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New York — The genius to the left is Hubert Blackman – he recently filed a lawsuit against Las Vegas Exclusive Personals, an escort service, claiming one of the dancers they provided ripped him off, leaving him traumatized and suffering from a crippling psychotic disorder.

Blackman apparently hired the stripper/hooker while vacationing in Vegas back in December. After shellin’ out $155 for a lap dance, he further padded her wallet with another $120 for an unspecified sex act…an act he says she solicited. According to him, she did not remain with him the entire hour for which she was paid, leaving after only thirty minutes. Blackman called the escort service the next morning and demanded a refund, explaining he was incapable of making an informed agreement with the stripper the night before because he was drunk. When they essentially laughed in his face, he called the cops.

Metro police listened to his story and gently reminded him that prostitution is illegal in Vegas and he could be arrested for such conduct.…

Oakland, CA — A second grade teacher at Markham Elementary School has been placed on paid administrative leave after school officials were told that two of his young students may have engaged in oral sex during class while he was present in the classroom.

Details are a bit sketchy, but authorities said they are investigating reports that a girl and a boy engaged in oral sex in the classroom while teach was in the room. In another incident, school officials say two students disrobed “at least partially” in the same classroom before becoming disruptive. Officials are unsure at this point whether the same two students were involved in both incidents.

According to Oakland school district spokesman Troy Flint, the alleged incidents happened last week, but only came to the principal’s attention last Wednesday, after one of the students told a staff member what had happened. The teacher was present at the time, Flint says, but insists he was unaware of any such incident.

The district conducted a number of interviews Thursday to verify the child’s report.

Hawthorne, CA — This is quite possibly one of the weirdest stories I have ever come across in my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon. It all started Wednesday evening with your average jaywalking pedestrian hit-and-run…

An unidentified male was crossing a busy stretch of Crenshaw Boulevard near the Century Freeway at about 9:30 p.m., when he was hit by a gray or white minivan. Just moments later, the already injured man was ran over again by a second vehicle. Neither driver bothered to stop. One of several good Samaritans who ran to help the injured man attempted to stop traffic and she ended up getting ran over by yet another motorist. This time, however, the driver did stop to check on the woman and render assistance. And then it gets a little weird…

As the man exited his vehicle, he was attacked by a mob of bystanders. They reportedly roughed him up a bit and stole his cell phone. Beaten and in fear for his life, he was able to get back into his vehicle and drive away.…

Fort Pierce, FL — 21-year-old Indira Landa is being held at the St. Lucie County Jail, charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency or dependency of a minor and a single count of larceny, after she and a group of children entered a WalMart store and started helping themselves to the merchandise.

A loss prevention officer told police the group consisted of Landa and four children, ranging from 2 to 15 years old, and all were seen wandering through the store eating and drinking items from off the shelves. Landa was seen feeding the 2-year-old food that had not been purchased. Landa and two of the older children then began selecting items and placing them in plastic bags they brought with them. She placed old store receipts inside the bags and concealed them under her purse. The group then made their way to the checkout stands where they paid for a few inexpensive items – they were stopped before they could exit the store.

When police arrived, an officer spoke with Landa about about the “illegal nature” of instructing kids how to steal.…

Jessica Gamble Sentenced In Tot Pot Smoking Case

January 22, 2011 at 6:21 am by  

Cincinnati, OH — You remember Jessica Gamble, don’t you? We featured her back in September after authorities got their hands on some cell phone video of Gamble’s 2-year-old daughter smoking a joint. She’s been sentenced to to six months in jail with four months time served.

Gamble pleaded guilty in November to charges of corrupting another with drugs and tampering with evidence. A child endangering charge against her was dismissed. Before sentencing on Friday, Gamble admitted to making a mistake and told the judge she wanted to be reunited with her daughter. And she will be…once she finishes her sentence and jumps through a few judicial hoops.

When she is released from her cage, Gamble must complete a six-month training program consisting of parenting classes, job preparedness and drug awareness. She will also spend an additional three months training at a rehab facility. After all that is behind her, she may then be reunited with her daughter, who remains in the custody of a relative. Once she’s jumped through those hoops, she must then serve two years of probation.…

Reading, PA — She became an internet sensation by falling into a mall fountain because she was too busy texting to pay attention to where she was going – the entire hilarious incident captured on mall surveillance video and uploaded to the net. Then she threatened to sue the mall for not helping her. Now we find out that 49-year-old Cathy Cruz Marrero, a.k.a. Fountain Girl, is an alleged thief with a pretty lengthy criminal record that includes several theft cases and a hit-and-run charge.

“Fountain Girl” went viral after being posted to YouTube, receiving more than 1.6 million views since January 12. For those who haven’t seen it, a woman can be seen walking through the mall, eyes glued to her cell phone, when she trips and falls face first into a fountain. She is seen scrambling for her phone before beating a hasty, yet dignified retreat. Mall security personnel can be heard laughing in the background. The security guard responsible for uploading the video has since been fired.

After friends recognized her and informed her of the popular video, she went and outed herself to the public.…

Lexington, NC — Lonnie Michael Felts, 42, was arrested Sunday and charged with abuse of the Davidson County 911 emergency system after repeatedly dialing 911 to request a hooker.

According to authorities, Felts called 911 three separate times on Sunday. The first time he called, Felts reportedly requested “a hooker and an escort to get boots.” An officer was dispatched to the bobblehead’s home to school him on the consequences of misusing the 911 system. Not that you could tell by looking at him or anything, but Felts just might be a slow learner.

A second call was placed to 911. In that call, Felts requested the number to the county jail. He was again warned not to use 911 for non-emergency calls. His persistence failed to pay off – after his third call, and a repeated request for a hooker, Felts was shackled and hauled off. He remains behind bars on a $2,000 secured bond. Police believe drugs/and or alcohol may have been a factor in Felts’ behavior.…

Panama City Beach, FL — Pamela Higgins, 48, was arrested Monday afternoon and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after she allegedly attacked her mother with a machete while high on bath salts.

Yes…bath salts. We ain’t talkin’ Calgon or Mr. Bubble – these bath salts are sold at truck stops, tattoo parlors and head shops, and have names like Ivory Snow, Bliss, Vanilla Sky and Blue Silk. These bath salts contain MDPV or mephedrone, stimulants that can cause rapid heart rates, seizures and hallucinations. These bath salts produce the same feelings of euphoria experienced by users of cocaine and amphetamines, and at higher doses can cause panic attacks and psychosis. Some say the high last for days and the lows are extremely low. And apparently the stuff will make ya batshit crazy.

Carolyn Ullery told police she was just sitting in her bedroom watching TV Monday afternoon when Pamela came through the door swingin’ a machete. “You ain’t dead yet?” Pamela asked. “She was trying to kill me,” the 71-year-old woman said.…

Mugshot: Man Charged In Alleged Sword Attack

January 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm by  

Evansville, IN — Ricky Lee Kalichun, 45, is being held on $50,000 bond, charged with intimidation with a weapon and public intoxication, after police say he Sharpie’d his face and attacked another man with a sword. I personally feel the mugshot totally outshines the actual story, but do feel free to read all about it at courierpress.com.

Sante Fe, NM — A Santa Fe High School shop teacher is on paid administrative leave after police say cell phone video surfaced showing the woman locking a 15-year-old student in a cage outside.

The kid was supposedly acting up in class earlier this month, and instead of sending the kid to detention or the principal’s office, the teacher reportedly recruited a couple other students and dragged the kid outside and locked him up inside a wire cage.

The boy can be seen waving to his fellow classmates from behind the chain link cage. After sitting in there for about 15 minutes, the boy was able to kick his way out and contact his parents.

“She actually empowered two students in her same class to sort of control him physically,” explained Santa Fe Police Detective Sergeant Louis Carlos. ““We’re looking at whether or not her actions define the criminal code for abuse and neglect because of leaving him in this cage that housed chemicals. And of course the temperature– the weather that day.

Spartanburg, SC — In what authorities describe as a calm, controlled, methodical tone, a 14-year-old boy called 911 dispatchers just before midnight on Monday and told them he had just killed his father, grandmother and his great-aunt. In the same tone, he also said he would be waiting for them at the home.

When police arrived at the home, the boy came out of the house with his hands in the air – he was taken into custody without incident. Inside the residence, officers found 44-year-old Joe Robert Lankford dead in his bed – he had been shot once in the mouth. The boy’s great-aunt, 83-year-old Virginia Gaston, had died from a gunshot wound to the forehead. The boy’s grandmother, 80-year-old Rachel Gaston Lankford, was alive, but had been shot in the face. She remains hospitalized in critical condition.

The boy told police he had shot them all with the .22-caliber rifle his father bought him for his birthday last September. Why? When questioned, the boy simply said, “I don’t know.” Spartanburg Public Safety Director Tony Fisher said the teen does not have a history of mental health issues, nor has he had any discipline issues at school.…

Marc Higgins Is Sensitive About His Flatulence

January 19, 2011 at 6:22 am by  

Bristol, CT — Marc Higgins, 21, is being held on murder and assault charges after police say he stabbed four random people at a party over the weekend because a woman at the party supposedly made a stink about his anal emissions.

According to authorities, an intoxicated Higgins “was farting throughout the evening” Saturday, prompting a female partygoer to slap him. Embarrassed and enraged, Higgings reportedly stormed out of the apartment, only to return about 45 minutes later armed with three knives. Police say Higgins didn’t specifically target anyone, but just started lashing out at those unfortunate enough to be within stabbing distance.

Though authorities claim several people were attacked, only four required medical attention. Fellow partygoers Sandra Ranger, 18, David Klett, 19, and Tyler Basso, 18, were all treated for their injuries and released. A man Higgins considered a friend, 21-year-old Matthew Walton, wasn’t so lucky – he was pronounced dead at the hospital. Higgins fled from the scene after all the pokin’, but turned himself in a few hours later.…

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