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GILBERT, AZ – A woman in Arizona was so angry over Obama winning the presidential elections that she ran down her husband with her vehicle after an argument over his not voting.

According to the police report, 28-year-old Holly Solomon got into an argument with her husband regarding Barack Obama winning a second term.  Holly feels that Obama is the blame for her family’s ills, and is now looking at four more years of struggling.

Aside from blaming all of those who voted him in, she also blamed the people who did not vote at all; her husband included. Witnesses say the couple had been yelling at each other as they sat inside a Jeep SUV, but when Daniel got out of the vehicle, Holly lost her goddamn marbles.

“He got out of the car and she was screaming at him. And he started walking away and she started driving in circles around him and she wouldn’t let him go so finally he took off to try to get away and she ran into him,” a caller told a 911 dispatcher.…

Woodruff, SC – Lacey Denise Lamb, 28 years old and 21-weeks pregnant, was shot dead by a police officer while she was reportedly attempting to run him over with a car.

Officer William T. Knight pulled the vehicle over at about 1:40 PM yesterday on Jamie’s Creek Drive.  The reason for the traffic stop is unclear, but once the car was stopped, the driver, 33-year-old Matthew Drake Simmons, reportedly exited and began running.

Officer Knight gave chase, at which point Lamb, the only passenger, allegedly got behind the wheel and put the car into motion in an attempt to run the officer down, presumably in an effort to allow Simmons to escape.

Knight drew his weapon and fired, lethally wounding her.  Lamb was airlifted to Spartanburg Regional Medical Center, but neither she nor her unborn child survived.

Simmons was arrested and charged with driving under suspension, third or subsequent offense, according to online jail records.  He is currently awaiting a bond hearing.  It’s unclear at this point if he is the father of the deceased fetus.…

TOMS RIVER, N.J. – A mother in New Jersey has been accused of boarding her 9-year-old daughter’s school bus and slapping her daughter’s 4th-grade bully.

According to reports, 28-year-old Rebecca Sardoni boarded a school bus Friday morning with her 51-year-old mother, Stephanie Sardoni. The pair were on the bus looking for one of the kids they say have been bullying Rebecca’s daughter as she rode the bus to and from East Dover Elementary School.

“Who is Vinny?” she asked according to other students and the bus driver. When Vinny raised his hand, the mother-daughter pair walked to the back of the bus where he was sitting and had a talk with him about his alleged bullying.

By “talk with him” I mean that they screamed and cursed at them while Rebecca allegedly slapped Vinny in the face. Not quite satisfied, Rebecca then slapped the face of the boy who was sitting next to Vinny. She also told them that she was taking them to court.

Both Vinny and the other boy were treated by Toms River school nurses for cuts to their mouths.…

St. Paul, MN — 50-year-old Dawn Peel was recently booked on charges of attempted murder and assault after allegedly attempting to saw her boyfriend’s head off with a kitchen knife.

According to the boyfriend, Peel had been acting a little “off” for quite some time, going as far as threatening to “seek revenge on him while he slept” (*swoons*) if he ever cheated on her.

On the day of the alleged cutting, Peel had apparently been drinking heavily. The boyfriend told police she had injured herself in a drunken fall and refused medical treatment. At some point that night, he issued an ultimatum: Seek mental help within 24-hours. After preparing dinner for the both of them, he wisely made up a bed in the living room so as not to disturb Sleeping Beauty once she fell into a drunken slumber.

A short time later, the man said, he heard Peel wake up. And after having a bit to eat and feeding the cat, she approached the man’s make-shift bed and gently woke him up.…

Dallas, TX — The cheery lookin’ chickie to the left is 35-year-old Yakia Lashonta Mays – she was arrested earlier this month after allegedly threatening to cut her mother because the woman had the audacity to complain about a used tampon left on a bathroom counter.

Police were called to the home Yakia shares with her mother, 52-year-old Sandra Mays, on October 9, and learned the pair were involved in a verbal altercation after Sandra confronted her nasty ass daughter about a bloody gash plug left sitting on the counter top. *gag*

As the argument grew more heated, Yakia reportedly armed herself with a kitchen knife and threatened to get all kinds of stabby.

According to the police report, Yakia “charged” after her mother with the knife, screaming, “I’m gonna kill you, bitch!” Fearing for her life, the elder Mays quickly retreated to her bedroom, locking the door behind her. And you just know her batshit crazy spawn was right on her heels…

Yakia apparently attempted to break the door down, declaring, “Bitch, I’m gonna stab you in the middle of your fucking forehead.” Heh.…

Milwaukee, WI – An investigation into illegal rectal and strip searches on Milwaukee streets and police stations has resulted in felony charges against four police officers: Michael Vagnini (pictured), Jeffery Dollhopf, Jacob Knight, and Brian Kozelek.

The most egregious complaints involve one incident where a gun was allegedly put to a suspect’s head while two officers held his arms and another placed him in a choke hold, jamming a few fingers in the man’s anus in what was assumed to be a search for evidence.  A second similar incident caused a man to bleed from his hind quarters for days after an illegal search.

The main suspect, Vagnini, is the only one who is facing sexual assault charges, and has racked up four counts, each carrying a possible sentence of 25 years in prison.  He’s also had 25 other, less serious charges leveled against him.  He is accused of conducting multiple illegal searches where he inspected men’s scrotal areas and anuses, sometimes inserting his fingers without the benefit of gloves.  One suspect also claims that Vagnini planted drugs on him.…

WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, OH — Police say that a girl being teased about her farting ended with a 16-year-old girl dead and a 16-year-old girl charged with her murder.

Last Wednesday police received several 911 calls reporting some kids fighting while some adults watched. “It’s some kids that’s fighting, and it’s adults, grown-ups — they’re watching them fight,” the caller told dispatch. Not long after, another 911 call was made, but this time it was to report one of the girls involved had fallen down and was having trouble breathing.

By time police arrived on the scene, the fight had already been broken up and EMS were on the scene trying to revive an unresponsive 16-year-old Shaakira Dorsey. She was rushed to the hospital but would be pronounced dead. Her cause of death has not been released.

Police questioned Shaakira’s stepfather, who had been one of the adults watching the altercation, but he did not tell officers about the fight. He only told them that Shaakira was “pacing back and forth” in front of the apartments before she fell face forward onto the grass.…

Pittsburgh, PA — Last week we reported on the juvenile who sucker punched a Kansas City Metro bus driver (he was eventually caught and charged with assault) and now we have a similar incident out of Pittsburgh, where a 15-year-old was arrested after surveillance cameras captured him sucker punching a teacher in a downtown alley.

Jim Addlespurger is a 50-year-old English teacher at Creating and Performing Arts School. Last Thursday, in the middle of the day, he was walking down an alley when he passed by six teens coming from the opposite direction. As the surveillance video below shows, one of the teens steps in Addlespurger’s path and then sucker punches him in the face.

No one was in the other’s way, and no words had been exchanged before the cowardly assault. “It appears to be a random act but this juvenile has a track record, already has, for example, a probation officer,” said Joanna Doven, spokeswoman for Mayor Luke Ravenstahl.

After eating the teen’s fist, Addlespurger can be seen toppling to the ground, striking his face and head on the curb while the teens nonchalantly walk away, laughing.…

Underage Drinker Grabs And Twists Cop’s Nuts

October 10, 2012 at 9:31 am by  

Dallas, TX – 19-year-old Cory Weddington III was charged early Sunday morning with public intoxication, resisting arrest, and assault on a public servant after he was thrown out of Havana Bar & Grill for being underage.

I’m here to tell you that this faux-hawk-sporting, faggy-first-named, no-muscle-having wuss who looks like he’s wearing lipstick has no regard for the sanctity of testicles.  Any real man knows that a dude never attacks another dude’s nuts unless he is pretty friggin’ sure he’s going to be killed if he doesn’t.  That’s the male code, and it doesn’t surprise me in the least that this fairy doesn’t know it.

Weddington had clearly been throwing a couple back that night when the bar employees made him leave; supposedly because he was underage, but I’m guessing it was more because he was being an irritating little prick.  “Little Sissy Pants” (my pet name for him) reportedly refused to leave the premises until he’d gotten his credit card back.

I remember the time when, if you wanted to keep a tab open at a bar, you had to leave your credit card with the bartender until you were finished drinking. …

Roswell, NM – Stop signs are a pain in my balls and, as far as I’m concerned, they deserve whatever vitriol one might deem appropriate.  Raymond Garcia, 45, apparently has a similar take on them.  In fact, he was reportedly engaged in a heated argument with one at about 2 AM on Friday when police approached him, presumably to help the two come to a mutual understanding.

Garcia was having none of that.  I mean, look at his friggin’ mugshot.  Does that look like the kind of guy who’s going to take any flack from some fairy-ass stop sign?

He reportedly became belligerent toward the officers, and then ran away.  Naturally, the police tasered him, as they are wont to do, but the darts seemed to have little effect, as Garcia proceeded to kick at them with reckless abandon.  So, they darted his non-compliant ass again.  He reportedly broke the leads off, relieved one of the officers of his baton, and started swinging it at them.

Back to the drawing board, right? …

Philadelphia, PA — A man in Philly is suing the Penthouse Club after he says a stripper ruptured his bladder during her performance at his bachelor party.

The incident happened in 2010 while Patrick Gallagher was enjoying the last days of happiness he would remember before he asked for his soul to be slowly devoured over the course of many years.

To celebrate Gallagher making the worst mistake of his life, they purchased him the bachelor’s package, which included a special dance from one of the dancers. This dance included Gallagher being brought onstage and instructed to lie on his back beneath a pole.

One of the dancers then climbed up the pole during her performance, and “from a great height, she launched herself down onto his abdomen,” said his attorney, Neil T. Murray.

The landing left Gallagher in so much pain that he and his friends left. The next morning, Gallagher was in so much pain that he decided to go to the hospital. That’s when it was discovered that he had a ruptured bladder.…

Boston, MA – It’s a bad time to be a Massachusetts resident unless you’re a fan of drugs and the violence that comes with them.  I wrote last week about a Annie Dookhan, a 34-year-old crime lab chemist who has been charged with falsifying thousands of results.  The fallout from that discovery has yet to be fully realized, but it’s not looking good.

The charges levied against Dookhan were good news for many accused criminals who had been jailed unjustly and deserve to be free.  However, the flip side of that coin is that many offenders who actually earned their stints in the pokey are being released because their cases have been linked with Dookhan’s testing results, all of which are being called into question.

Marcus Pixley, who was being held on $5,000 bond prior to the discovery of Dookhan’s alleged improprieties, had that amount reduced to $1,000, which he was able to post.  As of Thursday, he is considered a fugitive from justice, having missed a court appearance on the charges that he attempted to sell cocaine to two undercover police officers. …