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Crazy Nekkid Hyjinx With Sylvina Beagley

June 24, 2010 at 12:49 am by  

West Valley City, UT – When it comes to crazy, butt-nekkid shenanigans, Sylvina Beagley has me beat by a country mile. According to police, at about 5:00 Tuesday morning, Sylvina pulled up alongside a car parked on the shoulder. The driver of the vehicle was posting business signs somewhere on the side of the road. Sylvina exited her vehicle, butt-nekkid, hopped in dude’s ride and took off. The bewildered sign poster hopped in Sylvina’s abandoned car and gave chase while dialing 911. A short time later, Sylvina crashed the stolen vehicle into a fence and took off on foot. The cops were on her trail at that point, but had a rather difficult time gaining control of the woman. “She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers,” Capt. Tom McLachlan said. Her would-be captors shaken off, she was on the run again. This time, she plopped her naked and sweaty ass in the driver’s seat of a patrol car and hit the gas.…

Daily Bites

June 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm by  
  • Sorry for the lack of stories today. Jaded is too busy picking up Sugar Daddy’s at the airport and my extreme intellect was needed elsewhere – to the benefit of mankind. But I’ll make it up tomorrow as there were a few stories I wanted to put up but just ran out of time. Until then, take a look at some of the other stories that our members posted about in Reality Bites:
  • KEARNS, Utah – A 21-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse homicide after the death of her boyfriend’s 4-year-old daughter. Unified Police Lt. Don Hutson told ABC 4 News 21-year-old Marina Navarro was watching over the child when she called the father at work to report that little girl had fallen down the stairs. Hutson said hospital emergency workers determined that the girl’s injuries were not consistent with falling down the stairs. – by whisperswing
  • WEST VALLEY CITY – A woman who police say stole two cars and led them on a chase all while she was naked is now in jail.

ISLETON, Calif. – A lot of things wrong with this story, but we will start with why 19-year-old Kimo Acoo was charged with animal cruelty the other day. He was sleeping at his girlfriend’s house when her two kids, age 7 and 10, accidentally woke him up. Enraged, Acoo picked up the boy’s Siamese kitten and threw it as hard as he could into a bedroom door, killing it. But I kinda jumped the gun…the kitten didn’t die immediately. The boys wrapped the mortally wounded kitten in a towel and ran outside looking for a paramedic. Unable to locate one the two boys made their way to city hall where they asked the police cheif Rick Sullivan to save their cat. “The boys were very upset,” Sullivan said. “It had shallow breathing and sometimes convulsed. It was obviously injured.” Sadly, the kitten had not yet developed its demonic powers and died. The distraught boys told the police what had happened, leading to Acoo being questioned. He admitted to throwing the cat but said it wasn’t out of anger, it was because he was in the mood for some handball.…

PARAGOULD, AR – Sometime around last December, Abigail Farmer had the misfortune of being born to Charles and Brittany Farmer. She made it to around 4-months-old with her meth smoking parents before dad rolled on top of her while taking a nap on the couch. Not realizing his fatass just shoved his daughter into the back cushions along with the loose change and remote, Abigail died gasping for breath. Everything was chalked up to a tragic accident until last week when the medical examiner found meth in Abigail’s body. Snyder said someone was likely smoking meth with the child in their arms. In a big shock to everyone, both Charles and Brittany both tested positive for the drug. This new information led to both Charles and Brittany both being charged with misdemeanor homicide. But none of this deters Brittany’s very loud neighbors neighbors, who you can watch in the video, who claim she is innocent of any wrong doing. As for that hot young, thing fixing her hair at around 0:54 mark, give old Morbid a ring.…

Myrtle Beach, SC – A 58-year-old man was trying to get a little shut-eye the other night, but was finding it a bit difficult to do because his roommate, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., was loudly banging a homeless woman. The older man got sick of listening to it and asked Sheperd to keep it down. This request was met with Sheperd jumping out of bed and stabbing the man in the hand. Sheperd was later arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. You know I feel for the victim, I really do. But there have been multiple occasions where I have found myself balls deep inside the stinking vagina of a homeless woman, my tongue snaking in between her missing teeth, her wine-laden breath hitting me in the face like a steaming pile of garbage while the meth sores on her face crack open with every cry of pleasure she makes. Not once did my parents ever say “Dear, could you please get your guest off the dining room table, we are trying to enjoy a family dinner.” Wanna know why?…

Harrisburg, PA – I love fast food drive thru stories. A recent one that made the news involved a Burger King employee and a 59-year-old customer. After placing his order at the drive thru, a customer asked for the prices to be shown on the screen. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request but the BK employee, 35-year-old Michael White, didn’t think so and refused. The customer got angry and called White a derogatory name. What that name was I have no idea, but it was enough to get White pretty pissed. White removed his headset and walked out of the store, telling his manager to go ahead and clock him out. He then proceeded to walk to the customer’s car, punch him in the face and toss a soda on him before fleeing the area. White is now looking at simple assault charges and I am guessing the customer will be a bit more careful with the name-slinging. Anyone with information on Michael White’s whereabouts are asked to contact the Lower Paxton Township Police at 717-724-8317 or Crimestoppers at (800) 262-3080.…

WEST HAVEN, Conn. – Police say that the 81-year-old William Murphy used a hammer like tool to bash his wife, 71-year-old Jean Murphy, in the head with after she fell asleep on the couch. To keep her from calling for help, he took the phone with him when he fled the with their car. Luckily, Jean survived the attack and was able to get neighbors to call 911. She was treated for fractures to her head and cuts to her hands. William was picked up later after being stopped for an unrelated traffic violation. He was subsequently charged with assault and interfering with an emergency call.  Cases involving elderly spousal abuse always interest me for some reason. I think it is because I see it like a race where someone has almost made it to the finish line of a race but just decides to sit down and shit their pants. I mean, you almost made it through your life and this is how you want to end things? But at his age, he very well could have been suffering from some form of dementia and thought she was a nail.…

CINCINNATI – The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…

Houston – I posted about this in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but it was at the end of the day and I didn’t have enough time to get the story posted. It’s pretty depressing. Raquel Mundy, 24, had dropped her mom and two kids off at a Greyhound bus station around 1:30 a.m. Thursday for a family trip. She could not go with them because she was currently in school.  When Mundy returned to where she had parked her, she found that it had been towed. She attempted to call family members for a ride and when she was unable, she made the fatal decision to get into a grey car driven by an unknown male. The last anyone heard from Raquel was when she texted her mother to tell her she was in danger and with a man she did not know. Her body was found in a field the next day, she had been strangled to death. Police were asking anyone with information on the case to contact HPD Homicide at 713-308-3600 or Crime Stoppers at 713-222-TIPS.…

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I don’t normally post these types of stories as I understand how sometimes a kid can get up at night and walk out the front door without the parents even being aware of it. This seems to be the case regarding 4-year-old Selena Everitt who was found walking alone almost a mile from home Monday morning, dressed in just her pajama bottoms. A stranger noticed the girl, picked her up and took her to a nearby police station at around 8:30 a.m. Her parents were found at around 11:00 a.m. after Daniel Everitt, the girl’s father, flagged down another officer to report his little girl missing. You can watch some video here, and the man truly does seem upset with what happened. So why did I go ahead and post these two? It’s because of a comment made by made by police where they say they’ve had run-ins with the Everitts before. This fact is what led to them charging Daniel and Tracza Everitt with misdemeanor child endangerment.…

SPRING HILL, Fla. – Neighbors describe the house where 21-year-old Stanley Eckard and his family lived as the “rowdy” house of the neighborhood. Loud fighting, visits by police, stuff like that. On Friday Stanley’s 19-year-old brother, Sean Eckard, went missing. Later that night, his mother observed something that helped pinpoint his whereabouts. She witnessed Stanley burying something at the side of the house. When she asked him what he was doing, he informed her that he was burying some items from an ex-girlfriend. His sister wasn’t buying it and asked her dad to go see what was in the hole. It didn’t take much digging to find the dead body of Sean. When questioned by detectives, Stanley admitted to getting into an argument with his brother before strangling him. He had planned to move the body after his parents went out of town. Stanley has been charged with murder and is being held without bond. Now I am no murdering mastermind, but I do have some advice for any of you deciding to murder your brother and then bury them…make sure your mom isn’t watching.…

BOULDER, Colo. – A woman was walking along a hiking trail while talking to her sister on her cell phone. Up ahead she saw a scrawny man caressing a rock while holding a knife. As they passed each other, the man asked if “he could be with her” to which she replied “no”. The man then began following her as she walked, mimicking her phone conversation with her sister. After a short while the man became tired of this and grabbed the woman from behind who had just enough time to tell her sister she was being attacked before dropping her phone. He then tried to pull off her shorts and was met with several punches to the face from the woman. Initially dazed, the man returned the favor, striking the woman in the face and head. She was still able to break free from her attacker and ran for about 5-minutes before using the phone at a nearby home. Acting on a tip, police located Michael Gonzales-Davis, 25, and placed him into custody.…

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