SAN ANTONIO, TX – The 30-year-old dipshit who attacked a teenage boy in a Whataburger for wearing a MAGA hat has been arrested.

For all two of you who didn’t hear about this story, a video was posted on Facebook earlier this week by a woman looking for the identification of a man seen assaulting her son’s 16-year-old friend.

In the video, 30-year-old Kino Jimenez could be seen confronting 16-year-old Hunter Richard in a Whataburger about the MAGA hat the teen was wearing.

Jimenez yanks the hat off Richard’s head, grabbing some of the teen’s hair with it, before throwing a drink in the teen’s face. “Fuck the president!” Jimenez yells.

“You ain’t even support shit nigga,” Jimenez says as he walks away with the MAGA hat in his hand. “This is going to go great in my mother fucking fireplace, bitch.”

As you can imagine, once the video was posted it went viral and Jimenez was quickly identified. Jimenez was also quickly fired from the bar he worked as a part-time doorman.

Now he has been arrested and charged with felony theft of a person. His bail has been set at $5,000.

He has a criminal record including several DWI charges, a drug possession charge, and a burglary charge – so this should be a familiar process for Jimenez.

As for the teen he assaulted, he hopes we can return to the days of having civil discourse.

“I support my President and if you don’t let’s have a conversation about it instead of ripping my hat off,” said Richard. “I just think a conversation about politics is more productive for the entire whole rather than taking my hat and yelling subjective words to me.”

Unfortunately, rational discussion with people like Jimenez isn’t possible. Like trying to convince Jaded the imaginary bats she constantly swats at aren’t real, it’s a pointless endeavor. They are unhinged.

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