Valasca
Death, horror, torture
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: A monkey walks into a bar, drinks some rum, grabs a kitchen knife and begins chasing customers.
The drunk and belligerent monkey terrorized customers in a Brazilian bar in the eastern state of Paraiba on Feb. 5.
Firefighters were called to remove the monkey before it hurt any patrons.
“It was a bar oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” Fire Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino told aRede, a Brazilian news site.
The monkey was only out for male patrons, Laurentino said, leaving the women alone.
The drunk and belligerent monkey terrorized customers in a Brazilian bar in the eastern state of Paraiba on Feb. 5.
Firefighters were called to remove the monkey before it hurt any patrons.
“It was a bar oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” Fire Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino told aRede, a Brazilian news site.
The monkey was only out for male patrons, Laurentino said, leaving the women alone.