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Charles WeatherfordEVANSVILLE, IN – Police have arrested 84-year-old Charles Weatherford after he admitted dumping a bowl of piss on the head of a 13-year-old boy.

The incident happened Saturday afternoon, when Weathford called police to report a 13-year-old boy had vandalize his front walkway by smashing some landscaping bricks.

While police were there taking the report, they noted a strong smell of urine but could not determine the source.

The source of that smell would reveal itself after they were called back to the location by the mother of the boy who allegedly vandalized Weatherford’s walkway. She was calling to report Weathford had assaulted her snowflake with urine.

The 13-year-old told police he’d got into an argument with Weatherford, an argument that ended with Weatherford dumping a bowl full of piss on his head from Weatherford’s his second-floor balcony.

Police wrote in their report that while the teen was talking to them, he “had a strong smell of urine emanating from his person.”

That visual is hilarious to me — a sulking teen having to talk to police covered in stinking piss because his mother wouldn’t let him wash it off so there would be proof of the act.…

Brittany PilkingtonBELLEFONTAINE, OH – Brittany Pilkington has been charged with the deaths of her three young sons after the 23-year-old admitted to murdering them because her husband was paying more attention to their daughter.

On Tuesday, Brittany called 911 to calmly report that her son, 3-month-old Noah, was not breathing. Noah was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Noah would be the third son Brittany and her husband have lost in a year.

In July 2014, she lost her 3-month-old son, Niall. In April of this year, her 4-year-old son, Gavin, would die. Authorities were still trying to determine the cause of Niall and Gavin’s death at the time of Noah’s passing.

So it was totally understandable that police would like to have a talk with Brittany. After just a few hours of questions, Brittany admitted she had killed her three sons by placing blankets over their faces and suffocating them.

Her motive? According to Brittany, she killed the boys because her husband was giving them more attention than he was their 3-year-old daughter, Hailey.…

St. Cecilia CathedralOMAHA, NE – Police are looking for two teenagers caught on camera robbing and sucker-punching a 76-year-old woman Sunday morning inside the north vestibule at St. Cecilia’s Cathedral.

As you can see in the video below, the 5-foot-6, 150-pound woman was reading a copy of the parish newsletter at the welcome table when the two teens enter the church behind her.

As one of the teens grabs her purse and runs out the door, the other sucker punches her in the side of the head, causing the woman to fall to the ground and hit her head on the side of the table.

Luckily, the woman wasn’t seriously injured. She was taken tot he hospital with a large bump and scrapes on her forehead. According to reports, she was treated in the emergency room and released.

Police are asking anyone with any information to contact them or Crime Stoppers at 444-STOP (7867). Tipsters will remain anonymous and may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000.

It shouldn’t be too hard to identify the two cowards, as the morons pretty much posed for the camera.…

Kiria FerrisORLANDO, FL — Police have arrested 29-year-old Kiria Ferris after she barricaded her two toddlers in her apartment so she could go out and drink margaritas.

One of Ferris’ neighbors called police at around 8 p.m. Saturday night to report she had found Ferris’ twin toddler sons playing in the rain near a lake. She took the 2-year-old’s back to their mother’s apartment, but no one was home.

When police arrived, the found the door to Ferris’ apartment wide open with plywood an bicycles blocking the entrance.

Inside the apartment, all three bedrooms were locked, a bookshelf was toppled over in the middle of the family room, and an unlocked bathroom contained a pile of toys and some toxic toilet bowl cleaner.

Police managed to contact Ferris who told them she was on her way home from work. This turned out to be a lie, as evident by the red wristband she was wearing that showed she’d been drinking at a local margarita festival.

Ferris admitted she’d barricaded her two kids in the apartment so she could go drinking at Margarita Fest with friends.…

UH ManoaHONOLULU – A 24-year-old man fell to his death at the University of Hawaii after trying to pull a suicidal 19-year-old from a 14th floor ledge at the Hale Wainani dormitory.

The two were not students at the university, but were attending a party being thrown by a student who lived at the dorm. Witnesses told police that at around 2 a.m., the distraught was walking along a narrow ledge yelling that he was going to jump.

The older man was also on the ledge, trying to talk the teen into not killing himself. He quickly learned that no good deed goes unpunished, when he and the teen he was trying to save both fell from the ledge and landed 14 floors below.

The 24-year-old was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. The teen is currently in critical condition at the hospital. If he wanted to kill himself before, I’m sure he’s really wanting to do it now — especially after learning his antics resulted in the death of someone who was just trying to help.…

crime scenePHILADELPHIA, PA – Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy, accusing him of kidnapping a 5-year-old girl from her home, sexually assaulting her, then coming pretty close to beating her to death.

The incident happened last month when the victim’s mother woke up to find her daughter was not in the house. She would end up finding her lying motionless and bleeding in the backyard of their home.

The girl was taken to the hospital where it was discovered she had a broken jaw, fractures to her skull and a bruised liver.  One of the bruises on the girl, according to her mother, was in the shape of a man’s boot.

The girl regained consciousness and told police that she had woke up in the middle of the night and was walking down the hallway when she encountered a man she did not know. The intruder took her out to the backyard where he sexually assaulted her, stomped on her abdomen then beat her unconscious.

“None of her injuries, thank God, led to any internal brain damage or bleeding,” said the girl’s mother.…

Ikki KotsugaiTOKYO – Police have arrested 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai after he allegedly used a pair of garden shears to cut off a man’s penis before flushing it down a toilet.

According to reports, Kotsugai was angry over his wife having an affair with the 42-year-old victim, so he busted into the man’s law office where his wife also worked. She was present when her husband, a former boxer, proceeded to punch the victim several times in the face.

Once the man was on the ground and nearly unconscious, Kotsugai pulled down the man’s pants and used the gardening tool to sever his penis. Then, to add insult to injury, he reportedly flushed the poor man’s junk down a toilet.

Kotsugai was arrested shortly after the alleged attack and charged with inflicting bodily harm. The victim’s injuries are reported as being non-life threatening.

I will now file this story alongside the multiple stories of men losing their dicks in a variety of horrible ways, including one woman who cut off her husband’s dick and, like Kotsugai, flushed the thing down the toilet.…

Jennifer CaswellHOLLIS, OK — Jennifer Caswell, the former teacher convicted of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student, was handed a 10 year prison sentence.

In April 2014, Caswell resigned from her position as an English teacher at Hollis Middle School amid allegations that she was having sexual relations with the 15-year-old student

At the time, no charges where filed because prosecutors didn’t have any real evidence anything illegal had taken place. Caswell, who was married and had a 6-year-old, wasn’t admitting to anything and the student said nothing was happening, that Caswell was just a nice teacher.

That all changed a couple months later when she got busted with the boy in a Best Western hotel room – in Mississippi. The boy was there to visit his mother, and Caswell had traveled 650 miles to meet him on the down-low.

That’s when the minor began singing and told investigators he’d had sexual contact with the teacher multiple times throughout April and May, including once in her classroom three days before she resigned.…

Daniel DivitMESA, AZ – Daniel Divit has been arrested after the mother of a 2-year-old girl found videos of him performing sex acts on her daughter while he was supposed to be babysitting.

On Sunday, the mother of the toddler found several sexually explicit videos on Divit’s cellphone that involved Divit and the woman’s daughter.

In the videos, the woman’s daughter is propped on a couch pillow as Divit performs sex acts on her. The videos were dated July 18, a day that Divit was at the woman’s home babysitting the little girl.

She immediately called police and they were able to retrieve 12 additional pictures and videos that depicted Divit and the woman’s daughter. They were all dated on the days Divit was supposed to be watching the girl while her mother was at work.

According to police, in several of the videos, the toddler expressed pain. A physical examination of the girl showed injuries consistent with what was showed in the videos.

Divit was taken into custody and would not admit to consciously harming the girl.…

Jose MelenaSANTA FE SPRINGS, CA – Three years ago we reported on the horrible death of Jose Melena, the Bumble Bee Foods employee who was accidentally cooked inside an industrial ovenNow the company has been ordered to pay $6 million to settle criminal charges.

Melena, a 62-year-old father of six, had been employed with the company for five years. One of his responsibilities was loading 54-inch by 36-foot ovens with 12 rolling metal baskets full of tuna cans. These ovens then sterilize the cans while also processing the tuna.

On Oct. 11, 2012, Melena was ordered by his supervisor to load one particular oven. According to a state regulator report, Melena entered the oven to make a repair or to adjust a chain inside the oven, leaving a pallet jack with the baskets outside the entrance.

While Melena was inside the oven a second employee, who thought Melena was in the bathroom, loaded the oven with the tuna and turned it on. When it was noticed that Melena was nowhere to be seen, an announcement was made over the intercom.…

Brandi Weaver-GatesBELLEFONTE, PA – Brandi Weaver-Gates, the 2015 winner of a Miss Pennsylvania offshoot pageant, is facing felony charges after lying about having cancer and raking in thousands of dollars in donations.

Weaver-Gates, 23, has been charged with theft by deception and receiving stolen property after investigators say she took money raised from events on her behalf to help pay for her medical bills as she battled chronic lymphocytic leukemia.

However, the state police investigator said Weaver-Gates never had the disease and called her efforts to make people believe she did “an elaborate scheme.” He’s not joking, either.

On top of having relatives drive her to John Hopkins Medicine in Baltimore and make them wait in the lobby for hours as she went to another part of the hospital to pretend to have treatment, she would also shave her head to appear as a cancer patient.

These relatives may also include her own parents. In one interview she described telling her parents about her diagnosis was one of the most difficult things she’s ever had to do.…

pomeranianPEMBROKE PINES, FL – Police would like any information regarding the person(s) who beat a dog to death, then placed its body on the owner’s doorstep with a note that read: “We beat it to death lol!

Ronald Boisvert said he last saw his 13-year-old Pomeranian named Fox when his girlfriend took him outside last Friday. The next day, a neighbor found Fox dead on the back porch of Boisvert’s condo.

Taped to the dog’s body was a handwritten note which read: “WE BEAT IT 2 Death lol! (smiley face) HAHAHA!”

The dog was taken to Saint Francis Animal Hospital where a veterinarian found the dog had 10 broken ribs, missing teeth and a broken back. Dr. Ron Ridge said Fox was likely kicked to death.

Pembroke Pines police said this appears to be an isolated incident and do not believe that other animals in the area are in danger. They are asking anyone with information regarding this incident is urged to contact the Pembroke Pines Police Department at (954)431-2200 or call Crime Stoppers at (954) 493-TIPS.…

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