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In The Mean Time...

West Columbia, SC – Police say 29-year-old Jason Lemmon Sr. got all stabby with an 11-year-old kid before attempting to strangle another. According to authorities, Lemmon began the assault against the older boy by punching him in the face. He then stabbed the child in the upper torso at least three times – violently enough to break the knife. Holy crap! Psycho much? A woman and her 9-year-old son inside the home heard the child yelling for help and ran into the room. Lemmon allegedly wrapped his hands around the younger kid’s neck and tried to strangle him before dragging him outside. The kid’s mother smacked Lemmon on the head with her cell phone, putting an end to the attack. Authorities say Lemmon then ran from the scene and fled to the Columbia Metropolitan Airport where he was detained by airport police. He is apparently related to one of the kids and was a guest at the home. He’s been charged with two counts of assault and battery with intent to kill and one count of possessing a weapon during the commission of a violent crime.…

Indianapolis, IN – Samura Jenkins claims her 11-year-old daughter has behavioral issues and those behavioral issues have made it rather difficult to find a babysitter. I mean, you gotta pay extra if your kid is a stinkin’ brat, right? Anyway, putting her mad parenting skillz to work, Samura came up with a solution – she’d chain and padlock the kid to her bed. Brilliant! She made sure the child had access to food, water, toilet and telephone by using an extra long dog chain. She had a fire contingency plan, too. If a fire broke out in the apartment, the kid just had to pick up the phone and call her mother at work and mommie dearest would reveal where the padlock key was hidden. Unlike many of the other chained-up kiddo stories we have discussed here, Samura’s apartment was actually free of bugs, vermin, moldy food, urine and feces. While Samura may not have an issue with such confinement, the law does. It all kinda fell apart after the girl informed a friend that she couldn’t come out and play because she was chained to her bed.…

Polk Twp., PA – On June 6th, a doctor in the pediatric unit at Lehigh Valley Medical Center called police to report she was treating a 13-year-old believed to have been recently pregnant. During the course of treatment, the girl admitted to performing a “home abortion” with a lead pencil earlier that week. According to the criminal complaint, the girl attempted the abortion on Wednesday. By Saturday morning, she had grown increasingly ill and began experiencing contractions. When the pain became unbearable, she called her alleged boyfriend, 30-year-old Michael Lisk, and pleaded for assistance. Lisk advised her to “push hard” when she got a strong contraction. The girl eventually gave birth on a toilet in her home. She later told police the baby was stillborn. After the birth, the teen placed another call to Lisk. He told her to wrap the baby in a plastic bag and he’d come over to help. She placed the infant in a bag and threw it near a tree in her yard. Lisk later retrieved the infant and allegedly buried it near his home.…

WYNNE, AR – God must have been distracted with that oil spill sullying up his ocean the other day because he obviously had his back turned to Arkansas where an 80-year-old woman was beaten to death in her church. Or maybe he was aware of it. I dunno and it really doesn’t matter I guess as either way, Lillian Wilson died in an extremely unpleasant fashion within the walls of the church she worshiped in.  She had been at the Central United Methodist Church to help with storm relief and was found by her pastor, Dixon Platt, beneath one of the pews when he arrived there on Sunday to collect disaster care buckets she had brought. Police feel whoever did this took off in her gray Mercury Marquis, because it is currently missing. In the article I linked to, it states “One suspect is reportedly Thomas Tweedle, a man in his early 40s.” with absolutely no other information on why he is a suspect. The video after the jump mentions two suspects.…

The Yoyito Cafe Restaurant Massacre

June 7, 2010 at 2:50 pm by  

HIALEAH, Fla. – On Sunday Hialeah hosted a man’s shooting rampage that left four dead and three injured, while also becoming the most violent crime spree in the town’s history. Liazan Molina, 24 moved to the area from Cuba four months ago and had started working at Yoyito’s Restaurant and Cafeteria. At around 10:30 p.m. she got into an argument with her boyfriend, 38-year-old Gerardo Regalado, in the parking lot. Regalado pulled out a gun and shot Molina several times killing her. He then walked into the restaurant, which was still open, passed by some men and then opened fire on Molina’s female co-workers. He would shoot six of them and leave the restaurant with 32-year-old Maysel Figueroa, 47-year-old Lavina M. Fonseca and 55-year-old Zaida Castillo dead inside. Police would find Regaladod later, dead from a self inflicted gunshot. The three survivors are 55-year-old Mayra Delacaridad and Yasmine Dominguez – both in critical condition; 36-year-old Ivet Coronado Fernandez who is in serious condition and as of this morning, in a coma.…

Bridgeport, Conn. – Jeffrey Parlemon, 21, was killed the other day after getting into an argument with a fellow motorist. Parlemon was not happy that the other driver had stopped short at a yellow light. I feel for Parlemon in that regard as drivers who do that make me wish I had one of those cow scoops you see attached to trains in those old West pictures. Words were exchanged between the two – an activity I partake in fairly regularly while in traffic – but Parlemon made a couple really dumb decisions and took it a bit too far. His first mistake was that him and his friends decided to go looking for the other driver at his home, but he was not there. The second mistake was Parlemon’s decision to brandish a BB gun while confronting a man who was at the home. You always have to take into account that the person you are threatening with a fake gun has a real one. Like in this case.…

Fort Pierce, FL- On May 28, a loss prevention official at the Wal-Mart Super-center was notified about a customer eating deli food by the back dairy section. Using a closed circuit television system, the loss prevention official told police she located a woman, 29-year old Lynn M. Burghart, with a bottle of orange juice, a bag of fried chicken and a container of mac & cheese. Burghart was watched as she guzzled down the OJ, threw the container in the trash and then grabbed another bottle and began drinking it. Burghart then walked over to the women’s clothing area where she met up with her 74-year old grandmother. Burghart gave the bag of fried chicken (estimated value of $5.85) to her grandmother, who stashed it on the side of her wheelchair. Burghart then hid the orange juice in the rear of her grandmother’s wheelchair and pushed the chair toward a front door. The loss prevention official stopped them as they exited through the grocery doors. Both women admitted that they had stole the merchandise.…

Murfreesboro, TN – Ugh. This nasty puke makes me feel all homicidal and shit. According to authorities, 23-year-old Eric Massengill has been diddlin’ a 5-year-old girl and has the photos and video to prove it. The douche was booked on charges of child rape and possession of child pornography after a friend of his happened to see said pics and videos and placed a call to law enforcement. During an interview with detectives, Massengill admitted to having oral sex with the child on at least 24 occasions. In his possession at the time of his arrest, two pictures and four videos featuring himself and the child. Out of respect for the victim, I will not link his Myspace here, but I will tell you this much – he professes his love for the child in his extended network banner. His albums are filled with pictures of the girl. As a matter of fact, he has more pictures of her than her incubator does. And wouldn’t ya know it, her momma is his #1 friend.…

Wenatchee, WA – Pop quiz, Demonites!! How many foreign objects do you think one dude could cram up his poop chute? Mind you, we aren’t talking about singular foreign objects, we are talking a collection of foreign objects grouped together before said cramming. Before today, my guess would have been somewhere around 4.5, and that’s stretching it a bit. Give up? How ’bout I just give you the full list, k? One cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized baggie of smoking tobacco, one bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a smoking pipe measuring approximately 1″, a small baggie of ganja, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ok…so I’m just shittin’ ya about the bird, but that is quite an assload, no? According to authorities, Gavin Stanger, 24, packed all that junk in his trunk for a three day stay at Chelan County Regional Justice Center, leaving law enforcement officers shaking their heads in amazement. “We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’” Wenatchee Police Department spokesman Sgt.…

CLEVELAND – Jeffrey Joseph was indicted by a grand jury on charges that he kidnapped and raped an 8-year-old female student in an elementary school’s basement bathroom nearly 11 years ago. The victim came forward last December and told police that Joseph, then a gym teacher at the now closed Miles Elementary, shoved her into a bathroom stall, covered her mouth and inappropriately touched her. Of course some are wondering why the girl has taken so long to tell anyone of the attack, while others inform those people that it’s not uncommon for a young victim of sexual abuse to wait years before revealing what has happened to them. But here’s the thing, this isn’t the first time Joseph has been accused of doing this. Oh, no siree! Allegations of a similar nature were leveled at him in 2005 and three times in 2006. But of course since he is a teacher and wasn’t accused of anally fisting children forced to repeat the Lord’s Prayer while he sucked off a goat dressed like a nun, he has continued to teach in elementary schools.…

EVANS, Colo. – You know, I didn’t think anyone would top Jaded’s Thursday ritual of drinking box wine and then driving naked around the neighborhood on a riding lawnmower while flicking lit cigarettes at children, but I am pretty sure 21-year-old Gary Carville has her beat. Police say that on Thursday, Carville got into a fight with his girlfriend stemming from the fact that their 10-month-old puppy named “Midnight” kept waking him up with his early-morning barking. He also wasn’t happy with her stupid decision to give up smoking cigarettes and weed because, well, she’s pregnant. After smashing his bong and cutting his hand, Carville grabbed his woman by the throat while punching his girlfriend’s mother a couple times when she tried to intervene. But he wasn’t done yet. Carville then took Midnight and tossed his ass off a bridge and into the South Platte River. The police report has the girlfriend stating she saw the dog “flip” out of Carville’s hands as they drove over the river, and then she “heard it splash.” She added that when they went back over the bridge they saw the puppy trying to swim, but sadly no one has seen the dog since.…

SAN ANTONIO – At around 11:30 p.m. some people watched as a woman, described as being in her late teens, stopped her SUV in the middle of the road. They stated the woman got out, opened the back door and threw an object on the ground before getting back in and driving off. Curious as to what the woman had tossed out into the street, the witnesses went to investigate. To their horror, the object turned out to be a crying 1-year-old boy. Meanwhile, the woman in the SUV was witnessed driving with her back door ajar and a car seat hanging out of it. Witnesses told police that the woman told them someone had stole her baby and then she threw herself on to the pavement. While paramedics were treating her son, the woman returned and was unable to explain why it had taken her so long to come back to her kid. Also in the SUV was a male in his late teens who explained that the boy had gotten out of his safety seat before, and was known to enjoy a little tuck-and-roll on hard asphalt.…