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Nellie PalaciosSanta Maria, CA — Look at that mug, people. Does that look like the face of crazy? The kind of crazy that would break into your home, steal your shit and kill your cat after a breakup? Meet 43-year-old Nellie Palacios — from what police are saying, yes, she is that kind of crazy.

According to police, on the afternoon of January 2, Palacios, accompanied by her new boyfriend, entered her ex-boyfriend’s home and started grabbing paintings from the walls and stashed ’em in her car. She also apparently choked the man’s cat a bit before stabbing it with a kitchen knife.

The new boyfriend, who apparently believed he was at a home of one of the woman’s cousins, called police to report the woman’s erratic behavior. I’m assuming he got a little wigged out once the stabbing commenced….

When police arrived on scene, the new boyfriend informed them he had primarily been outside while Palacios was robbing the place, but did admit to seeing Palacios stab the cat and stash the body in an igloo type doghouse in the yard.…

Helen Ann WilliamsNorth Charleston, SC — Kayso, I’m a little late on this one – those who know me would expect nothing less from the Queen of Procrastination – but since it’s looking like Crazy Lady Day at The Dreamin’ Demon, I’m gonna go ahead and throw in Helen Williams.

Williams, 44, sent her common-law husband out for some beer late Christmas Eve, and when the man returned home empty handed due to the fact that the stores were closed, she got a little testy.

The 41-year-old man was apparently in the kitchen upon his return (making his own damn sammich, by the way), when Williams grabbed the squirrel and knocked him upside the back of the head with it. Then, police say, she stabbed him with it. I, for one, would love to see this friggin’ squirrel… sounds like I need a similar one for my “collection.”

Anyway, the man tore out of the house and headed to the neighbors to call police. When police arrived shortly after midnight, they found the man covered in blood, suffering from cuts to the face and shoulder.…

aliceDallas, TX — An 11-year-old girl is in police custody after allegedly stabbing her mother in the head, neck and shoulder several times.

According to investigators, the girl was dropped off at home Friday and was apparently unhappy about it. The girl reportedly told police her mother, Toshia Edmonson, said something about “giving her away” and shoved her down on a couch.

Like something ripped from one of my own nightmares, the spawn waited until her mother fell asleep and armed herself with a kitchen knife. She then crept into her mother’s bedroom and got to stabbing, police said. Nine friggin’ times. This kid was more than just a little unhappy, methinks.

The commotion apparently woke the girl’s younger brother, who later told police he heard his mother screaming for the girl to stop it, and saw the both of them covered in blood.

Edmonson was apparently able to get her hands on the knife and fell on top of the child to stop the attack.

The girl reportedly told police she stabbed her mother because she was “so, so angry and frustrated with her.” She’s now cooling her little heels in the Henry Wade Juvenile Center.…

Larry PoulosArlington, TX — After holding up the Educational Employees Credit Union in Arlington Tuesday afternoon, and walking out the door with a reported $5,000 in his hands, an alleged bank robber got robbed. Heh.

When Larry Poulos walked into the credit union and handed the teller a deposit slip with the word “bomb” written on the back, the teller first thought she was the victim of a very, very bad joke. When Poulos started fidgeting around with something in his waistband, the woman started stuffing the provided bag with cash.

Poulos exited the bank and took off running like his ass was on fire. Right about then, someone called police to report seeing a man running through an apartment complex behind the bank holding a bag with money flying out of it. Nope, not suspicious at all….

Poulos’ roommate later told police Poulos entered the apartment shortly after 1:00 and disappeared into a back bedroom. Just moments later, two rather large men walked into the apartment. After some sort of short-lived commotion, those two men exited the apartment carrying handfuls of money.…

Joel DummannCanton, MI — A 44-year-old father was arraigned Wednesday on six charges of possessing child pornography after he accidentally forwarded several disturbing images from his cell phone to a wrong number.

An unidentified Canton man showed up at the police department Sunday with concerns about some images that were texted to his phone.

“On his cell phone he received some messages that were explicit in nature, and there were children on them. He was disgusted,” Detective Sergeant Chad Baugh said. “These children were nude and in sexual positions.” And it didn’t take long for police to find the person responsible for sending the images.

Baugh claims Joel Dummann was trying to send the images from one of his phones to another when he inadvertently entered the wrong number. A search of Dummann’s home revealed additional images, all graphic in nature.

Dummann has been ordered held on $250,000 cash bond or 10% cash surety. He also cannot have unsupervised contact with minors, including his young daughter.

Can you imagine being the poor fucker that received those images?…

Tevin Kievelle MonroeNorfolk, VA — A 31-year-old man is facing numerous charges after police say he flashed a handgun in the general direction of a manager at McDonald’s when said manager informed him he must fill out an application for employment online.

According to police, Tevin Monroe walked into a Norfolk McDonald’s last week and asked for a job application. The manager on duty informed Monroe they don’t do paper applications anymore — the application process is handled online. Because fuck doing things the old-fashioned way…. it’s all about cold, hard technology, bitch. Just click “Submit,” cross your fingers and pray an actual human looks at it and has the courtesy to get back in touch, k?

Anyway, Tevin wasn’t buying the whole “we don’t have paper applications” thing and asked again. Nonverbally. Like, with a gun. Tevin didn’t even have to remove the handgun from his waistband, he just flashed it. Then, whaddyaknow? A paper application appeared in the manager’s hands.

Poor, stupid Tevin was sitting down in the restaurant filling out that application when police arrived.…

Seth ThompsonBoca Raton, FL — A former employee of Florida Atlantic University is facing charges after police say he secretly filmed students pissing and masturbating in the men’s restroom on the campus, then uploaded those video files to several pornographic websites.

Seth Thompson, a.k.a. Jerking_Bud, apparently filmed the unsuspecting men doing whatever it is that men do in a public restroom (Masturbating? Really?), then uploaded the videos to sites like PornHub, XTube, yuvutv, and Tumblr.

Police were tipped off to these skeevy shenanigans by one of the stars of his video clips — some student apparently stumbled across a video of himself pissing on PornHub. That same student recalled another male in the restroom at the time “casting suspicious glances” his way and carrying a large backpack.

Police reportedly found dozens of similar videos, with eye-catching titles like “A college kid and his dad taking a leak at a public bathroom,” “My buddy jerking off in the stall next to me,” and “My collection of hidden videos of guys taking a leak and jerking off,” posted on the aforementioned websites… all uploaded under the Jerking_Bud moniker. …

Brian Anthony CheekSante Fe, TX — A Sante Fe couple were taken into police custody Friday after police raided their home and found a bunch of drugs and stuff. That’s not what landed them here on the DD, though… it was the bodies of nearly two dozen tortured cats that earned them their spot.

Brian Cheek and his wife, Veronica Springer, were apparently the target of a somewhat lengthy narcotics investigation. When police finally raided Friday, a search of the couple’s home revealed roughly 9 grams of crystal meth, a scale and packaging materials. In addition to the narcotics, a stolen ATV valued at about $14,000 was recovered.

In addition to the drugs, police reportedly found about 20 dead cats, ranging from kittens to adults, on the property. Each and every one had apparently been tortured. Investigators stated that there was evidence of blunt force trauma, disemboweling, strangulation, and burning. One of the dead cats was discovered in a box in the bed of Cheek’s truck.

Remains of several of the cats were picked up by Galveston County Sheriff’s Office Animal Cruelty investigators and will be examined by necropsy.…

Teen Charged With Beating, Raping Elderly Nun

December 17, 2013 at 2:27 am by  

Andrew BullockPhiladelphia, PA — An 18-year-old man is in police custody after he allegedly beat and raped a retired nun under a statue of the Virgin Mary at the convent at St. Titus Catholic Church.

Police allege Andrew Bullock first exposed himself to the 86-year-old woman as she was tossing books into a recycling bin Friday morning. When that didn’t bring him the satisfaction he desired, he reportedly roughed her up a bit, threw her to the ground and raped her.

“The first thing you notice when you look up up where this horrific act occurred, is the statue of the Virgin Mary looking down,” said Assistant Chief Dan Couch.

Police say a boot print in the snow is what ultimately led them to the alleged old lady raper, and Bullock, described by Couch as a “loner” was arrested later that day.

Dicksneeze has been charged with rape and aggravated assault.

Barbara Hecht, a spokesperson for the Sisters of St. Joseph, the order to which the victim belonged, said the woman had suffered a dislocated jaw and was released from Allegheny General Hospital in Pittsburgh on Saturday.…

Lopez Christian WebsterDes Moines, IA — A man suspected of repeatedly stabbing another man during a home invasion Tuesday, was killed by a train as he attempted to flee the scene of the crime.

According to police, Lopez Webster, 32, entered Timothy Kingery’s home at about 9:00 p.m. that evening and ordered the man to his knees. He yelled something unintelligible at the man two or three times, Kingery didn’t know what dude was going on about, before he proceeded to get stabby.

Police say Kingery was left with three stab wounds on his arm, as well as lacerations to the chest, right arm and neck.

Webster then reportedly grabbed something from the house and ran off.

Just a few blocks down the street, police say, Webster started running along a double set of train tracks. According to a witness waiting for the train to pass, Webster crossed one set of tracks without issue. When he tried to jump between the cars rumbling down the second set of tracks, well, he went and got himself all broken.…

Eugenio FreitasStaffordshire — A 49-year-old grandfather has been banned from every grocery store in the entire UK after he was caught whippin’ up a load of baby batter in the meat aisle of a Sainsbury’s supermarket.

Eugenio Freitas told the court Monday he truly and fully intended to go shopping back in early July, but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’. I’m tellin’ ya, a good looking prime rib gets my drive all kinds of worked up.

Prosecutor Marcus Harry informed the court that at least one store employee was willing to give Freitas the benefit of the doubt when she first witnessed him playing pocket pool — she assumed he was merely adjusting himself. Before too long, though, a customer complained about Freitas’ “adjustment” tactics.

The staff member was called to the CCTV area, where she and the security guard were given their own little show….

“He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around,” said Marcus Harry.…

Alexander Gonzalez GarciaNampa, ID — A church deacon accused of touching a parishioner under the age of 16 has apparently blamed the whole incident on Satan. Because, you know, Satan’s a promiscuous bastard like that.

Alexander Gonzalez Garcia, a deacon with the Seventh-day Adventist Church in Nampa, was arrested Tuesday.

According to police, the young girl accused Garcia of getting a little touchy-feely in a storage room at the church during a potluck dinner back in July.

Garcia has reportedly admitted to kissing and hugging the girl, but denies doing anything inappropriate.

Garcia told police Satan was in the storage room that day — just kinda hanging out, creating a new level for Candy Crush, I’m assuming — and that dirty rat bastard must have slithered his way into Garcia’s body and is totally responsible for fondling that young girl.

Garcia  has been booked into the Canyon County Jail on a charge of lewd conduct with a minor.

Prosecutors said church officials had been very cooperative throughout the investigation. No word on whether that storage room has been “cleaned.”…


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