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In The Mean Time...

Hudson, NY– I will never understand why some idiots even bother to get a pet when they obviously lack the dedication, love, and compassion required to take care of the animal. On May 29, an investigator from the Columbia-Greene Humane Society responded to a complaint of a dog starving in an apartment. The CGHS investigator found a young dog starving inside a small crate, without food or water, at the home of 26-year-old Rainer Blue and 22-year-old Lauren King. The young dog, now named Rufus, was taken to CGHS where he was examined by a veterinarian and found to be emaciated, and in very poor overall condition. “Had he gone another day without food or water, he would’ve most certainly died of malnutrition,” said said CGHS president Ron Perez.. Rufus has already gained weight and is expected to make a full recovery. The Hudson Police Department arrested Rainer Blue and Lauren King and they were each charged with one count of animal cruelty, “Failure to Provide Proper Sustenance.” If convicted, Blue and King each face up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.…

Woman Prays As Her House Burns

June 9, 2010 at 9:11 am by  

Long Island, NY – Got a house-guest that just won’t leave? Here’s an idea – burn ’em out! According to authorities, that’s exactly what Cynthia Richardson did. Cynthia’s neighbor, Ricky Miller, says he watched her pour some kind of liquid outside her home Tuesday morning. “I didn’t know it was gasoline,” he said. “Then she went inside and within a few minutes the whole house was up in flames.” As her house was burning, Cynthia was seen praying on her front lawn. Did I mention there were three people in the home at the time? Her 19-year-old daughter, her sister and her sister’s boyfriend were inside the home when the fire broke. Luckily, all three managed to escape without injury. Police believe Cynthia set the fire because she wanted her sister’s boyfriend, Joseph Small, to move out. Judging by the picture after the jump, it looks as if the house was totaled. Good goin’, brainiac! Now everyone is homeless. Well, except for Cynthia – she’ll be getting three hots and a cot for a bit.…

Frederick, MD – Police say Marian Larman left her 3-year-old child alone in the car, strapped in a car seat, for as many as four hours while she got her heroin fix on in a room at a Motel 6. Larman reportedly checked into the room at about 3:00 a.m. and a passerby noticed the child at about 7:00 a.m. The temperature at the time was about 57 degrees. Police found Larman passed out in the bathtub, surrounded by her collection of drugs, which included heroin, prescription drugs and cocaine, and an assortment of drug paraphernalia. A search of her vehicle yielded even more heroin. Pathetic, really – she has tons of pictures of her and the kid posted on her Myspace. Tons of happy, smiling, good-time pics. The child looks happy, healthy and well taken care of. You’re screwin’ shit up, mommy…big time. Larman, 34, was booked on numerous drug charges, one count of reckless endangerment, one count of confinement of an unattended child, and one count of second-degree assault.…

Alliance, OH – As a general rule, those who abuse the 911 system piss me off to no end. I believe most of them should be dealt a swift kick to the ass and a punch to the throat. It could be the romantic in me, but I think Audrey Scott, bless her drunk little heart, is different. Audrey didn’t call 911 because someone was stealing her beer, nor was she calling because McDonald’s was all out of McNuggets. No…Audrey Scott was calling 911 to find herself a husband. She called a lot. Like, five times in one hour. Let’s have a look at the call transcript, shall we? Audrey: Get me that husband. Dispatch: You need to get a husband? Audrey: Yes. Dispatch: You’re calling 911 to get a husband? You do know you can be arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Let’s do it. Dispatch: You want to get arrested for dialing 911? Audrey: Absolutely. So they did. Audrey spent three days behind bars on a class four misdemeanor.…

Pottstown, PA – It takes real balls to walk around a department store with your junk hanging out. Not only do you risk jail time, you also gotta think about the possibility of ridicule, pointing and laughing, vomiting and, of course, screaming. That kind of stuff usually makes a man feel all self-conscious and shy. Scott Russell, 33, is apparently equipped with such balls – I would have to assume dude has to cart those fuckers around in a wheelbarrow. On the evening of June 3rd, Russell allegedly entered a Target store, whipped out his willy and proceeded to walk around the store – his junk just a swangin’. A 9-year-old girl visiting the store got one look at his package and busted out screaming. Police say Russell fled the store once the shrieks of hysteria began. After an investigation that probably relied heavily on surveillance video, Russell was located and questioned. He admitted to the dirty deed and was arrested not only for indecent exposure, but for a parole violation, too.…

Daily Bites

June 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Sorry I bailed on yesterday’s Daily Bites but the girl I am currently having sex with found the hidden camera I use to record our lovemaking sessions. I explained to her that it wasn’t for my personal gratification, but evidence to prove I didn’t rape her. Needless to say she, over-reacted. Women, pshh. I told her she could deal with it or I would send her back to Vietnam to live with her family in their hut. Anyway, I just took a quick glance in the forums and here are a few stories our members are interested in and a few I was keeping an eye on:
  • Dakota Valkyrie posted a crazy story about a woman who attacked a pregnant acquaintance with a stun gun. Christine Devaux was lying in wait wearing a surgical cap with her hair tucked inside and wearing cloth gloves, the affidavit said. When she struck the victim with the Taser, the victim fell to the floor, and was shocked again and again, according to the account in the affidavit.

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – An assistant coach of a youth hockey team got pissed off at another player after they fouled his 17-year-old son after the whistle. Displaying a complete lack of forethought and two heaping handfuls of hot-headed stupidity, 50-year-old Ronald Synan entered the penalty box and confronted the 15-year-old Calvin Dickinson. What happened then depends on who you believe. The report says Synan made threats against the Dickinson, called him a foul name and then punched him. Synan, who admits that he was wrong to get so angry and confronting the kid, states that he never hit Dickinson and that it was more like wrestling. He also added he’s the one that got injured when he got hit in the nose by a hockey stick and was kicked and kneed. Synan may be facing battery charges and has been banned from the RDV Sportsplex. “I had a rough day and I paid a big price for my mistake,” Synan said. “I am not a monster who beat up a kid.” No Mr.…

Teen Boy Kills His Mother With A Frying Pan

June 8, 2010 at 1:36 pm by  

FLINT, Mich. – While a 12-year-old girl stood outside of her home shaking, neighbors heard screams coming from inside. The little girl told them that her 17-year-old brother was hitting their mother with a frying pan. The neighbors kicked in the door but it was too late for Victoria Odom. She was found lying on the floor in a pool of blood with a knife beside her. She would die at the hospital from blunt force trauma. Her son would also be placed in the hospital in serious condition, reports stating he was seen with bandages on his arms when police took him from the home. No reports on how the kid got the injuries, but if the attack on his mother was not in self-defense, I am hoping mom went down fighting. No word on what sparked the fight, but neighbors called the family quiet and polite and that the boy was to graduate HS this year.…

Manatee, FL- I believe cops really do have a shitty job. Around 8 p.m. last Sunday night, deputies arrived at the home of 33-year old Amy Marie Hager to investigate a domestic dispute between her and her husband. Believing Hager was the aggressor in the dispute and that she had been beating on her dear hubby, the deputies decided to place her under arrest. Hager became hostile and tried to resist arrest, but was unsuccessful. The deputies transported Hager to headquarters where they attempted to switch her from handcuffs to leg shackles before putting her in a transport van to take her to jail. When Hager violently jerked away, a deputy grabbed her and they fell against the rear of the van with the deputy pinned against her. Hager said “You just made me (expletive) myself. Are you happy now?” meaning that she had just crapped her pants. As another deputy came over to help the other, Hager continued to struggle and then reached inside her pants, grabbed a handful of her shit, and threw it at the two deputies, hitting one on the thigh.…

West Columbia, SC – Police say 29-year-old Jason Lemmon Sr. got all stabby with an 11-year-old kid before attempting to strangle another. According to authorities, Lemmon began the assault against the older boy by punching him in the face. He then stabbed the child in the upper torso at least three times – violently enough to break the knife. Holy crap! Psycho much? A woman and her 9-year-old son inside the home heard the child yelling for help and ran into the room. Lemmon allegedly wrapped his hands around the younger kid’s neck and tried to strangle him before dragging him outside. The kid’s mother smacked Lemmon on the head with her cell phone, putting an end to the attack. Authorities say Lemmon then ran from the scene and fled to the Columbia Metropolitan Airport where he was detained by airport police. He is apparently related to one of the kids and was a guest at the home. He’s been charged with two counts of assault and battery with intent to kill and one count of possessing a weapon during the commission of a violent crime.…

Indianapolis, IN – Samura Jenkins claims her 11-year-old daughter has behavioral issues and those behavioral issues have made it rather difficult to find a babysitter. I mean, you gotta pay extra if your kid is a stinkin’ brat, right? Anyway, putting her mad parenting skillz to work, Samura came up with a solution – she’d chain and padlock the kid to her bed. Brilliant! She made sure the child had access to food, water, toilet and telephone by using an extra long dog chain. She had a fire contingency plan, too. If a fire broke out in the apartment, the kid just had to pick up the phone and call her mother at work and mommie dearest would reveal where the padlock key was hidden. Unlike many of the other chained-up kiddo stories we have discussed here, Samura’s apartment was actually free of bugs, vermin, moldy food, urine and feces. While Samura may not have an issue with such confinement, the law does. It all kinda fell apart after the girl informed a friend that she couldn’t come out and play because she was chained to her bed.…

Polk Twp., PA – On June 6th, a doctor in the pediatric unit at Lehigh Valley Medical Center called police to report she was treating a 13-year-old believed to have been recently pregnant. During the course of treatment, the girl admitted to performing a “home abortion” with a lead pencil earlier that week. According to the criminal complaint, the girl attempted the abortion on Wednesday. By Saturday morning, she had grown increasingly ill and began experiencing contractions. When the pain became unbearable, she called her alleged boyfriend, 30-year-old Michael Lisk, and pleaded for assistance. Lisk advised her to “push hard” when she got a strong contraction. The girl eventually gave birth on a toilet in her home. She later told police the baby was stillborn. After the birth, the teen placed another call to Lisk. He told her to wrap the baby in a plastic bag and he’d come over to help. She placed the infant in a bag and threw it near a tree in her yard. Lisk later retrieved the infant and allegedly buried it near his home.…