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Maywood, CA — Authorities said Moises Meraz- Espinoza walked into the Huntington Park Police Station with an unidentified family member Friday afternoon, asked for an officer, and confessed to killing his mother.

While investigating the gruesome claim, authorities discovered the body of a dismembered female in the freezer of the home Espinoza shares with his mother. She had apparently been hacked into several pieces with a saw before being frozen. Though police haven’t confirmed the woman’s identity, relatives say Espinoza’s mother hasn’t been seen since last Monday.

Family members told KTLA that Espinoza had been acting strange lately and may have been suffering from depression after his girlfriend was killed in a car crash four months ago.

One family member reported that she got a phone call from Espinoza in which he admitted to cutting up his mother with a saw. “I knew either he was gonna harm himself or someone but not just her, not her,” she said.

Espinoza was booked on suspicion of murder and is being held without bail.…

Dearborn, MI — The gentleman rockin’ the dead squirrel ‘do is 55-year-old Patrick Bencher – alleged pervert. He was arrested on Friday after police say he was seen fondling himself while parked in front of the Sacred Heart Church and School.

Church officials alerted authorities earlier this month after receiving several complaints from concerned citizens about Bencher’s alleged activities. Officials complained that when mass was over, Bencher would often remain on the property for extended periods of time to watch the school children play during recess.

After several days of surveillance, a plainclothes officer from the Dearborn Police Surveillance Unit saw him sitting in his vehicle, fondling himself as he ogled the young ‘ens.

Charged with aggravated indecent exposure, Bencher was ordered to steer clear of all minors, churches, schools, public parks and recreational facilities. He remains behind bars on a $50,000 cash bond.…

Bristol, TN — Bobbie J. Stiles was arrested Tuesday evening after her 13-year-old daughter called police to report the woman had been intoxicated and “talking in circles” for days.

The teen told deputies her mother had been drunk and acting “out of her head” since Friday. She added that her phone rang several times while she was at school, and when she answered, her mother was on the other end “talking out of her head.” She said she told her mother to quit calling, but Stiles continued.

When the girl returned home from school on Tuesday, she said Stiles began yelling at her and four other juveniles in the home for unknown reasons. After being screamed at for several hours, the kid got fed up and called 911.

Deputies say they arrived at the residence to find Stiles belligerent and intoxicated. She allegedly, “could not understand why the Sheriff’s Office was called, could not follow instructions and was talking in circles about unrelated issues.”

Stiles allegedly denied drinking alcohol, stating she was taking several prescription narcotics for various medical issues.

Cincinnati, OH — According to authorities, 27-year-old Jerome Smith, a convicted felon released from his cage just 2½ months ago, is behind bars once again – this time for repeatedly beating a pregnant woman in the head with a handgun. Not much to the story, but the mugshot is awesome. Want more info? Read on at cincinnati.com. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here and see if I can find Waldo.

Man Fatally Stabbed By Cock

February 5, 2011 at 2:56 am by  

Earlimart, CA — Authorities have identified the man they believe was fatally stabbed by a fighting cock late last month as 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa.

The details are a bit sketchy, but here’s what I’ve learned so far:

On January 30th, the Tulare County Sheriff’s Office received a report from an anonymous tipster about an illegal cockfight that was under way in a field in Earlimart. When deputies arrived on scene and started rufflin’ feathers, all hell broke loose – people and poultry both scrambled to get away. In the midst of this uproar, Ochoa somehow suffered a severe cut to the calf from a blade attached to one of the cocks.

The cock in question responded to the deputies inquiries with an emphatic “BWAAK!” before pointing the finger at another fiendish fowl still at the scene. Ha! Just kidding….roosters don’t have fingers, silly.

Ochoa was transported to the Delano Regional Medical Center where he died a couple hours later. Authorities said this is the first time they have seen a human die as the result of a cockfight.…

Titty Bar Argument Leads To Attempted Castration

February 4, 2011 at 9:46 am by  

Brockway, WI — 39-year-old Maria Casarez told police she only was trying to scare her husband when she threatened to get stabby with his manjigglies last month – she was simply trying to make a point.

After an evening of drinking at Greythunder’s Bar on the 14th of January, Maria and her husband Benjamin returned home and retired to their bedroom for a little one-on-one action. As Maria got into position to treat him to a little oral, she wrapped one hand around his testes and the other around a pocket knife that she produced from God knows where.

According to the criminal complaint, Benjamin started a bit as he felt the tip of the cold knife touch his plums, and knocked the knife out of Maria’s hand. He then pushed her onto the bed, held her down by the hair and screamed, “How dare you!” He eventually muttered something about her watching too much television and released his grip on her hair. He waited for about an hour before contacting police.…

Ashland, OR — Lance Alan Tausaga, 19, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of indecent exposure after allegedly exposing himself in a mall parking lot.

The smoking hot SOU linebacker was reportedly butt-nekkid when he jumped out of his vehicle and verbally confronted a couple of women in the lot Monday morning. The victims, described as two adult women, told police the man was openly masturbating as he approached. Instead of capturing the entire incident on camera for future viewing, the two fled back into the mall and contacted police.

Based on the vehicle description and license plate number the women provided, police were able to track down and arrest the alleged fapper. Tausaga was arrested on campus early Tuesday morning, but has since been released on bail.

Friends say Tausaga is a quiet, shy man – getting nekkid and fondling himself in public would be completely out of character.

Officials at Southern Oregon University say Tausaga is indefinitely suspended from the team. And depending on the outcome of the case, he could face expulsion.…

19-Year-Old Accused Of Raping Friend’s Mother

February 4, 2011 at 5:56 am by  

Fort Myers, FL — Allen Michael Cummins, 19, was booked into the Lee County Jail on Wednesday after police say he raped his friend’s mother in the middle of the night.

According to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, the victim told police Cummins had been hanging out at her house with her son Tuesday evening. The two had left the residence to go fishing, returned to eat and left again, both going their separate ways later that night.

The woman’s son told police Cummins called him at about 2:30 Wednesday morning to complain he was locked out of his house. And because he couldn’t get into his own home, he was just gonna head on over to dude’s mother’s house and fuck her. The son, whose name and age were not released, apparently didn’t take the threat seriously.

The victim told police she was asleep on her couch when she was rudely awakened by a man at about 3:00 a.m. She said the man threw her on the floor, raped her and left. …

Newport Township, PA — A woman told police her boyfriend beat her with an alarm clock and a couple of folding chairs last week because she didn’t ask for permission to use the restroom.

Jarrett Edmonds apparently became “enraged” when the brazen woman dared to use the facilities without getting the nod of approval from his holiness. The girlfriend told police Edmonds beat her with a digital alarm clock before switching it up and arming himself with the chairs. He repeatedly struck the woman in the head, face and torso.

She went on to tell investigators that Edmonds held her hostage in the home for nearly an hour, denying her request to leave or call an ambulance. At some point, he reportedly tried to force the woman to stand outside naked just to embarrass her. Edmonds eventually relented and allowed the woman to go to a friend’s house to call 911.

The woman was left with various bumps and bruises, deep lacerations to her head and a broken nose. Two bloodied folding chairs and an alarm clock found at the scene were bagged and tagged as evidence.…

Dead 4-Year-Old Had Blood Alcohol Level Of .272

February 3, 2011 at 10:16 am by  

Alpharetta, GA — Though the investigation into the death of 4-year-old Shakira Decelien is ongoing, and though the Fulton County Medical Examiner’s Office hasn’t officially pinpointed the cause of death, police say the child died as a result of “extreme alcohol toxicity.” How extreme? Her BAC was .272 – more than three times the legal limit for an adult driver.

According to authorities, Shakira’s father, 34-year-old Wilguens Decelien, and 40-year-old Mara Decelien, the child’s aunt, have both been arrested and booked on charges of child cruelty and murder.

It isn’t exactly clear how the child came to ingest so much alcohol, but one source claims the two adults were “feeding” the child alcohol hours before she died, and another claims Shakira “got her hands” on some rum left laying around in the home. Either way, Shakira’s aunt waited nearly three hours to call an ambulance once she realized the kid was fuggered up.

Police say the home was littered with trash, and several liquor bottles were found scattered around. Five children were removed from the home and are being held in state custody.…

Mother’s Boyfriend Accused Of Boiling The Babies

February 3, 2011 at 7:29 am by  

Iberia, LA — Vanessa Edmond, 23, and her live-in boyfriend, 25-year-old Jamal Charles, have each been charged with three counts of second-degree cruelty to juveniles in connection with the death of Edmond’s 4-year-old daughter, Rayneisha Hudson.

When police and paramedics responded to the couple’s home last Thursday, they found an unresponsive Rayneisha laying on the floor. She was stiff and cold to the touch. Investigators said it appeared as if she had been severely burned from the waist down, the skin on her legs “fluffing off.”

Another of Vanessa’s children, a 3-year-old boy, was suffering from burns to his left foot and buttocks – he was transported to the hospital where medical personnel later determined that the injuries were recent and likely caused by hot water.

An older sibling, a 5-year-old girl, told detectives that Charles whipped Rayneisha with a hammer because she had soiled herself. The child also told detectives that Charles then “put her sister and brother in a hot tub.” The Acadiana Crime Lab later determined that the water out of the tap was 180 degrees.…

Trenton, MI — You all remember Jennifer Petkov, right? The mouthy bitch who gained “worldwide notoriety” after taunting a dying 7-year-old child? Yeah, her. She’s been ordered by the court to hit the road.

We first featured Jennifer back in October after she posted some doctored photos of Kathleen Edwards, a 7-year-old girl who is dying from Huntington’s Disease, on her Facebook page. The photos depicted the child’s face becoming the center of a skull and crossbones. Petkov also posted a picture of the girl’s mother, who died in 2009 of the same condition, in the arms of the grim reaper. Those distasteful and juvenile acts were carried out for one reason only – to torment the child’s grandmother, Rebecca Rose.

As mean spirited and awful as it is, it’s not actually against the law to taunt a dying kid. It is, however, against the law to try and turn your neighbor into roadkill. Neighbor Tana Boling says she said she was on her way across the street to talk with Rebecca Rose on Oct.…

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