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Boone, NC — An extremely pushy door-to-door salesman was arrested earlier this week after a woman on his route told police he pressured his way into her home, then refused to leave unless his demands were met. His demands? Get high and do me or buy a magazine.

Police said they responded to numerous complaints in the past couple of weeks about a group of magazine pushers in the area acting suspiciously, refusing to leave homes when asked, and using “overbearing” sales tactics. But Jerad Arnold’s alleged sales pitch ranks pretty high on the ick scale.

As previously stated, Arnold allegedly refused to leave the woman’s home until she “submitted to drug use and sexual activity” or bought a magazine subscription.

Now, I don’t know how the woman managed to resist Arnold’s tempting offer of a free high and no-strings-attached nookie, but she did, opting to buy a damn magazine instead.

After speaking to several members of the sales group, police eventually located Arnold and an arrest was made.…

Ryan Brunn Found Dead After Apparent Suicide

January 20, 2012 at 3:59 am by  

Canton, GA — Just days after pleading guilty to the brutal murder of 7-year-old Jorelys Rivera, 20-year-old Ryan Brunn was found dead in his jail cell.

“Ryan Brunn was found unresponsive in his cell at 4:15 p.m.,” said Kristin Stancil, a spokesperson for the Georgia Department of Corrections. “He was pronounced dead at a local hospital at 5:37 p.m. of an apparent suicide.”

Stancil would not say how Brunn died or whether he was under a suicide watch at the time of his death, but 11Alive is reporting that a source close to the investigation has revealed that Brunn committed suicide by hanging himself in his cell.

Jorelys’ father, Ricardo Galarza, told CNN en Espanol that learning of Brunn’s death partly made him “feel good but, on the other hand, it doesn’t because my daughter will never be with me again.”

He went on to say that he felt that a lifetime of Brunn being watched after, “eating three times a day (and) sleeping with air conditioning” while in prison was not enough.…

Man Arrested After Toddler Drinks Date Rape Drug

January 20, 2012 at 3:07 am by  

Lilburn, GA — A 33-year-old man is facing felony charges after police say his roommate’s 2-year-old child accidentally drank from a water bottle containing GHB.

Timothy Waldrop and the child’s father were apparently conversing in a bedroom inside the residence Saturday when the toddler snatched the bottle of clear liquid from the coffee table and started chuggin’. When the kid’s dad asked what he was drinking, the kid replied that he didn’t know because “it was Tim’s drink.” Waldrop then informed dad that it was GHB, or gamma hydroxybutyric acid — a synthetic drug commonly known as the “date rape” drug.

At that point, Waldrop was told to vacate the premises. Personally, I would have “detained” the bastard until the cops showed up….

Just moments later, the child apparently began acting “weird” and collapsed on the kitchen floor. Another child in the home told the father that he had seen the tot drinking from the water bottle.

The child was transported to the hospital, and as of Tuesday, his condition was still unknown.…

Phoenix, AZ — Due to popular demand, I bring you Russell Hofstad — a mentally disturbed transient accused of skinning, gutting and eating a cat, later using the critter’s tail, liver and entrails as a fashion accessory.

Hofstad was arrested Wednesday after the owner of a local warehouse/music venue discovered he had been camping inside the building. When police arrived on scene, Hofstad stood before them with a painted face, bloodshot eyes and cat parts wrapped around his neck. He also appeared to be under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

When questioned about the bloody pile of cat pulp lying on the floor next to a pair of clippers and a screwdriver, Hofstad reportedly told police he killed the cat because he was hungry.

He hit the critter with a stick, he said, then stabbed it and skinned it with a butter knife. The cat’s organs were placed in a cooler, presumably for later consumption, and the skeleton was set aside for future use as a party decoration.

The owner of the warehouse told police Hofstad had admitted to eating more than just one pussy.…

Ruckersville, VA — Not much info on this one yet, but police have apparently taken a 5-year-old boy into custody after the kid injured two children and one adult with an “edged weapon” in what neighbors are calling a dispute over a juice box.

Deputies responded to a Ruckersville mobile home park Monday afternoon to find the three suffering from non-life threatening stab wounds.

“I’ve heard of juveniles throwing temper tantrums, but I’ve never heard of anything like this before,” said Greene County Sheriff Steve Smith.

At least one victim is related to the child, but authorities have not revealed which one or the nature of that relationship. Nor have they confirmed whether the alleged stabbing occurred over a juice box.

The child was still in police custody Monday evening and is said to be undergoing some sort of evaluation.

Buenos Aires — An 85-year-old woman in Argentina was left in critical condition after a cat thrown from a fourth-floor apartment during a heated argument landed on her head.

It apparently went a little something like this….

An unidentified man and his wife were arguing Saturday when the husband reportedly picked up the family cat and hurled it at his wife. The agile woman ducked and the cat went flying out an open window.

The victim just happened to be strolling down the sidewalk right about then, and took a direct hit to the brain space by the falling feline. She was left with a fractured skull.

The cat did not survive the landing. At this point, it is unclear whether the alleged feline flinger will face any charges.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to catch the last Greyhound Bus directly to hell ’cause I totally snortgiggled at the visual.…

Los Angeles, CA — And now, from the “You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up” file, we have a woman out of LA who apparently offered herself up in exchange for some of those chewy, spongy, mystery meat filled nuggets McDonald’s likes to pass off as actual food.

The woman, Khadijah Baseer, was apparently doing her ho stroll through the McDonald’s parking lot Wednesday evening, when she began opening customers’ car doors at the drive-thru window.

Once Baseer had the occupants attention, she allegedly made the sex-for-McNuggets offer. One witness reported Baseer’s alleged proposition to police, and she was taken into custody on suspicion of prostitution.

Hunger isn’t a laughing matter, people. Nookie for McNuggets, though…that sh*t is hilarious.…

Azusa, CA — Fernando Porras, 43, is facing a charge of attempted murder after police say he tried to kill his wife by spiking her Rice Krispies with Goof Off – The ultimate stain remover for even the toughest messes!

Azusa police said the 51-year-old woman started chowin’ down Thursday morning and soon noticed her normally tasteless cereal now tasted and smelled a bit funky. And after ingesting a few bites, she became ill.

Paramedics were called after the woman’s 17-year-old daughter took a whiff of the offending cereal.

“She goes ‘something’s in it, something’s in it,'” says Fernanda. “So I went and picked it up and when I saw what was in the cup, I could smell it and I was like ‘oh my gosh, this is a chemical.'”

Porras accompanied his wife to the hospital, but raised investigators’ suspicions when he went outside to smoke a cigarette and vanished. He was arrested about two miles away and has since been ordered held on $1 million bail.

Police said family members allegedly heard Porras making incriminating statements.…

Two Children Bitten By Woman At Bookstore

January 13, 2012 at 10:03 am by  

Mountain View, CA — The totally sane looking woman to the left is 46-year-old Polly Beltramo. She was arrested on suspicion of felony child abuse after allegedly biting two random children inside the BookBuyers bookstore Thursday afternoon.

According to police, Beltramo approached a woman in the store, chomped on her toddler and her infant, then fled.

“Some other woman came up to the lady’s little girl and then the girl started running to her mother saying that lady bit me and she had a big – something on her cheek that’s red,” store co-owner Hotranatha Ajaya said.

As the mother was tending to the little girl, her 2-month-old son started screaming. He, too, had apparently been bitten on the cheek by the crazy lady.

Beltramo ran from the store, but was soon located at a nearby coffee shop. Both children were treated at the scene and are expected to be ok. Physically, that is.

Amateur. Everyone knows you have to marinate ’em first….

Phoenix, AZ — Thurman McGriff was taken into custody Saturday after witnesses say he received or pretended to receive a blowjob from a puppy.

Police initially responded to the area in response to a report that a man was exposing himself in public. And after interviewing a couple of witnesses, an adult and a 9-year-old boy, learned that McGriff, 54, may or may not have used a puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.

Both witnesses reportedly told police they saw McGriff expose himself while holding the puppy, claiming that, at one point, the man used, or acted like he was using, his new puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.

When McGriff realized the young’un was watching him, he reportedly threatened to do the same thing to him if he didn’t stop staring.

McGriff was booked into jail on one count of indecent exposure, one count of bestiality and one count of sexual indecency with an animal.…

Jupiter, FL — A 62-year-old woman is accused of hammering her husband Sunday after apparently coming unglued while watching Judge Judy.

Janet Knowles was taken into custody on a charge of aggravated battery after police responded to the home she shares with her husband and found the 65-year-old man bleeding from his brain space.

According to the probable cause affidavit, the man told police he was sitting on his recliner watching Judge Judy when Knowles lost her sh*t and knocked him upside the head with a hammer.

When questioned, Knowles told police she hit the man because he was watching Judge Judy and that made her mad. She then reportedly said something about one of her neighbors and what they were wearing. The responding officer noted in his report that Knowles could not hold a conversation during the investigation.

The man was treated for a cut to his head and forearm and did not require hospitalization. Knowles is being held without bond.

Welp, at least he got to keep his eyes….…

Huxley, IA — Jackie Burkle, 22, was charged with two counts of first-degree murder Tuesday after police found two dead newborns in the trunk of her car.

According to authorities, the investigation began with an anonymous tip early Saturday morning.

“The defendant was seen at work on (Thursday) and appeared to be pregnant and then was seen at work on (Saturday) and appeared not be pregnant with a completely different physical appearance,” Police Chief Mark Pote said in a criminal complaint.

Police interviewed Burkle, who agreed to go to the hospital and take a blood test, which indicated that she’d recently been pregnant. When questioned, Burkle told police she had given birth to twin girls, then told police where they could find the bodies.

According to the criminal complaint, Burkle stated that “she intended to end their lives and was not at any time intending that they would live.”

Officials say an autopsy on both girls has been conducted, but the results won’t be available for more than a month.…

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