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Daily Bites

June 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm by  
  • Sorry for the lack of stories today. Jaded is too busy picking up Sugar Daddy’s at the airport and my extreme intellect was needed elsewhere – to the benefit of mankind. But I’ll make it up tomorrow as there were a few stories I wanted to put up but just ran out of time. Until then, take a look at some of the other stories that our members posted about in Reality Bites:
  • KEARNS, Utah – A 21-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of child abuse homicide after the death of her boyfriend’s 4-year-old daughter. Unified Police Lt. Don Hutson told ABC 4 News 21-year-old Marina Navarro was watching over the child when she called the father at work to report that little girl had fallen down the stairs. Hutson said hospital emergency workers determined that the girl’s injuries were not consistent with falling down the stairs. – by whisperswing
  • WEST VALLEY CITY – A woman who police say stole two cars and led them on a chase all while she was naked is now in jail.

Daily Bites

June 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm by  
  • Lot of news over the weekend and with a late start this Monday, just not enough time to get it all out there. With court records stating Melissa Huckaby drugged 8-year-old Sandra Cantu before sexually assaulted her with a rolling pin and police publically asking for information on the whereabouts of Kyron Horman’s stepmother – well, just a lot of stuff going on. Here is a small sampling of stories not making national news and being talked about in the forums:
  • Dakota has a story posted about a 13-year-old babysitter who was charged with manslaughter in the death of a 2½-year-old girl. The toddler died of blunt-force trauma to the back of her head.
  • NEWPORT, N.H. Another story involving a grandfather running over a kid with their riding lawnmower. Jonathan Howe, 2, received extensive wounds to both of his legs after sliding under a lawnmower being driven by his grandfather. Keeping my claws crossed the boy doesn’t lose anything. Accidents like that suck for everyone involved.
  • Whisperswing has a story out of Houston involving a young mother who sent a text message to her mother telling her she thought she was in danger shortly after she accepted a ride from a stranger.

Daily Bites

June 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Sorry for the slow day around here today. We all got busy and I am having horrid connection issues. To top that off, ol’ Butthole Finger down there ruined my lunch. But that doesn’t mean all was quiet out there, and here are some of the stories being talked about amongst our forum members in Reality Bites.
  • Relatively new member, Kufismacka, has been busy today with a few stories – starting with several people being found dead in a Winchester, Massachusetts home. Few details at this time, but police alerted officers throughout the state to be on the lookout for a suspect.
  • whisperswing posted on a guy I wa gonna try and put on the front page today. He has been accused of putting a 4-year-old boy into a dryer and forcing him to eat a cat shit sandwich. Joseph Edward Jones, 22, of Mannington was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of child abuse causing injury.
  • Dakota Valkyrie has a story about Laquisha D. Mosby, the 28-year-old mother charged with assault 1st, criminal abuse 1st, wanton endangerment 1st and tampering with physical evidence.

Daily Bites

June 14, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Gonna have to admit, I kinda blew my wad on the wrestling article and just feeling a bit too Monday to post much else. So what a great time for a Daily Bites and see what the forum members have been up to in Reality Bites, yes?
  • Mystica43229 has a story out of Washington about a couple of 8-year-old boys who took some PCP a 7-year-old classmate brought to school. The only thing that surprises me about the entire story is that none of them got naked. As Jaded has always pointed out to me, people on PCP always get nekkid.
  • Amazon posted about the body found hanging from a tree in a wooded section near the Double Tree Resort by the entrance to Disney.  I was gonna guess that someone realized how bad Disney ripped them off, but I seriously doubt that’s it.
  • Mystica43229 posted about the teacher I was going to post about, but there just wasn’t enough details for me yet. Kelly Covic, a teacher with the Brunswick City School District, has been arrested on charges of sexual battery.

Daily Bites

June 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Sorry I bailed on yesterday’s Daily Bites but the girl I am currently having sex with found the hidden camera I use to record our lovemaking sessions. I explained to her that it wasn’t for my personal gratification, but evidence to prove I didn’t rape her. Needless to say she, over-reacted. Women, pshh. I told her she could deal with it or I would send her back to Vietnam to live with her family in their hut. Anyway, I just took a quick glance in the forums and here are a few stories our members are interested in and a few I was keeping an eye on:
  • Dakota Valkyrie posted a crazy story about a woman who attacked a pregnant acquaintance with a stun gun. Christine Devaux was lying in wait wearing a surgical cap with her hair tucked inside and wearing cloth gloves, the affidavit said. When she struck the victim with the Taser, the victim fell to the floor, and was shocked again and again, according to the account in the affidavit.

Daily Bites

June 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm by  
  • Gonna switch things up a bit today. From now on, the Daily Bites will be chock full of crime stories being posted by our members in the reality Bites forums – a set of forums that are often imitated but fail to contain some of the coolest, dedicated members a site admin could ever hope of asking for. So with that bit of shameless ass-kissing out of the way, let’s take a look at some of what they posted.
  • PINELLAS PARK, FloridaDakota Valkyrie, a forum heavy-hitter, posted a story about an 18-year-old woman in Florida who got busted shoplifting in Florida. Rebecca Simmons would go on to claim that her dog ordered her to do it or it would shoot her. She also stated that she owned a magic wand that could make everyone disappear. I think I’m in love. Forum Link
  • ATLANTA, Georgia – Jessiesgirl1108, who does not believe in love at first sight, posted a story about the father of a 12-year-old autistic boy who is pissed of at the Kids Stay and Play day care.

Daily Bites

June 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm by  
  • Another day, another bunch of idiots. Should have figured that yesterday was just the calm before the storm. There was so much terrible shit going on in the news today that we just didn’t have time to get to it all. Here is a small sampling:
  • PEARLAND, Texas – A woman was attacked by two pit bulls outside of her home and she and her husband are claiming that the only reason that she is alive today is because of their cat, Lima. It wasn’t until Lima jumped into the fight that the dogs were distracted long enough for the woman to be dragged into the house.
  • DICKINSON, Texas – Some kids suffered minor chemical burns after one of their dumbass classmates mixed something (more than likely toilet bowl cleaner) with aluminum foil underneath the gym bleachers. The 13-year-old was arrested and charged with arson. You almost made it to the end of the year, kid.
  • RIVERVIEW, Fla – Michael Major was arrested after some fellow motorists witnessed him tossing three live kittens out of his car window, running over one of them.

Dakota Valkyrie has a story in the forums about the man who killed his wife and stuffed her body in a barrel last year. Philip Kingery, 48, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and use of a firearm in commission of a felony. Franklin County Circuit Court Judge William Alexander accepted the plea and sentenced Kingery to 25 years in prison. His defense was that at the time of the murder his capacities were diminished by an addiction to the steroids he had been prescribed for a sinus problem and Starbucks coffee. Source…

Daily Bites

June 2, 2010 at 4:45 pm by  
  • A slow news day on D’D. Maybe one of these days society will figure out how to flush the proverbial toilet and wash the turds away, but until then I’ll take a day where there wasn’t a lot of bad news being reported. Here are a few I didn’t have time to get to:
  • Peru – You all remember Joran van der Sloot, right? The Dutch jackass everyone thinks is responsible for the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teenager Natalee Holloway? Well Peruvian officials have announced that he is now a suspect in the killing of a woman in Peru. 21-year-old Stephany Flores Ramirez, who was found dead in a Lima hotel room registered in van der Sloot’s name.  Witnesses also reported seeing the pair entering the hotel room together. Where is van der Sloot you may be wondering? According to immigration officials, Van de Sloot fled to Chile over land on Monday.
  • PLATTSMOUTH, Neb. – An ex-CSI cheif is gonna spend some time in prison after being convicted of planting evidence.

Daily Bites

June 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm by  
  • I hope you all had a great holiday. Mine was pretty fantastic and I didn’t even get drunk this time. Here are a few stories that caught my eye today that I just didn’t have time or desire to do anything with.
  • Orlando, FLA – In a bit of good news for once, it is being reported that Casey Anthony, currently on trial charged with the murder her daughter Caylee Anthony, had a bit of an accident at the courthouse today. She fell after her restraints became entangled while getting out of the Orange County Corrections Department van. Officers were unable to catch her before she fell forward and landed on her dicksuckers. She was taken to a medical facility to treat a busted lip and a chipped tooth.
  • DALY CITY, Calif. – Police believe that tainted drugs are responsible for the death of 23-year-old Anthony Mata who took some Ecstasy at the “etd.POP 2010” music festival Saturday night at the Cow Palace.  Eleven other people were hospitalized after attending the festival due to apparently tainted doses of the drug Ecstasy.

Daily Bites

May 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm by  
  • Well, I want to thank me for all the hard work I did today. I did an amazing job and I don’t know what I would do without me. Thanks, me, I am a true gentleman and a scholar. Maybe later I will show me my appreciattion with a nice steak and a handjob. Until then, here are a few stories I didn’t have time to get to.
  • JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. – Floridians continue to show true class after Jacquelyn Tinsley was involved in a hit and run where she slammed her van into a car carrying three people. She drove home and forced her 15-year-old son to take the van away so she could report it stolen – which she did. Florida cops, used to this kind of retardation by now, were not buying it. The teen finally admitted the truth and told police where the van was. His mother was arrested, but still spouted her innocence and blamed her son. “Absolutely not. It was all his fault. I had nothing to do with it,” Tinsley said.

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May 26, 2010 at 4:08 pm by  
  • I guess it’s a good day when there isn’t much bad news to report. Here are a couple other stories that were floating around today.
  • BURRELL TWP., PA – Two teenage census workers were assaulted by a 43-year-old man who wanted them OFF HIS GODDAMN LAWN!! Timothy Cowan has been accused of chasing the two off his property and then following them in their vehicle. When the teens, an 18-year-old male and a juvenile female, ran off the road, Cowan reached in and grabbed one teen around the neck and threatened to punch the girl in the face.
  • LOUISVILLE, KY – 50-year-old Glen B. Altman was arrested after witnesses observed him masturbating in full view of children at a food mart. He then went outside by a pay phone and continued to jack off because I mean, once you’ve started you might as well finish – it’s not like the charges get worse at that point. He’s a handsome guy, you should check out his mugshot. He has also been in trouble for this kind of thing before, having been charged with indecent exposure at least three times before and two counts of stalking.

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