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Jose Erebia Wasted $20

March 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm by  

Immokalee, FL – I hate spending my hard-earned cash on something and winding up feeling like I didn’t get my money’s worth, especially with the current state of the economy and fears about what the future holds. I imagine about everyone shares my feelings on this, but you know, it has to be that much worse in those instances when your outlay of funds is directed toward illicit goods and services. For example, if your regular dealer is unavailable and the herb you procure from an alternate vendor is substandard, you’re pretty much shit out of luck. Thursday night, Jose Erebia probably was wanting the number to whatever might pass for the Better Unlawful Business Bureau. This is when he entered an Immokalee home through an unlocked door and made his way to the bedroom, where the homeowner’s niece, who was housesitting, lay asleep. He wakened her and then proceeded to throw a $20 bill at her and demand sex. It’s bad enough that she said, “No way, Jose!” and insisted he leave, but she also snatched up the twenty and wouldn’t give it back.…

Punta Gorda, FL – Police were called to the home of Manuel Sanchez-Martinez and his wife early Tuesday morning on a report of a possible sexual assault. When they arrived on scene, officers could hear screaming and yelling coming from inside the residence. They were met at the front door by Martinez’s wife, and behind her, they could see a butt nekkid Manuel standing in the living room. The wife told officers that her husband arrived home from work late Monday evening, entered their bedroom, removed his clothing and left the room, shutting the door behind him. Curious, the woman got out of bed to see where her hubby went. She reportedly found him in the bedroom of a sleeping 8-year-old girl – he was in the process of sexually assaulting the child. Had I been in the woman’s shoes, the police wouldn’t have been called until Manuel had already choked to death on his own dick. Manuel, 26, is being held without bond on a charge of sexual battery.…

Crest Hill, IL- Allow me the pleasure of introducing Will County Deputy Coroner, 34-year old Eryn Gray. On March 3, around 1 o’clock in the morning Ms. Gray got a little tanked up and plowed her minivan through the front yard of a residence before hitting a stop sign. Officers responded and noted that Gray’s minivan had jumped a curb. Tire marks stretched across the pavement and into the front yard of the residence. The minivan was missing its front right tire and driver’s side mirror and the vehicle also had fresh scratch marks running along the driver’s side. They found Ms. Gray inside the residence crying. Her speech was slurred and her aroma smelled of alcohol. When the officers asked Ms. Gray what had happened, they had no idea what a little bitch the pie-eyed princess would be. At first, Ms. Gray refused to answer questions about what happened, but finally admitted she had one 64 oz. Miller beer at a sports bar in Joliet. Ms. Gray asked the officers,  “Don’t you know who I am?

Michael Kamau Wanted To Snuggle

March 19, 2010 at 10:02 am by  

Pittsburgh, PA – Frank Fontana was laying snug in his bed early Wednesday morning when he felt someone crawl in next to him. Thinking it was his girlfriend, he called out her name. Imagine his surprise when a deep male voice answered, “No, it’s not.” If that doesn’t wake your ass from a sound sleep, I don’t know what would. Frank said he jumped out of bed so hard he broke the damn floor and left the room in search of a weapon. He returned with a baseball bat and demanded to know who the strange man was. “Who are you?” he asked. “What are you doing here?” The whole time, the stranger laid there begging Frank not to take a swing. If I were Frank, I’da swung first and questioned later, but I’m not real big on patience. When the police arrived, the stranger, identified as 33-year-old Michael Kamau, told them he was cold and was just looking for a place to warm up. Police said that though he smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes, he wasn’t intoxicated to the point that he was unaware of what was going on.…

Man Accused Of Raping Infant And Family Pet

March 19, 2010 at 8:36 am by  

Elk Lick, PA – We have an ungodly number of animal fuckers here at the Dreamin’ Demon. And, unfortunately, we have also tallied up a considerable number of baby rapers. However, I can’t recall a single story where the two were combined. Until now. Authorities are accusing 38-year-old Rodney Lee Thomas of raping the family pet and an infant. Somerset County Children and Youth Services alerted law enforcement on Tuesday, accusing Thomas of sexually assaulting a 9-month-old baby girl. During the investigation, it was revealed the child had been raped at least three times between February 7 and March 16. If that isn’t bad enough, it is also alleged that he fucked his pet dog, Rocky – an act that ultimately led to the dog’s death. For his many vile offenses, Thomas is facing charges of rape, sexual assault, aggravated indecent assault, endangering the welfare of children, simple assault, making terroristic threats and three counts of sexual intercourse with an animal. Bond has been set at $100,000. Thomas reportedly told authorities he has been involved in this type of activity since he was a teenager.…

DEERFIELD BEACH, Florida – Deerfield Beach Middle School is becoming a hot bed of activity lately. First we get the story some of their students setting another student on fire and now we have a 15-year-old Deerfield student having her head turned into mashed potatoes by some limp-dick asshole. Josie Lou Ratley, 15, was taken to the hospital with critical injuries after being attacked by Wayne Treacy, 15, who reportedly was enraged over some comments he heard Ratley had made about him. Witnesses say Treacy ran up and attacked Ratley at the school who then fell to the ground and struck her head on the sidewalk. Treacy then began using his steel-toe boots to repeatedly kick and stomp on the unconscious girl’s head. Onlookers tried to stop him but a teacher had to physically intervene and pull him off Ratley. Treacy was arrested and is currently being held in Broward’s Juvenile Assesment Center. Investigators plan on charging the boy with attempted murder. Does this school have a Serial Killer 101 class or something?…

Jersey City, NJ- For more than two weeks, Jersey Police have been staking out an area off Journal Square in Jersey City. This was due to reports from several young Hispanic women that a man had followed them on the street and urinated on the backs of their legs. Officer Mike Meyers set up surveillance yesterday at 7:25 a.m. at Tuers Avenue and Vroom Street and at 8:52 a.m. his patience of waiting for the little pissant paid off. Meyers spied a 16-year old girl walking east on Vroom with a suspicious man following her. The man wore gray sweatpants with “a large wet spot around his crotch area.” Eww! When the girl turned south on Tuers, Meyers hopped out of his car and began following on the other side of the street. Meyers watched as the man ran up to the girl,  pulled down the front of his pants and then urinated on her.…

FEDERAL WAY, Wash. – No names have been released yet, but reports are that a 42-year-old man shot his 38-year-old wife several times in the Calvary Lutheran Church. The couple were at the church for marriage counseling, but it has not been revealed if the shooting took place before, during or after the counseling. After shooting his wife, the man calmly called 911 and waited at the scene for police to arrive. Once in custody, he willingly told police everything about the shooting. The woman was transported to Harborview Medical Center where she later died. More info will be available soon, as it seems as if this was done in front of other people. “We’re unsure how many witnesses we have,” police spokesperson Ray Bunk said. “Right now, (we don’t know) how many were in the room or even in the area. We’re identifying and interviewing all those witnesses.” I can only imagine that from a professional standpoint, this has to be one of worst things that could happen to a marriage counselor. …

Missing Woman Found Rotting Under Motel Bed

March 18, 2010 at 9:16 am by  

Memphis – This is some crazy shit right out of a bad movie. A mother of five went missing back in January and it turns out that for the last few months, her dead body had been hidden in the metal box frame of a bed in the motel room she had been living. Sony Millbrook had been reported missing back on January 27th after she failed to pick her kids up from school. Police began an initial investigation, but in the meantime Millbrook’s belongings were boxed up and the room at the Budget Inn rented back out at least five times since then. It wasn’t until this past Monday that police were called after employees began investigating a foul odor and discovered Millbrook’s corpse hidden in the bed. Police say it is apparent that she was the victim of a homicide, but have not released the cause of death.  Her boyfriend, LaKeith Moody, was questioned early on and has been in jail ever since on a federal gun charge. He is a person of interest in Millbrook’s death.…

Burglar Takes A Shite In Man’s Car

March 18, 2010 at 8:47 am by  

Las Cruces, NM- Well, here is a strange story to tickle your gag reflex. Shortly before 12:30 a.m.on March 11, a man was getting ready to leave for work when he unlocked his car door and realized his passenger side window was broken. Inside the vehicle, a strange man was sitting in the back seat with his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles. The man asked the stranger what he was doing in his car and the stranger acted surprised and said he thought the vehicle belonged to someone else. The stranger immediately pulled up his drawers, hopped out of the car, and took off running. This was when the owner of the car realized how shitty his morning really was. Resting on the rear floorboard of the vehicle was a pile of freshly squeezed turds. I tell ya. If that’s not the shittiest way to ruin the ‘new car’ smell, I don’t what is. Police later caught up with the crappy crook when they found him walking near a ditch behind a business. …

Racine, WI- Of all the ass-hats featured here, the worst ones for me are the baby-beaters. You just know every time you see a story like this, more than likely, the ending is not going to be good. And, sadly, this is one of those stories. Manual Garcia, 40, is a fucking asshole. Period. This is because Garcia has such a bad temper that he beat the hell out of his girlfriend’s 2-year old son, Jovani Martinez, over spilled milk. Fucking. Spilled. Milk! Apparently, little Jovani was playing with his bottle and spilled milk on his infant sister. Garcia, who was watching the kids last Thursday afternoon, got pissed and threw the boy onto a bed repeatedly and punched him as many as 6 times. He later returned Jovani to his mother, Lawanda Martinez, 24, and from there Lawanda and Jovani went to the home of Lawanda’s mother, Wanda Williams. Williams described her grandson as lethargic. “He was dizzy. He wasn’t responding to nothing. I kept telling her (Lawanda) to take him to the hospital,” said Williams.…

Alfred Duckless’ Futer Is Dim

March 17, 2010 at 11:56 am by  

Beebe Plain, VT – From Alfred Duckless’ Myspace profile: “I am 25 i have a four year old son witch i am raising by my self but we will make it.” Yeah, barely. According to authorities, Duckless rushed his toddler son to the emergency room back in December because the child was unresponsive. At the hospital, it was determined that the boy was near death, suffering from severe hypothermia – his body temperature was just 80.6 degrees. When questioned, Dickless told doctors and police that the child had played outside in the cold for an extended period of time. The child recovered and was later placed in a foster home. Not satisfied with the initial explanation of the boy’s injuries, investigators recently questioned Dickless again. This time, his story was way different. Turns out the kid pissed in his pants and as punishment, he was submerged in cold water up to his neck and forced to remain there for at least 3 hours. When he struggled to get out, Dickless pushed him back in, bruising the child’s head in the process.…

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