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Boise, ID– Idaho police believe they may have finally solved a year-long condiment crime spree. Since May 2009, Ada County library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup. In a stakeout this last Sunday, police were able to ketchup with the condiment caper and to their surprise it was a 74-year old woman named Joy L. Cassidy. Officers nabbed Cassidy just moments after she pulled through the outside drive-through of the library and dumped a jar of mayonnaise into the library’s book drop box. Cassidy was charged with malicious injury to property and carrying a concealed weapon, after police found a loaded handgun under the front seat of her car. Cassidy did not have a concealed weapons permit. Cassidy was also issued a citation for driving on an expired driver’s license. Police say Cassidy is a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes that have left library books soiled and sticky over the past year and caused thousands of dollars worth of damage.…

Daily Bites

June 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Sorry for the slow day around here today. We all got busy and I am having horrid connection issues. To top that off, ol’ Butthole Finger down there ruined my lunch. But that doesn’t mean all was quiet out there, and here are some of the stories being talked about amongst our forum members in Reality Bites.
  • Relatively new member, Kufismacka, has been busy today with a few stories – starting with several people being found dead in a Winchester, Massachusetts home. Few details at this time, but police alerted officers throughout the state to be on the lookout for a suspect.
  • whisperswing posted on a guy I wa gonna try and put on the front page today. He has been accused of putting a 4-year-old boy into a dryer and forcing him to eat a cat shit sandwich. Joseph Edward Jones, 22, of Mannington was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of child abuse causing injury.
  • Dakota Valkyrie has a story about Laquisha D. Mosby, the 28-year-old mother charged with assault 1st, criminal abuse 1st, wanton endangerment 1st and tampering with physical evidence.

PLYMOUTH, Minn. – This post is gonna make some of you a bit nauseous. During a 2009 child porn investigation, police stumbled upon 26-year-old Shawn Godfrey who was sharing child porn over the internet. After acquiring a search warrant, police entered the home of Godfrey’s parents where he lived and confiscated a computer in the basement, a computer Godfrey admitted was loaded with child porn. But that’s not all. In Godfrey’s bedroom they found more videos and images of child porn in the closet as well as numerous job applications for daycares and nanny positions and a troop leader tag with a picture of a boy scout troop. Police also retrieved a folder labelled “HTC kids” that continued cell phone images of children using the bathroom at the Hennepin Technical College – where he once volunteered at the daycare. On Tuesday he was charged with possession and distribution of child pornography but there is also an ongoing sexual abuse investigation that may lead to even more charges. There’s a video after the jump and a link to the very graphic criminal complaint.…

Ryan Costello Broke His Son. A Lot.

June 16, 2010 at 8:32 am by  

Fort Myers, FL – According to authorities, Ryan Costello and Whitney Simonson dropped their two young children off with relatives Saturday night and headed out to a club. Later that evening, Ryan returned to the relative’s home, alone, and picked up the children. Ryan’s mother later told investigators that when he picked up the boys, he appeared “visibly shaken and emotional.” At about 2:00 a.m., Whitney returned home from the club with a male friend named Vadam Manafov. And at that point, the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan. So far, we are only hearing one side of the story, and it’s coming from Whitney. According to her, a fight broke out shortly after she and Vadam made their entrance. Vadam was briefly involved in the fight, but soon left – leaving Whitney and Ryan behind. Whitney said Ryan then beat her until she faked unconsciousness. Dude must not pack much of a punch, ’cause I’m not seeing any bruising on her face. Anyway, because she played possum so well, Ryan left her alone and made his way upstairs.…

Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…

SURPRISE, Ariz. – Police received a phone call from an 11-year-old boy who informed them that his mother was packing to go to California to be a stripper, and that she was not taking him or his 6-year-old brother with her. When police arrived the boy’s mother, 29-year-old Christina Muniz, came outside and informed them that she was “sick of her children” and wanted the police to take them so she can “have fun and play.” By “fun and play” she means following her dream of becoming a stripper. The boy told officers that he took care of himself and his little brother and that Muniz used all of the money she made buying alcohol instead of food. Muniz reportedly cursed at her children in front of the officers and CPS employees, telling the boys she no longer wanted them. Now if none of that makes you angry, get this. As CPS was removing the brothers, the older boy tried to hug his mother. She responded by punching him in the stomach.…

HAYWARD, Calif. – Here is an odd one that may or may not be a crime at all. Police are only classifying the death of a postal worker as suspicious. A co-worker noticed the woman, who has not been identified, had not been seen for over an hour and her car was still in the parking lot. After searching for her around the post office, 911 was called at around 4:45 a.m. Police searched the woman’s home but did not find her there or any clues to her whereabouts. During their investigation, authorities realized that a dumpster at the location had been picked up before the woman had been reported missing. Officers made a trip to the Waste Management transfer center in San Leandro and began digging around the location the Dumpster would have been emptied. It was there the body of the woman was found within the garbage. Police are staying tight-lipped about the condition of the body declining to comment on any visible injuries. They did say that they were looking at surveillance footage and the coroner’s office would be conducting an autopsy this morning.…

Jefferson County, AL- Officers were called last Thursday night by the club owner of a topless bar named Wesley’s Boobie Trap. The owner had been told by a customer that the child had been left in a car outside the club. The owner went out to investigate and found a 2-year old boy screaming and crying in the car seat inside a 2004 Pontiac Vibe. The owner of the vehicle, 27-year old Justin Jamie Capps, came out of the bar and confronted the club owner, demanding to know why he was near his car. The owner informed Capps he had called the police. When deputies arrived, they found that Capps had already removed his son from the vehicle and was walking in the middle of the road away from the business. Justin Jamie Capps was charged with disorderly conduct for becoming combative while the deputies questioned him. He was also charged with resisting arrest and is being held with bond set at $4,000. Authorities are considering child endangerment charges. The child was released to the custody of his mother.…

LAKELAND, Fla. – Police have charged a man with animal cruelty after they say he chucked a cat off a 2nd-story balcony. Timothy Joseph Baggett, 26, stated that the cat used to live with him and his fiance but after it had a litter of kittens it had become aggressive. As a result, the kittens were found homes and the cat was made to live outside. But on Saturday, the cat ran inside the apartment and Baggett lost it. “I’m not a bad guy. I made a mistake and this is something out of the ordinary for me,” Baggett told The Ledger. “I grew up around pets … I’ve always been a pet-friendly person. It’s just a really bad day.” Can’t say I blame the guy much as I’m sure the cat ran in to attack them and was just about to start flying around the room shooting lasers from its eyes. After being tossed over the balcony, the cat demonstrated its demonic powers after cracking the windshield of a parked car by running off (probably laughing) with no injuries aside from a bloody nose.…

Las Vegas- The newest addition to the child abusing/murdering clan of cunt-nuggets is 27-year old Kedria Watson. The recent death of her 3-year old stepson, Darryl, had investigators questioning the only adult home at the time, Kedria Watson. And with good reason. Court records show Watson pleaded guilty to child abuse and neglect back in October 2008 and was sentenced to five years of probation. According to the investigators, Watson told detectives she was watching Darryl and her stepdaughter around 2 p.m. on June 4, while their father was busy doing community service. Watson said she was trying to hurry Darryl along so they could go to the grocery store when the boy fell off a bed onto the carpeted floor and injured his head. Watson said the boy got up and fell again before he began to shake and convulse. Watson said she realized Darryl was having a seizure and placed cold towels on his face before laying him down on his bed. She said she checked his temperature and then took a one-hour nap.…

MASTIC BEACH, N.Y. – Lord knows we have featured hundreds of morons on this site and there are times in which I think people just cannot get any dumber. Then I come across gems like 21-year-old Stephanie Benatatos and her 24-year-old boyfriend, Zifiris “John” Valsamis. This couple needed a plan to get some fast cash so the two dopes put their heads together, squeezed their eyes shut real tight, huffed, grunted and pushed with all their might. To their surprise a little, stinky nugget popped out. This great idea consisted of Benatatos calling her mother and telling her that she and Valsamis had been kidnapped by men in an SUV. Shortly after, Zifiris called Benatato’s mother and told her that the kidnappers had released him so he could collect the $400 he owed them for drugs. If he did not pay them, they would hurt her daughter. After that call, Benatatos dialed 911 to bolster their beautiful plan but Seventh Squad detectives smelled the tiny turd. After questioning the couple, the entire kidnapping was deemed a hoax.…

Elyria, OH- This last weekend, Brian Andrews became upset angry homicidal that some of his cousin’s lawn chairs were being borrowed by her neighbor’s party guests without permission. Andrews and his cousin showed up at the 4-year old’s birthday party uninvited and confronted the homeowners. An argument erupted and Andrews announced to the party-goers that he was “there to take lives.” Andrews then pulled a small axe from his pants, screamed, “Fuck You, N*gg*rs” and began swinging the hatchet at the people. Everyone instantly scattered for safety and the police were called. When officers arrived at the home, Andrews was still wielding his axe and acting like a homicidal maniac. Andrews continued cursing, refused to listen to the officers and allegedly told them to “Shoot me. Shoot me in between my eyes.” The psychotic party-pooper got his wish… well, sort of. The officers pepper-sprayed Andrews, then forced his crazy ass to the ground and dragged him to a squad car. At the police station, Andrews changed his tune and apologized to the officers.…

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