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MUNSON, PA — Three Pennsylvania men are facing a whole heap of charges after police say they banged several different species of farm animals several times a week for about 4-5 years.

And yes, they captured all that sweet, sweet lovin’ on video.

Police received a tip from a 16-year-old boy that lived on what is being called a “makeshift farm” with 41-year-old Terry Wallace, 32-year-old Matthew Brubaker, and 34-year-old Marc Measnikoff.

This same teen boy informed police the men used some sort of specially designed V-shaped pen to facilitate the sexual contact between man and beast. The boy also claims he was forced to assist with restraining the animals while the trio did their thing.

The victims included dogs, female horses, a cow and a goat.

Police claim that a search of the property led to the discovery of a large volume of homemade videos, cameras and recording equipment.

In addition to the combined 1,400+ counts of animal cruelty and 1,400+ counts of sexual intercourse with an animal, the men were charged with child endangerment and corruption of minors.…

CALDWELL, ID – A woman who knew her husband was molesting their children may be protected from prosecution because of Idaho’s “faith healing” exemptions.

What’s worse than knowing that your husband is molesting your children for 17 years and not doing anything about it?

Knowing that your husband is molesting your children for 17 years and not doing anything about it, because God.

Meet Sarah Kester, alleged mother in Caldwell, Idaho and anointed in the Lord to protect her ne’er-do-well husband Lester Kester and his wayward, perverted pickle.

Lester Kester. That’s right. Somebody had sadistic parents. And prescient, too: it rhymes with “molester.”

Well, actually he’s Lester Kester, Junior. It’s really wrong like that.

They say “yesterday’s bitch is tomorrow’s abuser.” Maybe that’s why Lester molested all four of his daughters, some of them starting at age one.

He’s not likely to get away with it, but his wife might.

You see, the Kester clan is part of a small, insular Pentecostal sect known as Followers of Christ. The Followers appear to be best known for their practice of faith healing and their concomitant shunning of modern medicine.…

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A man who was caught filming a 12-year-old girl in a Rue 21 dressing room was chased down and detained by the girl’s mother.

According to the girl’s mother, they were at the store Saturday evening when the incident occurred.

While the girl was in a changing room stall, her mother went to get a different size of clothing for her daughter to try on.

When she returned, she and a female employee witnessed a man in an adjacent stall to her daughter.

The man, identified as 36-year-old Jorge Leon-Alfaro, was allegedly using a cell phone to film the little girl from underneath the stall.

With the help of other witnesses, the girl’s mother was able to chase down Leon-Alfaro and detain him in the parking lot. She also took the time to pull out her own phone and start recording him.

“This right here is what a predator looks like,” she can be heard saying in the video that has racked up 4 million views on Facebook.…

BARTOW, FL – A 38-year-old man has been accused of exchanging pornographic pictures with an 11-year-old girl that he admitted to making out with.

Michael Lee Caraway is a fixin’ man.

He fixes houses, for one. The 38-year-old Hudson, Florida man is a construction worker that apparently does remodels and other work on existing construction. Much better for meeting little ladies than working new construction.

Because, you see, Caraway fixes little girls, too.

And, like any good contractor, Caraway was making good progress on the Scope of Work for his latest Little Princess project.

After a recent Caraway gig at a Polk County residence, the homeowners became suspicious because of unspecified changes in their 11-year-old daughter’s behavior. I’m guessing it was something to do with her all of a sudden locking herself in her room for eight hours every day with professional photography equipment.

Because a subsequent investigation by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office would uncover more than 450 porno pics of herself that the girl had sent to Caraway. The article does not provide a timeline, but even if it took her folks a month to get wise, 450 naughtygrams is an astonishing output.…

RURAL RETREAT, VA – A woman has been accused of cutting off her boyfriend’s head allegedly demanded arresting police officers “to take me back and let me get my heads.”

Sometimes a trinket is all we have by which to remember a departed loved one. The need for that trinket, that last link, can exceed rationality.

Roena Mills, 41, knows. She’s no April Fool.

She is batshit crazy, though.

When Mercer County deputies were called to a house in Lerona, West Virginia, by annoyed residents this past April 1st, they found her deranged ass bouncing around, bloody and single-gloved, with “a pocket knife in her pants”.

Mills had been trying to convince the homeowners to loan her a chainsaw and some gasoline. They declined and offered to give her a ride somewhere. She declined their counteroffer. And refused to leave.

Deputies later reported that her eyes were glazed and that she kept talking to an unseen person whom she called “Daddy.”

She gave a false name and blamed all the blood on having been thrown through a glass door.…

CHICAGO, IL – A 16-year-old girl and an 18-year-old boy have been accused of killing another teen by stabbing him, setting him on fire, then running him over when he tried running away.

Firefighters were in the middle of training last Tuesday when they noticed smoke in a nearby field. When they went to investigate, they found the smoldering body of 18-year-old Luis Guerrero.

It wasn’t long before police had three teens in custody and charged in connection to Guerrero’s murder, all thanks to the parents of 18-year-old Francisco Alvarado.

Turns out that while police were on the scene, Alvarado’s parents told them their son was an acquaintance of Guerrero’s and that there was unexplained blood stains in their Jeep their son had borrowed that night.

This information led police to 18-year-old  Jesus Correa who took them to a motel where Alvarado was staying with 16-year-old Tia Brewer.

Inside the room police found Guerrero’s bloody backpack, a knife and screwdriver, as well as bags of food and clothing that indicated the couple were about to take a trip.…

BELLEVUE, WA – A former student and employee at Bellevue College has filed a lawsuit that claims a former assistant dean at the school raped her, assaulted her and stalked her for nearly six years.

Robert Hare, in a 2007 article entitled ‘Snakes in Suits: When Psychopaths Go to Work,’ claimed that psychopaths are three to four times as prevalent in senior management positions in the business world as in the population at large.

I’ve always thought that a similar study of the world of academia would make for interesting reading.

If the allegations in a quite explosive lawsuit prove true, 54-year-old Faisal Jaswal could well be the star of that study, as the behaviors and actions attributed to him are a shockingly pure expression of sexual sociopathy.

The lawsuit was filed a couple of weeks ago. It accuses Bellevue College in Bellevue, Washington, as well as the state of Washington, of fostering a hostile work environment by failing to protect an employee, identified only as S.R., from Jaswal.

The specific accusations seem almost fictionally malevolent.…

LUTHER, OK – Police say a 14-year-old boy stabbed a 14-year-old girl multiple times during an assembly at Luther High School.

Luther High School has around 250 students and the school’s board recently passed a measure to arm faculty members.

While none of the faculty are currently armed, they did just go through training for active threats which may have just saved a teen girl’s life on Thursday.

According to reports, the students were attending an assembly on the first day of school when a boy stood up and began attacking a female classmate.

Several teachers immediately intervened and quickly realize the boy was stabbing the girl.

They managed to get him off the girl and throw him up against a wall, but not before he had stabbed the girl 9 to 11 times.

The girl was flown by helicopter to the hospital where she is currently in stable condition.

The suspect was taken into custody and is being held in a juvenile detention center. Police do not know the relationship between the boy and the victim, or a motive.…

FOREST CITY, NC — No charges will be filed against the 15-year-old girl who shot and killed her mother’s abusive boyfriend.

Who wants to end the week on a happy note?

I do! I do!

Steven Kelley is such an asshole, he had to leave Indiana.

He had active domestic violence protection orders on his sorry ass from two different women in two different states, and I guess they made things pretty hot for him. So he loaded up the truck and he moved to Forest City. N.C., that is.

Of course, you can’t be a wife-beater without a wife, so Kelley brought along his new punching bag, girlfriend Chandra Nierman, 44, and her kids: a 12-year-old son and 15- and 16-year-old daughters. He should have left the kids in Indiana.

Changes in latitude, changes in attitude? Yeah, right. Different state, same old shit. He was up to his old tricks in no time.

Constant threats became action on August 4th, when Kelley started beating on Nierman and fired off a couple of rounds inside the house to make his point.…

PHOENIX, AZ – Police have charged a man with murder after he stomped another man to death for allegedly following his 16-year-old daughter into a convenience store bathroom.

According to a police report, 40-year-old Melvin Harris had picked up his 16-year-old daughter and two of her friends after they had gotten off work.

On the way home they made a stop at a QuikTrip convenience store to get drinks.

While his daughter was in the store, Harris was approached by Leon Armstrong who asked for some money. Armstrong then entered the store after Harris gave him some change.

A short time later, Harris’ daughter came out of the store and said that a man had followed her into the restroom and had tried to get into the stall she was using. She notified employees and Harris informed a hired security guard at the store that if he didn’t handle the situation he was going to.

Armstrong was kicked out of the store and Harris’s daughter pointed him out as the man who was in the bathroom.…

MIAMI BEACH, FL – A man has been accused of beating his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter to death, and the possible reason behind the beating is mind-boggling.

Last Friday night, 27-year-old Dennys Llopiz called 911 claiming he found his girlfriend’s daughter, 3-year-old Skylar, slumped over in the shower after he put her there for soiling herself.

Possibly figuring that responding police may question the extensive bruising on Skylar’s body, Llopiz added that Skyler had fallen on some rocks when they went fishing the night before.

Skylar was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead. When doctors conducted an autopsy, it was quickly revealed the girl had not had a simple fallen on some rocks.

Skylar had suffered a large laceration to her liver, her large intestine, bowels and diaphragm and right lung were all bruised, the air sacs in her lungs were ruptured, and three ribs were fractured.

Her cause of death was ruled blunt force trauma.

Since Llopiz was the only person with the girl at the time of her injuries and his explanation for the girl’s injuries were not meshing with the obvious ass-kicking she was delivered, he was charged with her murder.…

CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, VA – A Virginia man will serve no active jail time after pleading guilty to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

One of the biggest debates in the world of social sciences at the turn of the 20th century was the age-old question of “nature vs. nurture,” or whether or not human behavior is determined by heredity (“nature”) or environment (“nurture”).

Without rehashing tens of thousands of pages of academic argument, some of it quite impassioned and even acrimonious, we will jump right to what appears to be the modern consensus: both usually play an important role.

Common sense, really, but then most of the things that academics argue about usually are.

To the readers who just cannot restrain themselves from delving deeper into this debate, I recommend watching the Three Stooges episode Hoi Polloi. Much more entertaining than the learned articles on the subject, and just as correct.

The salient point is that, as individuals, we often learn from our experiences, consciously or otherwise. Sometimes this weakens existing behaviors, sometimes it reinforces them.…

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