ALLENTOWN, PA  – Police have charged a man with harassment after he shit on another man during a road rage incident.

Police say two men got into a road rage incident Friday morning that ended with one of the men, 69-year-old Henry George Weaver, curling one off on the other.

I really wish there was more to this story, but that’s all I can find. Hell, even the police statement was bereft of any juicy details.

“The accused and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim,” Pennsylvania State Police said in a news release.

I mean shit happens and all that, but the victim had to be knocked out or incapacitated in some way, right? I just cannot fathom how a man could allow himself to be in a position in which a 69-year-old could shit on them – unless it was voluntary, of course.

I really want to know how taking a dump on another person only leads to a harassment charge in Pennsylvania. Either that’s one for the books that will lead to some law changes, or the old man was chasing the other guy with a turd in his hand.

Hopefully, public curiosity will lead to more info on this incident. Speaking of crap news, we sure have had a lot recently.

We had the jogger who finally got caught after a year of helping neighbors’ lawns with his home-made fertilizer, the school superintendent who was accused of taking early-morning dumps on a rival school’s football field, And how can we forget about the lately from last month who dropped steaming load on the floor of a Tim Horton’s.


Well it looks like we finally have an explanation to what started the road rage incident and how one man ended up shitting on another.

According to Weaver, he suffers from irritable bowel syndrome and this what led to him crapping on another man’s leg.

“I’ve put up with it for years,” he said. “You get worked up and you’re going to have to go … I couldn’t control my bowels. And he was right there. And it’s just as simple as that.”

Weaver said he and another driver got out of their cars and began arguing with each other after the other man pulled out in front of him.

“He was right against me. He was right there, ” said Weaver. “I had to drop it … He just got me worked up. Something was going to happen. I could have easily have missed him if I had turned around but it happened then.”

Weaver went on to say that after shitting on the other man’s leg, the man got in his car and drove away.

“I’m not proud of it,” said Weaver. “I messed up. It happens.”

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