DRAPER, UT – A couple are accused of running a drug operation out of their home and feeding their toddlers pot to keep them quiet.

Jacob Francis Sickler, 28, and Katie Jennifer Blackham, 40, are entrepreneurs. And they figured out a revolutionary way to keep the kids from fussin’!

Unfortunately for them, they are likely to go to jail for their innovative new approach. And their business.

It seems that authorities in Draper, Utah take a dim view of freelance special-brownie-peddlin’. Who’d have guessed?

You’d think that it was all the bragging about their brilliant business venture that set the cops wise to the Dynamic Duo, but it was actually family members. Plural.

It seems that relatives were concerned enough about the couple’s three- and four-year-old children to drop dime on them, telling the Division of Child and Family Services that the kids were exposed to drug use, were dirty and unkempt, and were losing weight due to the neglect.

Neglected kids are often fussy, but not these two; the Wonder Twins were feeding the wee ones weed to keep them quiet.

There was also the matter of a broken leg on the 3-year-old that went untreated for two days until relatives insisted that the child receive medical attention.

DCFS contacted local law enforcement authorities forthwith, and an investigation commenced, confirming these two idiots’ criminal unfitness as parents.

In a bit of a shocker, both kids would test positive for cocaine as well as the expected marijuana. I guess the blow is how they got the kids up in the morning.

Sickler and Blackham are being held in the Salt Lake County Jail until their initial court appearance on August 27th.

Kudos to the family members who spoke up! I hope they pursue custody of the kids. These nitwits don’t deserve them.

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