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Los Angeles, CA – After being convicted of killing 12-year-old Robin Samsoe in 1979, Rodney James Alcala was twice sentenced to death. Both convictions were eventually overturned. The first conviction in 1980 was overturned because the court ruled that his past crimes — a 1972 conviction of raping and beating an 8-year-old girl and a 15-year-old girl, plus the molesting of another child — were improperly allowed. Then in 2001, the second conviction was overturned on grounds that Alcala’s lawyers should have been allowed to introduce a psychologist’s testimony casting doubt on a witness’ claim of amnesia and that his attorney did not present alibi witnesses. Now Alcala is back for a third shot at the needle. This time authorities have added four other murders to his repertoire. Alcala’s DNA has been identified in the murders of Jill Barcomb, 18; Georgia Wixted, 27; Charlotte Lamb, 32; and Jill Parenteau, 21. These women were murdered, sexually assaulted, beaten and strangled between 1977 and 1979.…

SKYWAY,  WA – A 22 year old man – if you use the term “man” loosely – has been arrested for a string of rapes in the Skyway area of Washington, possibly using Craigslist to lure women to his apartment. Three rapes occurred in the last few months;  on December 9th, two women responding to an ad for a “nude model” were sexually assaulted. On December 20th, a woman responding to a similar ad was forced into sexual acts at knife point in a car. Another woman experienced the same crime on January 7th; responding to a nude model ad, she found herself with a knife at her throat, her attacker forcing her to drive around then perform sexual acts on him. He also stole her ID, bank card and cell phone, threatening to find her if she told anyone what had happened.  The 26 year old victim did not heed his warning however, and police were able to lift a fingerprint from her car that led to the arrest of her attacker. …

APPLE VALLEY – Just messin’ with you. It was the family’s pit bull. But wouldn’t that have been a shocker, right? A 911 call was made on Saturday about a young boy who had been attacked by a dog and had stopped breathing. When paramedics arrived on the scene, they found 3-year-old Omar Martinez unresponsive. He would die two hours later at the hospital. The pit bull that attacked the boy was shot to death by a deputy after it became aggressive towards him and firefighters. An autopsy will be conducted on Martinez while sheriff’s deputies and animal control officials continue to investigate. It has not been reported if any adults were around at the time of the attack and no charges have been filed at this time.…

Roger Fincher Finds Pleasure At Wal-Mart

January 12, 2010 at 10:47 am by  

Titusville, FL – On December 20th, police received a call about an alleged kiddy-groper at a Wal-Mart store in Titusville. Caught on surveillance camera, it appeared the man was wandering through the store looking for a victim. After about 30 minutes of searching, pervy man was successful. He groped a 10-year-old girl, beat feet out of the store and drove away in a semi. On January 6th, Fort Pierce police were notified of a similar grope and run at the local Wal-Mart – the victim in that case an 11-year-old girl. Working together, the two police agencies were able to identify Roger Fincher, a registered sex offender, as the serial Wal-Mart molester. Fincher, 41, is registered in North Carolina and has three prior convictions for sex crimes against children under similar circumstances. Both counties issued a warrant for Fincher’s arrest. He was apprehended on Sunday and confessed to both crimes. The ass has been booked on charges of lewd and/or lascivious molestation and aggravated stalking.…

Crime Lord Has Real Balls, Not Much Else

January 12, 2010 at 8:54 am by  

South Africa –  Fat Murphy is a feared crime lord in Cape Town’s Cape Flats suburb who was snagged during a recent police raid. He offered the police 9,100 rand ($1300) not to search him during the raid. Police weren’t having it and searched him anyway. The reason why Fat Murphy did not want to be searched became quickly became apparent and had nothing to to with him possessing illegal contraband. During the physical search, Fat Murphy’s dick fell off. Well, to be more specific, his strap-on dildo did. During his bail hearing, Fat Murphy explained that he’s a hermaphrodite and has both female and male documents – one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary. He explained that he was born with a “vagina that could not be penetrated” but also had testes. …

Accused “Holy Man” Takes A Flying Leap

January 12, 2010 at 8:35 am by  

Joliet, IL – The Reverend Alejandro “Father Alex” Flores, 37, was about to be investigated on allegations of child molestation. Last week, the family of a 13-year-old boy contacted a priest at the Holy Family Parish regarding the alleged abuse of their son. Last Monday morning, Flores was removed from his position as parochial vicar at the church and was placed in a “monitored living situation” where he was to be kept away from children and, well, closely monitored. Even so, Flores managed to sneak away from his captors on Wednesday – just as detectives were on their way to interview him. Before they got the chance to have a talk with him, Flores was reported missing. As officers were taking the missing persons report, they were informed that a priest at the boarded up and unused St. Mary’s Carmelite Church had just called 911 – Flores had been found laying across some pews at the church, all broken and unconscious. Yes, Flores took a flying leap from about 20 feet up.…

Vernal, UT – On December 31st, Francis and Michelle Napolitano were visited by a caseworker from DCFS on allegations that their 5-year-old son was not receiving proper medical care – there seemed to be a problem with the boy’s feet, which resembled those of a burn victim. There were open blisters and bleeding sores. The skin on the child’s feet was “sloughing and curling into the air,” the toes black and shriveled and in different stages of decomposition. The injuries were so severe, the child required immediate hospitalization and it is feared that he may require partial amputation. When questioned about the condition of the child’s feet, Michelle stated that on December 23rd, the boy’s sibling placed an elasticized band around his legs. She informed authorities that she cut the band off with scissors the next day. The child’s doctor did say that the injuries are consistent with an elastic band being placed around the child’s legs; however, the band would have to have been on the boy for much longer than one day to cause such damage.…

Abel Aguirre Convicted For Bunny Buggery

January 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm by  

Chelsea, MA – As many of you know, we have quite the collection of “animal lovers” gracing our kick-ass website. Male and female. Oral and otherwise. We have stories of dog lovers and horse lovers aplenty. Oh, and let’s not forget Bryan James Hathaway, the opportunist who took advantage of a dead deer laying in a ditch. But, I gotta say, never, not in a bajillion years, did I think I would be writing a story about some fucktard facing prison time because he loved a bunny. Last Friday, Abel Aguirre, 38, was convicted on charges of animal cruelty for porkin’ his roommate’s rabbit. On June 1st of ’08, Abel’s roommate came home to a very disturbing scene – in the bathroom, she found blood and clumps of rabbit fur. A bloody claw that used to be attached to her pet rabbit was among the icky mess on the bathroom floor and the bunny itself was injured and bleeding. Upon further investigation, the woman discovered a used condom, covered in rabbit fur, in Abel’s bedroom.…

Chris Grant Kicked Chuvi-Duvi’s Ass

January 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm by  

I missed this one when it was first reported, but I wanted to help publicize what a complete jack-off 21-year-old Chris Grant is. Police were going over the surveillance video of a housing development in upper Manhattan during a murder investigation. I don’t know if they found what they were looking for in that case, but what they did find was video footage of Grant kicking the shit out of his girlfriend’s dog while in the elevator. The 12-pound Pomeranian-Chihuahu named Chuvi-Duvi can be seen repeatedly and violently kicked by Grant. He even calls the dog over in a friendly manner, only to kick the shit out of the dog again. Grant has been charged with torturing and injuring the animal. Chuvi-Duvi was taken to an animal hospital and released. Click on if you want to see the actual footage, but be warned animal lovers out there, it’s upsetting.…

Chicago – While looking for an image to use in the pants-less driver story, I stumbled upon this story. On Thursday afternoon Reginald Ray, 42, was arrested shortly after leaving a North Side Starbucks. Witnesses claim that Ray had been inside fondling himself while staring at women. One witness even recorded his actions on cell phone video and burned it to DVD. I am hoping that this person finds us and anonymously emails us a clip so we can post it. Ray was charged with two counts of public indecency and one count of possession of cannabis, all misdemeanors. Like I asked in the other story, anyone have any public flashing stories? Not talking about your drunk-ass flashing your tits for some cheap beads at Mardi Gras…but rather some perv jacking his cock at you in a Wal-Mart or something. What do you think should be done with people like this? Are they harmless, or embarking in behavior that leads to more serious crimes?…

Police Looking For Pantsless Driver

January 11, 2010 at 10:50 am by  

BROOKLINE, Mass. – I swear to God this is not me. I don’t live anywhere near Massachusetts. Two young girls were walking home from Lincoln School sometime after 2 p.m. Thursday when a man drove up asking for directions. He was not wearing pants. Police said the man did not expose himself to the girls or say anything suggestive, but they don’t want to take any chances and have alerted parents in the area – especially since the street he wanted directions to did not exist. The driver is described as a man in his late 20s or early 30s, with curly brown hair (snicker). Anyone with information is asked to call Brookline police at 617-730-2222. I never get these people who expose themselves in public like this. Anyone ever have any experiences with someone flashing their junk at you?…

Man Arrested For Assisting In Friend’s Suicide

January 11, 2010 at 10:29 am by  

BUTLER, Indiana – Neighbors heard a small pop come from the home of Robert Crow on Wednesday before police showed up. They also saw the body of Jaime Jasso, 43, laying in the garage, dead from a single gunshot wound to the head. Now Crow has been arrested and charged with assisting a suicide. Turns out that Crow and Jasso are friends from work. Jasso had come over to Crow’s house and at some point mentioned his desire to kill himself. Crow then gave Jasso a handgun which he then used to put a bullet in his brain. Crow called 911. To me, that should be the end of this story except that Crow would not be charged with anything. It is reported that this man has been wanting to do this for some time. A friend of both Crow and Jasso told reporters that Jasso had been going through some personal issues and he had talked Jasso out of committing suicide several times. He would have ended his life at some point with or without Crows help.…

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