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Desoto County, FL — A single father is facing abuse charges after police say he chained his 14-year-old daughter – a habitual runaway – to a set of weights early last week.

Law enforcement officers received a call about the girl Tuesday afternoon and arrived at the home to find her with a 12-15 foot chain attached with padlocks to a 35-pound dumbbell and two 25-pound plates. The teen told deputies her father chained her up and left her home Monday evening so he could work – police say she was uninjured.

When officers made contact with the kid’s father, Oscar Ruiz, he reportedly said he had to work out of town that night and couldn’t find anyone to take care of the teen. He said the kid has run away numerous times, and he was desperate to keep her from doing so again, so he chained her up….he didn’t know what else to do.

“I’ve never seen anybody get chained to an 85-pound weight before,” said DeSoto County Sheriff William Wise.…

Chattanooga, TN — A 20-year-old man was charged with indecent exposure Wednesday after another man complained to police that he had been mooned while sitting in a restroom stall at the Northgate Mall.

According to the police report, Michael Vincent Devita initiated a conversation with the victim as he was taking care of business in the stall, asking flat out if the man was gay. When the victim said no, police say Devita then inquired as to whether the man would perform oral sex on him. The victim’s answer to that question is unknown at this point…

Anyway, the report states that when the victim glanced to the bottom of the stall door, he saw Devita’s “glistening white buttocks protruding into his occupied stall.” The man then reported the incident to mall security, who contacted law enforcement.

When apprehended, Devita reportedly told police he “went too far.” He is now free on bail.…

Bowling Green, KY — Benjamin Williams, 37, is facing numerous charges after police say he broke into at least two separate residences and proceeded to fall asleep.

The investigation into Williams’ alleged hyjinx began with a call from an unidentified man Saturday evening. The man told police the sound of dogs barking roused him from his sleep that evening, and ultimately led him to find an unknown and “extremely drunk” man asleep in his mother’s bed. The drunken dozer apparently thought he was at a friend’s house, and he told the pair as much several times. The man and his mother were able to escort the man from the home without incident, but later found he had left blood stains on the woman’s sheets and on the back door of the home.

Initially unable to track down the sleepy home intruder, police got the break they needed with a similar complaint a couple hours later.

A nearby neighbor called police to report he had walked into his home to find a strange man asleep on his couch…the description matched the bloodied intruder from the prior call.…

Mars Hill, NC — Wesley Shelton, 26, was taken into custody earlier this week after police say he rammed a stolen car through the front door of a convenience store and made off with a bunch of bath salts.

Armed with what police believe was a 12-gauge shotgun, Wesley stole a car from a residence near the M&J Food Store Wednesday afternoon, made a beeline for the store and rammed his way in. Once inside, he apparently grabbed an undisclosed amount of instant crazy and fled the store, driving the stolen vehicle back to the home from which it was stolen. Police say Wesley then broke into the home and locked himself in a closet.

The North Carolina State Patrol blocked access to residence where the crazy man was holed up and a negotiation team arrived on scene shortly thereafter.

I’m guessing Wesley wasn’t in a negotiating mood…he had to be removed from the home with the help of a tactical team and some well placed rubber bullets. And though he was able to fire off a round from his gun during the arrest, no one was injured.…

Fullerton, CA — Javier Enrique Perez, 19, was convicted Tuesday of sexually assaulting a 9-year-old boy by anally penetrating him with a toy light saber, and the hand of another child, while at least two other young boys watched.

According to court documents, the attack occurred on July 28, 2008. The 9-year-old boy’s mother had dropped him off at a sitters for the evening and headed off to work. Perez, 16 at the time, was at the home, as were several other children and teenagers between the ages of 6 and 19.

At some point during the evening, Perez bent the boy over the kitchen table and forced an 8-year-old child to anally penetrate him with his hand while other children looked on. Perez then grabbed a toy light saber and anally raped the victim as he struggled and screamed in pain. When the assault was over, Perez told each of the boys to keep their mouths shut.

When the child’s mother arrived to collect him later that night, he immediately informed her of the assault.…

Bangor, ME — Any of you remember Abraham McDonald? He was featured back in April after police say he threatened to light his grandfather on fire because the man told him he couldn’t light a pile of sticks on fire. Ring a bell? Well, it looks as if I have found McDonald’s kindred spirit…the lovely Miss Emily Cole.

According to court documents, Emily, upset over a recent breakup with her partner, was outside of her grandparent’s home Friday, pouring gasoline on pine needles. When her grandmother, 77-year-old Ernestine Cole, walked outside and told her to knock it off, Emily reportedly doused the woman with gas and lit her on fire. Afterward, police said, Emily left the residence with her mother, Cole’s former daughter-in-law, Annette Jones.

Jones later told police that she was at the home when Emily BBQ’d her grandmother, but in another room. She also told investigators she only agreed to leave the residence with her daughter because she was scared, she had no idea what Emily was capable of.…

Dania Beach, FL — The douche you see before you is 53-year-old Pastro Park – he was taken into custody over the weekend after police learned he had moved his 84-year-old mother out of his duplex and into a cramped tool shed in his back yard for the sole purpose of renting out her room.

Police made the discovery Sunday after being called to Park’s home to settle a landlord/tenant dispute. The tenant, 46-year-old Sheila Kennedy, told officers she had seen a lady living in a toolshed behind the building. They soon learned the woman had been living in the shed without electricity, air conditioning, food or water for two weeks.

According to the arrest report, when paramedics arrived, they found the woman to be malnourished and dehydrated. She had some sort of wound on her head and was reportedly covered in maggots and had a worm burrowing into her neck. She was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital, where Park’s wife says she is now recovering. Police are unsure whether Park’s wife was aware of the situation, and if so, what role she played.…

Phoenix, AZ — Tiana Turnman, 18, and Shykeem Jones, 24, are both in police custody, facing charges of kidnapping and murder, after the two allegedly exacted deadly revenge over an apparent nookie session gone bad.

Police said between Saturday night and early Sunday morning, Turnman and five others were hanging out in the apartment 19-year-old Paul Katoa shares with his pregnant girlfriend. At some point that evening, Turnman reportedly hooked up with Andrew McConnell, a friend of Katoa’s, and the two had sex. When the lovin’ was over, witnesses say Turnman got a little pissy due to “a dispute over money exchanged during the sex act” and because McConnell left before the wet spot dried.

The pissed off woman left the apartment, only to return a short time later with a friend. And that friend, Shykeem Jones, was armed with a handgun.

Police say Turnman locked the front door while Jones ordered the others, three men and two women, to hit the ground. After Jones kicked one of the men in the head, Katoa rushed him, and the two began struggling over the gun.…

Houston, TX — A woman and her boyfriend are facing felony child abuse charges after police say the woman’s 2-year-old son was repeatedly beaten and never treated for his injuries.

The child in question was transported to the hospital by ambulance on May 1, where he was found to be suffering from severe bruising to the face, head, back, penis, stomach and legs. Doctors said the child also had several internal injuries, including a non-functioning kidney. The injuries are considered life-threatening, and had he not been seen at the hospital, doctors say he would have died.

When questioned, mommy’s boyfriend/babysitter, 21-year-old Ivan Martinez, told police a “spirit” in the home was responsible for the boy’s injuries. After failing a polygraph test (miserably, I would assume), Martinez eventually admitted to punching the kid because he threw his breakfast on the floor.

Police say the child’s mother, 21-year-old Erica Mendoza, was aware of the bruises, but failed to seek medical treatment. In her interview with police, Erica initially tried to blame the toddler’s injuries on his 4-year-old sibling.…

Bakersfield, CA — Danielle Mailloux, 24, was taken into custody Sunday after police say she repeatedly stabbed her 6-week-old daughter with a kitchen knife. Fortunately, the infant survived the attack and is now listed in fair condition with multiple stab wounds to the chest and back.

According to Kern County Sheriff’s spokesman Ray Pruitt, the infant’s father called authorities after he arrived home and discovered the injuries. At this point, it is unknown how many times the baby was stabbed, or even how much time passed between the alleged attack and arrival of paramedics.

Police say this isn’t the first time the woman has been investigated for crimes against children. Danielle reportedly gave birth to a full-term stillborn in March of 2009 – test results showed the infant died as a direct result of Danielle’s methamphetamine use. Though the coroner ruled the death a homicide, no charges were filed because under California law, murder charges can’t be applied if “the act was solicited, aided, abetted, or consented to by the mother of the fetus.”

Danielle’s mother, Lynna Shroyer, has said that the death of that child has been weighing heavily on Danielle lately, and she was feeling a little depressed.…

Houston, TX — Police have made an arrest in the gruesome murder of a man whose headless body was found in the backyard of a vacant northeast Houston home over the weekend.

Noe Morin, 35, was charged Monday in connection with the death of 35-year-old Marlon Thomas – his roommate and best friend of 20 years.

Thomas’ headless, dismembered body was discovered at about 7:00 Sunday evening behind a vacant home adjacent to the duplex he and Morin shared. In the crawlspace beneath the duplex itself, sitting next to a chainsaw, police found a garbage bag containing the missing head and one arm.

Though a neighbor reported hearing two gunshots at about 10:00 Saturday evening, investigators have reported that, except for the whole dismemberment/decapitation thing, there were no other obvious injuries to the victim. The exact cause of death won’t be revealed until after an autopsy is conducted, but my money’s on Husqvarna or Black and Decker…

Police have yet to release a motive in the killing, but friends and neighbors suggest the two may have been arguing about money or drugs.…

Oak Harbor, WA — Police say 63-year-old Richard Tice Sr. recently admitted to repeatedly raping two young girls, but blamed his actions on the youngest of the two – a 4-year-old.

Detective Sgt. Teri Gardner began investigating the case last month after the child’s parents learned of the alleged abuse and had her seen at the hospital. The girl was then transported to another hospital in Seattle to undergo a forensic examination. At about the same time, Gardner discovered Tice had sexually assaulted an 8-year-old girl as well. Both girls were able to describe the alleged assaults in graphic detail.

Tice initially denied the allegations, but eventually admitted to raping both of the girls. According to Detective Gardner, ‘Tice then said, ‘I play around. I’ll be truthful,’ but blamed (the 4-year-old girl) on initiating sexual contact.”

Tice also denied having additional victims, but shortly after his arrest, another child from California came forward with similar accusations.

Tice is now behind bars, facing four counts of first-degree rape of a child.…

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