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In The Mean Time...

Tampa – Middleton High School assistant principal, Lauren S. Tilo, has been arrested for sending a naked picture of herself to a 14-year-old boy. Police say the 30-year-old met the boy in February while playing World of Warcraft and were both aware of each other’s ages. In March, Tilo sent the teen a message from her cell phone with an image of herself in a “provocative and sexual pose.” The boy told a school guidance counselor about the picture on Wednesday. Why? Who knows. But it sucks for Tilo as she has been removed from her position at the school (with pay, of course because you know, she’s a teacher. Sometimes I wonder exactly what a teacher would have to do to be immediately fired with no pay. I actually create scenarios in my head that consist of teachers dressed as Hitler forcibly giving students a Dirty Sanchez or maybe a science teacher whipping out a male sex doll dressed to look like Jesus and having anal sex with it on his desk.

New York – Just fuckin’ with ya’ – it was a pair of pit bulls. Hey look, if some other dogs maul some people and make the news, I’ll be more than happy to post about it. On Tuesday morning, a pair of pit bulls escaped from their kennels in an unfenced backyard. The owner was not home, but his sister was. She went outside and tried to get the two dogs, a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old, back into their kennel when they began to attack her. A 45-year-old neighbor across the street heard the sister’s screams and went out to help only to have both dogs begin attacking her. It wasn’t until firefighters arrived that the dogs stopped their assault. By this time the sister had suffered puncture wounds to both arms and a large bite wound to her right leg while the neighbor suffered a large facial wound along with puncture wounds to her head and face and large bite wounds to both legs. No charges have been filed against the owner at this time.…

Arizona – Christie Elliot, 25, is an English teacher and cheerleading coach at Empire High School in Arizona who has been arrested for getting sexually involved with one of the students in her English class. She has been charged with luring a minor for sexual exploitation and sexual conduct with a minor. Her day turned shitty after the parent of the victim began snooping around and found some disturbing messages on his cell phone. They also found topless pictures of Elliot on their kid’s computer. They immediately contacted the school and effectively cock-blocked their son for a bit. Police were notified and after interviewing both Elliot and the student, they determined that illegal activity had taken place. Since you cannot fire a teacher in the US unless they talk shit about Obama in the school’s cafeteria while raping a puppy on top of a pile of murdered babies, the school district simply chose not to renew her contract.…

Dennis Bradford Finally Got It Right

May 20, 2010 at 9:14 am by  

Being readers of this site means that you are probably well-versed in the crimes that are frequently featured in the various crime shows on television. One case in particular that has made the rounds for the last 20 years is the ordeal suffered by a then 8-year-old Jennifer Schuett. In a nutshell, she was abducted from her bedroom, raped and then had her throat slit by her attacker and left to die. But she didn’t. For the last two decades, Schuett helped police piece together everything that happened that day and with the advancement of DNA testing over that time, Dennis Bradford was arrested and charged with the crime in 2009. On May 10th, he was found dead in his cell where he had hung himself. Since there will be no trial, police have released his videotaped confession. Some feel that the man robbed Schuett of some justice and that she is disappointed at not being able to face him in court. For that, I sympathize. But personally, since he didn’t do the right thing and hang himself before he abducted her, I’m just glad he did it and is no longer any type of threat or burden on society.…

Port St. Lucie, FL – “My mother is a walking piece of shit,” John Wilson said. “I hate my mother.” So he stabbed her. And then he stabbed her some more. He kept stabbing like an Alfred Hitchcock movie. He reportedly said the best stab was “the stab where she stopped breathing.” His mother, 56-year-old Patricia Wilson, died Monday morning after having been repeatedly stabbed in the back and neck by her dear son. I guess I’d better back up and clue you all in on what went down, huh? According to John’s live-in girlfriend, Gina Weathers, John started acting a little freaky over the weekend. He had come in contact with some poison last Saturday while on the job as an exterminator, and had been acting as if he was intoxicated all weekend. Gina and John began arguing early Monday morning because she felt he needed to be seen by a doctor. And because he was “still stumbling around like he was intoxicated,” she hid his car keys from him.…

DENVER, Pa. – On April 17th, 4-year-old Alexandrea died from a lethal dose of methadone and Xanax. Yesterday her 30-year-old father, Brian Moskal, was charged with killing her. Moskal is legally allowed to possess and use these drugs for himself, but admitted to investigators that he also gave them to his daughter. He stated that he gave the girl two doses of the drugs, one at 8 p.m. and one at midnight the morning before she was found unresponsive. Moskal is charged with criminal homicide, drug delivery resulting in death, drug delivery and endangering the welfare of a child. He was not in jail long before he was transported to the hospital in critical condition. No word on why. After posting this, I wanted to double-check to see if anyone had reported on why he was hospitalized. I didn’t find anything, but did find his full mugshot. I think some of you will find his T-shirt interesting. …

Milwaukee, WI- Here is a real shitty story that is probably going to make your stomach churn…and then some. For several months, residents in a Milwaukee neighborhood kept finding several plastic grocery bags filled with of what appeared to be human waste scattered along the streets throughout the area. The disgusting dung bags seemed only to cease appearing when school went on break. One resident, who only wants to be known as Bob, became fed up with the shit and decided to catch the crappy culprit on camera. To his surprise, and the surprise of others, Bob discovered the person behind the plastic-bagged poo was a lady bus driver for First Student, a bus company contracted by Milwaukee Public Schools. The video Bob took of the bus driver shows the woman pulling down her pants and defecating inside the empty bus. The video also shows the driver smoking while she does her dirty deed. When finished, the driver pulls back up her drawers, flicks the cigarette out of the bus, drives the bus one block down, and then opens the doors and tosses the bag of crap out  onto the street.…

The Daily Bite

May 19, 2010 at 5:46 pm by  
  • I know most of you were pulling your hair with worry today. “Where’s Morbid? I sure hope he is ok!” Well I am, I just had to go buy a new vehicle and it took up most of the day, so please – stop the worrying and cancel the Missing You cards. I’ll be back tomorrow to ruin your day with a brand new car payment I didn’t want. In the meantime…
  • MARYLAND – Ryan Philip Sewell, 19, was charged with indecent exposure after being caught putting his genitals on the door handles of vehicles in a parking deck. As weird as that is, the image I have of him doing it cracks me up.
  • FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Teen beating victim Josie Lou Ratley continues to slowly recover and will be able to go home in the next two weeks, her mother said Wednesday. She still has a long way to go, only recently being able to count to 10 and still having issues with colors. Luckily, she doesn’t recall what the hell happened to her.

Chicopee, MA- And police are saying this was no joke. On Monday afternoon, 24-year old Matthew Brace along with his girlfriend and their 3-month old baby girl entered the gas station located near an Econo Lodge, where the couple had been staying on public assistance. A maintenance worker at the station asked Brace how old was the child. “For two 40s, you can have her,” Brace replied and then he placed the child and her stroller in the man’s truck. The man told Brace he was going to go call the police and Brace immediately removed the child from the vehicle and left the station. When officers arrived, they found Brace with his daughter behind the gas station. Police said Brace was trying to hide the stroller behind a dumpster. His girlfriend, who has not been charged, was located inside the store buying cigarettes. DFC was called and the child was placed in their custody. Brace was charged with reckless endangerment of a child and sent to Baystate Medical Center for an evaluation.…

Memphis, TN – Saniiyah Kuykendall, 2, did the unthinkable Friday evening and accidentally defecated on the living room floor. For that misdeed, she was allegedly beaten by her mother’s live-in boyfriend, 23-year-old Calvin Jones. Calvin, who was caring for girlfriend’s children that evening, reportedly disciplined the child by beating her with a basketball shoe and the back of his hand. When Saniiyah’s mother, Anisha Alford, returned home at about 8:00 that night, she noticed her toddler was looking a bit rough. She told police police that the girl complained of being sick, was cold to the touch, and was spitting up for much of that night. But she didn’t seek medical attention. A friend visiting the couple later that evening noticed the child’s eyes were rolling back in her head and her eyelashes kept fluttering. The friend offered to sit with the other children in the home so Calvin and Anisha could take the toddler to the emergency room – they declined the offer, opting to retire for the evening instead.…

Man Attacked By His Own Pit Bulls

May 19, 2010 at 6:33 am by  

Lowell, MA – Bruce Briere was pulling into his driveway Tuesday when he heard a commotion coming from his next-door neighbor’s place. He looked over the fence and saw his neighbor, 68-year-old David Spaulding, being attacked by his two pit bulls. “He was laying on the ground and saying something or moaning and said help,” says Briere. “They had their jaws into him, they had their jaws into his chest, his arms.” Briere, 62, told police he tore off pieces of fence and hurled them at the dogs until the animals retreated into the house, quite possibly saving the man’s life. Spaulding’s grandson, Richie Lee, says the dogs, Bullseye and Venom, were his grandfather’s passion and not trained to be vicious. “They were awesome dogs,” he says. “There was never really any problems with ’em, I can’t believe they would just snap like that, especially on him.” The dogs, both males weighing about 100 pounds each, were from the same litter and were about 18 months old. Animal Control officials report they had never received a complaint about either animal.…

According to an article posted by Dneilz, a group of teenagers found the body of a newborn outside a home in Grand Traverse County last Friday. The infant was reportedly wrapped in a bag and it’s skin appeared to be severely burned. Officials are awaiting autopsy results and the search for the birth mother continues. Source: Up North Live