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FRIENDSWOOD, TX – After being escorted from her child’s school play for being intoxicated, a Texas mother assaulted a police officer and then flooded her jail cell.

I get needing a lil’ suminsumin to get through your kid’s school events — school plays, fundraisers, parent-teacher conferences — but 35-year-old Christy Ann Churchwell really overdid it and just made a bad situation much, much worse.

Last Thursday she was watching her child in a play at Friendswood Junior High School when others begin complaining about her obnoxious behavior.

A police officer asked to speak with her outside and noticed she reeked of alcohol. After being helped outside, Churchwell balled up her fists and lunged at the officer.

That was when she was charged with public intoxication. While in custody, police would find eight 75 mL bottles of vodka in her purse, seven of which were empty.

As she was being escorted to a police car, Churchwell reportedly cursed at the officers present and kicked one of them. That’s when Churchwell was charged with assault of a police officer.

Three’s a charm, they say. So later that night, Churchwell set off the sprinkler system in her jail cell. Flooding ensued, along with the standard emergency and evacuation response.

For that stunt, Churchwell was charged with false alarm or report and criminal mischief. She was released from custody Friday after posting her $7,500 bond.

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