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JACKSON COUNTY, WV — Police have arrested a man who admitted he tried to quiet a crying baby by slamming her against a swing set and throwing her across the room.

The infant is around 2-months-old and was taken to Charleston Area Medical Center General Hospital on Monday with injuries that cover about 40 percent of her skull.

The injuries were so severe, including nine skull fractures, that she was later flown to Ruby Memorial Hospital in Morgantown. Her condition is currently unknown.

Hospital staff determined the injuries resulted from the baby being hit numerous times in the held or had been hit with an object and not consistent with how she reportedly got them.

After determining the injuries were the result of child abuse or neglect, the hospital staff called police.

When police interviewed the child’s father, 21-year-old Dylan Ray, he told them he became frustrated with his baby crying and tried to quiet her. His technique was successful for all the wrong reasons.

According to the criminal complaint, Ray “grabbed the child by the torso region with both and hands and slammed her into her swing on numerous occasions and then threw her across the room into nearby furniture on numerous occasions.”

Ray was arrested and charged with felony child abuse.…

SAN ANTONIO, TX – A teen was arrested for stabbing his 54-year-old lover after being told he wasn’t sucking dick properly.

According to the police report, 17-year-old Job Israel Davila-Rangel was snacking on some old man penis early Saturday morning.

Davila-Rangel reportedly became pissed when the older man complained the teen was “not doing it right.”

I understand that the last thing someone with a dick in their mouth wants to hear is that they aren’t doing it right. But it’s just constructive criticism. The person can either remove the dick from their mouth or get better at it.

Davila-Rangel chose the former, but then attacked the man’s neck with a knife. Sheesh!

“Something came over him, and he began to stab [the victim] repeatedly,” the police report says. According to police, Davila-Rangel cut the victim across the neck from ear to ear.

The victim was taken to the hospital in stable condition and is expected to survive. He will not face any sex-related charges because Texas considers a 17-year-old an adult.…

HOLT, MI – A physicist at MCU has been charged with sodomizing a basset hound “with his hands and penis.”

In a press release, the Attorney General’s office said Joseph Hattey, 51, was charged with two counts of committing a crime against nature.

Reportedly, Hattey penetrated the animal with his hand and his penis.

The animal is currently in custody of Ingham County Animal Control. Officials say the incident did not happen on campus and the animal involved was not owned by the university.

Hattey worked as a radiation-safety technologist at the school for over four years before working as a physicist for the last two.

Hattey has not pleaded guilty to the charges and his lawyer says his client will explain the incident at his June 21st court hearing.

I absolutely cannot wait to hear his explanation.

MSU is still recovering from a previous sex-scandal involving Dr. Larry Nassar (who seemingly molested the entire Olympic gymnastics team under their watch).

So it’s understandable they issued the following statement to let everyone know how quickly they acted:

Michigan State University was informed by the MSU Police Department on April 17 of a criminal investigation against Joseph Hattey, a health physicist with the Environmental Health and Safety Unit (note this position does not work with students, patients or animals).

BUTLER, PA — A 17-year-old girl died when she fell in the shower and her hair clogged the drain, causing her to drown.

Brianna Rapp was taking a shower before school Friday morning while her mother was sleeping.

When her mother woke up she went to check on Rapp and found her in the bathtub, which was overflowing.

For reasons unknown, Rapp fell in the shower. When her hair clogged the drain it is believed she drowned as a result.

“We’re thinking she blacked out in the bathtub and fell and hit her head,” said Rapp’s father.

He went on to say that Rapp takes medication for a thyroid condition and has passed out a few times before.

The coroner has not yet released the official cause of death.

A GoFundMe page was created to help raise funds for Rapp’s funeral, but her father posted an update after the page reached $8,500 that read:

“We have decided that after funeral costs are paid and bills are paid, whatever money is then remaining we are going to start a college trust fund up for her brother Tyler (12) and sister Maddy (4) in memory of Brianne.”

For the parents who’ve had the shit scared out of them by these stories I post, please realize this is a freak accident.…

SCOTTSDALE, AZ – A man suspected of killing up to six people connected to his 2009 divorce and custody battle has killed himself.

Six people found murdered over the last few days were connected to 56-year-old Dwight Jones’ divorce from his wife in 2009.

The divorce involved the typical messy subjects — fights over money and child-custody issues — and did not work out in Jones’s favor.

On Thursday, police believe Jones killed renowned psychiatrist Dr. Steven Pitt. Some of you true crime buffs may remember Dr. Pitt as the 59-year-old was involved in the JonBenet Ramsey murder and the Jodi Arias trial.

He was also the psychiatrist Jones was ordered to see during his divorce. Jones shot Pitt to death Thursday night outside his Phoenix office.

The next day, Jones shot two paralegals to death. Veleria Sharp, 48, and Laura Anderson, 49 worked at the law firm Burt Feldman Grenier. A partner at that law office, Elizabeth Feldman, represented Jones’ wife and was probably the intended victim.

The following morning, hypnotherapist and life coach Marshall Levine was shot to death by Jones just after midnight Saturday at his Scottsdale office.…

CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OH – An attorney has been charged after he left his girlfriend’s autistic 9-year-old in a hot car parked in a Home Depot parking lot.

A concerned citizen called 911 last week to report there was a young boy sitting in a parked car at Home Depot with the windows rolled up. The heat index outside was 94 degrees.

The man told the dispatcher that he opened the back door for the kid, which set off the car’s alarm.

“I don’t want to be standing here when the parents come out and I got his kid,” the caller told dispatchers.

When the dispatcher asked if the kid needed any medical help the man said yes because the boy was “slobbering at the mouth.”

After police and medical crews arrived to check on the boy, 65-year-old Paul Bayer runs up apologizing.

He explains the boy is his 36-year-old girlfriend’s kid and that he had forgot he was in the car and he’d went into Home Depot.

“He got real quiet, I forgot he was with me, I came here for a quick drum and I forgot I had him,” Bayer tells an officer.…

SEATTLE, WA – A popular Youtuber has been arrested for his part in a bomb threat prank at a university campus.

I don’t normally report on the stupid shit Youtuber’s do because, well, it’s stupid. However, this particular incident is going to be an interesting one to watch.

But before I get into why, here’s some background info. For those of you unaware, there is a popular type of Youtuber out there now that just stream their daily lives 24/7. They are called IRL streamers with one of the more popular personalities being Ice Poseidon.

There are a slew of others trying to gain the same level of fame (and money) that Ice Poseidon has achieved doing this, one of them being Jammal Harraz. He goes by the name Arab Andy (or ISIS Poseidon) on-line.

One of the things he does is leave his text-to-speech on for donations –meaning that anyone watching can send audio to a speaker Harraz has attached to his jacket while making a donation. This isn’t anything new, as a lot of IRL streamers do this because of the awkward situations it creates while in public.…

DALLAS, TX – A woman in Texas has been accused of fatally shooting her husband because he was beating the family cat.

Police were called to a home on Saturday morning where 47-year-old Mary Harrison had just shot her husband, 49-year-old Dexter Harrison.

When questioned by detectives Harrison told them she shot her husband because he was beating on the family cat.

The man was taken to the hospital but he would die from his injuries.

Harrison was arrested on a murder charge and booked into the Lew Sterrett Justice Center. She is being held on $100,000 bail.

According to neighbors, the family moved into the home a few months ago with their two teenage sons. They mostly kept to themselves, but when the family cat went missing Harrison was seen posting missing fliers in the neighborhood.

“A man got shot over a cat? It’s kind of crazy. It’s unbelievable. A man loses his life over a cat. I mean, people love their pets, but it ain’t that serious… to die for a cat,” said neighbor Carl Phillips.…

MIRAMAR, FL – An 8-month-old girl was mauled to death by her grandmother’s pit bull as she sat in a bouncy chair.

Miramar Fire officials responded to a home on Wednesday after receiving a call regarding a child that had been attacked by a dog.

When fire officials arrived they found 8-month-old Liana Villasin had been mauled by her grandmother’s pit bull.

There was nothing the emergency workers could do for the girl and she was pronounced dead at the scene.

The dog responsible for the attack was taken away by animal control, along with two other dogs that were in the home.

According to the girl’s grandmother, the girl was in a bedroom sitting in a bouncy chair when the male pit bull attacked. The dog was 3 to 4-years-old and had been owned by the family since it was a puppy.

The girl’s mother, Brenda Villasin, said she had dropped off her daughter at her mother’s house before she went to work.

“Nobody wakes up in the morning and says ‘you’re going to lose somebody you love,'” she said.…

POINSETT COUNTY, AR – Police have arrested a woman in connection to the death of her one-month-old daughter who was found inside a clothes dryer.

Police were called to a mobile home Tuesday afternoon after the baby’s father found his daughter, Caseleigh, dead inside the dryer.

Both he and the baby’s mother, 25-year-old Tyra Neal, were arrested but charges against the baby’s father were later dropped.

Second-degree murder and abuse of a corpse charges were not dropped against Neal, however, and she is sitting in jail on a $1 million cash-only bond.

Family members say Neal has four remaining children.

No word on how the baby died, but the sheriff’s office said her body has been sent to the State Crime Lab for an autopsy.

No word on a motive, either. But I’m guessing a 25-year-old living in a trailer in the middle of nowhere five kids may have a little something to do with it.

Sheriff Kevin Molder said the immediate response of Arkansas State Police was the reason why they have been able to progress this case so quickly.…

LAS VEGAS, NV – A judge has sentenced a former school bus driver to life behind bars after he was convicted of molesting special needs children on his school bus.

Michael Banco, 58, was a Clark County School District special education bus driver who was responsible for 20 students on his route throughout the Las Vegas Valley.

In 2015 he was arrested after a 3-year-old girl told her family that Banco had been sexually molesting her on the bus.

Surveillance footage from inside the bus was reviewed and revealed Banco molesting and assaulting children in the back of a bus before dropping them off at school. The victims were only 3- and 4-years-old.

Prosecutors called it the most horrific case they’ve ever seen. And they work in Vegas, so you know it must have been bad.

Initially facing 41 counts, Banco pleaded guilty last month to one count each of sexual assault with a minor under 16 and lewdness with a child under 14.

On Wednesday, Judge Elisa Cadish called Banco’s crimes “incomprehensible” while sentencing him to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 35 years.…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The body of a woman missing from a mental health facility was found in a stairwell at the same San Francisco hospital where another missing woman’s body was found five years ago.

On May 20th, 75-year-old Ruby Andersen went missing from a mental health facility. According to her daughter, Anderson suffered from dementia.

On Wednesday, a Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital staff member found the woman’s dead body in one of the hospital’s stairwells. An autopsy is pending.

The stairwell Anderson was found in is usually is locked, according to hospital spokeswoman Rachael Kagan, and only accessible to maintenance workers.

“We are very concerned how this could have happened,” Kagan said.

I bet she is concerned, along with the Sheriff’s Department. See, this is the second time this has happened at the hospital in the last five years.

Back in 2013, we reported on 57-year-old Lynne Spaulding, a patient at the hospital who went missing from her room. She was found dead in one of the hospital’s stairwells two weeks later.…