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Pulpit of Doom Livestream – Episode 1

May 21, 2018 at 9:50 am by  

HERE, NOW – I want to thank all two of you who showed up our second livestream last night.

We are still working through the move to Youtube for our weekly podcast, so thanks to all of you you who continue to come out and support us as we work through the kinks.

Eventually we will nail down a format but for now we are just fiddling with the knobs and what-not, so expect a few technical difficulties as we find our groove again.

As for last night, myself, Jaded and Pagan discussed some of the top stories trending on the site, including the fatal “dachshund” mauling, the murderous clown and his yodeling henchman, elderly masturbation, giving a cup of semen to your daughter, and the Tim Horton’s shitter.

We also talked about the upcoming Han Solo movie no one asked for and the school shooting in Texas. So, as usual, it went everywhere.

Next week we will be livestreaming on Saturday at 10:00 pm eastern and will make a point of taking calls.…

BESSEMER CITY, NC – An ex-cop is facing murder charges after police say he intentionally drove his vehicle into a restaurant, killing his daughter and daughter-in-law.

On Sunday, 62-year-old Roger Self was with around eight of his family members inside the Surf and Turf Lodge when he excused himself.

His family thought he went to the bathroom, but Self had actually went out to the parking lot and got into his Jeep.

Police say Self then Intentionally drove his Jeep into the restaurant at a high rate of speed and struck the table where his family was seated.

Pictures of the incident seem to indicate Self drove straight through the building and struck the back wall.

“I saw a white Jeep just fly right past my face,” said a waiter. “It was so unreal. I saw chairs and tables and cups just flying everywhere. It just sounded like a tornado.”

Many people were injured in the crash, but two people died from the impact — Self’s own daughter, 26-year-old Katelyn Self, who was a deputy with the Gaston County Sheriff’s Office, and his daughter-in-law, Amanda Self.…

NORTH BEND, WA – A 32-year-old man was killed over the weekend after being attacked by a mountain lion while mountain biking.

SJ Brooks was mountain biking with his friend, 31-year-old Isaac Sederbaum, Saturday morning when a mountain lion began chasing them.

“It sounds like they were just riding bikes when of the victims hears a scream from his partner and sees they’re being chased by a cougar,” Captain Alan Myers with Fish and Wildlife said.

Brooks and Sederbaum proceeded to do all things you are supposed to do in that type of situation and got off their bikes, using them as a weapon against the mountain lion and yelling at the animal.

“Which is exactly what we tell people to do,” said Myers. “Don’t run, whatever you do, don’t run, throw things at it, make noise. It sounds like that’s what they started doing initially.”

The mountain lion ran off but quickly returned. It first attacked Sederbaum before turning its attention to Brooks. Sederbaum said his entire head was in the cat’s mouth when Brooks made a run for it.…

SENECA FALLS, NY – A couple has been jailed after a 3-year-old boy was beaten so badly that he is currently on life support with no brain activity.

Police responded to the apartment of Donald and Alison Bovio on Saturday after Donald called to report his stepson had fallen down the stairs.

First-responders would find the boy lying unconscious on the kitchen floor with substantial trauma to his head and body.

The boy was airlifted to the hospital in critical condition where he’s currently on life support after suffering a brain hemorrhage. He’s unable to breathe on his own and is showing no brain activity.

Doctors would determine the injuries the boy had suffered were not the result of falling down stairs, but rather an assault.

After questioning the couple, and based on information from the doctors who examined the boy, police arrested the couple on charges of assault in the first degree.

Court documents say the couple allegedly beat the boy “with a belt numerous times and intentionally caused his head to strike a hard floor surface.”

Additional charges are expected to be filed when the couple is indicted on Thursday.…

LANGLEY, BC – There’s a video that has started circulating that shows an angry woman inside a Tim Horton’s attacking employees with her own shit. I figured I’d share.

In the video you can watch below, preferably while eating, a thin, blond woman can be seen arguing with an employee.

There is no sound, but you can tell the woman is irate as she points her finger at a male dressed as, per a Reddit commenter, a Tim Horton’s supervisor.

The woman slams some napkins on a counter before pulling her pants down and leans back against a partition. In full view of staff and patrons, the woman proceeds to take a dump so nasty it tripped my gag reflex.

Not done, the woman scoops the mess off the floor without hesitation and slings it at the employee with chimpanzee-like precision.

The staff are off camera at this point so no telling if they got hit – but if the liquid nature of her bowel movement is any indication, chances are someone got something on them.…

CARTER COUNTY, OK — From the “Headlines I Never Thought I’d Ever Write” department comes a story about a 52-year-old woman who was mauled to death by her neighbor’s seven dachshunds.

On Thursday evening, Tracy Garcia was attacked by the dogs near her home.

Police were called to the scene and ended up shooting one of the dogs as it charged at them.

Garcia, a mother of two, was treated at the scene and then taken to the hospital where she later died.

The remaining dogs were rounded up and put down at the request of the owner. While the predominant breed of the dogs was dachshund, they were also mixed with terrier and border collie.

“A predominant breed in these dogs is definitely standard dachshund,” said an animal shelter employee. “They have really noticeable characteristics like their knobby legs, knees, very short legged dogs and their coats.”

All of the dogs were 1 to 3 years old, weighed less than 40 pounds and were covered by ticks and fleas.…

LAS VEGAS, NV – A woman is facing murder charges after stabbing her roommate to death for calling her a bitch.

The incident happened earlier this month as 19-year-old Dymund Ellis and her roommate, 25-year-old Jayce Trevon Ernst were watching television.

Ellis became angry when Trevon would not stop talking during the show so she politely asked him to shut the hell up. Ernst replied with “Shut up bitch.”

Unhappy with the response, Ellis went to her room and returned with a knife. Holding it to Ernst’s chest, she told him, “Call me a bitch again.”

Ernst took a chance and called Ellis a bitch again.

According to police, Ellis admitted to pulling a knife on Ernst about 10 times in the past, and that every time Ernst had managed to get the knife away from her without anyone getting hurt.

“She told me she has anger problems and she just got extremely upset tonight,” an officer wrote in the report.

In this case, Ernst’s luck ran out. Ellis stabbed Ernst in the chest with the knife then hid the knife in her bedroom.…

WARREN, MI – A 37-year-old man in Michigan is facing criminal charges after he allegedly fathered a baby with his 20-year-old daughter.

Police began investigating Gregory St. Andre in February after the mother of his daughter told them her daughter had given birth to her father’s baby.

She went on to tell them the family had suspected he had been sexually abusing the girl for years.

“We’ve been through this for years. It started years ago,” the 20-year-old woman’s aunt said. “It’s just madness. It’s tearing our whole family apart.”

St. Andre’s wife is divorcing him and echoed the aunt’s statement, claiming she had suspected the abuse for over five years but could never get police involved.

When interviewed by police, St. Andre denied ever having sex with his daughter but did not deny he was the baby’s father. However, he did admit giving her a cup of his semen but he “doesn’t know what she did with it.”

As ridiculous and unbelievable as that claim sounds, it’s about the only defense the guy has at the moment so I can see why he is throwing that Hail Mary.…

BELGIUM – An award-winning clown in Belgium has been arrested after he butchered his ex-girlfriend in front of her three children in an act of revenge.

According to reports, 31-year-old Kevin Lapeire was very bitter over his breakup with his girlfriend, 47-year-old Caroline Dombrecht.

It seems as if her three kids — ages 12, 15 and 17 — really did not like him. It was so bad that the kids reportedly would not even eat at the same table with Lapeire.

Because her kids did not like Lapeire and it didn’t seem as if the situation was improving, Dombrecht chose to end her relationship with him.

Lapeire couldn’t lick his wounds and move on like a man. Instead, he enlisted the help of his friend and protege, 38-year-old Dietwin Haegheman, to carry out a horrific act of revenge.

Police say on Sunday night, Lapeire and Haegheman broke into the woman’s home and tied up the three children. They then terrorized the family all night before butchering the poor woman while forcing her three children to watch.…

FRIENDSWOOD, TX – After being escorted from her child’s school play for being intoxicated, a Texas mother assaulted a police officer and then flooded her jail cell.

I get needing a lil’ suminsumin to get through your kid’s school events — school plays, fundraisers, parent-teacher conferences — but 35-year-old Christy Ann Churchwell really overdid it and just made a bad situation much, much worse.

Last Thursday she was watching her child in a play at Friendswood Junior High School when others begin complaining about her obnoxious behavior.

A police officer asked to speak with her outside and noticed she reeked of alcohol. After being helped outside, Churchwell balled up her fists and lunged at the officer.

That was when she was charged with public intoxication. While in custody, police would find eight 75 mL bottles of vodka in her purse, seven of which were empty.

As she was being escorted to a police car, Churchwell reportedly cursed at the officers present and kicked one of them. That’s when Churchwell was charged with assault of a police officer.…

TULSA, OK — Police are looking for a woman who is suspected of repeatedly stabbed her 11-year-old daughter before kidnapping her 7-year-old daughter.

An Amber Alert has been issued for 7-year-old Hafza Hailey who is believed to be with her biological mother, 39-year-old Taheerah Ahmad.

Ahmad is suspected of tying up her three daughters — ages 7, 9, and 11 — before repeatedly stabbing the 11-year-old girl.

The 7-year-old managed to get free and untie her 9-year-old sister, who ran to a relative’s home for help.

When police arrived, they found the kitchen on fire and the 11-year-old suffering from multiple stab wounds. Ahmad had apparently fled the scene taking Hailey with her.

The girl was rushed to the hospital where she is in critical condition. Doctors say she suffered so many stab wounds that they had a hard time how many she had suffered.

Ahmad is described as a black female with curly black hair with gold streaks in it. She could be driving either a black Lexus RX300 SUV with a paper tag or a blue Ford sedan with a paper tag.…

PASCO COUNTY, FL — A 51-year-old nursing assistant in Florida has been accused of molesting an elderly disabled woman with a shower head.

Christina Nappo was caring for an elderly disabled woman with the mental capacities of a 10-year-old after suffering serious brain trauma.

According to the arrest report, Nappo was instructing another CNA how to clean the woman and used “a shower head to stimulate the vaginal area with water pressure until the victim was heard moaning.”

Nappo allegedly told the other CNA she was showing her how to do it right for the times she was not around.

While technically two adults, police say that Nappo knew the victim well enough to know that the woman’s limited mental faculties would have left her without the ability to give consent.

Nappo was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation of an elderly person. She was booked into the Land O’ Lakes jail and bonded out a few hours afterward.

If convicted, Nappo is looking at a possible 5 years in prison and a $5,000 fine.…