Kelless LoryDECATUR, GA – Kelless Lory, a retired Chamblee police officer, was hospitalized after the 58-year-old drank poison while he was hearing his guilty verdict at his child molestation trial.

In 2014, Lory was arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a family member between July 2011 and July 2012. The victim, a female family member, was 9-years-old when the sexual abuse started.

During this time, Lory was retired from the Chamblee Police Department and had previously worked for MARTA Police. The case went to trial and Lory was found guilty of two counts of aggravated child molestation and two counts of child molestation.

As the jury foreman read the verdict, Lory drank a liquid from an over-the-counter vitamin bottle. It wasn’t until Lory was taken into custody and transported to the DeKalb jail that authorities learned the liquid Lory drank was poisonous. He was immediately taken to Grady Memorial Hospital.

Lory still faces sentencing, where he is looking at a possible life in prison. Lory really should followed William Moore and Steve Parson’s lead.…

crime scenePHILADELPHIA, PA – Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy, accusing him of kidnapping a 5-year-old girl from her home, sexually assaulting her, then coming pretty close to beating her to death.

The incident happened last month when the victim’s mother woke up to find her daughter was not in the house. She would end up finding her lying motionless and bleeding in the backyard of their home.

The girl was taken to the hospital where it was discovered she had a broken jaw, fractures to her skull and a bruised liver.  One of the bruises on the girl, according to her mother, was in the shape of a man’s boot.

The girl regained consciousness and told police that she had woke up in the middle of the night and was walking down the hallway when she encountered a man she did not know. The intruder took her out to the backyard where he sexually assaulted her, stomped on her abdomen then beat her unconscious.

“None of her injuries, thank God, led to any internal brain damage or bleeding,” said the girl’s mother.…

Eh Lar Doh HtooNEW BERN, NC – Police have arrested 18-year-old Eh Lar Doh Htoo after they say he used a machete to murder three brothers aged 1, 5, and 12, and injure their mother and sister.

Chief Toussaint Summers, Jr. says police received a call Tuesday night regarding a man outside a home with a knife. When officers arrived at the scene they found Htoo and he was taken into custody.

Inside the home of Htoo’s neighbor they would find five family members Htoo had allegedly attacked with a machete-style knife. Two young brothers were dead at the scene, and another brother would die later after being rushed to the hospital.

Their sister and mother were also injured in the attack, but have already been released from the hospital. Their father was at work at the time of the incident.

Eh Lar Doh Htoo is currently in the Craven County jail, held under a $1 million bond. He’s been charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury.…

Krystle El KhatibSCHILLER PARK, IL — Krystle El Khatib, 29, has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to murder her children with poisoned apple juice because she was angry with their father.

Prosecutors say Khatib forced her 9-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter to drink two glasses each of apple juice she had poisoned with crushed up benzodiazepine pills, an anti-anxiety drug. When her son refused to drink the juice, Khatib allegedly threatened to hit him.

Official say that after her children had drank the juice, Khatib tried to kill herself by ingesting benzodiazepine and the painkiller Norco. Thankfully she didn’t use enough of the drug to kill the kids because the 9-year-old woke up vomiting the following day. When he was unable to wake his mother, he texted his father for help.

The boy’s father took him and his sister to the hospital, leaving Khatib in the house (lol), where they were treated for poisoning before being released into his custody. Police would later find Khatib at her home and transported her to the hospital.…

Matthew LuedermanBEATRICE, NE – A man at a Nebraska gas station failed to kill himself even after using a myriad of different items, including gasoline, scissors and an ice scraper.

Early Tuesday morning, 27-year-old Matthew Luedeman arrived at a Cenex gas station wearing nothing but a pair of jeans and doused himself with gasoline.

“He took the gas nozzle, turned the gas pump on, held the nozzle above his head and poured gasoline on himself,” Police Chief Bruce Lang said. “He then set himself on fire.”

Luedeman was reportedly engulfed in flames for 10 seconds before he tried pouring more gasoline on himself, but by that time the clerk inside the gas station had already tuned off the gas pumps.

Undeterred, Luedeman walked into the gas station and chased the clerk outside. While the clerk called police, Luedeman walked back inside the store and grabbed a pair of scissors of the rack that he used to cut himself “vertically down the middle about 18 inches.”

Not satisfied, Luedeman went searching for another device, settling on an ice scraper. …

Michael MoronesRaleigh, NC – An 11-year-old boy hanged himself the other day because, according to his parents, he was incessantly bullied at school over his love of the cartoon My Little Pony.

According to Michael Morones’ parents, the boy decided to put a stop to the bullying by hanging himself off the side of his bunk bed. He was found before he killed himself, but not before he deprived his brain of oxygen and caused potentially life-long brain damage.

“We won’t know for months how much is going to heal,” said his mother, Tiffany. “It could even be years before we find out what potential for healing he has.”

Surprisingly, she is not trying to have her son’s alleged bullies found and punished. “I’ve heard a lot of people say you need to go after bullies and hold them responsible,” said Tiffany. “But you know, I don’t think that’s what Mike would want. I would rather teach people how to do right than turn around than punish, because punishment doesn’t always work.”

Morones is currently in critical condition at children’s hospital WakeMed where he is scheduled to have a tracheotomy today.…

4Chan User Attempts Suicide On Camera

December 2, 2013 at 9:08 am by  

Toaster SteveCANADA – A member of 4chan may or may not have committed suicide on camera Saturday night by taking pills and alcohol before setting his room on fire while 200 people watched live.

The man known only as  “Stephen,” posted a message on 4chan stating he was going to commit suicide on camera as soon as someone could link him to a live stream service. The post read:

This is it. 

Tonight I will be ending my own life. I’ve been spending the last hour making the preparations and I’m ready to through with it.

As an oldfag who’s been on 4chan since 2004, I thought I would finally give back to the community in the best way possible. I am willing to an hero on cam for you all.

All that I request is for you guys to link me to a site where I am able to stream it for you guys, then I will gladly fulfill my promise.

Another user stepped up to the plate and created a video chatroom on Chateen, which Stepehen then joined.…

GrumpyKansas City, MO — Prosecutors have charged a 93-year-old man with second-degree murder in the death of his 95-year-old wife in what investigators are calling a homicide and attempted suicide.

“Yes, I killed her and then killed myself,” Harry Irwin reportedly asked paramedics. “Why am I awake?

According to police, the couple’s daughter arrived at the home Wednesday morning and found the bloodied Mrs. in the bedroom, and a bloody and unconscious Harry sitting in his recliner with self-inflicted stab wounds to the chest.

Harry later told police that his wife Grace had been arguing and screaming all night and he just couldn’t take it anymore, so he finally just “did her in.” He said he tried to stab himself in the heart afterwards, but must have aimed too low and hit a rib instead.

Harry went on to say that he didn’t remember exactly how he killed her, he just knew that he did.

The couple’s daughter said Harry called her at about 6:30 that morning and requested that she come to the house at 9 a.m.…

Calgary, Canada – A Canadian woman’s day reportedly went from bad-to-worse when she chose to falsely accused her father of rape after a failed suicide attempt during which she had anally mutilated herself with a pair of scissors.

“When I found out I survived it I didn’t know what to do, I was lying there medicated,” the unnamed woman said in court.

The 40-year-old mother-of-two told provincial court Judge John Bascom that – after her October 2010 suicide attempt had failed – she decided to blame her father for her injuries. She then formally accused him of raping her anally.

The father was twice interviewed by police butt denied involvement. The woman’s father was not charged after investigators concluded that the woman’s injuries were consistent with those caused by a knife or scissors. Investigators were able to finally get to the bottom of the matter after the woman admitted to using scissors to cause her wounds.

The woman faces up to 3 1/2 years in jail. She is free on bail until sentencing on August 28.…

Man Tried Drowning Himself In Jail Cell Urinal

December 2, 2011 at 8:18 am by  

Rochester, PA — Police reported a rough Monday night for a Pennsylvania state man. The evening reportedly included fighting with police officers, vandalizing a patrol car, and an unsuccessful suicide bid in a police station urinal.

According to police reports, the mayhem began when Samuel D. Boyd, 23, was found by Rochester officer Cesar Chavez to be sleeping in his car in the roadway around 4:50 a.m. After being awakened by Chavez, Boyd did not follow field sobriety test directions and refused a blood draw.

Chavez wrote in the criminal complaint that Boyd pushed and kicked officers who tried to search him and tried to run away. After more officers arrived, Boyd was restrained by police who subsequently found 64 stamp bags of heroin, straws and about $230 in cash in his possession.

While being tranferred to the police station, Boyd is said to have ripped off a window cage in the back of a Rochester patrol car. Police reported that Boyd ‘continually threatened to kill Chavez’ throughout all of this.…

Rockdale, TX – A man whose bond was revoked yesterday reportedly pulled off a highway, slit his wrists, stripped naked, doused himself in gasoline, and set himself on fire later that same day. Gurgeet Singh (pronounced “sinj”), age 29, is now in a San Antonio burn unit with third-degree burns over 90% of his body.

Men in a local auto parts store reportedly saw Singh put his plan in action after pulling into the entrance of a nearby trailer park around 4:30PM. The witnesses notified police and then pulled Singh from his burning Honda two-door which he had gotten back into after setting himself on fire. Rockdale police said that Singh’s rescuers closed the car door after they pulled him out. That then starved the fire of oxygen and put the fire out.

“We found his passport and some other papers inside or we never would have been able to identify him,” Rockdale Police Lt. J.D. Newlin said.

Singh was reportedly charged last month with the aggravated assault of a family member with a knife on October 12.…

Manatee County, FL — Before you even ask, no, I did not manipulate the mugshot to the left….his neck really is that long.

Aaron Hostetler, 21, was booked on domestic battery charges Thursday for allegedly roughing-up his girlfriend after she thwarted his half-assed suicide attempt.

According to the arrest affidavit, Hostetler, reportedly despondent over an imminent break-up with the girlfriend, did his best to make it appear as if he wanted to die by swallowing a handful of pills. The girlfriend, presumably assuming said pills were sleeping pills, attempted to intervene. For her effort, Hostetler allegedly “slammed” her and pushed her to the ground.

The damn drama queen later told deputies the “sleeping pills” were actually Flintstone Chewable Vitamins. Yabba-Dabba Dumbass.

Charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery, Hostetler posted $4,250 bond and was released. He’s due back in court on December 6.…


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