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Cincinnati, OH — A 20-year-old woman is accused of raping her 4-year-old son, and because the disgusting dick sneeze is apparently ignorant, the cops have it all on video.

Authorities claim India Kirksey not only raped the child, but she live streamed the act on a social media site called Periscope. (I, for one, had no idea what Periscope was, so I kindly googled that shit for you guys. It is a mobile app that lets you stream live video to whomever you choose).

An unidentified viewer somewhere in Texas apparently stumbled upon the recording (ew) and contacted authorities in Cincinnati.

Police believe the incident occurred on or around January 4th of this year. When questioned, Kirksey apparently copped to performing oral sex on the child.

She’s been charged with forcible rape and is being held in the Hamilton County jail on $350,000 bond.

And here’s her Facebook, if anyone’s interested. According to a couple of the several lovely comments that have been left for her, there are a couple in which people claim that Kirksey has mental issues.…

Columbus, OH — Jessica Pickett, 22, was charged with misdemeanor falsification after allegedly reporting that her car had been stolen with her 4-year-old daughter inside.

Pickett apparently called 911 and told police she had left her child, Janylia, sleeping in the backseat of her car while it warmed up Monday morning. She left the child in the car, she said, so she could round up her other children. When she returned, the car and her daughter were gone.

An Amber Alert was issued. Cell phones alerted, officers searched, tips started coming in. One tip, though, blew Pickett’s story to shit.

“I am trying to call in about that Amber Alert,” the caller said. “She is not missing. She is at her Aunt’s house.”

And she was. Unharmed. She’d been at the aunt’s house since the night before.

When confronted, Pickett reportedly admitted to officers that she had lied. She had just hoped the police would make finding her stolen car a priority.

Pickett was issued a summons and Janylia and her two siblings, ages 5 and 2, were taken into protective custody.…

Lynwood, WA — An unidentified 24-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after allegedly stabbing her Craigslist date, in a failed attempt to become a serial killer.

Police were called to a Walgreen’s store late that evening, where they found the woman’s 29-year-old victim with a stab wound to the chest.

The man told police he and the woman met on Craigslist after he made a post seeking friendship, and maybe some dating, but not sex. He said the two ended up at the Rodeo Inn, where he paid for a room. Probably most definitely not for sex, though.

They were lying on the bed together, he said, just talking, and the woman kept asking him if he was a serial killer. His answer, each time, was no.

After he told her “no” the last time, he says, the woman climbed on top of him and said, “Well, I am a serial killer!” and then proceeded to stab him in the chest with a pocket knife.

He managed to fight her off and escaped with a 1-2 inch laceration on his chest.…

Houston, TX — Criminal charges have been filed against 49-year-old Pete Hernandez, a former HISD substitute teacher, months after the man was accused of inappropriate behavior with three first grade girls.

According to HISD, the allegations of misconduct were first reported to school officials in November. He was removed from campus and the investigation began.

The three girls told authorities Hernandez kissed them on the mouth, touched their chests, and made them sit on his lap.

Though Hernandez initially denied touching any of the kids, he soon changed his story.

He admitted to having sexual thoughts about the girls as they were sitting on his lap, authorities claim. He had the girls straddle his legs and he moved them side to side and back and forth, as he taught them about “force of motion.”

The kissing? That was an accident, people! Hernandez was simply too close to the girls while he was talking, and his tongue just kinda accidentally fell into their mouth. *barfs* That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.…

Boy, 14, Blackmailed Teacher For $28k After Sex

January 26, 2017 at 3:44 am by  

Dallas, TX — Thao “Sandy” Doan, a teacher at Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School in Dallas, is facing charges of sexual assault for allegedly banging a 14-year-old student on multiple occasions. That student, police say, went on to extort approximately $28,000 from the woman in exchange for his silence.

The allegations came to light earlier this month after the boy’s mother found some inappropriate text messages from Doan on her son’s phone, as well as cash. The woman then spoke with school administrators, informing the principal that the payments from Doan to her son must stop. She also provided screenshots of messages showing that her son asked for money.

“Anit [expletive] watch ima start getting the pics and everything ready … to show the cops right I anit playing,” one message read.

The boy’s mother, who initially thought her child was selling drugs, not sleeping with and extorting his teacher, told investigators the boy started acting up right about the time he started seeing his teacher for extracurricular activities.

“At times, he started getting into drugs, drinking, leaving the house.…

Fight Over Juice Box Leads To A Stabbin’

January 26, 2017 at 3:41 am by  

St. Augustine, FL — One man is sporting a disfigured jaw, and another is looking at jail time after a fight broke out between roommates Tuesday. A fight over a juice box.

Tavage Tobler, 18, and his 44-year-old roomie reportedly got into it after the roomie helped himself to Tobler’s Minute Maid Fruit Punch juice box.

The real insult, according to Tobler, was when the victim started pointing his finger at Tobler’s face.

Tobler admitted to police that the two fought, but denied stabbing the victim. He claims he merely punched the guy. The police, however, disagreed.

According to the arrest report, the victim was stabbed in the jaw and is now permanently disfigured. Tobler has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bond has been set at $5,000.

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve covered a story involving a juice box and a stabbing. A five-year-old was accused of doing the same damn thing back in 2012… he had more victims, though.

Over a juice box.…

Moore Township, PA — David Cantrell, 42, was charged with charged aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment Sunday, after allegedly punching and choking his mother because she changed the channel.

According to the victim, Cantrell began arguing with her about a television program that evening. When she flipped the channel, Cantrell pitched a big ol’ fit.

The woman reportedly told police her son punched her in the mouth, then picked her up and slammed her to the floor. He then screamed, “I hope you die!” and choked her until she was unconscious, police say.

“I thought he was going to kill me,” she told police.

When she regained consciousness, she managed to break away from her son and alert neighbors.

Cantrell was ordered held on $75,000 bail and is required to undergo psychiatric treatment. It’s unclear which program it was his mom wanted to watch.…

COLUMBUS, MS —  Sky Juliett Samuel, 18, is facing criminal charges after allegedly smearing a customer’s burger with menstrual blood and saliva.

According to authorities, Samuel was working at the restaurant on January 7, when she violated the cheeseburger. The tainted burger was then served to a drive-thru customer.

No details at this time as to how the special sauces were applied to the burger, thank gawd, but all of the restaurant’s surveillance videos have been handed over to authorities.

Samuel was first accused when another employee shared details of the incident with her mother, who later posted about the incident on Facebook.

“My daughter saw another worker put her (menstrual fluids) and lick cheese that went on a customer’s burger. My daughter told the (assistant manager) that was on duty and the (assistant manager) still brought the food out to the customer!!! We called the store to try and talk to the general manager and they wouldn’t give her the numbers to get a hold of a manager. We then called corporate who again did nothing!!

Port St. Lucie, FL — This is 58-year-old James Dizney Fields. He was arrested earlier this month for terrifying his neighbors by showing up on their doorstep with a mop on his head.

The victim reported to police that at about 8:00 p.m., January 13, he heard a knock at his door. Upon answering, the victim saw a man with a mop over his face, as if it were a mask of sorts, standing on his doorstep.

The mop man reportedly mumbled something, but according to the victim, it was mostly unintelligible, so he closed and locked the door.

Undeterred, the mop man continued to knock. He also rang the doorbell with the end of the damaged mop. I’m not sure how long the dude carried on, but the police were eventually called and soon made contact with Mr. Fields.

Police found him in his garage, tossing paper onto an open fire. Because why not? It’s Florida….

Anyway, when asked why he showed up at his neighbors with a mop on his head, Fields, who is hearing impaired, responded through writing: “Because I was born a comedian … and I liked to tease people … I was short of an egg and needed eggs to make a cake.” (*ba dum tss*)

After the neighbor positively identified Fields as the man who “terrified his entire family,” Fields was taken to jail, where he was charged with disturbing the peace. …

SAINT PETERSBURG, FL — This lovely lass was arrested this week after reportedly assaulting a police officer with a deadly weapon — a used tampon.

Tecora Fields, 28, was apparently involved in some sort of brawl Monday evening, and as an officer was investigating the incident, got a little PMSy.

According to the arrest report, Fields told the investigating officer to “suck her pussy.” She also stated “I’ll hit you with my tampon, you bitch! In your mouth!”

Fields was then seen digging around in her pants, and when her hands withdrew, a “wet white paper object” went flying through the air, striking the officer in the left shoulder.

After flinging the punani plug Fields beat feet, seeking refuge in a nearby house. She was quickly apprehended following a “successful taser deployment.”

Fields was charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony, and released from custody after posting $5,000 bond. Her criminal history includes prior arrests for disorderly conduct and disorderly intoxication. Shocking.

 …

KANSAS CITY, KS — A 70-year-old man pleaded guilty Monday to robbing a bank last year because, he said, he would rather be imprisoned than continue living with his wife.

Last September, Lawrence Ripple walked into the Bank of Labor in Kansas City and handed the teller a note. “I have a gun,” it read. “Give me money.”

The teller handed over about $3,ooo, but instead of making a run for the getaway car, Ripple parked his ass in the bank lobby.

When approached by a bank security guard, Ripple claimed he was the guy the guard was looking for. (Something tells me he had the same look of resignation on his face then as he does in his mugshot). The guard took Ripple into custody and recovered the money.

When questioned by the police and the FBI, Ripple admitted to the robbery. He told authorities he and his wife had argued that day, and he just couldn’t take living with her anymore. He wrote the note out in front of her, he said, telling her he’d rather be in jail than at home.…

VeggiesLos Angeles, CA — A 59-year-old woman was charged with murder Thursday after allegedly beating her boyfriend to death with an assortment of canned vegetables.

According to authorities, Linda Clarene Jackson bludgeoned her boyfriend, 59-year-old David Ruiz, in the head, while he was in her home earlier this week.

Jackson allegedly used a can of peas, a can of carrots and a can of chicken broth in the attack, claims Ricardo Santiago, a spokesman for the LA County DA. Ruiz died as a result.

Jackson’s motive, aside from being pissed the hell off, apparently, is unclear at this point.

Jackson’s scheduled arraignment on Thursday was postponed to Friday when she experienced a medical emergency, Santiago said. It is expected that her bond will be set at a hefty $1 million.

If convicted, she’s looking at life behind bars.…


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