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FORT WORTH, TX – Two boys, ages 13 and 14, have been arrested after breaking into an apartment and fatally shooting a woman in the head.

On Friday the two boys kicked in the apartment door of 31-year-old Yesenia Gutierrez while brandishing a firearm.

One of the boys demanded Gutierrez’s iPhone, which she willingly gave them.

When the mother of three tried preventing the boys from going into the room where her 3-year-old was sleeping, she was shot in the back of the head.

When Gutierrez’s husband arrived home he found his wife’s lifeless body on the kitchen floor. Fortunately, their 3-year-old was unharmed and their other two children were still at school.

The boys were arrested after police found a 9mm pistol during a traffic stop that was later forensically linked to the shell casings discovered in Gutierrez’s apartment.

One of the boys told investigators they decided to rob Gutierrez after noticing a video game console through a window. They told police they thought the robbery would be an “easy lick.”

Both boys, who are not being named, are facing a count of capital murder.…

YULEE, FL – Police have arrested a woman in connection with the disappearance of a woman who was reported missing after not picking up her children on Mother’s Day.

I had a half-assed article written up about the disappearance of 34-year-old Joleen Cummings but abandoned it as there just wasn’t a lot of information at the time. A lot has changed.

For those of you who may have missed it, Cummings was reported missing after she failed to pick up her children from her ex-husband’s home on Mother’s Day.

She was last seen leaving her work at Tangles salon the day before. Her car was found parked at a nearby Target, but Cummings hasn’t been seen or heard from since.

Suspicion among the online detectives immediately fell on Cummings’ former boyfriend, Jason Gee, who had a warrant out for his arrest for something unrelated.

Before Cummings disappeared, neighbors reported hearing an argument between the two when Cummings would not allow him to stay at her house.

Gee was found in a home on May 15 hiding under some cardboard boxes and arrested on the outstanding warrant.…

BALTIMORE, MD – A 16-year-old is facing murder charges after he ran over and killed a Baltimore cop after she interrupted him and his friends burglarizing a house.

On Monday afternoon, 16-year-old Anthony Harris and three other juveniles were burglarizing houses in a Baltimore neighborhood.

Harris, who was sitting behind the wheel of a Jeep while his cohorts were robbing a house, was confronted by 29-year-old Baltimore County Officer First Class Amy Caprio.

A witness described seeing Caprio with her gun drawn and marching towards the Jeep while ordering him to get out of the vehicle at least three times.

That’s when Harris did the dumbest thing he could have possibly done at that moment and drove the Jeep towards Caprio.

“The next thing he heard was a pop, and he saw the Jeep take off and run right over her,”‘ the father of the witness said.

Caprio did not survive her injuries and investigators have not determined if Caprio fired her weapon before being run down. Her cause of death has also not been confirmed at this time.…

SACRAMENTO, CA – A couple is behind bars after the body of their emancipated 5-year-old girl was found inside a storage locker.

On May 11, Tyler and Averyauna Anderson, both 23, drove a rented U-Haul truck from Reno, Nevada to Sacremento.

The next day they stopped at a friend’s U-Haul storage facility and dropped off some sealed boxes.

The friend thought the boxes were suspicious, so he inspected them. Inside one of the boxes was a plastic drum that contained a duffel bag.

Inside the duffel bag, the man found the remains of a 5-year-old girl.

The storage unit owner immediately called police who began their investigation. Detectives were able to quickly identify the couple and where they lived by tracking their cellphone information and their U-Haul rental agreement.

At the couple’s apartment, investigators would discover the couple had three children. Two boys that are the couple’s biological children, and Cali — the 5-year-old-girl found in the storage unit.

Interesting to note, Cali was not Averyauna’s biological daughter. She was also the one child neighbors reported never seeing playing outside.…

ALEXANDRIA, VA – A 9-year-old boy died after his head was crushed by a motorized room partition inside the gym of his elementary school.

The incident happened Friday afternoon at Franconia Elementary school after Wesley Lipicky and a teacher both pressed a button to open a large, motorized room partition in the school’s gym.

Somehow the boy was caught between the partition and the wall and suffered “traumatic head injuries” as a result.

Lipicky was rushed to the hospital where he later died. The death has been ruled accidental and no charges are expected to be filed.

Fairfax County Public Schools Superintendent Scott Brabrand said in a statement that the school district is “working closely” with law enforcement to review the accident, and “to review safety protocols and procedures.”

Going by the school’s Facebook page, it looks like Wesley was at the school helping setup a grade 3 to 6 fund-raising dance that was going to happen later that evening.

Crisis counselors are at the school today to support students, staff, and parents.…

Pulpit of Doom Livestream – Episode 1

May 21, 2018 at 9:50 am by  

HERE, NOW – I want to thank all two of you who showed up our second livestream last night.

We are still working through the move to Youtube for our weekly podcast, so thanks to all of you you who continue to come out and support us as we work through the kinks.

Eventually we will nail down a format but for now we are just fiddling with the knobs and what-not, so expect a few technical difficulties as we find our groove again.

As for last night, myself, Jaded and Pagan discussed some of the top stories trending on the site, including the fatal “dachshund” mauling, the murderous clown and his yodeling henchman, elderly masturbation, giving a cup of semen to your daughter, and the Tim Horton’s shitter.

We also talked about the upcoming Han Solo movie no one asked for and the school shooting in Texas. So, as usual, it went everywhere.

Next week we will be livestreaming on Saturday at 10:00 pm eastern and will make a point of taking calls.…

BESSEMER CITY, NC – An ex-cop is facing murder charges after police say he intentionally drove his vehicle into a restaurant, killing his daughter and daughter-in-law.

On Sunday, 62-year-old Roger Self was with around eight of his family members inside the Surf and Turf Lodge when he excused himself.

His family thought he went to the bathroom, but Self had actually went out to the parking lot and got into his Jeep.

Police say Self then Intentionally drove his Jeep into the restaurant at a high rate of speed and struck the table where his family was seated.

Pictures of the incident seem to indicate Self drove straight through the building and struck the back wall.

“I saw a white Jeep just fly right past my face,” said a waiter. “It was so unreal. I saw chairs and tables and cups just flying everywhere. It just sounded like a tornado.”

Many people were injured in the crash, but two people died from the impact — Self’s own daughter, 26-year-old Katelyn Self, who was a deputy with the Gaston County Sheriff’s Office, and his daughter-in-law, Amanda Self.…

NORTH BEND, WA – A 32-year-old man was killed over the weekend after being attacked by a mountain lion while mountain biking.

SJ Brooks was mountain biking with his friend, 31-year-old Isaac Sederbaum, Saturday morning when a mountain lion began chasing them.

“It sounds like they were just riding bikes when of the victims hears a scream from his partner and sees they’re being chased by a cougar,” Captain Alan Myers with Fish and Wildlife said.

Brooks and Sederbaum proceeded to do all things you are supposed to do in that type of situation and got off their bikes, using them as a weapon against the mountain lion and yelling at the animal.

“Which is exactly what we tell people to do,” said Myers. “Don’t run, whatever you do, don’t run, throw things at it, make noise. It sounds like that’s what they started doing initially.”

The mountain lion ran off but quickly returned. It first attacked Sederbaum before turning its attention to Brooks. Sederbaum said his entire head was in the cat’s mouth when Brooks made a run for it.…

SENECA FALLS, NY – A couple has been jailed after a 3-year-old boy was beaten so badly that he is currently on life support with no brain activity.

Police responded to the apartment of Donald and Alison Bovio on Saturday after Donald called to report his stepson had fallen down the stairs.

First-responders would find the boy lying unconscious on the kitchen floor with substantial trauma to his head and body.

The boy was airlifted to the hospital in critical condition where he’s currently on life support after suffering a brain hemorrhage. He’s unable to breathe on his own and is showing no brain activity.

Doctors would determine the injuries the boy had suffered were not the result of falling down stairs, but rather an assault.

After questioning the couple, and based on information from the doctors who examined the boy, police arrested the couple on charges of assault in the first degree.

Court documents say the couple allegedly beat the boy “with a belt numerous times and intentionally caused his head to strike a hard floor surface.”

Additional charges are expected to be filed when the couple is indicted on Thursday.…

LANGLEY, BC – There’s a video that has started circulating that shows an angry woman inside a Tim Horton’s attacking employees with her own shit. I figured I’d share.

In the video you can watch below, preferably while eating, a thin, blond woman can be seen arguing with an employee.

There is no sound, but you can tell the woman is irate as she points her finger at a male dressed as, per a Reddit commenter, a Tim Horton’s supervisor.

The woman slams some napkins on a counter before pulling her pants down and leans back against a partition. In full view of staff and patrons, the woman proceeds to take a dump so nasty it tripped my gag reflex.

Not done, the woman scoops the mess off the floor without hesitation and slings it at the employee with chimpanzee-like precision.

The staff are off camera at this point so no telling if they got hit – but if the liquid nature of her bowel movement is any indication, chances are someone got something on them.…

CARTER COUNTY, OK — From the “Headlines I Never Thought I’d Ever Write” department comes a story about a 52-year-old woman who was mauled to death by her neighbor’s seven dachshunds.

On Thursday evening, Tracy Garcia was attacked by the dogs near her home.

Police were called to the scene and ended up shooting one of the dogs as it charged at them.

Garcia, a mother of two, was treated at the scene and then taken to the hospital where she later died.

The remaining dogs were rounded up and put down at the request of the owner. While the predominant breed of the dogs was dachshund, they were also mixed with terrier and border collie.

“A predominant breed in these dogs is definitely standard dachshund,” said an animal shelter employee. “They have really noticeable characteristics like their knobby legs, knees, very short legged dogs and their coats.”

All of the dogs were 1 to 3 years old, weighed less than 40 pounds and were covered by ticks and fleas.…

LAS VEGAS, NV – A woman is facing murder charges after stabbing her roommate to death for calling her a bitch.

The incident happened earlier this month as 19-year-old Dymund Ellis and her roommate, 25-year-old Jayce Trevon Ernst were watching television.

Ellis became angry when Trevon would not stop talking during the show so she politely asked him to shut the hell up. Ernst replied with “Shut up bitch.”

Unhappy with the response, Ellis went to her room and returned with a knife. Holding it to Ernst’s chest, she told him, “Call me a bitch again.”

Ernst took a chance and called Ellis a bitch again.

According to police, Ellis admitted to pulling a knife on Ernst about 10 times in the past, and that every time Ernst had managed to get the knife away from her without anyone getting hurt.

“She told me she has anger problems and she just got extremely upset tonight,” an officer wrote in the report.

In this case, Ernst’s luck ran out. Ellis stabbed Ernst in the chest with the knife then hid the knife in her bedroom.…