BARTOW, FL – A 38-year-old man has been accused of exchanging pornographic pictures with an 11-year-old girl that he admitted to making out with.

Michael Lee Caraway is a fixin’ man.

He fixes houses, for one. The 38-year-old Hudson, Florida man is a construction worker that apparently does remodels and other work on existing construction. Much better for meeting little ladies than working new construction.

Because, you see, Caraway fixes little girls, too.

And, like any good contractor, Caraway was making good progress on the Scope of Work for his latest Little Princess project.

After a recent Caraway gig at a Polk County residence, the homeowners became suspicious because of unspecified changes in their 11-year-old daughter’s behavior. I’m guessing it was something to do with her all of a sudden locking herself in her room for eight hours every day with professional photography equipment.

Because a subsequent investigation by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office would uncover more than 450 porno pics of herself that the girl had sent to Caraway. The article does not provide a timeline, but even if it took her folks a month to get wise, 450 naughtygrams is an astonishing output.

Hell, that’s a full time job.

Authorities also found about 50 dick pics that Caraway had sent to the girl, as well as some generic pornography, probably midget penis stuff to help prove his manliness to the (presumably) inexperienced waif. Oh, and the usual dirty-talk via text.

What would really shock authorities would be Caraway’s admission that he had somehow contrived to “mak[e] out” with the girl at an undisclosed location somewhere outside of Polk County (where she lived) and Pasco County (where he lived).

When the hell does this guy get any work done?

Well, it’s a moot point now; he was jailed on August 13th for “solicitation, directing sexual performance of a child, transmission of material harmful to a minor and use of a two-way communication device to commit a felony,” at least three of which are felonies. Bail was set at $20,000.

No more “do you like Caraway seed on your little buns” games for him. Well, maybe, but a bit different.

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