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El Segundo – El Segundo residents can berathe a sigh of relief as it seems as if the flasher that has been harassing local teenage girls has been apprehended. Reports of a flasher started as far back as 2008, but police have had trouble catching him even though his pattern rarely wavered. After spotting teenage girls in the early morning hours, he would park his car in a nearby alley, get out and then masturbate in front of them. Last Thursday, an off-duty El Segundo police officer noticed a man fitting the description of the flasher, driving a silver Infiniti slowly around the Richmond Street Elementary School. Police were called and the vehicle stopped. It was being drivin by 39-year-old Jeffrey William Freeman and inside his car police found personal lubricant and a hand towel. Not really damning evidence as I carry the same items. Everywhere I go. Freeman was released after being questioned for 6 hours, only to later be arrested at a Santa Monica hotel on a charge of suspicion of indecent exposure.…

Man Tries To Pay For Damages With Stick

March 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm by  

Oklahoma City, OK- “I give you the last tree in the universe.” If you’re thinking that sentence was quoted from some Sci-fi movie or Fantasy novel, remember you’re on the Dreamin’ Demon and think again. Those exact words were said by Rondell Bailey, 37, after he walked into the Oklahoma County jail carrying a stick and tried to use it to pay for some damage he did with his truck. You see, earlier Bailey had been doing donuts with his truck in a parking lot near the Oklahoma City Civic Center when he hit a trash can. This forced his truck to go high center and become stuck. Bailey abandoned his vehicle and picked up a stick on his way to the jail to use as currency for the damages. Feeling pretty sure that Bailey was bluffing about the stick being the last tree and all, a deputy told Bailey he couldn’t use a stick as payment. Disgruntled that his magic stick was refused as legal tender, Bailey walked outside, picked up a landscaping brick and broke a window on the east side of the jail lobby.…

Biff! Bam! Kapow!

March 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm by  

Milwaukee – Four months ago, Ray Calderone ended up in handcuffs in the back of a Milwaukee police car. While in the back, Calderone alerted police officers that he needed to use the bathroom by tapping on the inside of the back window with his foot. Former deputy Scott Krause is seen on video opening the door and yelling at Calderone to stop kicking the window and then shuts the door. Calderone does not heed the warning and begins tapping the window with his foot again. This time Krause opens the door, and pops the handcuffed Calderone a few times in the face before shutting the door. Krause is now headed to prison. Check out the video – you can almost see the old batman television show sound effects pop up every time Krause lands a punch.…

Ocala, FL- On Monday a 29-year old woman and her 20-year old boyfriend, Ryan Hunt, took their 3-month old daughter to the Munroe Regional Medical Center because of swelling in the child’s hip area. During an examination of the child’s body significantly bruised body, the doctors discovered she suffered from an an old fracture on her left hip which they believed may have occurred when the limbs were twisted. The child also had three fractured ribs that appeared to be about four to six weeks old. The police were notified as well as an agent from the Department of Children and Families who took custody of the child at the hospital. The child’s mother told officers that Hunt had beat her many times in the past, but she never reported it. She showed the officers bruises on her chest and arms, and finger marks on her neck which she said were from Hunt hitting and attempting to choke her the previous Friday. The couple was taken to the Ocala Police Department for questioning and there the woman told officials she saw Hunt grab their daughter with his hands while they argued.…

Man Pours Gas On Woman Then Sets Her On Fire

March 10, 2010 at 9:29 am by  

Oklahoma City – Neighbors say the woman had only lived in the nieghborhood with her three young children for a few months. She expressed fear of their father whom she was hiding from, telling them that she felt George Rodriguez, 34, knew where she was living and it was only a matter of time before he came after her. Sadly, her prediction was an accurate one. On Tuesday, Rodriguez showed up at the home and while in the backyard he poured gasoline on the mother of his children and set her on fire. He even poured gas in her mouth. While the kids did not see him set her on fire, the did see her in flames. The mother, with her three children,  ran for help.  “It was just like you would roll down your sleeves is what her skin was doing. She was burned around her chest and up to her face,” said neighbor Ann Coulter who called 911.  The woman is in critical condition after being taken to the hospital suffering from third degree burns to nearly half of her body.…

Lake Charles, LA – Some of you may have read or heard of the book “A Child Called It” by Dave Pelzer. It is a horrendous yet inspirational true story of Dave Pelzer’s very abusive childhood. I never thought I would find another story that so closely mirrored that one until today. On February 19, Deputy Jason Schnake of the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office received a call concerning a nine-year-old boy. The caller stated that the boy, who resided with his father and stepmother, was very thin and possibly being held captive in his bedroom. Deputy Schnake traveled to the home to do a welfare check on the boy and, once inside, discovered a dog leash had been used to tie one door knob to another to keep the child from escaping his room. Inside the room, the deputy observed the frail nine-year-old lying on a filthy foam pallet that rested on top of blood-stained box springs. On the pallet was a sheet soaked with urine and blood. …

DeLand, Fl – I have a long list of things I despise in this world and spousal abuse is very close to the top. Having to deal with it personally, I learned it is not only aggravating to witness, but even more frustrating to watch the abused return to their abuser time and time again even though they know it is not the best thing for them. Let’s hope this will not be the case for Lenora Shorts and she will use this tragic occurrence as reminder that those who really love you do not beat you.  Around 12:08 a.m. Saturday police responded to a suspicious incident call where they found a half-naked woman unresponsive inside and abandoned car. The topless woman was lying on her back with her legs dangling out of the open passenger side door. When the officers spoke to her, she mumbled that her husband had punched and kicked her all over and pointed in the direction he ran. The woman, 46-year old Lenora Shorts, was airlifted to Halifax Health Medical Center in critical condition.…

The First Lady Prom and Bridal Brawl

March 9, 2010 at 11:48 am by  

Detroit, Michigan – Hekmat Putruss has been in business for over 25 years and he has never experienced anything like the incident that happened in his bridal shop recently. A day after a bride-to-be became unruly over a bridal dress in his bridal shop, The First Lady Prom and Bridal, the same woman returned to the store wanting alterations done on her dress. Putruss refused her request and told her to leave the store. The woman responded to this by informing them that she was going to get her husband to come in and kill all of them. Not taking any chances, Putress locked the store. A a surveillance camera captured what happened next after someone opens the door and the woman enters accompanied by three men. They confront the owner in front of customers and a shoving match commences. This leads to an all out brawl and $20,000 worth of damage done to the store. Putruss was tackled to the ground, his wife was spit at and slapped in the face while his son was also attacked.…

Lancaster, California – Last Saturday, a man was trying to enjoy a film at the Cinemark 22 but was having problems doing so because a woman behind him was using her cell phone. Reports do not say in what manner the man requested she turn off her phone, but regardless, her boyfriend became quite upset. He and another man attacked the person who requested the woman shut the fuck up, one of them stabbing the requester in the neck with a meat thermometer. He was taken to the hospital and is expected to recover, two other people who tried to intervene were also injured so this sounds like it was quite the spectacle. As crazy as this story is, my only question is why anyone would be carrying a meat thermometer around.  I’m guessing the attacker is a cook or mechanic. Sheriff’s officials would like some help apprehending these people. The attackers were black males, one wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey, the other dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.…

La Grange, KY – Sunday morning, at about 9:00, Ashley Cox arrived at Roederer Correction Complex for visiting day. Ashley went through the check-in process and was allowed into the visiting area by about 10:00. At approximately 10:55, Ashley locked herself into a single-stalled restroom near the visiting room. When Ashely failed to reappear after about 10 minutes, officers grew concerned and knocked on the door. Ashley answered the door and she said she was fine, but the blood all over the bathroom floor said different. Ashley mumbled something about a miscarriage and an ambulance was called. When EMT’s showed up, Ashley said she was experiencing heavy bleeding, but didn’t specify why. Almost five hours later, hospital personnel called the prison to let administrators know Ashley hadn’t miscarried – she’d given birth to a full term baby. …

New Jersey- Six women recently checked into area hospitals after they met with unlicensed providers and paid them for buttocks-enhancement injections. The women believed their rear ends were being injected with silicone, but instead their rumps were plumped with the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs. Investigators began receiving reports of the fraudulent fannie fixers in mid-February and alerted state hospitals and doctors about the potential for more victims. All six women were from the Dominican Republic and the risky rump procedures occurred in hotels around the Newark area. The women suffered deep tissue infections and skin infections including abscesses that resembled a big zit. (Eew! I think I will have my next cup of coffee without cream.) Officials believe the injected mixture included silicone and petroleum jelly as well as hardware grade caulk. ( Ace Hardware must have had one helluva sale.) So far, no arrests have been made.…

Dog Killer Won’t Miss Bocephus!

March 9, 2010 at 4:21 am by  

St. Albans, WV – Tickets to Hank Jr. concert – $300; penalty for killing neighbor’s dog – 4 weekends in jail, 50 hours at the animal shelter, and $1000 to the dog owner; Not missing Bocephus just because of a little old jail sentence – Priceless!! Back in October, Charles Wiant thought it would be cool to shoot his neighbor’s German Shepherd puppy with a crossbow.  Not so cool for the puppy, who stumbled a few yards and fell over dead.  Wiant, 17 at the time, was charged with animal cruelty and was sentenced to 50 hours at an animal shelter and four WHOLE weekends in jail, along with a year’s unsupervised probation!!  Oh, and he has to pay the owner $1,000 for the puppy.  For this “plea agreement”, a more serious felony was avoided since this upstanding young man has plans to join the military and we wouldn’t want to mess that up all because of a stupid little dog! …

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