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GTA, Jesus Style!

April 10, 2007 at 8:12 pm by  

I know that one of the Ten Commandments is “Thou Shalt Not Steal”, but that didn’t stop Jesus from sending his posse out to jack a jackass. That’s right, it is in the Bible and everything. Jesus sent his homies out to steal him a swank sled for his gangsta-ride into Jerusalem. Here’s the text from Luke:

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29And it came to pass, when he was come nigh to Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount called the mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples,

30Saying, Go ye into the village over against you; in the which at your entering ye shall find an ass tied, whereon yet never man sat: loose him, and bring him hither.

31And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him.

32And they that were sent went their way, and found even as he had said unto them.

33And as they were loosing the ass, the owners thereof said unto them, Why loose ye the ass?…

Guitar Hero 3 for Wii/PS3/360 in 2007!

April 10, 2007 at 7:19 pm by  

Oh, boy. I am a carpal-tunnel-suffering Guitar Hero freakazoid. Any Guitar Hero news will be making the front page, for sure. And this one is big. Even though Guitar Hero 2 for the PS2 just shipped this year, and GH2 for the 360 only recently hit store shelves, there is already word about GH3 due out this fall.

Rapturous joy!

This looks to be a next-gen only affair, but with the large PS2 install base, I wouldn’t be surprised if a disc-only version hit for that older console as well. It will be interesting to see which systems get a wireless axe*, and if any of them have technical difficulties like the current 360 one has suffered.

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*Guitar, for those of you that don’t play plastic instruments at least 4 hours a day.…

The End (of war) is Near!

April 10, 2007 at 5:36 pm by  

Good news of the week, this second week of April, 2007: The end of war and conflict is approaching.

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The graph on the left is a chart of world political systems. You can see what the Cold War really meant by this graph. It wasn’t play-time, it was a major world war of ideologies. Democracy won out. Now look at the graph on the right, this is a chart of world conflicts. Look at how the two charts oppose each other. Check out that dotted vertical line, that is the Berlin Wall coming down. (it is obvious that the turning point was before this, and the wall coming down was a lagging sign of the collapse, and not the actual cause of the collapse)…

Quake III: Team Arena Coming To Xbox 360?

April 10, 2007 at 1:15 pm by  

Rumors of Quake III becoming part of the Xbox Live Arcade line-up have been stirring after America’s Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB) had a listing on its website that showed that Quake III: Team Arena was submitted for rating and earned itself a ‘Mature’ rating.

The ESRB listing also showed the publisher as Pi Studios, instead of Activision, the same publisher which publishes the PC version of the game. Pi Studios is a Dallas based game developer who has worked on a number of Call of Duty projects for Activision and is developing the editor for Halo 2 Vista along with a PS2 port of Mercenaries 2.

There has been no official statements from any of the mentioned companies, but if this rumor turns out to be true, I will have no issues spending 800 points on it.…

AACS Birth-Control Leads to Pregnancy

April 10, 2007 at 8:10 am by  

Seriously. The AACS scheme used in HD-DVD and Blu-Ray offers as much protection as a chain-mail condom. And is just as enjoyable. Two teams have cracked the “protection” scheme independently after previous cracks were patched in WinDVD. Once again the DRM wars result in a leap-frogging process where the hackers take a few hours to undo what the producers invested two months into.

Here is the Doom9 thread for those of you that love the jargon and excitement of geeks with tech-induced boners: Doom9 Forum

Uwe Boll Goes POSTAL!

April 10, 2007 at 7:45 am by  

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Warning. This is some sick shit.…

Thumb Cramps for Homophobes

April 9, 2007 at 4:58 pm by  

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Now would be a good time to start practicing your typing of the words “faggot” and “nigger”. Because the text-input addon for the XBox 360 controller has been announced, which means you’ll be able to assault your online foes textually, as well as verbally. Microsoft has repeatedly said that keyboards will play no role in gaming, so this is for chat only. Of course, I wouldn’t be surprised to see text input in games to support the contraption. It sure would be nice to not have to select letters from a virtual keyboard anymore.

But hey, we all know that this is just another neat tool for the bigots to use in order to ruin online play for everyone else.…

Mo. Town Shocked by Child Sex Accusation

April 9, 2007 at 10:10 am by  

Missouri – William Huck Sr. was arrested March 25 on child sex charges and has since told authorities he molested 40 children over a 30-year period, according to sworn testimony from investigators in a probable cause statement. The kicker? His wife ran an in-home day care center.

Huck, 60, molested the children when his wife wasn’t around, according to the statement. The most recent abuse happened while she was at a doctor’s appointment. In an interview with deputies, Huck allegedly confessed to abusing a 4-year-old boy 12 times over the past year, and to abusing the boy’s sister, now 10, when she attended the center.

Huck is charged with 13 counts of first-degree child molestation and four counts of statutory sodomy and is jailed on $1 million.

Update: In 2009, Huck pleaded guilty to seven sex-related charges and was sentenced to life in prison.…

Spider-Man 3 The Game Screenshots

April 8, 2007 at 2:29 pm by  

Team XBox has some new screenshots for Activision’s upcoming Spider-Man game.

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Nine Inch Nails – Year Zero

April 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm by  

Nine Inch Nails – Year Zero
Artist: Nine Inch Nails
Release Date: April 17, 2007
Ok, so I have been listening to the latest NIN release, Year Zero, and I am surprised to admit that I am loving it. I am also surprised at just how stripped down Trent has taken this album. It is extremely minimalistic and very electronic. Another thing I am liking about this album is that it does not sound like more of Trent’s diary.

I know some may be disappointed with yet another artist creating an album that may (or may not) be about our current affairs and government…a theme I usually do not like in my music either…but with a video game, a movie and a second part…this release seems more inspired by our current affairs than about them. Like an electronic soundtrack to a sci-fi film in the same……

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April 7, 2007 at 9:09 pm by  

What the fuck am I doing? Well, I am bored with the site. It has become cluttered and after two years, still has no direction. So for now, we are embarking on an actual course. We have no clue what that course is, but goddamn it, we are getting on one. For starters, we will be a WordPress site. Secondly, the old forum will go bye-bye and we will either be using vBulleting or a new PHPBB based. Lastly, I will need a staff of people to help contribute content with absolutely no pay, no perks and absolutely no gratitude from anyone who decides to visit.

As of now, the old forums are being backed up and kinda off-line. This will …