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LOS ANGELES, CA – Police have taken a 22-year-old man into custody after he allegedly thrusted his genitals into women shopping in the San Fernando Valley.

On Thursday, police announced they were looking for someone they dubbed “Preppy Masher” who was caught on video as he approached women from behind and thrust his groin area into their ass.

Four women reported separate incidents at a shoe store, a women’s discount clothing store and a department store.

After photos of the suspect were circulated on the news, authorities said that tips from the public started coming in. The suspect was “readily recognized” and was being identified as 22-year-old Alon Lerner.

The next day, Lerner turned himself in at the LAPD Topanga station and was arrested. He’s now being held at the Van Nuys jail on suspicion of felony sexual battery and his bail has been set at $65,000.

According to authorities, Lerner lives with his proud parents and has no prior criminal history — and will now forever be known as the Preppy Masher.…

VENTNOR, NJ – A woman confessed to bludgeoning her mother and grandmother to death in their condo on July 7th.

Heather Barbera, 42, evidently wanted to live it up and have a rip-roaring time in Atlantic City and later in Manhattan.

However, she needed a way to fund her luxurious desires.

So, according to reports, Barbera used a nightstick to beat her mom and granny to death. She then took their cash and credit cards before hightailing it to Atlantic City.

The bodies of the two women – 67-year-old Michelle Gordon and 81-year-old Elaine Rosen – were discovered by Barbera’s uncle. He’d stopped by the condo on July 8th to see why they were not answering his calls.

“It was unimaginable,” he said. “It was horrible, they were both on the floor. There was blood all over. I was hoping they were alive, even though they were dead.”

Police didn’t have a hard time finding Barbera as she was leaving a credit card trail all over Manhattan as she stayed in a luxury hotel and enjoyed a shopping spree as she walked toward Times Square.…

SAVANNAH, GA – A man has been charged with sexual battery after grabbing a woman’s ass as she worked in a pizza restaurant.

I posted the surveillance video a couple of days ago, but now more info has been released so I figured it was worth writing up.

The incident happened around 11 p.m. on June 30 as 21-year-old Emelia Holden was working at Vinnie Van Go-Go’s.

As you can see in the below surveillance footage, Holden was working when 31-year-old Ryan Cherwinski walks past her and cops a feel of Holden’s ass.

And what does Ex-Lax get for that smooth move? Regret. Lots of regret.

Holden knows exactly what Cherwinski just tried to pull off and is having none of it. She immediately grabs Cherwinski by his shirt collar and puts him into a headlock before slamming him into a wall.

Police are called and Cherwinski is arrested on a sexual battery charge. He was released after spending two nights in jail.

According to the original poster of the video, Cherwinski was at the restaurant with his wife and two kids.…

KANSAS CITY, MO – Police have charged a woman with letting men repeatedly rape her two-year-old daughter while she watched.

Police began investigating 25-year-old Azzie Watson after her two children were brought to a hospital by a foster parent in June.

Watson’s children, ages 1 and 2, were living with the foster parent as she was dealing with a pesky charge of felony drug distribution and failing to show up to court.

The foster parent said she took the children to the hospital because of what the 2-year-old girl did as she changed her diaper.

“Daddy hurt me,” the girl reportedly cried. “Daddy, stop being mean. Daddy, it hurts.”

Hospital staff would find that the girl had been repeatedly raped and had meth in her system. Even worse, she had contracted an STD.

Watson’s boyfriend, Charles Green, was arrested that same day on unrelated drug charges and provided police with a recording.

In the recording, Watson can be heard saying she took her daughter to a house at least 10 times and had watched as two men sexually assaulted her.…

CONROE, TX – Police have arrested a woman they say bit off and swallowed a portion of her neighbor’s nose.

The victim, Tatianna, said last week she went out drinking with her neighbor and 41-year-old Jessica Collins.

Tatianna said Collins was staying with her neighbor temporarily and that she had never met the woman until that day.

After enjoying an evening of drinking at a local bar, the trio returned to Tatianna’s home. Collins wasn’t ready to call it a night and demanded more alcohol and cigarettes.

When Tatianna refused and asked the two women to leave, Collins reportedly attacked Tatianna like a rabid animal. She allegedly pounced on top of her and bit off a substantial portion of Tatianna’s nose.

Collins must have been a tad bit hungry too because she decided to swallow it.

Tatianna said that she did not have time to react, and all she could remember was the taste of blood in her mouth. She did not realize most of her nose was missing until she was on the way to the hospital.…

DELTONA, FL – A pastor has been charged after he admitted to taking a photo up a woman’s dress as she was putting his child in a car seat.

Back in April, 31-year-old Brian Kenyon Jr was a pastor at Church of Christ of Deltona.

The reason why he is no longer the pastor at Church of Christ is because of a cringey stunt he pulled with a 41-year-old woman who was watching his child.

After Kenyon performed the church service he returned to his office and asked the woman to put his youngest child in a car seat.

The woman said she felt uneasy because Kenyon was acting very nervous. She would find out why he was so nervous as she knelt down to secure the kid in his seat.

She said as she was knelt down she felt skin touch her leg. When she turned around she saw Kenyon on his knees behind her holding his cell phone by the bottom of her dress.

According to the woman, it was apparent he had taken a picture under her dress.…

GRETNA, LA – A Louisiana doctor has been arrested after one of his patients secretly recording him fondling her breasts and genitals during an examination.

Dr. James Dyess, 57, practices internal medicine and only takes on patients sent to him by lawyers.

One of these patients, a 35-year-old woman who has not been identified, went to the doctor for some back issues.

The woman thought Dyess had been sexually inappropriate during his examination of her but was not certain she’d been molested.

So at her next appointment, the woman positioned her cell phone to record the visit.

This time the woman had no doubt Dyess had fondled her breast and genitals, and now had video to prove it.

She took the video straight to police who obtained a warrant for the doctor’s arrest after viewing it.

Dyess was arrested last week and is now facing two counts of sexual battery and one count of simple battery. He has since been released on a $20,500 bond.

Speaking of inappropriate touching, have ya’ll seen that video of that waitress who got her ass touched by a customer?…

DECATUR, GA – A paralyzed man bound to a wheelchair allegedly zip-tied and stun-gunned a stripper who refused to have sex with him.

If you ever thought that a paralyzed individual rolling around in a wheelchair was as “harmless as a heel hound” well this article will definitely make you reconsider.

The suspect in the case, 31-year-old Johnnie Thompson, is paralyzed from the waist down and gets around town in a wheelchair.

Thompson reportedly gave a stripper some cash to come back to his place to have sex. However, after arriving at Thompson’s home, the stripper evidently changed her mind.

Well, Thompson did not take this sexual rejection. He pulled out a handgun and a Taser to coerce the woman to his back bedroom, where he had video cameras set up, and computers.

“He forced her to take her clothes off, then zip-tied the woman’s ankles and demanded her to have sex with him,” said DeKalb County Police Det. Chris Tappan.

But the resilient stripper still refused Thompsons demands. Thompson responded by shooting her in the chest with the Taser.…

OAK GROVE, KY – A 12-year-old girl has been charged with attempted murder after she poisoned her brother with Mr. Clean in an attempt to “get rid of him.”

The girl’s mother called police after she found Skype messages between her daughter and a man in which she claimed to be poisoning her 4-year-old brother with Mr. Clean.

She told deputies that when she confronted her daughter, she admitted to poisoning her brother because she didn’t feel she was loved anymore.

However, when police questioned her, she admitted to putting Mr. Clean in her brother’s water because “he was annoying her.”

The girl was placed under arrest and taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation. It will be up to a judge if she stays in evaluation or is moved to a jail.

Her brother did get sick from ingesting the cleaning chemicals, but has since recovered.

Las time we reported on someone this young trying to poison a family member was back in 2010 when a 13-year-old girl poisoned members of her adoptive family for a year.…

NEW BOSTON, TX – A 10-year-old girl has died after her family says she was electrocuted while saving kittens from behind a clothes dryer.

I couldn’t find a lot of details surrounding the death of Greenlee Marie (awesome name, btw) aside from what is being stated by family.

Apparently, Marie was electrocuted while trying to get her kittens from behind a clothes dryer inside her family’s rented home.

Chief Gary McCrary said they are investigating the incident and trying to determine exactly how Marie was electrocuted.

“Apparently this residence had some electrical issues in the past according to some reports and statements that have been made,” McCrary said.

“Landlords need to be held accountable for the conditions of the homes that they let people live in,” said Marie’s mother, Shelby Roos. “And all we want is a voice for our daughter that left us over a senseless act.”

I’m totally speculating here, but I imagine a landlord somewhere is currently shitting their pants.

Marie’s family created a GoFundMe page in the girl’s honor to collect donations for local animal rescue efforts.…

Miami Beach, FL — This perturbed looking individual is 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw; a homeless, armless street artist.

He’s been accused of stabbing a tourist with a pair of scissors.

The alleged stabbing apparently occurred after the victim, 22-year-old Cesar Coronado, asked Crenshaw for directions.

“I’m not from here, and this is not what I came for. I came for a vacation,” Coronado told NBC 6 Wednesday. “I just said, ‘do you know where this is?’ but as soon as I talked, the only thing he reacted was — he just cut me.”

Crenshaw, however, claimed it was done in self-defense. He told police he was just lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head.

Soooo he grabbed a pair of scissors out of a suitcase with his foot and stabbed Coronado in the arm, twice, before tucking the scissors into his waistband and walking away.

Coronado denies punching Crenshaw. “Why would I go and attack someone else? No, no, I wouldn’t do that,” he said. “It’s like, how the hell did I get stabbed?…

HURON, KS – To make up for the article I posted from two years ago thinking it was recent, I hope you enjoy this one.

The mugshot you see belongs to 48-year-old Carol Fowler, who won a seat on the city council of Huron, Kansas, with two votes last year.

On Friday she was arrested on a warrant for failure to show up in court on charges of being a pedestrian under the influence and interfering with law enforcement.

She did not go gentle into that good night.

The arresting officers said Fowler began kicking, hitting and scratching the deputies, so they ended up Tasing her in order to subdue her.

Both deputies suffered superficial injuries but did not need medical attention. But Fowler wasn’t done.

On Monday the staff at the Atchison county jail were trying to finish Fowler’s booking when she started fighting again — sending one correction officer to the hospital.

“They had five officers in there and it was a struggle for all of them to get her to comply,” said Atchison County Sheriff Jack Laurie.…