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In The Mean Time...

Police received an anonymous call instructing them to go check on a 2-year-old boy living in a home with his mother and her boyfriend. When Miami police arrived they were greeted by 26-year-old Amous Jackson, the 18-year-old mother’s boyfriend. He informed them that the child was not there, went inside and shut the door. The police knocked again to be greeted a second time by the boy’s mother, Tahkisha Lawrence. She told police the boy was not there and was with his father, went inside and shut the door. Showing much restraint, the police knocked a third time and were greeted by the boy’s grandmother, 40-year-old Audery Turnbull. She told them the boy was there and let them inside to check on him. What cops found was a 2-year-old little boy suffering from second and third-degree burns to his face, neck and upper body. Neighbors told reporters that the boy had been accidentally burned by his 16-year-old Aunt while she was cooking. The family were afraid to take him to the hospital so they had been using home remedies to help heal the burns.…

I don’t have any names yet, but I can only pray that all pedophiles are as dumb as this guy seems to be. A 7-year-old girl was brought into the emergency room with a raging case of gonorrhea.  With her were her mother and her mother’s 22-year-old boyfriend. The boyfriend told hospital workers that he wanted to be tested to prove that he didn’t have anything to do with the girl’s current condition. The hospital obliged and the tests revealed that not only did he have gonorrhea, but so did the girl’s mother. After speaking with detectives, the suspect admitted he’d had sexual contact with the girl. The man was then arrested and charged with second-degree rape. According to the article I linked to, this is the second case of a young girl in Baltimore contracting gonorrhea this month, the first involving an 18-month-old. I don’t get what this guy’s gameplan was. I guess he knew he was busted and just felt like carrying out the charade until the very end.…

New Port Richey, FL- This is not the first time we have featured an idiotic 911 abuser here on the D’D (missing orange juice, no nuggets) , and I am pretty sure it will not be the last. While I usually prefer to pass on these types of stories, today happens to be one of those times that I cannot. It is not because the man you see featured is any where near the lip-licking eye-candy I usually enjoy posting for you. (Although, he does sort of resemble a much younger Yoda.) It is because 32-year old Charles Dennison is just plain stupid. According to the website suite101.com, calls should only be placed to 911 for potentially life-threatening situations for humans. (E.g. automobile accidents, heart attacks, fires, stolen peanut M&M’s, no internet connection, and so on.) The emergency call that Dennison recently placed to 911 was because…wait for it…his mother took away his beer. Oh, GAWD! The humanity! Personally, I’d rather be beaten with a hundred wire hangers on a nightly basis than have a single one of my ice-cold brew-skis removed from my clutches.…

Another masturbation story was posted in the forums by Dakota Valkyrie. Not of herself, but about a guy named James Hirt. According to press-citizen.com, witnesses reported seeing Hirt lying in the grass outside an Arby’s restaurant with his shorts pulled down and his hand on his genitals. They also claimed Hirt made eye contact with them as he fondled himself.  Hirt left the business in an RV, but police caught up with him and arrested the sneaky snake wrangler. Of course, Hirt denied that his pants were down. You can check out his mug in the first link provided. Thanks Dakota!…

Eugene, Oregon – Rodger Hartwig and his lovely wife, Alona Lee,are facing assault and criminal mistreatment charges that allege they injured and neglected a 9-year old foster child the couple cared for and later adopted. Two months ago, DHS launched a critical incident response team to look into the case after the boy was treated for injuries at a Portland hospital. The boy was hospitalized for more than a month for fractures to the ribs, fingers, vertebrae, pelvic bones and a severe untreated third degree burn to a foot. Physicians said the child’s injuries were a result of child neglect and abuse. The abuse is believed to have taken place since January 2008. The child was placed with DHS after being released from the hospital. The Hartwigs cared for six minor children in their home ranging from 9 through 13. Only two of the children are the Hartwigs’ biological children. The remaining four, including the victim, were adopted by the Hartwigs. All six children were removed from the home and placed in foster care through DHS when the investigation began.…

Daily Bites

June 2, 2010 at 4:45 pm by  
  • A slow news day on D’D. Maybe one of these days society will figure out how to flush the proverbial toilet and wash the turds away, but until then I’ll take a day where there wasn’t a lot of bad news being reported. Here are a few I didn’t have time to get to:
  • Peru – You all remember Joran van der Sloot, right? The Dutch jackass everyone thinks is responsible for the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teenager Natalee Holloway? Well Peruvian officials have announced that he is now a suspect in the killing of a woman in Peru. 21-year-old Stephany Flores Ramirez, who was found dead in a Lima hotel room registered in van der Sloot’s name.  Witnesses also reported seeing the pair entering the hotel room together. Where is van der Sloot you may be wondering? According to immigration officials, Van de Sloot fled to Chile over land on Monday.
  • PLATTSMOUTH, Neb. – An ex-CSI cheif is gonna spend some time in prison after being convicted of planting evidence.

STAUNTON, Va. – A woman called 911 and told them that her boyfriend, 21-year-old Bruce Jamar Walston, had just killed her kitten in front of her two children. Police say that Walston got flew into a rage when the kitten disconnected the video game he was playing. He was so pissed that he picked up the kitten and threw it against a wall, killing it. He has been charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty and disorderly conduct. But I doubt this will phase him much even though he was already free on bond in connection with a January breaking and entering charge. In that case he and another man are accused of kicking in the door of an apartment and beating a man with a vacuum sweeper. Looking at his cross-eyed mugshot, it is also very likely that he may have simply gotten angry and was attempting to toss a throw pillow into another room.…

Dakota Valkyrie has a story posted in our forums about some kids who were removed from a home so disgusting that a detective who went there almost puked from the smell. The article had some pretty nasty details such as a 6-month-old boy drinking from a bottle “so dirty that it was black in color” with a dead roach was floating around inside. The boy also had had a roach leg and other roach parts stuck to his eye. Source

Van Nuys, California – Police are on the lookout for 30-year-old Steven Hill who witnesses say went on a rampage at the offices of Ultima DVD Inc., a company that produces porn and where he was allowed to live. Hill was working on a shoot when it is reported he did something inappropriate and was told that he was going to be fired and that he would have to move out of the building. Hill went on a rampage, grabbed a samurai sword prop and proceeded to stab a co-worker. When two other employees tried to intervene, Hill attacked them with the sword as well. One of those Good Samaritans has died at the hospital. Hill fled the scene in a 1996 blue Toyota RAV4, with license plate number 5YTC423. Anyone with information is urged to call LAPD at (877) LAPD-24-7. A lot of different information coming in on exactly what happened right before Hill went nuts, but I am curious what the hell he did that was considered inappropriate in a building producing DVD’s titled Ballbustin Pornstars, Cockbiting Blowjobs and Femdom Castration — the last title having a pic of a girl holding…you guessed it…a samurai sword (link very, very NSFW).…

ASHEVILLE, N.C. – Another woman in her 80’s being senselessly murdered in the Carolinas. 80-year-old Margaret Jones Cable died in the lobby of a retirement home after being attacked by 63-year-old Rebecca Ruth Krueger. Witnesses say that Krueger pushed Cable into a post and a door. After hitting the door, Cable lost consciousness and suffered serious internal head injuries. She died in the hospital on Tuesday morning. Some of the residents told police that there had been a dispute among some of their members, but Cable was not involved. In fact, she was trying to leave when she was pushed. “We know that Ms. Krueger had started to argue again with some of the residents in the front lobby of the retirement complex,” Asheville police Capt. Tim Splain said. “It appeared Ms. Cable had been sitting on the couch in the lobby and got up to leave. When she got up is when she got pushed down.” Kreuger has been arrested and charged with assault inflicting serious injury. Krueger looks mean as hell in that mugshot.…

Spartanburg, SC – A 90-year-old South Carolina man has been arrested and charged with killing his 85-year-old wife with a hatchet following an argument. Police say they responded to the home of William and Jeanette after recieving a domestic disturbance call. When they arrived, they found William sitting in the living room with his grandson, who had called 911, and Jeanette on the floor of her bedroom. She was taken to the hospital but was pronounced dead. Details on the argument that led to the attack are not being reported at this time. How shitty is that for Jeanette? Make it all the way to 85 only to die in an absolutely horrific way such as this at the hands of your husband. I wonder if this guy has all of his mental capacities? I checked out the address they live at and it is a pretty nice neighborhood (gotta be honest, I heard hatchet attack and SC and immediately imagined a trailer park). This guy made it all the way to 90 to end up screwing the pooch big time.…

Sandy Ridge, NC – On April 22, William Plaster Jr. and Shannon Fortenberry had their 4-month-old son seen in the emergency room at Morehead Memorial Hospital. An examination of the infant revealed three broken ribs, a broken right leg and severe head trauma that resulted in retinal and brain hemorrhaging. An MRI showed signs of healing ribs, a sure sign of previous abuse. The baby boy is currently in a permanent vegetative state with irreversible neurological damage – he is not expected to survive. Though details are a bit sketchy at this point, authorities believe Plaster and Fortenberry plotted to kill the child and have been systematically abusing him since early January. Plaster initially tried to pull the bullshit ‘baby fell off the couch’ excuse, but the child’s numerous injuries were much to severe. “The boy could have been beaten, shaken, or he could have been dropped,” said Maj. Durward Bennett of the Stokes County Sheriff’s Office. I’m thinking it was a repeated combination of all three…and then some. Plaster and Fortenberry both have other kids, but those children didn’t live with them.…