Camborne, Cornwall — Back in 2009 I reported on David Truscott, the 41-year-old man who absolutely loves cow shit and continually gets into trouble satisfying his desire to have sex with it. Two years later, and it seems Truscott has been up to the same tricks, unable to stay away from his stinky lover.

I’ve seen enough scat videos to know that the fetish exists (and that the German people consider feces as food). But never before have I heard of anyone with a case of coprophilia as strong as Truscott’s. When I say he loves it, I mean he really, really loves it. He would frequently terrorize the family of a nearby farm by breaking into it and pleasuring himself while rolling around in cow manure, or crawling into a vat full of the stuff.

The family would catch a break for a few years after Truscott was convicted of setting their farm on fire, killing a cow. When we last reported on him, he was out of jail, but back at the same farm wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves.…

Mountain Grove, Missouri  – The 911 call came in on Saturday afternoon, March 6.  The Shootin’ Iron gun facility stated that a man had dropped his weapon during a concealed-carry class. The gun had accidentally discharged, hitting the man in the chest.  Which sounded okay, until someone did geometry and realized that a gun on the floor isn’t gonna hit the chest of a guy who’s standing.   Somewhere in Missouri, somebody done screwed up.

Glenn Seymour, 63, was a part-time emergency dispatcher who was familiar with revolvers but had recently switched to a Browning 9 mm semiautomatic. He was taking his concealed-carry class to help him get familiar with the new gun.

During the class, instructor Paul Richard Williams gave students an exercise:  using their non-dominant hand, students were to unholster their weapons, take the safety off, aim, and shoot the pretend threat in front of them.  Apparently this exercise was in case someone got shot in the shootin’ arm.  Also apparently, this exercise was being done with loaded weapons. …

OCALA, Fla. — Poor Helen Staudinger. All she wanted was a kiss from her 53-year-old neighbor, Dwight Bettner.

She wanted one so bad that she refused to leave his house until she got one. But Bettner rebuked her advances, explaining that he had a girlfriend already and that she needed to get her ass out of his house.

The 92-year-old woman returned home scorned to retrieve a .380 semi-automatic handgun she used to fire four times into Bettner’s home. She told police that she was aiming at the car he loved so much, but all four shots went into the home, one of the bullets missing the man by mere inches.

According to the police report, Bettner told police that he has had ongoing issues with Ms. Straudinger since he moved in six months ago and feels that she is enamored with him. Despite telling Staudinger that he’s in a relationship, she insists he is “supposed to be her man.”

He added that Straudinger even attempted to strangle another woman with whom she thought he was having an affair. …

RAVENNA, Mich. –– A performer has been arrested and charged with one felony count of manufacturing child sexually abusive material after posting an edited version of himself performing in front of a class of kids at Beechnau Elementary School on Youtube.

Evan Emory, 21, got permission to perform some songs in front of some first-graders in January. He and his friend then recorded him performing a lewd song titled “6 to the 9” with no one in the classroom. The video he posted on Youtube this month was an edited version of those two performances together. Get it? He made it look like he was performing an adult song for kids! Oh, Evan, you are hilarious and original…

But even if this tired trick has been done to death, some of the student’s parents, as well as the school’s superintendent, did not find it a bit funny and wanted criminal charges filed against him.

“He basically took the joy of little kids having fun, and mixed it with something a little inappropriate and disgusting,” said Dan Peeble, whose son was in the video.…

VIDEO: Woman Caught Enjoying Crack Snack

February 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm by  

There really isn’t anything for me to add to this video that could possibly make it any more or less disgusting. But for those of you who are blocked from watching videos, it is a short clip of a woman reaching into the back of her pants, digging something out of the crack of her ass, and then eating it.

I would apologize if I made any of you sick by watching this video, but I’d be lying.…

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — A driver for Advanced Disposal got quite the scare after picking up a paper only dumpster and emptied it into the back of his garbage truck, unaware that a homeless man had crawled inside it previously and had fallen asleep.

The driver wasn’t even aware of what had happened until after the transient woke up in the back of the truck and had cralwed on to the roof to knock on the windshield. This scared the crap out of the driver who immediately slammed the brakes, throwing the man off the roof of his truck.

The man stood up, shook it off and told the shocked driver he got out to check on him, “Guess I won’t do that again,” and walked away.

If you want a god laugh, check out Emily Turner and her news report on this…particularly when she crawls on top of a car to re-enact the man banging on the windshield.…

Chicago, IL — 19-year-old Michael Hilling and his girlfriend, Jessica Woytonik, were celebrating their one year anniversary on the banks of Lake Michigan on New Year’s Eve when tragedy struck – while the two were sitting on the embankment near Buckingham Fountain, Jessica’s water bottle fell into the lake. Michael dove in after it and immediately began struggling. According to police, Michael was submerged in the cold water for nearly 30 minutes before members of the fire department scuba team were able to pull him to the surface. He was transported to the hospital in critical condition, but doctors were unable to revive him and he was pronounced dead at 1:36 Saturday morning. Michael’s mother, Debra Hilling, said she couldn’t even begin to understand what happened because Michael didn’t know how to swim, he could barely dog-paddle. “It’s bizarre. I don’t even understand it,” she said. “The boy couldn’t swim, so I don’t understand why he’s going out into the open water in the middle of December to retrieve a water bottle.” The shit we do for love……

Parkland, FL — Just when I thought I would make it through the day without posting a story, I see this crazy one from Florida. Police say that a woman died after being strangled by an electronic neck massager. After wrapping Christmas presents on Christmas Eve, 37-year-old Michelle Ferrari-Gegerson reportedly used an electronic massaging device on her sore neck. Her husband would find her lifeless body on the bedroom floor later that evening. Police are ruling the death as accidental, the Broward Sheriff’s Office detectives and the Medical Examiner’s Office both stating that it looks as if the massaging device got caught up in her necklace and proceeded to choke her to death. They have not released the brand of massager that they say killed her, but I was unaware that these things posed that kind of hazard. That was until I read that in Japan, several women died after improperly using an electronic foot massager on their necks. The device snagged their shirts and basically formed a fairly effective tourniquet around their necks.…

Miami, Florida — Talk about some tragic news right after Christmas. Five teenagers celebrating a birthday were found dead in a hotel after being accidentally killed by carbon monoxide. Police say they received a call after a hotel maid at the Hotel Presidente near Miami International Airport saw the unconscious teenagers through a window. The teens had rented the hotel room the day after Christmas to celebrate a friend’s 19th birthday. Police found a running Kia Optima parked in a closed garage located underneath their room. Apparently the car had to be jump started earlier in the day, and friends say the group had decided to leave the car running to keep the battery charged. A door leading to the upstairs room had been left cracked open, leading to the hotel room filling up with lethal levels of carbon monoxide. The teens were all found on or around the beds. Police say there were no drugs or alcohol in the hotel room, only bags of partially eaten food from McDonald’s.…

OHIO — Sometimes I just cannot fathom how some people handle the heaps of shit dumped on them by Life and when I read stories about people like Kacey Stacey, it makes me feel like an ungrateful dolt for bitching about there being no creamer at work this morning. Stacey lost her three young children in a mobile home fire over the weekend and after a crash on a snowy road on Tuesday, she just lost her parents. Her father, Marc Royce, and his wife Misty, were on their way to help Stacey make funeral arrangements for Dwayne Charles Stacey, 3; Emily Rose Stacey, 2; and Alexis Stacey, 11 months, who died on Saturday in an accidental mobile home fire. While driving along U.S. Route 23 with Misty Royce’s two children from a previous marriage, ages 10 and 9, and their 6-month-old baby, they were struck by Nisa N. Kolovich who had crossed the center median. Kolovich had lost control of her SUV while trying to miss debris in the roadway.…

Craig, Colorado — A hunter in Colorado is feeling the heat after telling reporters how he tracked and killed a 700-pound black bear. After bagging his prize and posing for the picture, Richard Kendall later told the Craig Daily Press that the bear was the largest he’d ever seen and tracked it all the way back to its den. Kendall waited patiently for the bear to come back out so he could shoot it, but after five hours the bear never emerged. So Kendall did something that has upset animal lovers, the anti-hunting crowd and even some hunters…he went inside the den and killed it. The Division of Wildlife says it has been getting lots of calls from people pretty pissed off at Kendall’s method, and want to see him fined, or judging from the comments at this article, much, much worse. But what Kendall did was perfectly legal, so it is doubtful he will suffer any ramifications for what he did aside from the ire of people who feel what he did simply was not ethical.…

Boston, MA — A report states that investigators are “nearly certain” that the Charlotte teen found dead in a Boston suburb, fell from a US Airways jet. When 16-year-old Delvonte Tisdale was reported missing on Nov 14th, family figured he had run away like he had before. Hours later, on the 15th, his mangled body was discovered hundreds of miles away on the front lawn of an upscale home in Milton, Mass. Officials speculated that Tisdale stowed away in a plane’s wheel well and fell when the landing gear was lowered on its approach to Logan International Airport, which would have happened over the area where his body was recovered. This theory was bolstered significantly yesterday when Boston news revealed that aviation grease was found on Tisdale’s pants. If there is any consolation, Tisdale probably didn’t suffer too long. Because of low pressure at high altitudes and subzero temperatures, he would have lost consciousness not long after take-off. I am betting that it wasn’t the fall that killed Tisdale, and even in the small chance that it was, he didn’t feel a thing.…


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