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Little Rock, AR — Marco Antonio de la Rosa Gutierrez, a waiter at the Casa Manana Mexican restaurant, was arrested Friday night after police say he lured a 7-year-old girl into the men’s room and raped her.

According to authorities, the child was at the restaurant with family when she excused herself from the table and made her way to the restroom. It was then that Gutierrez allegedly lured the child into the men’s restroom and sexually assaulted her – all in the span of about five minutes. When he was through with her, he reportedly continued to wait tables until police arrived.

Restaurant owner Desiderio Juarez says Gutierrez has worked at Casa Manana for nearly 10-years. Juarez considered him a good employee, but wants him held accountable if found guilty. “He’s got a family. He’s got a wife and he has kids.”

The child was examined at Arkansas Children’s Hospital and has been interviewed by police. Gutierrez, 35, is being held on $1 million bond. According to the Pulaski County Sheriff’s Office, Gutierrez is not a registered sex offender, but does have a criminal history.…

Man Dares Girlfriend To Shoot Him, She Obliges

February 21, 2011 at 3:58 am by  

Ocala, FL — 50-year-old Kimberly Gustafson was arrested and charged with manslaughter last Friday after allegedly shooting her live-in boyfriend, 57-year-old Rodney Gilbert, in the face.

Witnesses told police Gustafson and Gilbert spent much of the evening arguing about her drinking. When Gilbert punched Gustafson in the arm, she reportedly walked into a bedroom of the home and retrieved an antique .38. As she readied the weapon to fire, others in the home pleaded with her to put it down. Gilbert, however, began taunting her.

“Go ahead and shoot me,” he demanded. And after repeated dares, Gustafson did just that…right in the face at point-blank range.

Not knowing what kind of crap Gustafson was going to pull next, another woman in the home ordered her to leave. Law enforcement officials caught up with her at a convenience store a short time later. The gun used in the killing was found in her vehicle. She remains behind bars at the Marion County Jail. Fortunately, it appears as if her bags were already packed…

Thank ya, Sister Iroz, for bring this one to our forums.…

Houston, TX — Christopher Harding, 23, stands accused of physically assaulting his disabled mother and running off with her dentures.

Police say the incident occurred at his mother’s home earlier this month. According to Harding’s mother, Mettie Cartwright, the man grabbed her by the throat, pushed her to the ground, punched her in the face and applied painful pressure to her neck with his hand. She told police that her son held her neck so tight she had trouble breathing.

While he had her down on the ground, he reportedly used his free hand to reach inside the woman’s mouth and yank out her upper plate. Harding then fled the home with the teeth. Police said a witness was able to back up the woman’s claim.

Harding was arrested, charged with injury to a disabled person and is currently being held in the Harris County Jail without bond.

You just can’t make this shit up….…

Bonita Springs, FL –The lovely lady to the left, 38-year-old Melissa Graham, was arrested Wednesday evening after police accused her of skipping out on a restaurant bill, leaving her 12-year-old daughter behind, and later calling the police to report the kid had been kidnapped.

According to the woman’s kid, after consuming a few glasses of wine at the Bonefish Grill that evening, Graham started acting a little weird. The girl told police Graham spit her bread out all over the table, shoved her food across the table, telling the kid to “get a box” before exiting the restaurant, leaving the 12-year-old sitting there.

A short time later, the girl and the restaurant manager went outside and found Graham sitting in her car. The manager told Graham she needed to pay up. Unable to convince the manager she had left a credit card on the table, Graham reportedly insisted the other person they were dining with agreed to pay the bill, but the only other person there was the kid. Flustered, the nucking fut drove away, leaving her daughter standing in the parking lot.…

Summerville, SC — How many times has this happened to you? You’re driving along and come up behind a group of kids walking down the middle of the street. No…not walking, ambling. You honk once or twice. Nothing. You rev the engine a bit. Still nothing, except for maybe a snotty look and a few choice words from one of the disrespectful little jackwagons. If you live in my neighborhood, you may even get a peek at the punks shit-stained boxers as he drops his saggin’ pants a few more inches down his butt.

If you’re anything like me, you imagine hitting the gas and sending the little fuckers flying right outta their baggy-ass jeans and into the ditch. If you’re anything like 34-year-old Amy Lynn Stewart, you just do it.

At about 8:30 Thursday morning, Stewart reportedly found herself behind one of those ambling roadblocks as a group of middle schoolers made their way to school. Though she honked her horn several times, the kids refused to yield. Sooo, police say she plowed through the group, hitting four of ’em: one 14-year-old, two 13-year-olds, and one 12-year-old.…

Child Rape Suspect Dragged From Burning Home

February 18, 2011 at 3:26 am by  

Chattaroy, WA — David Jewell’s 15-year-old son called 911 early Wednesday morning to report that his father had raped his 11-year-old sister the night before and was now trying to commit suicide. When deputies responded to the trailer home, they quickly learned that Jewell wasn’t going down without a fight.

Upon their arrival, deputies could hear yelling coming from the trailer and requested that dispatchers from the sheriff’s office call the home and try to talk Jewell out. Jewell remained in the home, but sent the children, ages 17, 15 and 11 out the front door. He then armed himself with an aerosol can and a lighter and began setting fire to the curtains, blinds and cabinets.

When deputies attempted to approach the crazy bastid, he waved the homemade flamethrower at them and threatened them with a knife. When he refused to drop the items, he was tazed and may have received a couple good thunks from one of the officers nightsticks. Deputies managed to keep the blaze under control until firefighters arrived.…

Jackson, TN — Police have arrested 43-year-old Stephen Wilcox after he reportedly tried to molest a 3-year-old girl left in his care.

The child’s parents told police they had briefly left the child in Wilcox’s care last Friday. Upon their return to the home, they said they found Wilcox in bed with the child – he was completely naked and the child was unclothed from the waist down.

Police say the child’s father “momentarily detained” Wilcox before he managed to slither out of the home. The relationship between Wilcox and the child is unclear…one source claims he’s a family member and another says he’s a family friend.

In a telephone interview with jacksonsun.com, Wilcox’s ex-wife defended him, stating that he did not molest the child. She said Wilcox had been drinking and was passed out when the parents left the home, leaving the 3-year-old in the care of another child in the home…a 9-year-old. The woman claimed the toddler had crawled into the bed with Wilcox. “When he’s drunk, he does not move, does not wake up,” she said. …

Man Charged In WalMart Hatchet Attack

February 16, 2011 at 6:09 am by  

Quincy, MA — Kenneth Rosen has been ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after allegedly threatening two men with a hatchet at a Quincy WalMart.

Quincy police Capt. John Dougan said Rosen became enraged when two men seated near him in the Subway restaurant inside the store asked him to turn down his radio Friday afternoon.

“He stood up and threw a tonic at them, then pulled out a hatchet with a foot-and-a-half long handle, waving and swinging it in the direction of their heads,” Dougan said.

And then, in what must have been an awe-inspiring show of complete badassery, Rosen reportedly slammed the hatchet down on the table where the men had been sitting, cutting a sandwich in half. “You want some of that?” he asked. I’m guessing their answer was no…

As Rosen was being escorted out by store security, police say he pulled out a folding knife and pointed it at them.

When an officer rolled up a short time later, Rosen was found walking down a nearby street with the hatchet holstered to his right hip.…

Sarasota County, FL — When Neil Lansing showed up in court to answer to petty theft charges last week, he must have known he was going to be caged for a bit because, well…he packed accordingly.

After the judge handed down his sentence, Lansing was escorted to his temporary home. As corrections officers were conducting a routine search, they found part of a condom sticking out of his butt. Inside the condom, a treasure trove…

According to sheriff’s officials: inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon. The only thing missing was a good book.

The 33-year-old man is now looking at a few additional charges and is being held without bond.…

Lincoln, NE — When Kristin Renee-Walz’s husband showed up in the emergency room Friday night with knife wounds to his elbow, forearm and knee, he reportedly told medical personnel that he was a sleep-eater and must have injured himself while sleep-slicing himself a piece of cake. It could happen, right?

Wrong. Police didn’t buy the flimsy excuse and arrested Renee-Walz. Authorities seem to believe the woman armed herself with a KA-BAR knife with a 5″ blade and proceeded to get stabby after hubby refused to take her out. She ultimately left a deep, 2-inch cut on hubby’s right elbow as well as 1 1/2-inch cuts to his forearm and knee. Weird….she doesn’t look crazy. oO

Renee-Walz, 40, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of second-degree domestic assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.…

Henrico, VA — 68-year-old Newton Baldwin was arrested Sunday evening after police say he assaulted his grandchildren and his wife after the kiddos pulled a peanut butter prank on him.

Baldwin was reportedly intoxicated and taking a nap when his three grandchildren, ages 13, 9 and 7, thought it would be funny to put peanut butter on the crotchety old geezer’s mouth. Police say Baldwin grew angry once he came to, and assaulted all three children before smackin’ their grandma around a bit.

Baldwin was hauled off to the pokey and charged with four misdemeanor counts of assault. Police said the four victims suffered minor injuries and did not require hospitalization.…

Duluth, MN — Stephanie Lynn Mattinas is behind bars for allegedly stabbing her sister in the face and beating her boyfriend with a baseball bat after catching the two in bed together.

Police were called to the home Tuesday afternoon on a report of two females fighting – a man who lived in the apartment below said the fight caused pictures and other items to be knocked off of his walls.

Inside the apartment, officers found broken bottles and shards of glass all over the living room floor. A bedroom door appeared to have been ripped off the hinges and Stephanie’s 24-year-old sister was found on the floor…her face covered in blood. She had a large stab wound on her left cheek with an 8-10″ piece of wood trim sticking out of her face.

The victim told police she had been beaten by her sister. Stephanie first attacked with her fists, punching her sister more than 15 times, before getting stabby with the wood trim. The woman was transported to the hospital where the wood had to be surgically removed.…


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