Former Pastor Accused Of Taking Photo Up Woman's Dress At ChurchMan Arrested After Using Toddler As Baseball Bat To Beat GirlfriendMichigan Woman Accused Of Beating her 5-Month-Old Son To DeathMan, 30, Arrested For Attacking 16-Year-Old For Wearing MAGA HatWoman Dies After Falling Onto Broken Wine Glass While Celebrating Brazil World CupMom Fatally Shoots Son Who Tried Putting Her In Nursing HomeTeen Left Sterile After Female Gang Pump Hot Water Into Her UterusTwo Brothers Charged In Rape, Murder Of 16-Year-Old BoyWedding DJ Arrested For The 1992 Rape And Murder Of Elementary School TeacherCouple Arrested After Their Adult Daughter Found Inside Wooden Cage In Basement

In The Mean Time...

Oklahoma City, OK – Police responded to the Petro truck stop Saturday morning after witnesses reported seeing a “black male in a maroon SUV trying to pimp out two very young girls.” One truck driver told police that while he was parked in the lot, a 16-year-old girl knocked on his door and asked him if “he wanted some company.” Officers stopped the SUV in the parking lot and found Michael Blackmon, 42, and Wendolyn Ward, 36, inside the vehicle with six children, ages 9 to 17. According to authorities, Ward is mother to four of the children and aunt to two. Blackmon’s relationship to Ward and the kids hasn’t been confirmed. Both Ward and Blackmon were placed under arrest on suspicion of promoting juvenile prostitution and both being held on $2,000 bail. All six kids were turned over to DHS. Police state that it is unclear whether any of the children, aside from the 16-year-old, were being used as prostitutes. Huh. When my kidlets and I are looking for a little weekend entertainment, we usually head to the amusement park – the truck stop is soooo yesterday… …

Whisperswing brings us the story of Linda Flores –  a 41-year-old Reno woman accused of trying to snatch a 7-month-old baby right off her mother’s chest. Flores reportedly approached the woman, who was carrying the infant in a chest carrier, grabbed the baby’s arm and declared the baby belonged to her. The two women began to struggle as Flores attempted to remove the child from the carrier – both the mother and her child were roughed up a bit in the process. Flores fled when a security guard approached, but was soon apprehended and arrested. Source: RJG.com

Niles, MI – Mark Baldwin and his wife Michelle have managed to slither themselves in quite a predicament. Last month, a concerned citizen alerted law enforcement after seeing a disturbing picture of Baldwin and a young disabled female posted on his Yahoo! profile. Disturbing because both were naked. Even more disturbing is the fact that the child has cerebral palsy. That tip led to an investigation into Baldwin’s skeevy online activities. It appears as though he’s been raping his disabled daughter, capturing the nastiness on camera and posting it on the internet so other sick-minded fucks could revel in the perversion. And if that doesn’t make your stomach churn, chew on this for a second…the child had repeatedly informed a counselor with Child Protective Services that she was being sexually assaulted by her father. Way to fail, CPS! …

The Daily Bite

May 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm by  
  • Another day, another day I made a shitload of money. Keeping it short and sweet as I got to go finish planning my assault on Fort Mercer.
  • WICHITA, KS – A Wichita man has been arrested for allegedly attacking a man’s miniature dachshund with an ax. Police found the man in the area and arrested him for animal cruelty. No word on why he attacked the dog — which was still alive at the time I typed this out.
  • HILLSBOROUGH, NC – Demario Atwater agreed to plead guilty to first-degree murder, first-degree kidnapping, and armed robbery – effectively removing the death penalty from the table and making sure that tax payers take care of him for the rest of his life. He and another man killed UNC Student Body President Eve Carson. She was taken from her home, driven around to various ATM’s before Atwater used a sawed-off 12-gauge shotgun to kill her. Fire that prosecutor.
  • NEW CITY, NY – A good Samaritan tried to break up a fight between two dog owners at Kennedy-Dells Park and was bitten by one of the men involved.

SACRAMENTO, CA – On Monday, Christopher Tomsett, 43, a 7th grade English teacher at Douglass Middle School, plead not guilty to child pornography charges. Tomsett blipped the radar after his online account was flagged by Canadian authorities. An undercover operation began and soon a special agent in the FBI was downloading child pornography from Tomsett’s computer over a peer-to-peer program. He was taken into custody on May 13. His attorney had asked that his client be released while waiting for his trial, but that was dismissed after some ads Tomsett put out were discovered. In the Craigslist ads with titles such as “Daddy wants a boy”, Tomsett stated he was looking for a smooth, smaller “young boy to play with”. Now his attorney is asking that his client be moved to Nevada County Jail for his safety. Read on for a few ad examples. …

Soda Poop

May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am by  

Philadelphia – I wish the news article I got this from had not already used the term “soda poop” but they did and dammit I just cannot think of a title more fitting for this article. A 17-year-old student at Haddon Township High School has been charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product after he took a shit in a cup of soda a fellow student then drank from. The incident happened inside a classroom back in March. “Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter,” said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. The accused is a standout wrestler at the school, whose name has not been released because of his age. His mother told reporters that the entire thing has been blown out of proportion. All her son did was shit in a cup and let someone drink out of it. What’s the big deal? This wouldn’t be the first time a high school wrestler has gotten into trouble for pulling a mean-spirited prank.…

Klamath, CA – I don’t know how the hell I managed to miss this one…must have been sleeping off a three day Jäger binge or something. Anyway, back on March 21st, Jarrod Wyatt, a 26-year-old mixed martial arts cage fighter, allegedly killed his friend, 21-year-old Taylor Powell, in a most savage, brutal and gory manner.

According to the probable cause statement, authorities responded to Powell’s home after a man named Justin Davis called to report he had seen a naked and bloody Wyatt standing over Powell’s obviously dead body. Davis told police that he had been at Powell’s residence earlier that day and noticed Wyatt was acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea.”

He said he left the residence but returned later to pick up his dog – that’s when he walked in on the gruesome scene. When a deputy arrived at the home, he saw Wyatt on the couch next to his friend’s ravaged corpse. Powell’s body was covered in blood and most of his face was removed.…

ISSAQUAH, Wash. – Some details missing in this particular story, mostly from one of the sides who is currently in a coma after getting his head bashed in. But here’s the story so far according to Kiro TV. At around 2 a.m. a woman was walking home from a bar to a nearby home she was visiting. She was followed by a 31-year-old man. The man entered the home and sexually assaulted the woman. After the alleged rape, the woman called her husband who was still at the bar with friends. “He was informed that his wife had been raped and he ran home to go to her aid. Meanwhile, 911 was called by other people,” said defense attorney John Henry Browne. When the husband arrived at the home, he found one of his friends fighting with the accused and joined in the fray. Using a rubber mallet and a brick, both men beat the suspect, who both men knew, into a coma. The husband, 31, and his 30-year-old friend were arrested on suspicion of assault.…

Toledo, OH – What is it about food that makes people completely lose their shit? Don’t get me wrong…I love food, especially of the bacon variety, but I don’t see myself getting all stabby over it. Well, maybe just a little stabby. When Aaron Dean’s mother showed up at their apartment with a cheeseburger for herself and none for him, dude got irate! According to his mother, Vergie Dean, her 6’3″ 300-pound son pitched a tizzy fit early Friday morning and assaulted her. “He was like ‘Where’s my food at?’ and I’m like ‘I’m not gonna give you anything’ so he smacked my sandwich and he pushed me or something and it escalated from there.” She said Aaron then began choking her and backed her into a corner. At that point, a knife materialized from somewhere and Vergie stabbed her son in the finger. Aaron stormed off to his room and returned with an extremely large butcher’s knife and said “You cut me! You cut me!” before plunging the knife into his mother’s arm.…

Erlanger, KY – Raymond Jackson is behind bars, facing a somewhat lengthy prison sentence, because he’s a fucking moron. According to authorities, the imbecile allowed and encouraged his toddler step-daughter to drink a mixture of gin and iced tea while he was caring for her and his 6-month-old son over the weekend. The girl was rushed to the emergency room after mom returned home from work and found her passed out and unresponsive. Blood tests taken at the hospital revealed the 2-year-old child’s BAC was .25 – more than three times the minimum for a driver to be presumed impaired under Kentucky law. It’s a damn miracle the kid didn’t die. Raymond’s wife, Amanda, was granted emergency custody of both children and a restraining order against Raymond was granted. In her petition for the order, Amanda claimed the 2-year-old also had fractured ribs and bruising on her head. Poor kid has already been through what amounts to a knock-down, drag-out bar fight and she probably hasn’t even mastered her ABC’s yet…way to go, dickhead.…

RB: Scott Hahn Fails At Being Inconspicuous

May 25, 2010 at 4:55 am by  

Dakota Valkyrie has posted an article in the forums about Scott Hahn – a 39-year-old man accused of smothering his estranged wife, Kimberly Kane, at the Holiday House hotel back on May 14th. After the alleged smothering, Hahn reportedly wrapped the woman’s body in a blanket, bound it with cable and attempted to remove it from the hotel grounds on a luggage cart. Though he told bystanders the blanket wrapped object on the cart was garbage, a security guard grew suspicious after seeing a couple of feet sticking out. Source: Herald Tribune

ORLANDO, Fla. – But not for reasons you might be expecting. The handsome fella to the left is 54-year-old Tyler Weisman. He is a registered sex offender who spent a year in jail for molesting an 11-year-old girl. On Thursday, Weisman found himself inside a crack-house after being lured there with hopes of scoring a prostitute. He turned down an offer from a crack-whore but stayed in the house after 42-year-old Albert Brooks, an ex-con, offered to go get him a “younger girl”. Of course Brooks was lying. He figured only an undercover cop would turn down a whore, so when he returned to the room, he did not have a younger girl as promised, but rather an aerosol can and a cigarette lighter. He used them to spray flames into Weisman’s face until Weisman admitted he was a cop. Weisman was able to escape only after being beat on the head, being robbed of $75, his hearing aids and eyeglasses. Brooks was later arrested and charged with false imprisonment, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and robbery with a weapon.…