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NATCHITOCHES, LA – A woman has been charged with murder after she allegedly kidnapped a 6-month-old boy and setting him on fire.

I was just about to stop for the day but saw this headline and figured I would share.

Last Tuesday, police were called to the Mayberry Trailer Park by a Hanna Barker who said a man and woman she did not know came to her front door and sprayed her in the face with mace.

Barker said she panicked and ran from the trailer, leaving her 6-month-old son, Levi Ellerbe, behind. When she circled back to her trailer, she found Levi was missing.

Police were in the process of searching for the boy when they were notified about a fire by some nearby railroad tracks. It was there they found the badly burned body of Levi.

The boy was taken to the Natchitoches Regional Medical Center before being airlifted to University Medical Center, where he would die from his injuries.

On Saturday, police made their first arrest. Felicia Marie-Nicole Smith, 25, was taken into custody and charged with first-degree murder and booked into the Natchitoches Parish Detention Center.…

GREEN, OH– Man arrested after he is caught sexually assaulting a 4-year-old boy on a home surveillance camera.

Here’s a story out of Ohio that will have you lose a little faith in humanity.

According to investigators, 28-year-old Dean Davis was captured on home surveillance video sexually assaulting his girlfriend’s son.

Even worse? The boy’s mother, 31-year-old Samantha Ward, knew about the sexual assault but did not report it.

Why she did not report the sexual abuse is anyone’s guess, but I am betting it is because she has also been accused of using the prescription medication intended for her son.

No kid in the house no drugs, maybe? Who the hell knows. People are shit.

Davis has been charged with gross sexual imposition, sexual imposition and endangering children and is being held in the Summit County Jail on a $30,000 bond.

I hope his fellow inmates are making his stay a comfortable one.

Ward was arrested and charged with felony drug theft and endangering children. She’s since been released on bond but more charges are pending, according to Inspector Bill Holland.…

COLUMBIA, SC – A man in South Carolina has pleaded guilty to charges he was using Facebook to trade meth for sex from troubled teens.

Busted People love Facebook.

You can do so many things with it: keep up with those annoying neighbors who finally moved away, say ‘Happy Birthday!’ to people you don’t give two shits about without leaving the couch, or make your friends jealous of that expensive vacation that just broke the bank.

And if you have some extra meth laying around that you want to trade for underage sex, you can use Facebook to make a love connection. Just ask 38-year-old Jeremy Bowen of Columbia, SC.

He just pled guilty in U.S. District Court to a raft of charges centered around just such a brilliant scheme.

All you need is a cellphone, Facebook Messenger, a conveniently-located “alternative school” (read: School of Last Resort) and meth. Lots of meth.

Getting lots of meth was probably pretty easy for Bowen, as he had unlocked the “Blown Up in a Mobile Home Meth Lab” achievement in 2014 in a Stooge-esque incident that ended with him and the Missus dropping Burned Up Buddy at the hospital and running wildly as far as Alabama before being caught.…

BROOKLYN, IA – Search crews are currently looking for a 20-year-old University of Iowa Student who went missing after going jogging on Wednesday.

The Iron County Sheriff’s Office says 20-year-old Mollie Tibbetts went out for an evening jog on Wednesday and has not been seen since.

Tibbets has been staying at the home of her boyfriend, his brother and his brother’s fiancé for the summer.

When she did not report to work Thursday morning, her family reported Tibbetts missing.

“She goes for a run every night. She likes to go whenever the sun’s not down, but it’s starting cool off, like 6 or 7,” said Dalton Jack, who was working out of town when Tibbets disappeared. “She probably has her cell phone, but it’s either off or dead and we’ve tried calling it obviously and it goes straight to voicemail.”

She was last seen wearing gym shorts, a black sports bra, and running shoes. She is described as being 5-feet, 3-inches tall and weighing 120 pounds.

Search crews have searched every road, every ditch and every body of water near town, Poweshiek County Sheriff Thomas Kriegel.…

MEEKER, OK – Four members of a family in Oklahoma have been arrested after a 15-year-old boy was found starving to death inside a barn.

Police were called after a passerby called to report seeing an extremely malnourished boy outside of a barn.

When authorities arrived at the property, they found the teen sharing a barn with goats, rabbits and chickens. When found, police say he only weighed 80-lbs.

According to the teen, he had been living in the barn for the last two years. Since he was not allowed to eat food from the house, he had to forage for food on his own and had been eating sticks, leaves and grass.

The boy was also found to have suffered head injuries, broken bones and had shotgun pellets lodged in his leg after having been shot by his father.

The boy’s father, Jimmy Lee Jones Sr, 34; stepmother, Amy Adkins Jones, 46; and two older stepbrothers, Jonathan Luke Plank, 20, and Tyler Joe Adkins, 24, have all been charged and taken into custody.…

LAKEWAY, TX — A woman has been arrested after she passed out after locking her and her 10-year-old son in a car as temperatures outside reached over 100°.

According to police, the boy woke up inside the car after his mother, 34-year-old Adriane Moss, had parked it with the windows rolled up.

As the temperatures climbed inside the car, the boy eventually called 911 for help after sitting in the locked car for about an hour with his unresponsive mother.

According to Lakeway Dispatch, the boy could be heard on the call asking his mother to roll down the windows. She could be heard replying “no.”

When police arrived at the scene, Moss was seen getting out of the car. She and her son both had “sweaty and matted hair,” according to police who also stated the interior of the car was in excess of 123 degrees.

Moss also smelled of alcohol when talking to the officers and was stumbling around. She reportedly ignored officers’ questions, and at one point told her son to “get out of her life.”

Moss was arrested and charged with abandoning or endangering a child.…

WALTHAM, MA – Tom Wopat, a former star of “The Dukes of Hazzard” television show, has admitted to inappropriately touching two women in the cast of a musical.

Last August Wopat was accused of inappropriately touching two female cast members while rehearsing for “42n Street” at Waltham’s Reagle Music Theatre.

Police reports said Wopat put his finger between the buttocks of one woman.

When the 66-year-old was arrested, he was found to be in the possession of cocaine.

So aside from being charged with two felony counts of indecent assault and battery and two counts of annoying and accosting a person of the opposite sex, he was also charged with drug possession.

On Friday, Wopat reached a plea deal that would have the two felony charges dropped. He was sentenced to a year of probation and received a continuation without a finding for one year for the cocaine possession.

Wopat isn’t the only Duke Boy to make the news recently. His co-star, John Schneider, was in the news this month after asking a judge to send him to jail for unpaid alimony.…

BERKELEY COUNTY, SC – Police stop man in possession of six types of drugs and meth hidden in his ass.

Some people just want to catch a buzz, and simply will not be stopped.

Laws, common sense, the physical constraints of anatomy – none of these matter to the true buzz-hound, and a bona-fide Party Master will have a varied supply of stupefacients on hand at all times.

Case in point: Dwayne Gernard Wigfall. He has a black belt in Throwin’ The Fuck Down and packs the goods to prove it.

Wigfall was cruising down College Park Road in Berkeley County, SC a bit after midnight on a hot Tuesday night in June.

He was huffin’ on a blunt in a “spray painted 2002 Volvo” when he ran afoul of local law enforcement and pulled over for an unspecified moving violation.

Since cops can actually smell marijuana smoke (little known fact, but they can), things quickly went downhill, starting with the fact that Wigfall was driving on a suspended license.

A subsequent search of the vehicle would make any dragon-chaser drool: amphetamine, dexamphetamine, oxycodone, Clonazepam, MDMA, weed, and two powders that the cops couldn’t even identify.…

ARLINGTON, FL – A 6-year-old girl has died after being attacked by a pit bull her family was pet sitting.

Police and firefighters were called to a house on Sunday after a man saw a neighbor running out of her house screaming for help while carrying a young girl’s unconscious body.

“I just kept hearing somebody (yell), ‘Help me, help me!'” the neighbor said. “She came out of the house and laid the baby down right there and told us to call the paramedics, and that’s what we did.”

When paramedics arrived, they found 6-year-old Jaelah Smith suffering from a dog bite to the neck. She was taken to Wolfson Children’s Hospital, where she later died from her injuries.

According to reports, Jaelah had been bitten by a pit bull terrier inside her home. The dog did not belong to the family but was at the home as they were pet sitting while the dog’s owner was on vacation.

The dog was picked up by Animal Care and Protective Services where it will be placed on a 10-day quarantine.…

Pulpit of Doom Podcast – Episode 9

July 23, 2018 at 9:12 am by  

HERE, NOW – Thanks to everyone who turned up to our ninth episode of The Pulpit of Doom.

For those of you who missed it and want to check it out, you can do so below.

It was quite the episode in which myself, Jaded and Pagan talked about the top stories for the week.

These stories included biting off noses during drunken brawls, pervy pastors and their inability to operate a cell phone, and being publicly shamed for groping a waitress.

As usual, these topics had us going into side discussions about Alice Cooper, Gymkata, Pagan’s crappy musical taste, and Jaded’s bug eyes (and how that is a sign of mental instability).

Again, thanks to everyone who turns up to listen to us drunkenly ramble live and anyone who listens afterwards.

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If you’d like to call in to any of the live shows, you can do so by joining our Discord server while we are broadcasting and we will bring you on.…

OGDEN, UT – Police have arrested a man after he stabbed his 10-month-old son to death on a homemade altar.

On Friday, 37-year-old Alex Hidalgo had been left to care for his son while the boy’s mother ran errands.

When she returned home she found Hidalgo reading the Bible and watching “a video of religious music and sermons.” Which is never a good sign.

What she did not find was her son.

When she asked Hidalgo where their son was he told her the boy was dead. He explained their son had “666” on him and that he;d sacrificed him on an altar he built.

She thought Hidalgo was joking until she found her son’s body in a garbage bag inside a closet. The boy had been stabbed multiple times in the neck.

Hidalgo fled the scene as the boy’s mother called police and attempted CPR on her son. The boy was rushed to the hospital but could not be saved.

When police arrived at the scene they found a paring knife in the sink that had been recently washed that they believe was used as the murder weapon.…

SELMA, NC – A woman is facing animal cruelty charges after she drank a potentially lethal amount of alcohol before getting behind the wheel of her vehicle.

The not-so-nice lady with the “rode hard and put away wet” look is Gloria Denise Mitchell, and, believe it or not, she is only 45.

How do you get that rough-looking in just 45 years? Techniques vary from harridan to harridan; Gloria’s time-tested technique is alcohol, and lots of it.

She exceeded even her own usual excess on the evening of July 5th at an upper-crust lodging facility known as the Knights Inn (please keep your sexual innuendos to yourselves).

It was there she swilled enough booze to clock in at an impressive 0.347% BAC, just one one-hundredth of a percentage point away from .357, which is the exact diameter of the high-powered pistol bullet that she probably deserves.

After impressing her fellow sophisticates with her alcoholic acumen, she decided to show off her similarly sharp driving skills by driving her pickup truck across the Knights Inn’s parking lot in reverse like a Heimlich-launched wad of gristly, overcooked meat from the throat of a choking, whore-spawned degenerate.…