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In The Mean Time...

SAN ANTONIO – At around 11:30 p.m. some people watched as a woman, described as being in her late teens, stopped her SUV in the middle of the road. They stated the woman got out, opened the back door and threw an object on the ground before getting back in and driving off. Curious as to what the woman had tossed out into the street, the witnesses went to investigate. To their horror, the object turned out to be a crying 1-year-old boy. Meanwhile, the woman in the SUV was witnessed driving with her back door ajar and a car seat hanging out of it. Witnesses told police that the woman told them someone had stole her baby and then she threw herself on to the pavement. While paramedics were treating her son, the woman returned and was unable to explain why it had taken her so long to come back to her kid. Also in the SUV was a male in his late teens who explained that the boy had gotten out of his safety seat before, and was known to enjoy a little tuck-and-roll on hard asphalt.…

Portland, OR – Just before 8:00 Friday morning, 7-year-old Kyron Horman and his step-mother, Terri Horman, attended a science fair at Skyline Elementary School. Terri snapped a picture of Kyron standing in front of his red-eyed tree frog exhibit and the two wandered around for a bit looking at the other exhibits. At 8:45, Terri walked Kyron down the hall near his classroom. I’m going back to the classroom, mom,” he told her. Terri waved good-bye and watched him walk down the hall. Kyron hasn’t been seen since. Nearly 8 hours passed before anyone even realized the child had vanished. Law enforcement was notified after Kyron failed to materialize at his bus stop at 3:30 that afternoon. That’s when they finally found out that Kyron hadn’t been in class all day long – members of the school staff said they never saw Kyron after the science fair, and he didn’t make it to his classroom. Portland Public Schools spokesman Matt Shelby says the Horman’s weren’t notified of the absence because Skyline doesn’t use an auto-dialer which calls parents to report the student is absent.…

Daily Bites

June 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm by  
  • Gonna switch things up a bit today. From now on, the Daily Bites will be chock full of crime stories being posted by our members in the reality Bites forums – a set of forums that are often imitated but fail to contain some of the coolest, dedicated members a site admin could ever hope of asking for. So with that bit of shameless ass-kissing out of the way, let’s take a look at some of what they posted.
  • PINELLAS PARK, FloridaDakota Valkyrie, a forum heavy-hitter, posted a story about an 18-year-old woman in Florida who got busted shoplifting in Florida. Rebecca Simmons would go on to claim that her dog ordered her to do it or it would shoot her. She also stated that she owned a magic wand that could make everyone disappear. I think I’m in love. Forum Link
  • ATLANTA, Georgia – Jessiesgirl1108, who does not believe in love at first sight, posted a story about the father of a 12-year-old autistic boy who is pissed of at the Kids Stay and Play day care.

Temecula, CA- Back in January, 23-year old Justin Moore sent a photo of his genitals to several friends as a joke. One of those friends was the 17-year old daughter of William Atwood Sr., 45, and he did not think the joke was very funny at all. Atwood called the Sheriff’s Department and reported Moore for sending pornography to a child, but before detectives could investigate the claim, Atwood told deputies that Moore came to his home uninvited. Deputies found Moore at Atwood’s home naked, tied up and scared shit-less. Moore told the deputies that Atwood called him and invited him to come to his home to discuss the photo. Moore said when he arrived, Atwood was holding a shotgun, ordered him out of his car and then fired a shot. Moore said Atwood pulled him off the ground by his feet which resulted in him injuring his shoulder. Moore said Atwood told him he had connections with the Pechanga tribe and was going to have him buried on the reservation.…

Jefferson City, MO- Last Friday, Anthony R. Basnett, 27, and his 21-year old girlfriend, Whitney Lynn Jones were both accused of molesting a six-year-old girl. An investigation began after a call was placed to a child abuse hot-line by the victim’s mother who also contacted police. Basnett admitted to investigators that he had performed sexual acts on the girl several times since early February. The sick fuck also provided a handwritten letter addressed to the victim, confessing to the molestation and apologizing for it. When interviewed by investigators, Jones said she knew that Basnett had molested the girl but that she did not report the crime for several months. The fucking cunt-nugget even admitted to watching Basnett engage in a sex act with the victim on at least one occasion. Both were charged with one count of first-degree child molestation and one count of first-degree statutory sodomy. Basnett’s bond was set at $50,000, cash only and Jones’ bond was $20,000 with full cash or a surety accepted. You can view Basnett’s FaceBook page here.

Tomas Manzano, Chaperone From Hell

June 4, 2010 at 9:59 am by  

Stamford, Conn – Tomas Manzano, 35, is probably going to go down in history as one of the most embarassing parents we have ever featured here on D’D. On Wednesday he was one of 39 chaperone’s accompanying his son’s fifth-grade class from Stillmeadow Elementary School on a field trip to Manhattan. Before the end of the day, Manzano will have fought with a teacher and the cops, as well as molested a handful of his son’s female classmates. Reports are that Manzano seemed fine when the class visited the Bronx Zoo, but that he started to show signs of being intoxicated shortly after. It turns out that the water bottle he had been sipping from did not contain water, but rather Vodka. A teacher ended up confronting Manzano when they witnessed Manzano caressing a girl’s face on the bus. It’s at that point two other girls told the teacher that Manzano had touched their “private parts”. When the bus arrived at the restaurant Mars 2112 on Broadway, the cops were called.…

Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…

A truly horrific story of an African-American man whose dead body was dragged with a rope for more than 10 miles behind a truck. According to police, the victim, 30-year old Anthony Hill, died from a single gunshot wound to the head and was apparently dead before his body was dragged and mangled. Deputies followed a 10-mile trail of blood and gore left on several roads leading to the rural home of Gregory Collins of Newberry County. For three hours, Collins refused to come out of his home. A SLED SWAT team finally fired tear gas into the home, forcing Collins to surrender. He was arrested and charged with murder. This story reminded me of a documentary I watched quite a few years back of another African-American man who was walking home one night when some assholes decided to end his life. But unlike Hill, that victim was dragged to his death. For the life of me, I cannot remember the name of the guy this morning, but I do remember the investigators describing and showing the images of the trail left behind on the paved road.…

Augusta, GA – Nothing strengthens that daddy-daughter bond like a few brewskies, no? I remember the first time I got shit-faced with my dear old dad. I had just turned 21. Dad taught me how to play beer pong and I taught him how to roll a quarter off his nose, bounce it off the table and straight into a shot glass. Good times…goood times. Jeffrey Hickson likes to throw a couple back with his kiddo, too. Difference is, she’s only 9. The child was spending time with her drunken daddy Wednesday evening when she placed a tearful call to her mother, and begged to come home. According to police, Hickson, thoroughly intoxicated himself, forced his child to drink beer and threatened to kill her if she didn’t. When he realized the child had called her mother, he drove the child out to the woods and took her out of the car. “No idea what he was planning on doing in the woods. It’s very scary. Don’t really know what was going through his head,” said Richmond County Sheriff’s Captain Scott Peebles.…

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. – Two custodians at Atkins High School probably didn’t think an English teacher working late was that big of a deal until she started locking her classroom door and asked them to knock before entering. They reported this odd request to the principal who decided to have a surveillance camera installed in the classroom to see what was going on in there. But before they had a chance to do so, a school resource officer and the school vice principal walked into the classroom to find 32-year-old Amy Yarbrough and her 16-year-old student mostly nude. Turns out the two had been having unprotected sex once a week for about three weeks. She was charged with seven counts of felonious sexual activity with a student and three felonious counts of taking indecent liberties with a student. On Thursday she plead guilty and was sentenced to two years in prison, one year of probation and must register as a sex offender for 30 years. She is also barred from teaching in North Carolina.…

Burglar Caught Due To His Face Tattoos

June 4, 2010 at 8:29 am by  

Pueblo, CO- I love it when criminals get caught by their own stupidity. It makes the work of the police so much easier and way more entertaining. Last April, men wearing masks invaded the home of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County. But one of the burglars had tattoos that were visible through his mask. A witness at the scene of the crime  told the police that one of the men had the words “East Side” tattooed on his upper lip. Anthony Brandon Gonzales, 20, has “East Side” tattooed on his upper lip and a “13” tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee.  Gonzalez was already in jail on a separate drug offense. Now he will spend a little more time behind bars because he has been charged with burglary. I’ve provided a better pic below of Gonzales with his tats that look more like sharpie-art than tattoos. What an idiot.…

Drunken Co-Sleeping = Bad, Bad Idea

June 4, 2010 at 7:24 am by  

Sarasota, FL – On May 16, a 13-week-old baby boy was seen in the emergency room. The child’s mother told hospital personnel the child was suffering from a high fever. The woman was told the child had an upper respiratory infection and a few doses of Tylenol should get him to feeling better in no time. The next day, that same woman brought that same child back into the ER – this time, the infant was suffering from labored breathing and seizures. After another examination, hospital staff determined it wasn’t an infection that was ailing the child, it was oxygen deprivation. It appeared as if the child had been smothered or strangled. In fact, the infant now has permanent brain, liver and kidney damage. When the child’s mother was questioned, she came up with several different stories: she didn’t know; her 2-year-old son fell on the baby with a pillow; she found the baby laying face down in his crib. When it became apparent that she was full of shit, investigators pressed a little harder – she finally spit out the truth – baby daddy got drunk and fell asleep on baby.…