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Teen Pushed Into Traffic, Killed By Truck

March 17, 2010 at 11:49 am by  

ST. PAUL, Minn. – Minutes after students had left St. Paul’s Central High School, 17-year-old Isaiah Vinson lay in the road after being struck by a flatbed truck. He had been with a group of other students waiting to cross Selby Avenue and Lexington Parkway when police report that someone pushed the teen into the street and into the path of a city parks department truck. Vinson was transported to the hospital but was pronounced dead. St. Paul Police Department is investigating the case trying to determine if the death was a result of horseplay or something more sinister. If you watch the video after the jump, the reports leaning towards some kids just messing around, but witnesses reported Vinson was punched in the head during an argument, sending him into the street. Reading the story on this kid’s death had memories flooding back of being a kid and walking to school and back with friends as we sometimes fake pushed each other off the sidewalk.…

Indianapolis, IN- After 6 pm on Monday, 42-year old Penny Sparks called police and asked them to help her find her car. Sparks said she parked her car by a meter around 2:17 that afternoon to go shopping at a Nordstrom downtown. She somehow lost track of where she parked her car and, after walking several blocks searching for it, she decided to call 911. That phone call made the police very determined to help Sparks locate her vehicle. This was not because the officers felt empathy for her silly-o-me forgetful situation.  The officers were concerned about the 2-year old child Sparks said she left inside her car and how long he had been there. “My name Penny Sparks and I want to get a police officer to help me find where my car is at, and I have to get my child,” said Sparks to a dispatch operator. The operator asked, “Where do you think you parked your car?” and Sparks replied, “I think I parked my car near Vermont and Delaware.

Man Fined For Assaulting Officer With His Willy

March 17, 2010 at 9:32 am by  

Aberdeen, UK – Last November, a woman called police to complain that her boyfriend was shit-faced and she wanted him removed from her home. When officers arrived, they found 28-year-old Marium Varinauskas sitting on the couch in his underwear. A female officer, perhaps trying to calm the drunken fool and convince him to leave without a fight, took a seat near Marium on the couch. (Cue hysterical Jaded snortgiggling in 3…2…) Marium then stood up over the officer, whipped out his junk and thrust it in the officer’s face, trying to thunk her in the head with it. The officer was forced to take evasive action and just barely managed to avoid being cock slapped. Marium and his wee willy were promptly taken out the door and straight to jail. He was was due to go on trial for assault, but changed his plea to guilty on Tuesday. The court accepted his plea and has fined him £600, which, and spork me if I’m wrong, amounts to about $900 and some change.…

ST. PAUL, Minn. – A 33-year-old man was at a diner with friends around 4 am. Sunday at the same time as 30-year-old Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu’s and her friends. At some point the man made a comment regarding one of the women with Mwarabu and ended up losing some of his ear as a result. After making the comment, a drunk Mwarabu confronted him, licked his ear and then bit part of it off. Mwarabu, a 6th grade teacher at Northfield Middle School, was arrested and charged with assault. The man was treated at the hospital and told that some of the missing ear will grow back on its own. Mwarabu’s employer was unaware of the arrest until a reporter called them for a comment. Northfield Superintendent L. Chris Richardson told the St. Paul Pioneer Press school officials will have to learn more about the case before taking action. Check out the larger mugshot after the jump. Her eyes are redder than two freshly fucked assholes.…

Paducah, KY – Larry Long’s wife woke to the sound of her 5-week-old infant crying early Monday morning. Funny thing though, the child wasn’t laying in his bed screaming for breakfast – he was in the oven. Those little suckers turn up in the strangest of places, don’t they? Can’t turn your back on ’em for a second. And how did the child end up in the oven? Seems daddy had been imbibing the night before and for reasons known only to him, he decided the oven was as good a place as any to store the infant. According to Larry, he had smoked a little mary jane before leaving work Sunday night. He told officers that he felt a little off afterward, like maybe the pot had been laced. He also claimed he had been hallucinating. Regardless, when Larry got home, him and the wife shared a fifth of whiskey. She took several shots and headed to bed at about 11:00 or 12:00 p.m., leaving Larry to finish off the bottle.…

Lehigh, FL – I just love family get-togethers. Food, bite wounds, conversation, alcohol, swords, assault, Scrabble. What’s not to love? Tanya Jackson hosted a party for her family on Sunday. After an unknown amount of alcohol was consumed, Tanya passed out on the living room floor. When her daughters attempted to rouse her from her drunken slumber, Tanya got pissy. After a verbal altercation, she grabbed a sword and chased her daughters out of the house. Once outside, Tanya dropped the sword and one of her kiddos promptly picked it up and hid it in the woods. When the kid returned from hiding the weapon, she discovered she had been locked out of the house. Though she was eventually allowed back in, it wasn’t long before her mother started in with another argument. At some point in the second fight, Tanya latched onto her daughter’s hand with her teeth and bit hard enough to remove a chunk of skin. The teen girl was taken to the hospital and mom was taken to jail.…

James Riger Jr. Hangs Out At Kohls

March 16, 2010 at 10:32 am by  

Reno, NV – Another day, another public masturbation story here at the Dreamin’ Demon. Seriously, some men will just whip that thing out anywhere and in front of anyone. In this case, it’s a Kohl’s department store. Security officers reported to police officers that James Riger Jr. was observed watching a 12-year-old girl in the shoe department. With the young girl in his sight, Riger got busy spankin’ his nasty little monkey. It is unknown if the girl actually witnessed the act. Riger soon left the store and the make and model of his car was noted and the information forwarded to police. When he was pulled over a short time later, he admitted to being a wanker. The 27-year-old man was arrested on charges of open and gross lewdness and has since been released on $5,000 bail. Seems this may be a thing for him, he was arrested on similar charges back in ’06.…

Blairs, VA – Melvin Ray Emerson, 69, was cruising his 1985 Cadillac DeVille along Spring Garden Road in Blairs when a 2004 BMW suddenly passed him. This angered the old man and he began to play caddy-whack with the BMW by ramming his car into the rear end of the passerby, striking it three times before the BMW turned into the driveway of a home. Emerson struck the BMW again as it turned into the driveway, which forced the vehicle to rotate and strike the front porch. Emerson then hopped of his Cadillac with a .38 caliber revolver, fired a shot into the air and left the scene. Emerson drove north on Route 640, but did not get far. He lost control of his Cadillac on a curve and struck a tree on the side of the road. It was there he abandoned his vehicle along with the loaded gun and thumbed a ride home from a woman passing by. Emerson was later found by police hiding in a grove of Leland cypress trees behind his home.…

Nery Fer Alvizuris Left A Paper Trail

March 16, 2010 at 9:19 am by  

Roseville, CA – Remember those little notes you used to pass in grade school? “Do you love me?” scrawled in crayon next to a couple check boxes marked ‘yes’ and ‘no.’ (Ever hopeful, I usually added a ‘maybe’ on there, too). Certainly appropriate for crushin’ young kiddos – not so much for the creepy guy riding the bus. Nery Fer Alvizuris, 27, is accused of passing a note to a 15-year-old boy as he exited the bus. In the note, Nery’s phone number and an offer of cash in exchange for sex. The kid handed the note over to his mother and she got the law involved. Posing as the teen, an officer contacted Nery. Once again, Nery offered up some green for some love and a rendezvous was set up. When he showed up at the appointed place at the appointed time, he received a shiny new pair of bracelets and a ride to the hoosegow. Nery was arrested on suspicion of contacting a minor with intent to commit a sex crime.…

WARREN, Mich. – A 3-year-old boy was celebrating his birthday on Saturday at a Warren Caeserland with his parents and approximately 20 family members. But at around 9 pm that evening, employees at the restaurant noticed that the boy was alone with no adults and called police. Police arrived and were not able to find the boy’s parents or any relatives and took him into protective custody. On Monday…36 HOURS LATER…the mother of the boy called the restaurant asking about her son, the father showed up at the store an hour later. Turns out the 33-year-old mother and the 41-year-old father, who do not live together, each thought the boy was with the other – or possibly with a grandmother in Detroit. Now the parents are facing possible child abandonment and child abuse charges.…

ATLANTA – Due back in court today is 45-year-old Arelisha Bridges, who is accused of shooting and killing her husband following an argument earlier this month. Yeah, spouse murderers are a dime a dozen, but some of the circumstances surrounding this case are just too strange, ironic, and/or funny for me to not share: (1) As the title suggests, Bridges had been married to Anthony Rankins (who, at 26, was young enough to be her son) for a whopping five days before she killed him. As the title also suggests, (2) this was the sixth in a chain of marriages that began in 1981 when she was 16, with subsequent failed ball-and-chain joinings occurring in September 1984, August 1988, April 1989, October 1990, and May 2009. (3) The argument and subsequent shooting occurred on a public street, in full view of others, with Bridges dressed in a nightgown and shower cap. (4) After the shooting, witnesses reported Bridges walking calmly away, gun in her hand, to her car, even as others around her ran past in “frightened uproar.” (5) Bridges is a registered lobbyist for the National Declaration for Domestic Violence Order, a group fighting domestic violence.…

Columbus, Ohio – I so tried to get this story up on Friday, but shit just didn’t work out that way. But man, oh man, just when you think you have heard it all on this site you come across a story about an elderly man punching random kids at a Wal-mart.

Sixty-eight-year-old Ralph Conone was arrested at a Columbus Walmart Wednesday after a mother busted him popping her kid in the back of the head when she wasn’t looking. After her crying son told her what Conone had done, she followed him outside and brought him back into the store.

Police were called, surveillance footage reviewed, and sure enough, Conone could be seen punching multiple kids in the back of the head when their guardians were not looking. To make matters worse, he would punch them with keys protruding between his fingers.

Conone finally admitted to his actions and told investigators he had been doing this since January. The reason? It got him excited. “He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there,” said Sgt.…

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