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In The Mean Time...

PARAGOULD, AR – Sometime around last December, Abigail Farmer had the misfortune of being born to Charles and Brittany Farmer. She made it to around 4-months-old with her meth smoking parents before dad rolled on top of her while taking a nap on the couch. Not realizing his fatass just shoved his daughter into the back cushions along with the loose change and remote, Abigail died gasping for breath. Everything was chalked up to a tragic accident until last week when the medical examiner found meth in Abigail’s body. Snyder said someone was likely smoking meth with the child in their arms. In a big shock to everyone, both Charles and Brittany both tested positive for the drug. This new information led to both Charles and Brittany both being charged with misdemeanor homicide. But none of this deters Brittany’s very loud neighbors neighbors, who you can watch in the video, who claim she is innocent of any wrong doing. As for that hot young, thing fixing her hair at around 0:54 mark, give old Morbid a ring.…

Myrtle Beach, SC – A 58-year-old man was trying to get a little shut-eye the other night, but was finding it a bit difficult to do because his roommate, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., was loudly banging a homeless woman. The older man got sick of listening to it and asked Sheperd to keep it down. This request was met with Sheperd jumping out of bed and stabbing the man in the hand. Sheperd was later arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. You know I feel for the victim, I really do. But there have been multiple occasions where I have found myself balls deep inside the stinking vagina of a homeless woman, my tongue snaking in between her missing teeth, her wine-laden breath hitting me in the face like a steaming pile of garbage while the meth sores on her face crack open with every cry of pleasure she makes. Not once did my parents ever say “Dear, could you please get your guest off the dining room table, we are trying to enjoy a family dinner.” Wanna know why?…

Harrisburg, PA – I love fast food drive thru stories. A recent one that made the news involved a Burger King employee and a 59-year-old customer. After placing his order at the drive thru, a customer asked for the prices to be shown on the screen. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request but the BK employee, 35-year-old Michael White, didn’t think so and refused. The customer got angry and called White a derogatory name. What that name was I have no idea, but it was enough to get White pretty pissed. White removed his headset and walked out of the store, telling his manager to go ahead and clock him out. He then proceeded to walk to the customer’s car, punch him in the face and toss a soda on him before fleeing the area. White is now looking at simple assault charges and I am guessing the customer will be a bit more careful with the name-slinging. Anyone with information on Michael White’s whereabouts are asked to contact the Lower Paxton Township Police at 717-724-8317 or Crimestoppers at (800) 262-3080.…

WEST HAVEN, Conn. – Police say that the 81-year-old William Murphy used a hammer like tool to bash his wife, 71-year-old Jean Murphy, in the head with after she fell asleep on the couch. To keep her from calling for help, he took the phone with him when he fled the with their car. Luckily, Jean survived the attack and was able to get neighbors to call 911. She was treated for fractures to her head and cuts to her hands. William was picked up later after being stopped for an unrelated traffic violation. He was subsequently charged with assault and interfering with an emergency call.  Cases involving elderly spousal abuse always interest me for some reason. I think it is because I see it like a race where someone has almost made it to the finish line of a race but just decides to sit down and shit their pants. I mean, you almost made it through your life and this is how you want to end things? But at his age, he very well could have been suffering from some form of dementia and thought she was a nail.…

CINCINNATI – The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…

Houston – I posted about this in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but it was at the end of the day and I didn’t have enough time to get the story posted. It’s pretty depressing. Raquel Mundy, 24, had dropped her mom and two kids off at a Greyhound bus station around 1:30 a.m. Thursday for a family trip. She could not go with them because she was currently in school.  When Mundy returned to where she had parked her, she found that it had been towed. She attempted to call family members for a ride and when she was unable, she made the fatal decision to get into a grey car driven by an unknown male. The last anyone heard from Raquel was when she texted her mother to tell her she was in danger and with a man she did not know. Her body was found in a field the next day, she had been strangled to death. Police were asking anyone with information on the case to contact HPD Homicide at 713-308-3600 or Crime Stoppers at 713-222-TIPS.…

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I don’t normally post these types of stories as I understand how sometimes a kid can get up at night and walk out the front door without the parents even being aware of it. This seems to be the case regarding 4-year-old Selena Everitt who was found walking alone almost a mile from home Monday morning, dressed in just her pajama bottoms. A stranger noticed the girl, picked her up and took her to a nearby police station at around 8:30 a.m. Her parents were found at around 11:00 a.m. after Daniel Everitt, the girl’s father, flagged down another officer to report his little girl missing. You can watch some video here, and the man truly does seem upset with what happened. So why did I go ahead and post these two? It’s because of a comment made by made by police where they say they’ve had run-ins with the Everitts before. This fact is what led to them charging Daniel and Tracza Everitt with misdemeanor child endangerment.…

SPRING HILL, Fla. – Neighbors describe the house where 21-year-old Stanley Eckard and his family lived as the “rowdy” house of the neighborhood. Loud fighting, visits by police, stuff like that. On Friday Stanley’s 19-year-old brother, Sean Eckard, went missing. Later that night, his mother observed something that helped pinpoint his whereabouts. She witnessed Stanley burying something at the side of the house. When she asked him what he was doing, he informed her that he was burying some items from an ex-girlfriend. His sister wasn’t buying it and asked her dad to go see what was in the hole. It didn’t take much digging to find the dead body of Sean. When questioned by detectives, Stanley admitted to getting into an argument with his brother before strangling him. He had planned to move the body after his parents went out of town. Stanley has been charged with murder and is being held without bond. Now I am no murdering mastermind, but I do have some advice for any of you deciding to murder your brother and then bury them…make sure your mom isn’t watching.…

BOULDER, Colo. – A woman was walking along a hiking trail while talking to her sister on her cell phone. Up ahead she saw a scrawny man caressing a rock while holding a knife. As they passed each other, the man asked if “he could be with her” to which she replied “no”. The man then began following her as she walked, mimicking her phone conversation with her sister. After a short while the man became tired of this and grabbed the woman from behind who had just enough time to tell her sister she was being attacked before dropping her phone. He then tried to pull off her shorts and was met with several punches to the face from the woman. Initially dazed, the man returned the favor, striking the woman in the face and head. She was still able to break free from her attacker and ran for about 5-minutes before using the phone at a nearby home. Acting on a tip, police located Michael Gonzales-Davis, 25, and placed him into custody.…

Las Vegas – After witnessing 25-year-old Jason Sindelar slap his girlfriend inside a Las Vegas hotel room, Iman Aubry asked 26-year-old DeMario Reynolds to intervene. Reynolds and Sindelar, both friends, got into a heated argument that escalated into punches being thrown inside the bathroom. The fight stopped with Sindelar leaving the room and Reynolds sitting on the couch out of breath. But Sindelar, a MMA Fighter, returned to the room and proceeded to punch Reynolds over and over again until he was rendered unconscious. Paramedics were called, but it was too late for the former University of Nevada football player, who died later at the hospital. When interviewed, Sindelar told police that a fight never occurred and that Reynolds had simply drug him away from an argument he was having with his girlfriend. Police responded by charging him with murder and battery. Looks like MMA fighters just don’t have much luck in Vegas lately. Aside from this murder you also have Bryan ‘King Daddy” Hall charged with murder and robbery with a deadly weapon, Junie Browning facing battery charges after threatening to kill and rape the family of nurses trying to help him after a failed suicide attempt and of course, Mike Whitehead and his sexual assault fiasco.…

Houston – Remember the story I posted last month regarding the teacher at Jamie’s House Charter School being captured on video beating on a 13-year-old student? Well you should remember because it was Pulitzer Prize winning material, man! Well there is an update to the story. For those too lazy to click the link to the original story, science teacher Sheri Lynn Davis was fired from her position after video surfaced of her beating on 13-year-old student, Isaiah Johnson. Yesterday charges were finally filed and Davis was not the only one to find themselves in some hot water. “Not only did they get the teacher who beat Isaiah, they got the teacher who was in the room, they got the principal and now they’ve even got the superintendent,” said Isaiah’s attorney Brant Stogner. “All of these individuals knew what happened and they failed to report it, they failed to help Isaiah.” Aside from Davis being charged with injury to a child, teacher Gabriel Hahn Moseley, Principal David Leonard Jones and Superintendent Ollie Williams Hilliard have all three been charged with failure to report child abuse.…

Daily Bites

June 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm by  
  • Lot of news over the weekend and with a late start this Monday, just not enough time to get it all out there. With court records stating Melissa Huckaby drugged 8-year-old Sandra Cantu before sexually assaulted her with a rolling pin and police publically asking for information on the whereabouts of Kyron Horman’s stepmother – well, just a lot of stuff going on. Here is a small sampling of stories not making national news and being talked about in the forums:
  • Dakota has a story posted about a 13-year-old babysitter who was charged with manslaughter in the death of a 2½-year-old girl. The toddler died of blunt-force trauma to the back of her head.
  • NEWPORT, N.H. Another story involving a grandfather running over a kid with their riding lawnmower. Jonathan Howe, 2, received extensive wounds to both of his legs after sliding under a lawnmower being driven by his grandfather. Keeping my claws crossed the boy doesn’t lose anything. Accidents like that suck for everyone involved.
  • Whisperswing has a story out of Houston involving a young mother who sent a text message to her mother telling her she thought she was in danger shortly after she accepted a ride from a stranger.