Davie, FL — Johansen Concepcion De La Ros, 19, was arrested late Saturday on a charge of animal cruelty, after allegedly shooting an 8-month-old puppy, sniper style, from an apartment balcony. And because he has such a long ass name, from here on out, I shall refer to him as Jughead.

According to the arrest report, multiple 911 calls about two men shooting a dog from a balcony brought Davie police to the Centro at Davie apartment complex right around 6:30 Saturday night.

When officers arrived, the found a blood-covered Roshelle Pearson, who was holding a bloody small brown and white puppy named Princess, off-duty Pembroke Pines police officer Miguel Osorio and his brother, and several onlookers.

Pearson told police she and her boyfriend had been walking Princess past building #16 when they heard a ‘pop.’ She looked down to find the pup bleeding from the mouth.

Officer Osorio revealed that he had been driving past the complex when he saw what appeared to be a male with a scoped rifle hanging out on the balcony.…

TEXARCANA, AK – An Arkansas couple were arrested after a neglected dog led police to a home with several decaying dog carcasses inside.

Magan Terry, 29, and Brandon Woody, 38, take animal neglect to new heights with that Southern Gothic “bodies decaying gracefully about the house” flava.

Hell, their unique way with animals led police right to their door.

On July 9th, Texarkana animal control officers were alerted to a stray white male pit bull on city property. When they responded, they found the dog in question, which was emaciated and so infested with fleas that “its back appeared to be black and the fleas appeared to move in waves across its body.”

When officers investigated the nearby residential area, they noted a rotting raccoon carcass in the suspects’ driveway. They are apparently quite familiar with Terry and Woody, having fielded multiple calls regarding the residence, both because of dead wildlife on the property and animal neglect.

Finding the front door standing wide open, officers decided to investigate further. They made it as far as the front porch before being covered in fleas.…

NORTHBRIDGE, MA – Police have arrested a man after they say he buried his ex-girlfriend’s dog alive.

Richard Piquard, 24, was caring for his ex-girlfriend’s 18-year-old Shih Tzu but reportedly had been trying to get rid of it for some time because it was not getting along with his new kitten.

Out of the numerous, humane options at his disposal, Piquard decided to torture the dog, named Chico, to death by burying it alive.

Piquard called a friend to tell her Chico had died the night before, but she was suspicious of his claims. She asked where he had buried Chico so she could dig him up and have him cremated.

After searching in the woods behind Piquard’s home with her fiancée, she found the spot where Chico was buried.

“So we began digging with a stick only to hit a rock,” Kaylee Belanger wrote on Facebook. “Hesitantly, I continued to move the dirt when we noticed fur. We uncovered a portion of Chico’s head. Only to realize that the rock was on top of him.”

Once the removed the rock off of Chico they realized, to their horror, that the dog was still breathing.…

LACEY, WA – Police in Lacey believe they have a serial cat killer in their midst after a 13th cat was found mutilated in public areas.

In a truly macabre twist on that chilling staple of true crime, the serial killer, pet cats in Thurston County, Washington are being abducted, slaughtered and mutilated in a ritualized manner reminiscent of Saucy Jack.

The string of feline mutilation/murders began in February. One after another, the grisly, slaughtered remains of pet cats began turning up in public places, almost as if, according to authorities, they were being intentionally left on display to be found.

Authorities believe all of the killings are related because of a specific common mutilation.

The Pet Predator (and yes, I’m calling dibs on the moniker) slices them open and removes the spine.

The body count hit thirteen on August 31st. Like the other victims, this was someone’s pet: the guy had taken it in as a stray kitten and raised it to adulthood.

I can’t even imagine. I would go full-on-Dexter.…

KENNEWICK, WA – Police have arrested a man after he was caught sexually assaulting an injured beaver that had been hit by a car.

On Monday evening, a woman at a Washington park saw a beaver get run over by a car. In an attempt to help the animal the woman wrapped it in a towel then went to her nearby home to retrieve a box to contain the animal.

When she returned a short time later she saw 35-year-old Richard Delp lying on top of the beaver. At first, she thought Delp was trying to help the animal.

Upon closer inspection, she was horrified to find the beaver was on its back and the man’s pants were unzipped, unbuttoned, and unbuckled. When she asked what he did to him, the man replied: “it’s not a him, it’s a her.

The woman called police who responded to the park and arrested Delp. There was nothing that could be done for the beaver as it died before police even got there.…

FUQUAY-VARINA, NC – Police serving an eviction order at a home had to call firefighters equipped with hazardous-materials because of the intense smell of shit and piss inside the house.

There’s stink, and then there’s stank.

Stink is “it smells like something died.”

Stank is “it smells like something crawled up in an unwiped ass, took a shit, and died.”

Just ask the poor bastards who had to evict a less-than-fastidious female from her dogshit-defiled domicile in good old Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina.

Police went to remove a 50-year-old tenant from a house on Monday morning and encountered an odor so malevolent and vile that they had to execute a tactical retreat and call for backup.

The small house contained no furniture, but what it lacked in chattel it more than made up for in critters.

Specifically, it contained “14 dogs, eight cats, two rabbits and two ferrets” and enough animal waste to hold the cops at bay indefinitely.

They said “fuck it.”

Firefighters wearing haz-mat gear were required to extract the animals from the house; Wake County Animal Control officers wouldn’t get any closer than the yard.…

EL PASO, TX – Police in El Paso are looking into a video posted to Snapchat that allegedly showed two juveniles sexually abusing a small dog.

Form what I can find out, KFOX14 was sent a Snapchat video of a small, white dog being sexually abused by two juveniles and took the video to police.

They have not shown the video on air or online, stating the video was “horrific” and “too disturbing.”

El Paso police have since confirmed a bestiality case is now under investigation in relation to the video that they say was filmed on July 28.

Which is too bad for the juveniles involved because prior to Sept. 1 of 2017, it was not illegal to have sex with animals in Texas. I know, right?

“Now it’s a state jail felony, which you could face up to two years in prison if you’re convicted of this bestiality charge. And if convicted, you become a registered sex offender as well,” said Detective Vanessa Acosta.

“I’ve seen cases like this in the past, and we weren’t able to charge these people with it because the animal didn’t have any type of physical harm, or beaten or tortured.…

MUNSON, PA — Three Pennsylvania men are facing a whole heap of charges after police say they banged several different species of farm animals several times a week for about 4-5 years.

And yes, they captured all that sweet, sweet lovin’ on video.

Police received a tip from a 16-year-old boy that lived on what is being called a “makeshift farm” with 41-year-old Terry Wallace, 32-year-old Matthew Brubaker, and 34-year-old Marc Measnikoff.

This same teen boy informed police the men used some sort of specially designed V-shaped pen to facilitate the sexual contact between man and beast. The boy also claims he was forced to assist with restraining the animals while the trio did their thing.

The victims included dogs, female horses, a cow and a goat.

Police claim that a search of the property led to the discovery of a large volume of homemade videos, cameras and recording equipment.

In addition to the combined 1,400+ counts of animal cruelty and 1,400+ counts of sexual intercourse with an animal, the men were charged with child endangerment and corruption of minors.…

LEXINGTON COUNTY, SC – Police say the former leader of the South Carolina Republican Party killed his mother’s dog because he is Jesus Christ and God commanded him to.

Meet Todd Kincannon. He’s bat-shit crazy.

He used to be a mover and a shaker. At one point, the 37-year-old South Carolina man was the executive director of the SC Republican Party. Now he’s the reborn son of a vengeful, dog-smiting god.

His downhill slide has been ongoing for a few years. In April of 2015, he was arrested for criminal domestic violence when he got a bit nutty during an altercation with his wife.

Ashley Griffith told authorities that the two began arguing during the car ride home from an unspecified event on March 26th of that year, when a profanity-laced tirade, complete with homicidal threats, caused Griffith to “fear for her life.”

Growing even angrier, Kincannon began to drive erratically at high speed, running red lights and scaring Griffith so badly that she began shouting to other motorists for help and even tried to exit the vehicle while it was moving.…

SELMA, NC – A woman is facing animal cruelty charges after she drank a potentially lethal amount of alcohol before getting behind the wheel of her vehicle.

The not-so-nice lady with the “rode hard and put away wet” look is Gloria Denise Mitchell, and, believe it or not, she is only 45.

How do you get that rough-looking in just 45 years? Techniques vary from harridan to harridan; Gloria’s time-tested technique is alcohol, and lots of it.

She exceeded even her own usual excess on the evening of July 5th at an upper-crust lodging facility known as the Knights Inn (please keep your sexual innuendos to yourselves).

It was there she swilled enough booze to clock in at an impressive 0.347% BAC, just one one-hundredth of a percentage point away from .357, which is the exact diameter of the high-powered pistol bullet that she probably deserves.

After impressing her fellow sophisticates with her alcoholic acumen, she decided to show off her similarly sharp driving skills by driving her pickup truck across the Knights Inn’s parking lot in reverse like a Heimlich-launched wad of gristly, overcooked meat from the throat of a choking, whore-spawned degenerate.…

DALLAS, TX – A woman in Texas has been accused of fatally shooting her husband because he was beating the family cat.

Police were called to a home on Saturday morning where 47-year-old Mary Harrison had just shot her husband, 49-year-old Dexter Harrison.

When questioned by detectives Harrison told them she shot her husband because he was beating on the family cat.

The man was taken to the hospital but he would die from his injuries.

Harrison was arrested on a murder charge and booked into the Lew Sterrett Justice Center. She is being held on $100,000 bail.

According to neighbors, the family moved into the home a few months ago with their two teenage sons. They mostly kept to themselves, but when the family cat went missing Harrison was seen posting missing fliers in the neighborhood.

“A man got shot over a cat? It’s kind of crazy. It’s unbelievable. A man loses his life over a cat. I mean, people love their pets, but it ain’t that serious… to die for a cat,” said neighbor Carl Phillips.…

HARRAH, OK – A father has been accused of shooting his teenage daughter’s two dogs to death as punishment for her not doing the dishes.

According to reports, 35-year-old Jeffrey Don Edwards got mad at his 17-year-old daughter Tuesday night because she had not washed the dishes or cleaned the house.

After Edwards began throwing dishes, the teen called her mother and asked to be picked up. When the teen returned to Edwards’ home the next day she found blood all over the house.

She would also realize her two dogs, Jessica Dawn and Duck, were missing. When she asked her uncle about the blood and her missing dogs, he told her that her dad shot her dogs to punish her.

Investigators would follow tire tracks that led from the house into the woods and found the bodies of the two dogs about 100 yards from the home.

Edwards was arrested that night and charged with animal cruelty. He was released on Thursday after posting $10,000 bail. He has denied shooting the dogs, claiming he was at work at the time.…


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