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Edward Oberwise Is A Real Men Of Genius

January 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm by  

TAMPA, FL – Since Edward Oberwise, 37, was so successful in his first attempt to have sex with a 14 and 12-year-old girl that he met on Myspace, he figured he’d hit it again.

The first time he performed oral sex on the 12-year-old and her 14-year-old friend in a grocery store parking lot. The 12-year-old also perform oral sex on Oberwise.

The second time, the cops were waiting for him. The 12-year-old was replaced by a detective dressed like her and he was arrested and charged with ten counts of lewd and lascivious battery.

The real kicker is the “Real Men Of Genius” shirt he was wearing when he had his mugshot taken. Sometimes the funny writes itself.

Detectives believe there could be other victims so they are asking anyone with information to contact the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at (813)247-8200 or through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-8477.

UPDATE: Oberwise was sentenced to 20 years in prison and 10 years of sex offender probation.

“I just need to say to the court how sorry I am,” Oberwise told the court.…

Man Sets Two Women On Fire During Armed Robbery

December 14, 2007 at 12:01 pm by  

LAKE WHALES, FL – Leon Davis is a 33-year-old piece of shit. Even though he’s been arrested four times on 14 separate counts of grand theft since February, he was still on the streets and able to hold an insurance office.

After getting Yvonne Bustamante and her pregnant sister-in-law, Jane Luciano to open the safe, he restrained them with duct tape, doused them with gasoline and then set them on fire.

The women freed themselves and ran from the burning building as “chunks of flesh melted from their bodies.” This is when Davis finally decided to use his gun an fire at the women.

Both women would die from their injuries, including Luciano’s 6-month-old son was was delivered via an emergency C-section at an Orlando hospital.

Davis also shot a man in the face who was coming to the women’s aid. Brandon Greisman will require surgery after losing the tip of his nose, but is expected to survive.

Why wasn’t this asshole locked up after, say his 10th arrest?  Utterly fucking unbelievable.…

Guilty Plea From Infant Murderin’ Dana Deegan

December 11, 2007 at 9:40 am by  

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Bismarck, ND – Dana Deegan pleaded guilty in the murder of her newborn son. The 34 year old mother of three hid her pregnancy, gave birth to the healthy baby boy in the her home, fed him, dressed him, shoved him in a plastic bag and then left him to die to the tune of dehydration and starvation. Two weeks later, she stuffed his tiny body in a suitcase and left it in a ditch.

She tearfully plead guilty to a reduced charge of second degree murder and could face 18 years in prison (society should be so lucky). She had originally been charged with murder in the first, but someone took pity on her because her life was “overwhelmed with stress.” That was so nice of them. /sarcasm

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Christina Adams is a Fun Mom

October 12, 2007 at 3:27 pm by  

HAHAHA!
PINELLAS PARK – This lovely woman, Christina Adams, 27, dangled her 5-year-old son out of the open window of an SUV while it was in motion. She was in the passenger seat holding onto the child’s hands, forcing him to run along side the moving vehicle. Witnesses told police that the black GMC SUV was traveling about 3 to 5 mph. Two other children and two other adults were inside the vehicle. When police stopped the vehicle, Adams appeared “extremely intoxicated and belligerent towards officers.” She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail. Bail was set at $5,000.As deplorable as this story is, that mug shot cracks me right the fuck up. She was waaaaaasted.

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Cannibal Serial Killer Stuns Mexico City

October 12, 2007 at 7:16 am by  

MEXICO CITY — Meet Jose Luis Calva Zepeda, serial killer, cannibal, failed horror movie screenwriter. Mexico city police found the dismembered body of Zepeda’s girlfriend,  Alejandra Galeana, a 30-year-old pharmacy clerk and single mother, in his closet, and found chunks of flesh in a frying pan on the stove, in addition to parts of a leg and arm in the fridge. Oh, and bones in a cereal box. He admitted to police that he had boiled some of his girlfriend’s flesh, but he had not eaten it. Also found in the residence was a draft of a novel titled “Cannibalistic Instincts,”

Police had come to Mr. Wonderful’s apartment Monday to investigate the disappearance of Alejandra. Jose tried to escape authorities but was run over by a car. Jose is also being investigated for the death of another girlfriend in 2004 and the mutilation death of a prostitute in April.

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Oregon Teacher Wants To Bring Gun To School

October 9, 2007 at 11:37 am by  

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Wanting protection from both her abusive ex-husband and the spate of school shootings that have plagued the country for the last few years, a teacher has challenged the local school district for the right to carry her Glock to school. Shirley Katz argued that since she has a concealed weapon permit, and Oregon allows those with permits to carry guns into buildings, she should be allowed to bring her weapon on school grounds. While saying that she necessarily would bring the gun on school property, she says she just wants to know that she can, should she feel the need.

Apparently, the students are a little, uh, slow when it comes to basic reasoning:

Some South Medford students say they are uncomfortable with the idea of a teacher carrying a gun, especially since they cannot bring even scissors to school.

“I totally understand she wants to protect herself,” said Lauren Forderer, 16, a junior. “But I don’t agree she should bring her problems around 2,000 other people.”

Uh, yeah. YOU’RE A MINOR.…

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Amazing! Authorities in Columbus Ohio have put out a missing person’s report for Olivia Maricela Soriano-Almendaris, who is 9 months pregnant, after she was last seen at a bank on Oct. 2nd. She was due to give birth that day. Authorities have no leads.

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Custody of amputated leg in dispute

October 5, 2007 at 10:40 am by  

Smokin'!

A US man who stored his amputated leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with the man who bought it.

John Wood’s smoker was sold to Shannon Whisnant last week after he fell behind on payments at the storage facility in North Carolina where it was kept.

He wants his leg back but Mr Whisnant says he has a receipt for the smoker’s contents and wants to share ownership.

Mr Wood’s leg was amputated above the knee after a plane crash in 2004.

He asked to keep the leg so he could be buried as a whole man when he died, and stored it at the facility in Maiden after losing his home.

But when Mr Wood failed to pay the necessary rental fees, the storage company auctioned the smoker and all its contents.

‘Strange incident’

After buying the smoker last Tuesday, Mr Whisnant looked inside and found a man’s leg wrapped in a wire screen.

He initially gave the leg to the police, who concluded it had not been removed as a result of a crime and sent it to a funeral home until Mr Wood could pick it up.…

Wii are winning the console war!

September 15, 2007 at 9:57 pm by  

Yah Wii

And I’m proud to say that I did my part by buying two of them (though I sold one to my boss).

In the 10 months that the Wii has been on sale, it has sold 9 million units worldwide, compared to the 2nd place holder, the Xbox 360, which has sold 8.9 million in its (almost) 2 years on the market. This number is more telling when you factor in that at least a small portion of the 360 units sold were repurchases to replace units that succumbed to the RROD. Astounding!

I knew Wii could do it! When are you getting one, Morbid?

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Smackdown!

ROSELAND, IN – Being escorted out of a council meeting that he was ejected from, Roseland Indiana council member David Snyder turns back to the police officer and says something inaudible to the cop. Cop then gives Mr. Snyder a good shove – good enough that it looks like his face smashed into the glass door. The crowd goes nuts, with one woman saying “Ohhhh myyy goddd.”

Meanwhile, outside on the pavement, Snyder is getting his face bashed in by the cop until Snyder finally relents and is cuffed.

I can’t stop laughing at this video. I think I’ve watched it ten times now. (Video on source page)

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Whole school rallies around picked-on newbie

September 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm by  

Heroes
Seniors in action: David Shepherd and Travis Price

When the new kid showed up for his first day of 9th grade in his new school wearing a pink shirt, a group of older bullies started calling him a homosexual and threatening to beat him up. Tired of the harassment bestowed upon other students, a couple of seniors got together and hatched a plan. They bought 75 pink shirts and encouraged the entire student body to wear pink shirts to school on a specific day. Making sure that the bullied Freshman also had a pink shirt to wear, they sat back and marveled at the sea of pink, as they estimate half of the school was wearing pink.

Pissed off the bullies so bad that one of them was throwing chairs in the cafeteria.

Says senior Travis Price:

Kids don’t need this in their lives, worrying about what to wear to school. That should be the last thing on their minds.

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W.V. Black Woman Tortured, Raped By 6 Whites

September 12, 2007 at 8:30 pm by  

The hills really DO have eyes!
Clockwise from top left: Frankie Brewster, 49; Bobby Brewster, 24; Danny Combs, 20; Alisha Burton, 22; Karen Burton, 46; and George Messer, 27.

Lured to a home where some of the torturers lived, a woman was forced to lick the toe, vagina and anal cavity of a scary-looking 49 year old woman. The 49 year old’s son also forced the woman to eat dog and rat feces, and the black woman was also badly beaten, told “That’s what we do to niggers around here.”

The 6 are in jail and authorities are searching for others that may have helped lure the woman to the home.

Check The Smoking Gun‘s article for the original police report.

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