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In The Mean Time...

Jefferson City, MO- Last Friday, Anthony R. Basnett, 27, and his 21-year old girlfriend, Whitney Lynn Jones were both accused of molesting a six-year-old girl. An investigation began after a call was placed to a child abuse hot-line by the victim’s mother who also contacted police. Basnett admitted to investigators that he had performed sexual acts on the girl several times since early February. The sick fuck also provided a handwritten letter addressed to the victim, confessing to the molestation and apologizing for it. When interviewed by investigators, Jones said she knew that Basnett had molested the girl but that she did not report the crime for several months. The fucking cunt-nugget even admitted to watching Basnett engage in a sex act with the victim on at least one occasion. Both were charged with one count of first-degree child molestation and one count of first-degree statutory sodomy. Basnett’s bond was set at $50,000, cash only and Jones’ bond was $20,000 with full cash or a surety accepted. You can view Basnett’s FaceBook page here.

Tomas Manzano, Chaperone From Hell

June 4, 2010 at 9:59 am by  

Stamford, Conn – Tomas Manzano, 35, is probably going to go down in history as one of the most embarassing parents we have ever featured here on D’D. On Wednesday he was one of 39 chaperone’s accompanying his son’s fifth-grade class from Stillmeadow Elementary School on a field trip to Manhattan. Before the end of the day, Manzano will have fought with a teacher and the cops, as well as molested a handful of his son’s female classmates. Reports are that Manzano seemed fine when the class visited the Bronx Zoo, but that he started to show signs of being intoxicated shortly after. It turns out that the water bottle he had been sipping from did not contain water, but rather Vodka. A teacher ended up confronting Manzano when they witnessed Manzano caressing a girl’s face on the bus. It’s at that point two other girls told the teacher that Manzano had touched their “private parts”. When the bus arrived at the restaurant Mars 2112 on Broadway, the cops were called.…

Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…

A truly horrific story of an African-American man whose dead body was dragged with a rope for more than 10 miles behind a truck. According to police, the victim, 30-year old Anthony Hill, died from a single gunshot wound to the head and was apparently dead before his body was dragged and mangled. Deputies followed a 10-mile trail of blood and gore left on several roads leading to the rural home of Gregory Collins of Newberry County. For three hours, Collins refused to come out of his home. A SLED SWAT team finally fired tear gas into the home, forcing Collins to surrender. He was arrested and charged with murder. This story reminded me of a documentary I watched quite a few years back of another African-American man who was walking home one night when some assholes decided to end his life. But unlike Hill, that victim was dragged to his death. For the life of me, I cannot remember the name of the guy this morning, but I do remember the investigators describing and showing the images of the trail left behind on the paved road.…

Augusta, GA – Nothing strengthens that daddy-daughter bond like a few brewskies, no? I remember the first time I got shit-faced with my dear old dad. I had just turned 21. Dad taught me how to play beer pong and I taught him how to roll a quarter off his nose, bounce it off the table and straight into a shot glass. Good times…goood times. Jeffrey Hickson likes to throw a couple back with his kiddo, too. Difference is, she’s only 9. The child was spending time with her drunken daddy Wednesday evening when she placed a tearful call to her mother, and begged to come home. According to police, Hickson, thoroughly intoxicated himself, forced his child to drink beer and threatened to kill her if she didn’t. When he realized the child had called her mother, he drove the child out to the woods and took her out of the car. “No idea what he was planning on doing in the woods. It’s very scary. Don’t really know what was going through his head,” said Richmond County Sheriff’s Captain Scott Peebles.…

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. – Two custodians at Atkins High School probably didn’t think an English teacher working late was that big of a deal until she started locking her classroom door and asked them to knock before entering. They reported this odd request to the principal who decided to have a surveillance camera installed in the classroom to see what was going on in there. But before they had a chance to do so, a school resource officer and the school vice principal walked into the classroom to find 32-year-old Amy Yarbrough and her 16-year-old student mostly nude. Turns out the two had been having unprotected sex once a week for about three weeks. She was charged with seven counts of felonious sexual activity with a student and three felonious counts of taking indecent liberties with a student. On Thursday she plead guilty and was sentenced to two years in prison, one year of probation and must register as a sex offender for 30 years. She is also barred from teaching in North Carolina.…

Burglar Caught Due To His Face Tattoos

June 4, 2010 at 8:29 am by  

Pueblo, CO- I love it when criminals get caught by their own stupidity. It makes the work of the police so much easier and way more entertaining. Last April, men wearing masks invaded the home of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County. But one of the burglars had tattoos that were visible through his mask. A witness at the scene of the crime  told the police that one of the men had the words “East Side” tattooed on his upper lip. Anthony Brandon Gonzales, 20, has “East Side” tattooed on his upper lip and a “13” tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee.  Gonzalez was already in jail on a separate drug offense. Now he will spend a little more time behind bars because he has been charged with burglary. I’ve provided a better pic below of Gonzales with his tats that look more like sharpie-art than tattoos. What an idiot.…

Drunken Co-Sleeping = Bad, Bad Idea

June 4, 2010 at 7:24 am by  

Sarasota, FL – On May 16, a 13-week-old baby boy was seen in the emergency room. The child’s mother told hospital personnel the child was suffering from a high fever. The woman was told the child had an upper respiratory infection and a few doses of Tylenol should get him to feeling better in no time. The next day, that same woman brought that same child back into the ER – this time, the infant was suffering from labored breathing and seizures. After another examination, hospital staff determined it wasn’t an infection that was ailing the child, it was oxygen deprivation. It appeared as if the child had been smothered or strangled. In fact, the infant now has permanent brain, liver and kidney damage. When the child’s mother was questioned, she came up with several different stories: she didn’t know; her 2-year-old son fell on the baby with a pillow; she found the baby laying face down in his crib. When it became apparent that she was full of shit, investigators pressed a little harder – she finally spit out the truth – baby daddy got drunk and fell asleep on baby.…

Dirty Diaper Bandit Sentenced

June 4, 2010 at 5:48 am by  

Amherst, WI – Dillon Makuski has put an icky new spin on the whole diaper lovin’ thing. He doesn’t just like to wear diapers, he apparently likes to collect them, too. Used diapers. Umm…used children’s diapers. And to feed his need for the malodorous little packages, Makuski allegedly resorted to breaking and entering.

You just can’t make this shit up, people. His grody little secret was aired last September, after a homeowner caught him sneaking around his house. The homeowner ordered the diaper bandit out of the house, followed him out to the yard and detained him until the cops showed up.

When a deputy asked him what the hell he was up to, Makuski said “I went too far,” before admitting that he enjoyed wearing diapers and thought he might be able to find some in that particular house. See, he was just walking down the road when he happened to notice a child-sized basketball hoop and some children’s toys strewn about the yard and he figured there just might be some dirty diapers in the garbage bins.…

Daily Bites

June 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm by  
  • Another day, another bunch of idiots. Should have figured that yesterday was just the calm before the storm. There was so much terrible shit going on in the news today that we just didn’t have time to get to it all. Here is a small sampling:
  • PEARLAND, Texas – A woman was attacked by two pit bulls outside of her home and she and her husband are claiming that the only reason that she is alive today is because of their cat, Lima. It wasn’t until Lima jumped into the fight that the dogs were distracted long enough for the woman to be dragged into the house.
  • DICKINSON, Texas – Some kids suffered minor chemical burns after one of their dumbass classmates mixed something (more than likely toilet bowl cleaner) with aluminum foil underneath the gym bleachers. The 13-year-old was arrested and charged with arson. You almost made it to the end of the year, kid.
  • RIVERVIEW, Fla – Michael Major was arrested after some fellow motorists witnessed him tossing three live kittens out of his car window, running over one of them.

Collinsville, IL– In case you are wondering, the writing on the shirt of the inebriated idiot to the left reads “Cleverly Disguised as a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.” I beg to differ.  Just by looking at the man’s mugshot and reading the news on him, I seriously doubt he even knows how to spell the word adult. Or clever. Last Saturday, 44-year old Timothy A. Neal and his twin 18-year old sons, Daniel and Timothy W. Neal, were celebrating the holiday at bonfire near Collinsville. Another man at the bonfire began talking about religion and demons which resulted in an argument erupting between him and the Neal trio. Suddenly, Neal and his two sons began pummeling the man which resulted in him being taken to a local hospital for treatment to injuries to his face. Neal and his sons were arrested and the three were charged with a felony charge of mob action. Beings the twins were intoxicated, they were also charged with unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. The men were taken into custody and transported to the Madison County Jail.…

Indianapolis – When Asagai Allen-Barton’s 10-year-old stepson would not do his chores, he tried to  punish him by making the boy run circles in the cul-de-sac outside. But the boy only ran for a little bit before he took off towards a bus stop up the street. Allen-Barton, 41, chased the boy down and took him into the backyard while he went inside and retrieved his paint ball gun and mask. After putting the mask on the boy, he told him to start running again, but the boy refused, so Allen-Barton shot him multiple times. The boy was shot nine times in the arm, leg, stomach, and back.  A neighbor confirmed the events to responding officers, and Allen-Barton was taken to jail, charged with felony battery. The boy was left in the custody of his mother who arrived shortly after police got there. Don’t get me wrong, this guy really has no business handling a stepson, but had this been my dad I would have PRAYED for a paint ball gun.…

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