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Drunk Soldier Throws Twin Sisters From Balcony

November 19, 2009 at 9:25 am by  

Moscow – I was gonna post this earlier, but was waiting on more information. Captain-Lieutenant Nikolai Zakharkin, 31, suspected his common-law wife, Irina Lapuzina, 27, was cheating on him when she did not return home one night. So after drinking heavily, he sent her a chilling text message stating, “You can say goodbye” to her 8-year-old twin daughters, Dasha and Katya. He then threw both of them off of their eight-story balcony. Unbelievably, both girls survived because of the trees they fell through and not landing on pavement but as you can imagine, they both got pretty tore up. Katya, who was asleep when she was tossed, suffered a ruptured spleen. Dasha suffered serious concussion, five broken ribs, a ruptured liver and a possible backbone injury. Zakharkin has been arrested and charged with attempted murder. Wishing the girls a quick recovery and wanted to note that I love Russian names. The female names usually sound like sexy spies and the males always sound like videogame villains.…

BOCA RATON, Florida Pamela Flowers was reported missing by her roommate who stated she has not seen or heard from Flowers since she left for a Halloween party on Oct 30th. Police began an investigation that led them to Flower’s ex-boyfriend’s apartment. No one would come to the door so police gained entry on Tuesday via a search warrant. Inside they found 49-year-old Christopher Sharpe hiding, as well as Flower’s corpse. Police say it looks as if she had been dead for some time. Sharpe was arrested and has been charged with first-degree murder. Not to be too morbid, but I think that if I had just murdered someone in my apartment, I’d have an easier time trying to dispose of it in pieces than to living in the place while it rotted in another room.…

Sexually Explicit Letters Being Sent to Young Girls

November 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm by  

PHOENIX, Arizona — For the last 10 years, someone has been sending threatening, sexually explicit letters to girls between the ages of 8 and 14. They are not chosen at random, as they know their names and they know what they look like. They know these things because they choose young girls who have been pictured in local newspapers. Creepy enough yet? Police know of at least 80 letters that have been written since 1999 to girls in Arizona, New York, New Jersey, Florida, California, Georgia, and Texas. Stopping the person has been difficult as the letter-writer has never attempted any other form of contact with the girls, so there are no physical descriptions. Also, DNA tests from the letters have not resulted in any leads. A couple phrases the writer likes to use are “lovebud” and “hope her thighs feel as good as they look”. There is a $1,000 reward for anyone who helps in identifying this very disturbed suspect. This may not sound serious to some, especially when compared to other stories here, but can you imagine how much something like this can disrupt a family?…

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – I’m posting this story purely for the cringe-inducing ouch factor of it. Seventeen-year-old Federico Garcia of Corpus Christi was arrested and charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury after he beat another teen with a nail-studded board. 17-year-old John Hernandez suffered 26 puncture wounds to the torso, abdomen, chest and back. He was discovered when someone passing by “heard what he thought was a cat crying in the bushes.” You know a motherfucker is hurting when they are making a noise like a crying cat. I think the most painful thing I was ever beaten with was some kind of switch. I was in a fight and had this kid pinned. He was covering his face, so I was hitting him in the head so hard my hands hurt. But his little brother snuck up behind me and swung at the back of my head with a switch-like whip-thing. It wrapped tight around my head right on my upper-lip. The little prick yanked backwards shearing the skin off my nose.…

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND – It’s bad enough for a 5-year-old girl to be sexually abused by one guy. For her to be sexually abused by the person she went to for help and protection? Hella bad luck. The little girl went to Eldirdeery Mutasim, 24, for protection after she had been raped by his brother, Al Mutasim Mutasim, 35. Some help he turned out to be, as he decided to join in on the fun. This abuse continued for 9 years. When she got older, she installed a lock on her bedroom door preventing the attacks. Did the brothers-in-crime give up? Of course not! They simply turned their attention to a 12-year-old they also had living with them. She came to Scotland without her father and they took full advantage of her vulnerability. The brothers, who came from Sudan, denied the charges claiming that they were made up for revenge purposes. I guess the jury didn’t buy it, finding them both guilty. Eldirdeery was jailed for 10 years while Al Mutasim was jailed for 5.…

Ozark, Arkansas – Now before you go by just the title alone, understand that the girl’s mother called the police. The camps are pretty evenly divided on this one, but before you pick one – here is what is being reported. The girl’s mother called police because she could not control the girl and wanted her taken to a juvenile facility. When officer Bradshaw arrived he witnessed the girl kicking and screaming. The girl’s mother, Kelly Hamlert, told him to use a Taser if he needed to – which he did after the girl kicked him in the nuts. The father is livid and feels that if an officer cannot manhandle a small child, then he doesn’t deserve to be one. But I am siding with Bradshaw’s superior who said, “”Well, if he tried to restrain her, he might hurt her by restraining her.”  But I guess the real lesson learned here is don’t call police to handle your kids if you do not want them to act like the police.…

Teacher Ties Up Loud Students At Elementary School

November 18, 2009 at 9:31 am by  

HICKORY, North Carolina When four kids became too loud in their third-grade classroom at Southwest Elementary, their substitute teacher employed a rather asinine form of punishment. She made the kids stand up in class then tied them together with a jump rope. Using the rope as a leash, she led the crying kids down a ramp into a playground where she left them for half an hour. She told them she wanted them to know what jail felt like. Obviously, parents are pissed. The Hickory City School District said the substitute, who has been in the school system since 2004, acted in an inappropriate manner and no longer works in the schools there. I do not agree with what the teacher did, but man that punishment is WEAK when compared to the shit they would do to you in the ’70s. I’d take a trip to the playground over the Board of Education any day of the week. …

Moms Get Into Knife Fight Outside School

November 18, 2009 at 9:14 am by  

Rochester, New York – Jessica Ortero, 31, and Alicia Cotto, 23, are accused of fighting over a man they both dated outside School 8 yesterday morning. The two women were at the school dropping off their kids when the argument started. Ortero allegedly pulled out a knife and cut Cotto in the face and neck. Cotto was able to retrieve the knife and then cut Ortero in the lower back. The school was put on lockdown after Ortero ran into the school looking for medical help and some students feared she had a gun. She was taken into custody and faces felony charges of assault in the second degree and aggravated criminal contempt for violating a court order to stay away from Cotto.  …

Four Die After Driver Attempts To Beat Amtrak Train

November 18, 2009 at 8:52 am by  

Hardeeville, SC – A car attempted to get around the gate arms of a S.C. railroad track. Making a fatal miscalculation, the driver was plowed by an Amtrak train en route from Charleston, South Carolina, to Savannah. The car became wedged on to the front of the train and dragged the car for about a mile before stopping. Killed were Jason Scott, 33, Nancy Ratliff, 27, Melissa Thomas, 35, and Taylor Arnsdorf, 12 – no one on the train was injured. There is video of the crash, not yet released to media. People, don’t do this. Especially if you can actually see\hear the train. Even if you are by yourself and didn’t kill your passengers because of your stupidity, you still snarl traffic for the rest of us trying to go buy weed in a vehicle low on gas. Thanks. …

Cheers!

November 18, 2009 at 8:49 am by  

Marion, IA – Allow me to introduce Kristine Pflughaupt (gesundheit). Ms. Phisoderm Pflughaupt is gracing the pages here at the Dreamin’ Demon for a number of reasons – that awesome last name, her cheerful mugshot, drunken hyjinx, and because she’s a big fan of noodles.  It has been reported that on November 3, a resident on Ms. Farfegnugen Pflughaupt’s mail route called police to complain that she had a strange mail carrier, in uniform and carrying a mail bag, sitting on the floor in her kitchen noshin’ on some left-over noodles. The homeowner, 95-year-old Marie O’Kelly, said she was watching TV in her living room when she heard a noise – she assumed it was her daughter coming for a visit, but grew suspicious when she didn’t receive a greeting from the girl. When she went to investigate the strange noise, she found Ms. Flobbernotten Pflughaupt sitting on the kitchen floor, eating noodles with her bare hands. “The noodles were running down her shirt. I asked her, ‘What are you doing here?’ She didn’t answer – she just kept eating those noodles.” Yum. …

Suspect In Custody In ‘Cathouse’ Star’s Death

November 17, 2009 at 2:01 pm by  

OKLAHOMA CITY – Oklahoma police say the suspect in the deaths of four people has turned himself in. 28-year-old David Allen Tyner surrendered to the Mayes County Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday and now faces six murder charges. He is a suspect in the deaths of Jennifer Lynn Ermey, Casey M. Barrientos and Millie Barrera and 22-year-old Brooke Phillips – one of the prostitutes featured on the HBO reality series “Cathouse.” On November 9, their bodies were found in a burning home where Phillips and Barrera had been shot to death – Phillips was shot six times. Both women were pregnant (hence the six murder charges.) A motive is not known at this point, but Tyner supposedly knew one of the victims. There may be more arrests to come as police do not feel Tyner acted alone. Radar Magazine has a lot of articles about this case and it looks like Phillips hung out with a pretty rough crowd. I’m not familiar with Phillips or the show “Cathouse” and I’m lazy. Anyone care to enlighten?…

Missing: My Life

November 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm by  

This post is to inform everyone that my life is missing. I have no idea where the hell it went, but it got away from me at some point. I have a sneaking suspicion that it disappeared somewhere between the first article I published here at dreamindemon.com and my 1000th! That’s right you fucking ungrateful deviants. Morbid has posted OVER 1000 articles here at D’D as of today. If that is not one sad, sad statistic to brag about, I don’t know what is. So thanks to all of you readers and participants, it has been a very interesting experience. Hope the next 1000 are no different. And let me use this time to mention some quick site shit. First, let me remind you all of our Twitter, Myspace and Facebook accounts. Follow, Friend or whatever. Also, we got a site upgrade coming up along with some new faces joining on. Lastly, sorry for the auto Mucinex ad. Nothing I can do about it at the moment, but Jaded likes it (seriously) and does not want me to do a thing with it.…

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