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Kensal, ND – According to police in Kensal, 55-year-old Kevin Gienger dognapped his neighbor’s purebred poodle last Saturday, and by Sunday, had castrated the animal. The dog was found in Gienger’s home along with a few scalpels and some syringes. It is unknown whether the dog was anesthetized for the procedure. Authorities say Gienger did not have the owner’s permission to castrate the dog. Gienger says he castrated the critter because it had been running loose in the neighborhood, making a nuisance of itself. Heh…I can think of a few humans in my own neighborhood who fit that description. Gienger was arrested on suspicion of stolen property and mistreating animals, both Class A misdemeanors, and has since been released. He says he plans to plead not guilty in the case, but if convicted on the charges, he’s looking at one year in prison and a $2,000 fine. The poodle has since been taken to the veterinarian – it’s condition is unknown. Thanks, Cat!…

Police Seek Man Accused Of Setting Dog On Fire

October 8, 2010 at 7:22 am by  

Suffolk, VA – Police say that after a verbal altercation over a pair of tennis shoes, Lashawn Harper decided to get even with his brother by setting his dog on fire. According to the brother, when he refused to hand over a pair of shoes that Lashawn wanted, Lashawn walked outside and doused the 1-year-old pit bull with gasoline and flicked his Bic before fleeing. The dog, Patron, was able to extinguish the flames by rolling around in the grass. Though he suffered burns to his neck, face and chest, none of the injuries are life-threatening and Patron is expected to fully recover. This isn’t the first incident of animal cruelty in the home – Lashawn was reportedly convicted on animal cruelty charges last year and the court ordered he was to have no dogs. In addition, it’s been reported that animal control has responded to the home at least five times since April to perform welfare checks on the numerous dogs being kept there. Police have issued warrants for one count of animal cruelty and one count of malicious wounding of an animal.…

Woman Booked On Charges Of Child Porn, Incest

October 7, 2010 at 8:22 am by  

Alva, FL – Police say 31-year-old Candice Miller is facing numerous charges after she was found to be in possession of nearly 1,000 pornographic images depicting herself and two children in various sex acts. Among those photos, Miller is seen performing oral sex on a 14-year-old boy – another shows that same teen boy sitting on a bed with his 9-year-old sister – both naked. Authorities believe Miller was emailing the photos to an ex-boyfriend she had previously met on an internet dating site. *coughcraigslistcough* Miller’s current boyfriend, Kevin Curtis, is shocked at the allegations. “She deserves to pay the price for her wrongness, for sure. But you know, I can tell you she was not that person when she was with me or around my kids or my family,” he said. Know who else is shocked? Her neighbors. Seems she was hijacking their unsecured wireless network to send the pics. “6:30 in the morning, my husband answers the door in his underwear, five cops attacked him, threw him on the ground, and all they said was they had a search warrant,” said neighbor Carol Davis.…

Springfield, MO – Police and paramedics were called to Tatianna Light’s home Tuesday afternoon after receiving a 911 call in which she reported her 2-month-old son, Kaiden, was not breathing. Tatianna told officers she had placed the baby on his back on her bed and went to do laundry. When she returned about ten minutes later, Kaiden had rolled onto his stomach and had blood in his nose, so she called 911. EMT’s were unable to resuscitate the baby and he was pronounced dead at the hospital. Tatianna was questioned again. This time, her story was a little different. She told officers she undressed the child, cleaned him, and tried to perform CPR for about 30-45 minutes. And after calling a family member for advice, she finally got around to calling 911. Those slight discrepancies led to further questioning down at the station, where Tatianna eventually admitted to smothering the infant with pillows. She told police she held the pillows over Kaiden’s face for about an hour. Within that time span, she lifted the pillow and discovered Kaiden was still breathing, so she continued to hold the pillows over his face until he stopped.…

Cortez Geiger Does Nookie Wrong

October 7, 2010 at 3:23 am by  

Gainesville, FL – Police arrested 55-year-old Cortez Geiger and slapped him with a sexual battery charge after he reportedly hammered his girlfriend while in the process of forcibly hammering her. The woman told police that as Geiger was forcing himself upon her early Sunday morning, he thunked her in the forehead with the metal end of a hammer. In addition to the thunking, he allegedly punched her in the face and held her down by the throat. The arresting officer noted the woman was sporting a large bump over her eye, a swollen forehead and a few scars from previous facial injuries. Geiger denied hitting the woman with the hammer and claimed the sex was consensual. He’s being held at the Alachua County Jail on $10,000 bail. Here’s to hoping the woman wises up and gets the hell outta Dodge before dude starts eyeing a pneumatic drill or power saw.…

Man Accused Of Punching 3-Month-Old Puppy

October 7, 2010 at 2:00 am by  

North Miami, FL – The bad-ass brute you see to the left is David Henry Lucero. While there isn’t a whole lot of meat to this story, I figured the thug deserved his fifteen minutes of shame. Wait…I’m sorry, did I say thug? I meant to say pussy. Lucero’s ugly mug is staring back at you today because he’s been accused of punching a puppy. According to police, back in September, a witness reported seeing Lucero choking and punching the 3-month-old puppy in the head while exclaiming, “This punk dog will be dead soon.” According to the arrest report, that same witness had to literally pry the puppy from the shitstain’s hands. Whether the puppy survived the beating is unknown. The 26-year-old puppy puncher now faces a felony charge of animal cruelty with intent to kill. He remains behind bars on $5,500 bond. What’s next, Lucero? Gonna kick a bunny? Slap a squirrel? Pussy.…

Kansas City, MO – Don’t you just hate it when you hook up with some random dude at a motel for an evening of drunken, meaningless sex only to wake up the next morning with a hangover and the word “hoe” carved into your chest? Yeah, me too. Makes for the beginning of a real shitty week. According to a 34-year-old woman in Kansas City, the exact same thing happened to her over the weekend. Small world, huh? The woman told police that she met a man Saturday afternoon through a telephone dating service. He picked her up at her home and took her to the Crown Lodge motel. After a few cocktails, the woman reportedly performed oral sex on the man, but when he demanded intercourse, she refused. A girl’s gotta have morals, ya know? That, of course, led to an argument. The woman said that at 7:00 p.m., the man left the room with the only key. She guzzled up the rest of the Long Island Iced Tea and proceeded to pass out at about 3:00 a.m.…

St. Petersburg, FL – Police say two suspects, both armed with guns and a knife, forced their way into a woman’s home as she was arriving home from work late Monday evening. Once inside the residence, the robbers reportedly bound the woman’s 15-year-old son with duct tape before ransacking the home in an apparent search for drugs and/or money. At some point during their two hour stay, the home invaders allegedly forced the woman to melt butter and pour it over her chest. *blinks* Fortunately, the butter had cooled somewhat before coming into contact with her skin. Police don’t believe the melted butter thing was meant to be any sort of sexual threat, but was meant to be intimidating. Silly me, I thought that’s what the guns and knives were for!  Before making their escape, the alleged butter bandits bound the woman in duct tape and made off with an AK-47, a Glock 36 and a couple of iPods. Police say another family was taken hostage in the area less than 24 hours earlier.…

Provo, UT – A woman called police Sunday evening to report that there was a grown man in her 13-year-old daughter’s bed – she could hear him moaning. When police arrived, they found 29-year-old Caleb Steiner still in the teen’s bed – the two were underneath the blankets and the girl’s chest was partially exposed. When asked what the hell he thought he was doing there, Steiner reportedly told officers he “has a problem with little girls.” “They think I am younger than I am,” he said. “And I use that to get the young girls to come to me.” Steiner told police he and the girl had been “messing around” from time to time during their 18-month relationship, but he had no intentions with her that day because her parents were home. Speaking of parents, had I found this dicksneeze under the covers with my kid, he would have been the one on the phone with 911, begging for rescue. Though Steiner claims he had no idea why the girl’s breast was exposed, she told officers they were cuddling and he had touched her.…

Lubbock, TX – A 6-month-old boy was hospitalized late last month with numerous injuries in various stages of healing, including bruises on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet. He was found to have human bite marks and burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area. Add to that various cuts and abrasions, a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull. At this point, it will be a miracle if he survives. Police have arrested the person they believe is responsible for the injuries – his mother, 21-year-old Amanda Fain. When presented with photos of the child’s injuries, Fain explained each of the numerous injuries and told police she was feeling “overwhelmed” with her children and their crying and put the infant into bed “harder than usual.” She also admitted to biting the child’s toe, but says she didn’t realize how hard she clamped down. The oldest of Fain’s five children, a 4-year-old boy, told investigators the children often bit and hit each other.…

Roseville, MI – Back in December of ’09, Carol Lynn Schnuphase began telling people that her 12-year-old son, Christopher, had leukemia. By all appearances, the kid certainly looked ill – he appeared lethargic, sickly and hairless. And in an effort to help cover the cost of the child’s costly treatment, Schnuphase dragged her unemployed ass around town, soliciting donations from local businesses, church groups and other community organizations. She put on her brave face and paraded her sickly son around to different fundraisers held in his honor. People took one look at the sick little boy and opened their hearts and their wallets, donating nearly $8,000 in cash and gifts. Heh…bitch was lyin’. Christopher wasn’t sick – his momma was just a greedy troll. Not only did she have others convinced her child was ill, she had him believing he was going to die. Police say she intentionally fed the kid foods she knew he was allergic to. She crushed up tablets and put ’em in the his applesauce to keep him all lethargic and sick.…

Pelion, SC – According to authorities, 73-year-old James Hayes Webber stands accused of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl on two separate occasions – once in a field near his home and once inside his home. Though the victim didn’t report the first incident, which occurred in April, she wasn’t about to let him get away with it a second time. Police say Webber attempted to assault the girl again in May…this time, she recorded the incident on her cell phone. Police also say you can hear the girl crying and begging Webber to stop in the 35-40 second recording. “Our detectives are all seasoned detectives who have investigated these types of crimes before,” said Maj. John Allard of the Lexington County Sheriff’s Department. “All of them to a man and woman were in tears after they listened to the recording, it was that graphic and disturbing.” Webber has been charged with first degree assault with intent to commit criminal sexual conduct and second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor.…


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