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Baltimore, MD — Police are investigating this bitch after a video appeared online in which she was seen beating the snot out of two young children, all while screaming like a maniacal harpy.

For those who can’t stomach the attached video, a rundown….

The roughly 23-second video opens with a screaming young girl looking for an escape from what looks to be the lower half of a bunk bed, as she has her hair pulled and is repeatedly slapped about the head, back, and rear.

The camera then pans to a young boy. It appears as if he is lifted by his neck or hair, and repeatedly and violently whacked on the head and face.

Though most of her screaming is unintelligible, it sounds like she might be demanding that someone get his/her ass back home before she, the harpy, beats those kids to death.

The video was then apparently posted to Facebook, YouTube, and other social media type platforms.

Baltimore’s Child Abuse Center has received nearly 200 emails in connection to the video, the agency’s program and policy director told The New York Post.

Mims, FL — William Tolley was arrested for trying to make a buck by selling lewd photos and videos of a teen to her brother.

Tolley apparently found the content on a cellphone he had recently purchased from the teen girl’s ex-boyfriend. Not only did he try to sell the pics, he was kind of gross about it.

The cellphone originally belonged to the teen victim, but after a breakup with her boyfriend last summer, it was left behind with some other belongings.

After scrolling through the pics and videos, Tolley found the girl’s brother in her contacts and started texting him.

“Hey, tell (your sister) I got her old Stylo phone, and I really loved the pictures and videos of her that she had on it,” Tolley reportedly wrote to the boy. “Best kind (you) can get from girls. … Naked ones.”

He continued with…..

“(You) want to see her naked, don’t (you)?” Tolley wrote in the messages, investigators said. “Hey, tell her when she gets tired of not getting stuff she wants, (hit me up) OK.”

Tolley then requested $10 for each of the photos and $30 for each video.…

Brooklyn, NY — A man attempting to pay it forward got his ass handed to him inside a Texas Chicken and Burgers joint earlier this month.

Joseph Molohon, 37, apparently overheard a couple guys in the restaurant complaining that they were short a few bucks for their order. Molohon, who had just cashed his SS check, mentioned that he was more than willing to chip in.

“I help everybody. I help people with cigarettes. If they ask me for money, I’ll give them a dollar or two. I’m a really nice person. I’m a country boy,” Molohon said.

“I would have given them whatever they needed. If they needed five bucks, I would have given them five bucks. A meal there costs like $7.”

Instead of a ‘thanks’, or even a ‘no thanks’, the two men reportedly flipped their shit.

“He started saying stuff like, ‘Why are you talking to me?’ Then he took my cane, which was leaning on the table, and hit me over the head. The next thing I knew I was on the floor.”

Surveillance video shows the two men attacking Molohon, who says he suffers from MS and HIV.…

Nitro, WV — A man who apparently wants to be a cop when he grows up, is now facing charges after admitting to sexually assaulting an inebriated woman… as he was being interviewed for a position as a probationary police officer.

Authorities claim Tyler Ray Price showed up at the South Charleston Police Department on February 8, to participate in a pre-employment interview.

At some point, Price apparently mentioned to the officer conducting the interview that he had recently had sex with some drunk chick, while she was passed out. And, oh! He had video, too, which he also shared with the officer.

Police made contact with the woman, questioning rather she had consented to sex with Price. Turns out, she did not. As a matter of fact, though she recalled drinking rather heavily with Price on the evening of the alleged assault, she wasn’t aware that she had had sex with him until Price called and told her about it — after his failed interview.

She also apparently had no knowledge that the video existed.…

Tempe, AZ — Amanda McClammy, 32, was arrested because she was stupid enough to film herself bumping uglies with her Labrador, then texting the video to her husband.

Police learned of the video last month, after responding to the McClammy home on a report of domestic violence.

During questioning about the alleged DV, Amanda’s husband apparently blurted out that his wife had fucked their dog back in 2016, while he was out of state, filmed it, and texted it to him.

After reviewing the video, *gag* police have no doubt whatsoever Amanda did, indeed, engage in sexual relations with the dog.

Amanda was arrested at her place of employment earlier this month, and has reportedly admitted to the allegations. She’s been charged with one count of bestiality and is also facing charges for domestic violence.

Her husband was arrested for domestic violence, as well.…

Kansas City, MO — A 24-year-old man is facing multiple charges after he allegedly attempted to sexually assault a toddler at a Kansas City playground Friday.

The 2-year-old’s mother reportedly told police the man was “eyeballing” her child as she played on a swingset. The man snatched the child from the swing by her hips and pulled her diaper down, the woman said.

He lifted his shirt and pulled his pants down, she claimed, and started “thrusting” against her child.

At that point, she said, she ran at him and knocked him to the ground, where she fed him a few knuckle sammiches.

The man shook her off and beat feet, and the woman ran to a nearby homeless shelter to call 911.

William Bates Jr. was arrested near the playground shortly thereafter and was positively identified as the man who humped the toddler.

He was found to be in possession of marijuana and a white vial of unidentified fluid that emitted some kind of chemical odor.

Bates told police he had gotten a cigarette from someone near the park and remembers nothing of the alleged incident.…

Nashville, TN — A 27-year-old man was jailed on animal cruelty charges after allegedly dumping a Shih Tzu in a trash compactor at an apartment complex, and activating the machine multiple times.

A woman heard the pup whimpering and crying in the machine and called 911.

“I went to go throw my garbage in and I heard some whimpers,” the woman said. “I stuck my head in there and said ‘hey baby.’ It was a little doggie.”

The dog died four days later.

Surveillance video showed Terrence Clark pull up in a car, take the dog from the back seat and place it in a grocery bag. He is then seen putting the bag in the compactor and hitting the button to activate the machine four times, before driving off.

The dog, police say, belonged to his mother.

Clark is being held on $65,000 bond. He apparently has quite a lengthy criminal history, including an arrest for attempted first degree murder. Swell fella, eh?

For those who are unaware, like myself, Tennessee is the first state to adopt a statewide animal abuse registry.…

Martinsburg, WV — Molly Jo Delgado, 29, was charged Wednesday in connection with the deaths of her two young sons in January of this year.

Molly Jo reportedly confessed to setting fire to boys’ beds as they slept. She then walked out the front door of their mobile home and locked it from the outside, before moseying off to her parent’s home across the street.

Her husband, Justin Delgado Sr.,  who was asleep on the opposite side of the mobile home, was awakened by the smoke and attempted to get to the children’s bedroom. Unable to do so, Justin attempted to flee the trailer but found he was locked inside. He ended up screaming for help out of the kitchen window.

Molly Jo’s father, Drew McCombs, said he saw his daughter walking back to her trailer after she heard her husband yell that the trailer was on fire and he needed the key to get out.

McCombs and his wife, Brenda, entered the trailer in the hopes of rescuing the boys, but they, too, were unsuccessful.…

Bellingham, WA — A 29-year-old man told police he stabbed his mother to death because he’s a werewolf and she’s a vampire. Why, yes….. drugs may have played a part. How’d ya guess?

Sheaen Smith called 911 at about 2 p.m. Sunday, ranting about werewolves and vampires. When officers arrived at the home Smith shared with his mother, they found 57-year-old Aurora Lee Buol-Smith dead from multiple stab wounds. (Multiple = approximately 20). Several of those cuts, police say, were defensive wounds.

Officers made contact with Sheaen inside the home, and he apparently confessed to killing his mother…. in between delusional rants about werewolves and vampires and whatever else lives in a tweaker’s head. He was promptly arrested on suspicion of second-degree murder while armed with a deadly weapon.

Based on certain statements from Sheaen, investigators have reason to believe the motive, besides the whole vampire thing, was sexual in nature. Authorities have mentioned that it’s not clear if those statements were more delusions or actual facts, and they are waiting on the results of the autopsy.…

Vancouver, WA — Benjamin Walker, 27, is being held on $1 million bail after he admitted to choking his 78-year-old grandmother to death as she slept.

Walker, who lived in his grandmother’s garage, was apparently  just hanging out drinking beer early Monday, and decided he’d had enough of the woman’s nagging — she repeatedly asked him to turn off the lights and maybe take shorter showers — and “decided her and his fates.”

He entered her bedroom as she slept Monday morning, and choked the life out of her. But, BUT, he wanted to make sure she was good and dead, so he slit her throat with a kitchen knife, too, he said.

Grandma didn’t go quietly… police say Walker had numerous scratches on his chin and mouth. Damn shame he didn’t have a kitchen knife sticking out of his jugular.

After washing his hands, Walker reportedly walked to the Washougal Police department and confessed to the murder.

In court Tuesday, Walker’s court-appointed attorney claimed Walker was “remorseful and sad” about his grandmother’s death.…

CLIFTON HEIGHTS, PA — Police have arrested a daycare worker after she was caught on camera pushing a 4-year-old girl down a flight of stairs.

The incident happened Friday afternoon at the Child Care of the Future daycare, just minutes after a new surveillance camera had been installed.

A worker at the daycare was watching the camera’s live-feed when she witnessed 52-year-old Sarah Gable, a co-worker that has been at the center since June, assault the girl.

“Gable was seen struggling with the child prior to pushing her down the steps,” the arrest affidavit states. “After the child fell, Gable was observed grabbing her and continuing on.”

You can watch the video below, and the description above is pretty accurate. It was definitely intentional – as evident by the look on Gable’s face when she momentarily looks up at the camera.

Police were called and Gable, who has been working in the daycare industry for the last 25 years, was immediately fired.

Gable was taken into custody that same day on charges of simple assault, harassment that subjected another to physical contact and endangering the welfare of a child.…

ZEBULON, NC – Police have an 18-year-old in custody after he was found holding his mother’s decapitated head.

According to police, Oliver Funez called police Monday after he attacked his mother, 35-year-old Yesenia Funez Beatriz Machado.

When police arrived at the home, they witnessed Michael Myers Funez walking outside holding his mother’s head in one hand, and a large butcher knife in the other.

Funez was taken into custody without incident and has since been charged with first-degree murder. Officials say a motive behind the attack is still unclear.

Police also found two young children in the home, who were present when the attack occurred. Another child was at school at the time of the attack.

All three children are now with their father, who showed up at the scene that afternoon and was overcome with grief.

“It’s a terrible situation for the family, a terrible situation for the neighborhood and this county. I’m just glad things worked out the way they did and no one else was hurt in taking the suspect into custody,” Sheriff Kent Winstead said.…