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Daily Bites

June 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm by  
  • I hope you all had a great holiday. Mine was pretty fantastic and I didn’t even get drunk this time. Here are a few stories that caught my eye today that I just didn’t have time or desire to do anything with.
  • Orlando, FLA – In a bit of good news for once, it is being reported that Casey Anthony, currently on trial charged with the murder her daughter Caylee Anthony, had a bit of an accident at the courthouse today. She fell after her restraints became entangled while getting out of the Orange County Corrections Department van. Officers were unable to catch her before she fell forward and landed on her dicksuckers. She was taken to a medical facility to treat a busted lip and a chipped tooth.
  • DALY CITY, Calif. – Police believe that tainted drugs are responsible for the death of 23-year-old Anthony Mata who took some Ecstasy at the “etd.POP 2010” music festival Saturday night at the Cow Palace.  Eleven other people were hospitalized after attending the festival due to apparently tainted doses of the drug Ecstasy.

San Jacinto County, TX – Demonites, the time has come to bid you farewell. I have come to the conclusion that I have finally heard it all – it’s obviously time for me to turn off the internet and walk away. There is nothing left to learn here. According to an article Amazon has posted in the forums, 55-year-old Cheryl Anne Hierholzer was indicted last month on charges of elder abuse after she reportedly struck Evalyn Philips in the head with a frozen dog sometime back in February. Yes…a frozen dog. Ummm…why would one even have a frozen dog handy? And why would one even think about using a pupsicle as a weapon? Were there no sporks in the vicinity? People are so friggin’ strange. Because the victim is over the age of 65, Hierholzer has been charged with injury to an elderly individual instead of assault. If convicted on the charge, she could spend 2 to 10 years in prison and face a fine of up to $10,000.…

Counter-Strike Counter Strike

June 1, 2010 at 10:22 am by  

France – A man was just sentenced to two years in jail after his nerd rage led to him stabbing a man who had killed his online character. After losing in a virtual knife fight to another player named Mikhael during a game of Counter-Strike, Julien Barreaux, 20, spent 6-months tracking down his assailant. He finally found the person’s identity, and learned that that he lived only a few miles away. Barreaux went to the man’s home, knocked on the door and when the man answered Barreaux plunged a knife into his chest. Lucky for the victim, Barreaux was as good with knife in real-life as he was in Counter-Strike missing his target’s heart and failing, once again, to kill his opponent. Barreaux was arrested an hour later and admitted to police that he wanted  “to see his rival wiped out for killing off his character.” Aside from he two years he got for causing grievous bodily harm, Barreaux was also ordered to undergo psychiatric tests and anger management therapy.…

SANTA ANA, Calif. – Gabriela Osorio, 28, recently announced that she was pregnant. Her live-in boyfriend, friends and family were overjoyed and showered her with attention and presents. But for poor Osorio, the Preggers Party Train almost came to an abrupt halt when she found out that she actually was not pregnant. I say almost because Osorio did what other women with broke brains have done before, and started faking her pregnancy. But this brings up a new set of problems for Osorio, mainly the fact that she was going to have to either produce a baby, or lose a baby that doesn’t exist. Osorio chose the former option and showed up at the home of a new mother she had made friends with earlier with the initial intent of taking the baby when the mother wasn’t looking.  But when that failed, Osorio tried to use a plastic bag to smother the woman. This failed as well when the mother fought back and bit off part of Osorio’s finger. Osorio then went to Plan C by grabbing a knife and stabbing the woman before grabbing the baby and attempting to flee.…

WOBURN, Mass. – I was absolutely floored when I woke up this morning after a nice holiday weekend partying on my yacht to see that a Catholic choir director has been placed on leave by the Archdiocese of Boston after being accused of sexual misconduct with a child. I mean, sex abuse in the Catholic church is par for the course, but the Archdicese placing the accused on leave immediately? I figured key figures in the Catholic church got gold stars for every kid they put their fingers in. It’s anarchy I tell you!  Thomas DeBlois, 47, had worked at the St. Charles Borromeo Parish for over 15 years, and because he is at a Catholic church working with children, he was screened last January where nothing suspicious was found. DeBlois was placed on leave without pay pending the outcome of the investigation. I tried to find some details on the charges, but no luck so far.…

Albuquerque, NM – The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …

Many thanks to Dakota Valkyrie for another informative forum post. According to authorities, after a domestic altercation with his girlfriend, 27-year-old Christopher Barney stabbed his 1-year-old son before using the same knife to repeatedly poke at himself. The baby didn’t survive the attack – unfortunately, Barney did. He’s listed in critical condition at UNM Hospital. Source: Taos News

Sugar Mill, GA – Not much on this one yet, but as it stands, 31-year-old Jason Finley is being charged with aggravated animal cruelty after he allegedly beat four puppies to death with a shovel. Though Finley admits he killed the animals, he says he only did so because their owner couldn’t afford to care for them – police believe he did it out of revenge. Apparently there was a brutal altercation with the puppies’ owner and her boyfriend just days before the puppies were found buried in a shallow grave on Finley’s property. It is believed the pups had been dead and buried for at least three or four days before they were found. Finley has already posted $44,800 bond and has been released from Gwinnett County Jail. Yep…nothing says “FUCK OFF” quite like a pit full of dead puppies. Way to go, asshole.…

The tawdry tale of Kelly Malkemus was introduced into our forums by the lovely Dakota Valkyrie. According to police, when the 41-year-old man was apprehended by an off-duty officer in a residential neighborhood, he was wearing nothing but a fleece vest and was carrying a towel and container of Vaseline. Police aren’t sure why he was running through the ‘hood half-nekkid, but there have been reports of a peeping tom in that area. Source: The Star Press

When I mentioned in the forums that I just didn’t have the stomach to watch the video related to this case, forum member redsaid stepped up and wrote the following. Welcome to the FP, redsaid, and thanks. ~Lizard

Plains City/Marysville, OH – A video from animal rights group Mercy for Animals (warning: visiting their Web site takes you directly to the video) shows the true-life horrors of just being a cow in the presence of 25-year-old Billy Joe Gregg, Jr., who was mebbe learnin’ hisself how to become a cop by beating cows and calves with crow bars, stabbing them with pitchforks, and punching them with his fists. The video clearly shows this fine gentleman picking up a very young calf and throwing it to the ground and then stomping on its head. Then the heartless fuck kicks it in the mouth while its down. Good experience for a cop. You know those brand-new baby cows are such a threat to society! “Enough!” you say? Not for Billy Joe.…

RIVERHEAD, N.Y. – Magicians give me the creeps. I like a good magic trick or illusion, but the magician who performs them always comes across as…I dunno…off. You ever met a professional magician? If you have, you know what I’m talking about. I’m sure there are some perfectly normal people out there who decided to take up magic as a living who are just as normal as someone who spends their free time posting about people being murdered. Maybe. But even if there is, 52-year-old Bob Infantino isn’t one of them. Once known as “Long Island’s Favorite Magician,” he just pleaded guilty to 44 counts of unlawful surveillance and 64 counts of possession of child pornography. He was busted using a hidden camera to videotape women and children in his home photography studio. Unless he manages to make himself vanish into thin air, he is expected to spend 5 to 15 years in prison where he may resume his magic with a new act that includes dicks disappearing into his ass.…

GRESHAM, Ore. – Back in October, 1-year-old Ariana Magathan was being cared for by her grandmother, Carolyn Bellamy, when 911 was called by someone reporting that the little girl had fallen out of bed and was knocked unconscious. She died four days later, just shy of her 2nd birthday. But medical examiners were not buying the story. The injuries Ariana suffered were not consistent with a fall out of a bed, and more consistent with someone playing bongos on it with their fists. “The Medical Examiner has described the cause of death as violent blunt force trauma to the head. It has been agreed that the injury is not consistent with a fall out of bed,” Sgt Rick Wilson with the Gresham Police Department said. So on Wednesday a grand jury indicted Bellamy on felony murder and manslaughter charges. On Thursday, police arrested Bellamy at her home and put her in jail without bail.…