The Murderer’s Apprentice

April 3, 2009 at 8:01 am by  

Fort Meyers, Florida– 16-year old Justin Tetreault had a history of mental problems and was constantly running away from foster homes.  Holly Cook, of Fort Myers, said she had custody of the teen from September, 2007, to August, 2008. Cook said when he came to their home, he started doing better, but suddenly changed. She believed he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. Justin ran away from her home, as well, and even though he was not supposed to see his mother, he went to see her anyway. On March 20, 2009, Jason Pinkerton believed he was taking his step-son, Justin, to a friend’s house. The two pulled over at a vacant lot where the teen said his friends would meet him. Suddenly, Justin began stabbing his step-father multiple times. Pinkerton was stabbed five to seven times in his arms, back, neck and chest. One of the wounds punctured his left lung.…

Susan Johnson Was Off Her Meds

April 3, 2009 at 5:31 am by  

Gardner, MassachusettsDouglas Waite, a security guard for the Heywood-Wakefield apartment, was making his rounds and came across a gruesome and terrifying scene Wednesday night. A strange woman was in a laundry room of the complex, stabbing herself and a child, screaming, ‘Die! Die! Why don’t you die?’ That woman was Susan Johnson and the child was her 2-year-old daughter, Jocelyn.…

Kimberly Boone Is Almost Deadly

March 30, 2009 at 6:58 am by  

Kimberly Boone (Myspace)

Winter Springs, FloridaBelieve it or not, we have another case of convenient amnesia on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. Who’da thunk? Kimberly Boone, 42, is being accused of shooting her husband. But, during interrogation, Boone claimed to have amnesia and couldn’t recall a damn thing. Tell ya what Kimberly, I’m feeling generous, so how about I help you out with that ‘memberin’ thing, ok?

There’s Gonna Be A Murder

March 24, 2009 at 2:14 am by  

Orlando, FL–Warning: Do not piss off Traci Desaussure…she will chase you down and cut you. Just ask her boyfriend, Leoninas Williams. Well, you can ask him after he’s released from the hospital. She slammed into him with her mini-van, beat him up, and attempted to ‘carve his heart out’ with a butcher knife.

Why all the anger? Traci recently learned that Leoninas had been molesting her teen-aged daughter.…

Bagel Rape

March 21, 2009 at 4:38 am by  

St. George, UT–What do you get when you put four drunk men in a motel room with one television remote? A front-page story, of course. Now, drunk guys beating on each other is likely an every day occurrence…so how did they end up here? Two words–Bagel. Rape.…

Miguel Torres-Delarosa Is A Shitty Father

March 16, 2009 at 2:16 am by  

Palm Bay, FL– I have never enjoyed changing diapers, especially the stinky soiled ones, but, unfortunately, it is one of many, many nasty responsibilities you take on when you become a parent or care-provider of children. It’s a dirty job with no pay, but the benefits are, by far, the best you could ever hope for. One of those benefits is knowing that the child feels safe in your care and can always count on you to be understanding even when they have an accident that displeases you. I really wish the asshat pictured above was smart enough realize that before he had kids. Unfortunately, he was not.…

Matthew Werner: Taking No More Shit

March 5, 2009 at 4:35 am by  

…not even from an 11-month-old baby.

Matthew’s Myspace (private)

Mansfield, MA–Like many of the men we read about here on the Demon, Matthew Werner lacks patience when it comes to a crying child. His solution to soothing a crying baby? Choke her until she’s blue in the face.

From his Myspace: Taking No More Shit From Anyone. Interesting. I have a feeling he’s about to get dealt a ton of shit.

Kody Kaplon Helped Himself

March 4, 2009 at 9:37 am by  

…to a 3-year-old girl.

Kody’s Private Myspace

Yreka, CA–A parent’s worst nightmare became reality for Ryan Collins and his wife, April Smith. At around 4:30 Monday morning, the couple awoke to the sound of their 3-year-old daughter, Francis, screaming. They ran to the child’s room and found her bed empty.  The sound of a car starting could be heard…Collins ran outside and saw a man pulling out of the driveway, with Francis in the back seat of his car.

Alicia Jo Hocter Has Problems

February 22, 2009 at 7:07 am by  

Great Falls, MT–What do you do when things are rough and you’re having a tough time? Take a long hot bath? How about a nice long walk? Do you curl up into the fetal position, suck your thumb, and cry for your mommy? Or, do you take a crying baby and bash her tiny head into a crib? Guess which option Alicia Jo Hocter (Myspace) went with. Alicia’s boyfriend walked out the door Wednesday afternoon, leaving his 6-month-old daughter in Alicia’s care. When he returned just a couple of hours later, Alicia was rocking the unresponsive child.  He called 911. When paramedics arrived at the apartment, the baby was convulsing with seizures. Medical staff at Benefis Health reported that the baby’s brain was bleeding, her retina was detached and she suffered seizures throughout the night. They indicated that ‘there was quite some force used on the child.’ When questioned, Alicia initially told investigators ‘she was trying to put the baby in a crib and the child slipped out of her hands and struck the edge of the crib.’ Yeah, we already know how slippery little kids can be.…

Silvia Garcia Is A Selfish CUNT!

February 13, 2009 at 9:01 pm by  

Deerfield Beach, FL–Sabrina Garcia, 6, holding her cut wrist, told authorities, ‘I was sleeping with my mom and then she cut me with a knife, but I know she didn’t mean to do it.’ Her mother, 40-year-old Silvia Garcia, in a fit of resentment and jealousy, slashed her child’s wrist and thigh in an attempt to kill the child before taking her own life. Silvia’s murder-suicide attempt failed and now she is being charged with attempted murder.…

Family Fun With The Glodeks

February 4, 2009 at 4:09 am by  

Jerald, Debra Ann and Jeremy Glodek (Myspace)

Severn, MD–In this day and age, it can be quite difficult to bring the whole family together to share common interests and spend quality time with one another. It can be refreshing to spend an evening with the family–maybe dinner and a movie, an entertaining board game, getting all stabby with the cops. This is what memories are made of.

Oumar Lam Tried To Sacrifice His Girlfriend

February 1, 2009 at 5:26 am by  

Oumar Lam (Myspace)

Seattle, WA–Relationships can be a real pain in the neck sometimes…just when you think everything is peachy keen, you return home from work one day only to have your boyfriend slit your throat and try to murder you in a ritualistic fashion. Maybe being single isn’t so bad after all.


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