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In The Mean Time...

Los Angeles – I had no real intentions of posting this guy and I was hesitant in even placing this story in the celebrity category, but he did have his own television show, so screw it. Juan-Carlos Cruz, the host of “Calorie Commando” on the Food Network in 2004, has pleaded not guilty to the charges of attempted murder and solicitation of murder. This comes after a homeless man told Santa Monica Police Department’s homeless liaison officers that Cruz had been trying to recruit him and another man to kill his wife, Jennifer Campbell. He told them that Cruz had given one of the men a weapon and a cellphone as well as instructing them how to bypass his security system. He wanted her throat cut, but later asked that they simply strangle her. But luckily his plans were thwarted and he is now sitting in jail. The reason for me posting this? Cruz’s motive. It’s as dumb as it is ballsy.…

Myrtle Beach, SC- Last Friday, Erin Kuhns was vacationing with her family from Pittsburgh at Myrtle Beach. Kuhns said she was walking near the beach with her three children when her 4-year old daughter, Josie, ran off. Kuhns said she told her 8-year old son, Nathan, to run after his sister. When Nathan caught up with her, he saw a man grab his sister from behind and try to drag her into his car. Nathan immediately went into ass-kicking mode and began to punch, kick, bite, and scratch the man until he was able to get the would-be abductor to release his sister. “I screamed because of the fact someone was trying to pull her in the car and I went down there and beat the crap out of this guy,” Nathan said. (Nathan, You Rock!) Nathan said the more the man kept pulling on Josie and trying to put her in the car, the more he kept up his assault on the guy until he finally released his sister. There were no surveillance cameras in the parking lot where the attempted abduction occurred, but police were able to get DNA evidence from Nathan’s fingernails because he scratched the man so severely.…

Cape Coral, FL- A 21-year old man named Justin Paul Lilie may be spending some future quality time in a rubber room after displaying some strange behavior on Sunday morning. Homeowners called police and reported that a naked man, holding a pair of shorts in his hands, had knocked on their front door and tried to get inside their home. When they refused, the man went away, but came back later on and tried to break in their home through the back sliding glass door. When Officers arrived, they found Lilie asleep on the porch. When the officers woke him up, Lilie told them that “Lt. Dan was after him.” Lilie also said that a helicopter landed in his front yard and that people were after him. After Lilie was arrested and taken to jail, he began to move erratically and began to howl and scream obscenities. Justin Paul Lilie was charged with indecent exposure, disturbing the peace and loitering and prowling. He’s being held in the Lee County Jail in lieu of $3,500 bail. …

D’D member Whisperswing posted a heartbreaking story of Michael Berry, a man who pulled up next to his ex-wife’s car and fired five shots through the front windshield killing her. Four children, ages 3-13, who were also inside the car with their mother at the time were not physically harmed. It is believed Berry had been stalking his ex-wife and after Berry’s repeated arrests and restraining orders against him, nothing seemed to keep him away from his ex-wife. Source from Local15TV.com.…

Staten Island– A 52-year old father named James Moss was arrested last week for allegedly shoving his naked 9-year old son into an oven. The reason? Moss said he was punishing his son, Christopher Moss, for going through his wallet. Moss allegedly told his son, “I’m going to burn you alive.” Even though the oven was not turned on, Christopher still suffered second and third degree burns from his father’s tirade because Moss allegedly held the boy’s hands for two minutes over the flames of the stove’s burner.  Moss is also accused of slapping his son in the face, hitting him with a spatula and dragging him across the floor. According to the report, Moss is not backing off and says the punishment was justified. Moss was charged with second degree assault and endangering the welfare of a child. Christopher was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for his injuries.…

The Daily Bite

May 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm by  

No crimes in this post, just an odd observation I made earlier while looking around for things to post about. In all the time I have been doing this, I cannot recollect when there has been a handful of stories being headlined at the same time, regarding people being crushed to death. Figured I would resurrect the The Daily Bite for those interested in reading them. Joshua McAuley, 15, was pinned against a store by an out-of-control car. He died six hours later after refusing a blood transfusion. He was a Jehova’s Witness. A 3-year-old boy was crushed by a television in Beverly Hills. A man installing a 1.5-ton steel safe at a bank in Colorado was killed after it slipped and crushed him. He was pinned against a door, which trapped a co-worker in the room with him until firefighters cut a whole through a wall to get him out. A Raleigh woman was killed instantly Sunday night when a oak tree fell into a house and landed in the bedroom she was sleeping in.…

Phoenix, Arizona – On May 5, Karley Rivera Saucedo, 22, was in a home with her 17-year-old sister and a baby when four men broke in demanding money and drugs. When they could give the men neither, Saucedo was kidnapped from the home and a Chevrolet SUV stolen. A week later, she was finally released unharmed from a home, freed by the work of the Phoenix Police Special Assignments Unit who conducted a week of negotiations and spent countless hours of surveillance. Oscar Grijalva, 18; Jose Luna-Valenzuela, 22; Hilda Guitierrez, 29; Carlos Aguilar, 28, and two 17-year-old boys were arrested on charges of kidnapping, extortion, armed robbery, aggravated assault and vehicle theft. “This was a sophisticated group of naturalized citizens and illegal (immigrants) who chose to prey on vulnerable victims for monetary gain,” said Detective James Holmes with the Phoenix Police Department. “Each had well-designed and specific tasks geared toward the success of their criminal operation.”…

LOUISVILLE, Ky – 46-year-old James R. Decker and 33-year-old Misty Bowman wont be winning any parenting awards after the stunt police say they pulled on Thursday night. Police say that while Bowman sat in a car outside of a Target, Decker and his 14-year-old daughter went inside to steal electronics. I don’t get their method exactly, but while Decker gathered the electronics in a cart, his daughter was stationed near the door to activate the motion sensors so that the exit doors would be open when her father left the store with the electronics in the cart. I’m not sure if this was to keep the alarm from going off or not, or to save them 5 seconds on a door opening fully, but whatever the case, it failed. The couple fled the scene, leaving their daughter there. In addition to theft charges, the couple has also charged with engaging in unlawful transactions with a minor and abandoning of a minor.…

GLENDALE, California – No charges will be filed against 22-year-old Nancy Salas who faked her own kidnapping the other day. She disappeared on Wednesday after leaving her parent’s home on a morning run, only to re-surface on Thursday 250 miles away in Merced. She told everyone she had been kidnapped at knife-point. It was later determined she was lying and had fabricated the entire event because she did not want friends and family to know she had not been attending UCLA for the last two years even though she had been acting like she was. She stuck with her kidnapping story until she was made aware that police had not only figured out she was lying about being kidnapped, but that they had discovered her UCLA status. “Up until that point, she had no idea the extent of the search that was going on,” Sergeant Lorenz said. “Nor did she have any idea that our investigators had unraveled the facade that she kept up for two years.”But even though she will not be charged with making a false report – Merced police never actually took a report instead notifying Glendale investigators – the city attorney’s office may still seek the $10,000 it spent on law enforcement overtime pay, helicopter fuel, and other costs involved in her search.…

Cleveland – A 73-year-old man and his 51-year-old friend became angry at a group of teenagers loitering in front of his driveway. The teens didn’t appreciate it and started to become more aggressive, so the two men got in a car and drove down the street to a nearby market to call police. While the 51-year-old was in the store, the mob of teens had followed them to the location and began beating on the elderly man inside the car. They drug him out and on to the ground and began punching, kicking and stomping him. When his friend exited the store he tried to intervene but received the same treatment. Even if he did get beat, I still thought the guy was kinda badass. He just walks out and grabs one of the teens beating his friend. But there is really no way I could accurately describe the viciousness of the attacks, and luckily I don’t have to do so. A surveillance camera outside of the store caught the entire thing.…

Hello, I’m Here To Rape Your Daughter

May 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm by  

Reno, NV – According to authorities, Eric Williamson allegedly showed up at a neighbor’s apartment late Friday evening and announced to the woman that he wanted to rape her 8-year-old daughter, who was sleeping at the time. Good gawd! And here I thought my neighbors were bothersome for asking to borrow a loaf of bread. Needless to say, mom didn’t take that declaration lightly and a tussle ensued. Somehow, a steak knife was brought into the mix and the woman was stabbed. Grabbing her 2-year-old child, the injured woman fled the apartment and started yelling for help. Meanwhile, Eric was reportedly getting stabby on the sleeping girl and her 6-year-old brother. Police found Eric nearby, suffering from his own injuries, and placed him under arrest. The children received life-threatening injuries and are both listed in critical condition. Their mother is listed in serious but stable condition. Eric Williamson, 37, is being held on $250,000 cash bond. He’s been charged with attempted murder with the use of a deadly weapon and two counts of battery with a deadly weapon.…

MILWAUKEE – I’m not a big fan of snakes, but surely you understand my interest in reptiles and why I’m looking forward to more details on this one. (Um, not to mention, I need a fucking break from beaten / burned  / drowned / dead babies this week.) Authorities first visited the basement of this building on Milwaukee’s south side on Wednesday, apparently in connection to a report of a sexual assault, and found about 200 exotic animals (from alligators to turtles) being kept in too-small containers filled with waste. Some were “housed” with dead animals, and most of the living animals had mold and/or fungi growing on them. Further, responding officers were forced to deal with the smells of animal urine and feces. As if that weren’t bad enough, the floor of the space is reported to have been covered with “hundreds” of mice and rats. Am I the only one who is itching for some steel-toed knee-high boots about now? 50-year-old Jane E. Flint is in custody for charges related to mistreating animals and violating regulations on endangered or threatened species.…