying something or moaning and said help,” says Briere. “They had their jaws into him, they had their jaws into his chest, his arms.” Briere, 62, told police he tore off pieces of fence and hurled them at the dogs until the animals retreated into the house, quite possibly saving the man’s life. Spaulding’s grandson, Richie Lee, says the dogs, Bullseye and Venom, were his grandfather’s passion and not trained to be vicious. “They were awesome dogs,” he says. “There was never really any problems with ’em, I can’t believe they would just snap like that, especially on him.” The dogs, both males weighing about 100 pounds each, were from the same litter and were about 18 months old. Animal Control officials report they had never received a complaint about either animal.…

Dog Bites Kid, Dog Gets Hammered

May 14, 2010 at 9:43 am by  

Shelby, OH – Last Sunday, 6-year-old Trinity Civay was playing in a neighbor’s yard when she was bitten by the neighbor’s 4-year-old pit bull, Tank. The child, who had often been a guest at the home, was playing on a teeter-totter when the dog jumped up and bit her face. “I was really scared,” Trinity said. “I tried to get up, but I couldn’t.” One of the dog’s owners, Tenille Hamm, says she has no clue why the dog attacked Trinity, but says it wasn’t a “vicious attack” or “mauling” as some have claimed it to be. “He just jumped up like he was going to play with her and she fell off the teeter-totter and said ‘my face!’ And I ran over and she was bleeding. I don’t think he meant to do it,” she said. “His tail was wagging the whole time.” Tenille says she picked Trinity up and ran her home to her mother. Trinity was bitten through the cheek near the left side of her mouth, and again under her ear, leaving a large bruise and tears.…

Rexburg, ID – Why I’m Going To Hell: Reason #1,635,439,200.5 – I think cat attacks are absofuckinlutely hilarious – even funnier than otter attacks. As a matter of fact, if I ever decide to bring a cat into my home, I’m going to be looking for a real pissed-off cunt of a cat. A cat that will go into attack-mode without reason. I want that little fucker to be all happiness and purrs one second and all vicious and bloodthirsty the next. I don’t want a cat that will hop up on my lap and get in the way of my computer monitor – I want the little asshole to sit in a corner, hissing and growling, just waiting for some unsuspecting human to pass by before angrily latching on to an ankle. And every time my awesome cat attacks, I will be there to capture the goodness on film. In between hysterical bouts of laughter, of course. I only wish the people in this story would have done the same.…

Manchester, NH –– Shawn and Nancy Innie made an extremely informed decision when they decided to buy a dog. They purchased an 80-pound pit bull from someone they found on Craigslist. I mean, what could go wrong? Well, a couple things. On Saturday their kids, a 7-year-old son and a 12-year-old daughter, got to meet their new four-legged friend. Upon entering their apartment, the pit bull attacked them both in what the new owner’s described as an unprovoked attack. Luckily the dog did not kill them, but the girl suffered bites to an arm while the boy got some stitches to close up wounds and lacerations to his face. The dog was taken by the Animal Control Division. Shawn and Nancy…seriously? An 80-pound pit bull from someone on Craigslist? And who the hell needs an 80-pound dog for God’s sake? I mean, if you need something to guard a room full of magical treasure in your castle, sure, I get it. But an apartment?  If I were a prosecutor in that state, and the events leading up to the attack are as reported, I’d charge these two morons with child endangerment.…

Cincinnati, OH – Authorities allege that early Friday morning, 28-year-old David Sanders approached a 53-year-old woman at a bus stop and smacked her in the head with a metal pipe. Sanders then took the woman to a nearby building and raped her several times while terrorizing and threatening her with his pit bull. When Sanders grew tired of the brutal attack, he unleashed a weapon of a different sort – his dog. Yes, the bastard supposedly sicced the dog on the victim – allowing the animal to repeatedly bite the woman on her lower body. Somehow the woman managed to escape the building with her life and was able to summon authorities from a nearby restaurant. Sanders has been arrested and charged with felonious assault and rape and will stand before a judge sometime today. I haven’t been able to find any information on the woman’s condition. Christ – this one makes me feel ill… …

SHERWOOD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Sheriff’s deputies responding to a reported dog attack found 13-year-old Joshua Hicks in a bathroom of a residence suffering from injuries he had received from a pit bull. He had bites to his arms, a leg, his chest and face. He was taken to the Bronson Trauma Center is currently listed in fair condition after undergoing surgery. The dog is no longer a threat as 19-year-old George Burns, the dog’s owner, had shot and killed it before police even got there. All the details have not came out yet, but even if the owner didn’t do the legal thing by killing the dog in the manner he did, I still feel he did the right thing. Either the dog was a threat and he killed it in self-defense, or the dog just attacked a boy and he just did what was gonna happen to it anyway. Right? Wrong? Who cares. It’s dead now and wont be attacking anyone else. Win-win in my book. George Burns…heh. Anyway, we post a lot of dog attack stories…anyone have any of their own they’d like to share?…

Woman Has Face Mauled By Pit Bull

April 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm by  

COLUMBIA, MS – Thought you guys may like this story. Brings up a lot of interesting points in regards to certain breeds of dog. Tanya Barnes, 47,was visiting a friend when she was attacked by one of his pit bulls. You can watch the following video as she explains the entire episode, but if you have difficulty looking at her face, here is what happened. The man she was visiting got up to go to the restroom and the male pit bull jumped off the couch to follow him. The pit bull accidentally stepped on a pit bull puppy that was on the floor. The puppy yelped and the female pit bull immediately attacked Barnes. And by attack, I mean the dog clamped on to the upper portion of her face – the lower jaw of the dog was in Tanya’s mouth, the upper clamped down around the bridge of her nose. She finally let go only after the owner as well and the male pit bull pulled her off.…


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